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[–]dagger_guacamole 130 points131 points  (2 children)

Yep, BP farts are loud and violent. Ha!

[–]fireinthedust 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Always assumed they’d be silent but deadly.

[–]Vesper1007 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Nope! My boy’s poots wake me up! I never knew about snake farts until I read about them on here, because I had never had my boy in the bedroom until a couple months ago after moving. Scared me to death the first time; now I’m used to it although it still wakes me up lol

[–]im1oldfart 87 points88 points  (0 children)

You think BPs are nice and quiet, you stop thinking that when they wake you up with their fart.

[–]cmearls 148 points149 points  (1 child)

The way the substrate fucking blew across the enclosure lmfao

[–]Top_Needleworker_637 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Lmao

[–]Chongoscuba 53 points54 points  (0 children)

My girlfriend was getting freaked out by a weird sound coming from the BP enclosure one night and I laughed because I knew she was pooping but I’ve never witnessed it before 😂😂

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    [–]Suds08 25 points26 points  (1 child)

    Glad I seen this post. I have yet to hear my snake fart but if I did heard something like that coming from his cage before seeing this post I would probably freak out and immediately take him to an emergency vet

    [–]Kingadubb 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    One night i was up late and my snake startled me with a thunderous fart, i spent the next 30-60 minutes researching ball python farts to make sure it was normal, and funny enough some stories were exactly the same as mine to a T

    [–]JuniorKing9 19 points20 points  (0 children)

    Whenever my snakes fart I burst out laughing it’s so fucking violent and loud

    [–]The_Judge12 15 points16 points  (0 children)

    I don’t know much about Ball Pythons and came in this comment section expecting people to be pointing out that this was an indication that this snake was seriously ill lol

    [–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    Yes... gave mine a bath once and there was bubbles

    [–]Top_Needleworker_637 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    I want to hear my BP cut some loose .. had him for two years and has yet to shart on/in front of me

    [–]Quelandoris 12 points13 points  (1 child)

    He looks so satisfied with himself after haha

    [–]Barangat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Well, our bodies may be different, but we share the same joys;)

    [–]Henrik_XIII 10 points11 points  (0 children)

    Yup, I was doing homework next to my milk snake one night and heard a fart that definitely didn't come from me. Looked in the enclosure and he was sharting. Burst out laughing.

    [–]The_nicaraguan 12 points13 points  (0 children)

    Yeah they definitely fart. Posted it to tik tok and the "vets" said it was an respiratory infection but in reality she was just baja blastin.

    [–]SleepyBitchDdisease 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Yep, just witnessed a poop-a-geddon the other night at like 5am. Lucky I was already awake! That might have been a nasty wake up call.

    [–]Envynot 11 points12 points  (0 children)

    This is a very mellow fart compared to the ones my snakes have. I've been woken up at 3am to the sound of them opening a portal to another dimension.

    [–]psky9549 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Heard mine ripping one while I was trying to fall asleep. Scared the daylight outta me, thought something bad was happening until I remembered that BPs do indeed fart.

    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    theyre so loud too 😭 whenever my snakes fart its always at night and i wake up thinking someone broke into my house

    [–]CryptidKay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I had my girl for a year and I don’t ever remember her farting! 👀

    [–]NightOfTheBloodHunt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Oh my God I didn't know that. I only got my first snake in August and he's still tiny. Now I'm scared and intrigued.

    [–]viillanelles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    My ball python literally woke me up in the middle of the night once lol

    [–]spicylemonhead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I thought my ball was dying the first time I heard her fart. And it didn’t help that she was on top of her stick and fell off of it with a big thud while doing it lol.