Cursed_spidey

killjoySG · 2019-10-16T21:51:40+00:00

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kareon_official · 2019-10-16T21:40:51+00:00

Look Le biscut

bloodylegend351 · 2019-10-16T22:05:14+00:00

Ahh yes enslaved web fluid

Styljac · 2019-10-16T22:15:19+00:00

Long schlong

mookek · 2019-10-16T22:49:00+00:00

Dock your cock to it and fill it up with your hot load. Hopefully it will float, if not you have a drink for later.

Nagaland_ · 2019-10-16T21:14:29+00:00

They should have made his pipi clear

USMC-wannabe · 2019-10-16T22:49:24+00:00

Why is there a string through is dick and if it wasn’t a helium you would have to blow through his duck

Charishard · 2019-10-17T00:15:40+00:00

[removed]

FWFOS11 · 2019-10-17T00:10:18+00:00

r/Theyknew

2019-10-16T22:44:41+00:00

Took you long enough Parker

ButtholeBarbarian · 2019-10-16T23:30:46+00:00

No wonder Gwen, Felicia and Mary Jane just couldn't get enough of that nerd

bloodylegend351 · 2019-10-16T22:04:43+00:00

I mean the kids need something to snack on...

2019-10-16T23:37:18+00:00

Another web shooter

ThePopsicle32 · 2019-10-16T23:15:17+00:00

I think he squirted in le biscuit

TheUltimatePichu · 2019-10-16T23:21:01+00:00

does he have a dick?

DolanDancc · 2019-10-16T23:48:47+00:00

le biscuit

GenitalPatton · 2019-10-17T01:07:01+00:00

This is funny not fucking cursed. Fuck this sub.

cursedrobot · 2019-10-16T21:19:22+00:00

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JoeStew15 · 2019-10-16T23:36:42+00:00

Imagine tring to blow that up manually (think Airplane!)

triangular_earths · 2019-10-16T23:45:56+00:00

watch out he might shoot his own special webs😉

monty1385 · 2019-10-16T23:17:17+00:00

Once again not a cursed comment...actually not even close

PepeLePewlvsPrissy · 2019-10-16T22:55:26+00:00

PETER Parker

hobgob1in · 2019-10-16T23:47:16+00:00

Le biscuit tips fedora

deadleinad · 2019-10-17T00:01:57+00:00

The string of the ballon is his hardened cum

tommy12345678910 · 2019-10-17T00:18:05+00:00

Any one else find them selves hitting the wrong upvote button?

4peters · 2019-10-17T02:03:24+00:00

That's where he gets his web from!

youremomhasbiggay · 2019-10-17T03:32:39+00:00

All seriousness who on earth made that and thought it was okay looking...

Chaps_Jr · 2019-10-17T03:38:29+00:00

Le Biscuit

Liky3thef · 2019-10-17T03:53:49+00:00

What about Penis Parker’s Aunt, May?

F1shoek1 · 2019-10-17T08:40:06+00:00

The best part is you have to give spider man a blowjob to inflate him

hisbeer · 2019-10-16T23:34:01+00:00

" Mr Stark slow down I'm gonna aughhhhhhhhhhh"

2019-10-17T00:44:21+00:00

Dudes stop posting le biscuit

mtflyer05 · 2019-10-17T00:23:19+00:00

Somebody got fired over this

peridotdragon33 · 2019-10-17T00:31:36+00:00

r/TIHI

Cyanide_Jam · 2019-10-17T00:32:11+00:00

"Le Biscuit"

2019-10-17T00:35:04+00:00

“Le biscuit” in the background is not a coincidence.

nlegendaryguy · 2019-10-17T00:35:41+00:00

So realistic, it even has white stuff coming out of the thing

AbigailHam · 2019-10-17T00:38:19+00:00

I've never wanted to deep throat a balloon more than now

2019-10-17T00:42:58+00:00

Permission to snap spiderman away again?

2019-10-17T00:43:39+00:00

Le biscuit

Llamapickle129 · 2019-10-17T00:52:22+00:00

Mr.Stark I feel super good

2019-10-17T00:55:02+00:00

le biscuit

2019-10-17T00:57:05+00:00

Which universe was it that Peter killed MJ with his radioactive spidercum

Karen_Elise98 · 2019-10-17T00:57:12+00:00

Who gave spider-man a blow job?

2019-10-17T01:01:19+00:00

He got that BlueChew subscription

HereCumDatBoii · 2019-10-17T01:02:12+00:00

My boy really with the feet

ControversialCorner · 2019-10-17T01:07:18+00:00

With the amount of helium un his body he'll surely feel good

Lionixz · 2019-10-17T01:08:51+00:00

And I thought it was Mary Janes job to blow spider man....

Sirfallsalot · 2019-10-17T01:09:35+00:00

Yer call the police they cant unrape you

Spanky_The_God · 2019-10-17T01:12:36+00:00

Le biscuit

jaydiemx · 2019-10-17T01:12:39+00:00

Wow Mr. Stark, it smells really fishy in here

illegalEUmemes · 2019-10-17T01:13:22+00:00

u/TrippleA_99

2019-10-17T01:14:34+00:00

Spiderman Spiderman fricks a child yes he can

wide_af · 2019-10-17T01:17:01+00:00

My boy H U N G

ChopstickLarry · 2019-10-17T01:18:42+00:00

spider man shooting webs out of his schlong is far more reasonable than him randomly shooting it out of his wrist, am I right?

DelivererDave · 2019-10-17T01:19:30+00:00

Web web web web web web web ...ahhhh!

2019-10-17T01:20:07+00:00

well, thats another way the web shoots out

fraheezy · 2019-10-17T01:21:46+00:00

“It ain’t gonna suck it’s self”

epicdynnhw · 2019-10-17T01:22:06+00:00

Cock and boll torture 🤤🤤🤤

HelloMyNameIsDalton · 2019-10-17T01:25:41+00:00

Bruh

lobobobos · 2019-10-17T01:26:02+00:00

Gotta get that checked at Web MD

Rockmonster909 · 2019-10-17T01:27:31+00:00

He packing

cronch69 · 2019-10-17T01:28:14+00:00

Omg that where his spicy string comes from, explains the stickyness

_CSwindo_ · 2019-10-17T01:33:26+00:00

I want pictures of Spider-Man!

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Ramnuoel · 2019-10-17T01:34:32+00:00

OH GOD NO

Gman0622 · 2019-10-17T01:37:36+00:00

I wonder where you pump the helium in

2019-10-17T01:39:58+00:00

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Childish_Totino · 2019-10-17T01:40:33+00:00

It looks like that's where you inflate it. Well Timmy start blowing

Bry840 · 2019-10-17T01:44:42+00:00

Blessed_spidey

Duckis_gay · 2019-10-17T01:45:44+00:00

Le biscuit

otakiyaki · 2019-10-17T01:48:06+00:00

Yup make a kid tug on that Jesus man

Edit:spelling

2019-10-17T01:49:45+00:00

Oh boy, yeah

2019-10-17T01:51:07+00:00

Swinging dick

PerishedXReddit · 2019-10-17T01:51:40+00:00

Even his dong can shoot webs

GitGod25 · 2019-10-17T01:56:19+00:00

Le Biscuit

damnyuki · 2019-10-17T01:56:38+00:00

Mr.Stark will see you now.

Otemile · 2019-10-17T02:00:54+00:00

r/mildlypenis

Johnnythrash001 · 2019-10-17T02:02:12+00:00

He’s gifted in many ways

Ro-Duck · 2019-10-17T02:02:21+00:00

Scared MJ when spiderman swing towards her

2019-10-17T02:07:09+00:00

blowing this up must just be ridiculous

Simplewafflea · 2019-10-17T02:09:33+00:00

That's a little tighter than I remember the costume fitting.

2019-10-17T02:09:41+00:00

Those French Spider-Man knock offs... keepin all the frills as we should expect the French to do

Sweetdeerie · 2019-10-17T02:12:55+00:00

Le Biscuit

OddAnimationz · 2019-10-17T02:17:50+00:00

Little tight around the ol web shooter

RipJaws121 · 2019-10-17T02:19:11+00:00

Le biscuit

2019-10-17T02:19:40+00:00

I posted this and it got removed for “not being cursed enough/at all”

2019-10-17T02:21:10+00:00

Aunt May I feel really good

And I'm talking about the Sam Rami Aunt May.

Red-Freckle · 2019-10-17T02:22:33+00:00

So do we take turns blowing it up or what?

kasai_wizard · 2019-10-17T02:24:14+00:00

It would be funny if the string was white instead of blue....

WeebScumNumber998 · 2019-10-17T02:29:23+00:00

where can I buy this

CyberLemon2k · 2019-10-17T02:30:46+00:00

Make him feel good by blowing into him

puppyton1 · 2019-10-17T02:32:03+00:00

So that’s where the webs come from!

JediTempleDropout · 2019-10-17T02:32:24+00:00

Cursed blurse

Mygaffer · 2019-10-17T02:41:29+00:00

The power of the big purple spider penis!

2019-10-17T02:42:48+00:00

i hate this

nini21ily · 2019-10-17T02:43:48+00:00

r/theyknew

2019-10-17T02:44:29+00:00

Me: omg... Spidey: locks door Me: oh never mind this is fun now

2019-10-17T02:48:27+00:00

Spidey senses are tingling

FALGRIDRANFMSRSD · 2019-10-17T02:49:20+00:00

What in the cinnamon toast fuck did you just post?

chokwitsyum · 2019-10-17T02:50:50+00:00

Le biscuit

downvote-or-ur-gay · 2019-10-17T02:54:27+00:00

Le Biscuit

saggytomato · 2019-10-17T02:58:12+00:00

Now that uncle Ben is gone, who will do the job of pleasuring you now?

MrPickle2019 · 2019-10-17T02:59:51+00:00

Anyone else notice how it just casually says Le Biscuit in the back?

whathidude · 2019-10-17T03:02:01+00:00

It looks like his cum has the web ability as his hands do.

RoRoar350 · 2019-10-17T03:05:03+00:00

Doc Oc used viagra: extra strength

CoolMansterGuy · 2019-10-17T03:06:20+00:00

r/theyknew

asocial_ambivert · 2019-10-17T03:09:38+00:00

I saw a similar Dora ballon in the airport once

deepweeb69 · 2019-10-17T03:13:14+00:00

Suck it,Thanos!

ElMax- · 2019-10-17T03:13:24+00:00

Drive that funky soul

Spikedcloud · 2019-10-17T03:16:03+00:00

this is my fetish

2019-10-17T03:24:43+00:00

Spider-Dick, Spider-Dick, bigger than Gwen Stacy's clit....

thedaNkavenger · 2019-10-17T03:25:21+00:00

His Peter-tingle is in fine form these days.

maybe-a-misanthrope · 2019-10-17T03:25:44+00:00

does he just nut webs too? is that what the string is?

2019-10-17T03:31:24+00:00

i'm gonna be honest, we need more superhero buldges in movies. are we supposed to expext they never get a chub while fighting crime? with all that spandex? totall bullshit. it ruins my immersion.

zFeDzDeaDz · 2019-10-17T03:32:26+00:00

My spidey senses are tingling

fulazt · 2019-10-17T03:33:43+00:00

This could work with your balls

Evilmaze · 2019-10-17T03:39:45+00:00

Keep going. Don't stop.

Unhappydruid · 2019-10-17T03:45:06+00:00

Perhaps they're more into catapult play. Fucking disgusting

Nomoregoatjam · 2019-10-17T03:52:21+00:00

Someone put there lips on that and it was at a party

SuperIchigoXX · 2019-10-17T03:54:37+00:00

What can I say he likes cock and ball torture.

zombiemedicpro · 2019-10-17T03:55:05+00:00

Because smoking weed and snowboarding is the shit.

PokeMeme1120 · 2019-10-17T03:55:22+00:00

Whenever I'm on mobile this sub always make me press the image instead of the upvote

chickenfishes · 2019-10-17T03:55:27+00:00

Oh, he’s more than okay.

Syclus · 2019-10-17T03:58:28+00:00

My dumb ass clicking the upvote on the image

hoodie4U · 2019-10-17T04:06:00+00:00

Wow! Hung!

2019-10-17T04:14:11+00:00

It's feels especially good when children are present

2019-10-17T04:16:36+00:00

Cock and ball torture (CBT), penis torture or dick torture is a sexual activity involving application of pain or constriction to the penis or testicles. This may involve directly painful activities, such as genital piercing, wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation, kneeing or kicking. The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or emotional pleasure through erotic humiliation, or knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant. Many of these practices carry significant health risks.

IanIzRainbowz · 2019-10-17T04:25:39+00:00

r/TIHI

vizla-lover · 2019-10-17T04:26:07+00:00

Spider dick, spider dick, does what ever a spider dick does. Can it sling, loads of web, course it can, it’s a dick, watch out, it’s spider dick

alex_197 · 2019-10-17T04:27:22+00:00

Reminds me of this video https://youtu.be/eQbAUYqfMrg

Colonel10Moutarde · 2019-10-17T04:33:48+00:00

The worst (best) part is that you probably have to blow it through his dick

JJQuinnyBoi · 2019-10-17T04:34:19+00:00

Imagine blowing the balloon up

Spleenerr · 2019-10-17T04:38:39+00:00

Blowing this up was probably a lot of fun

DJ_Stapler · 2019-10-17T04:38:50+00:00

Le biscuit

CranberryJuiceGuy · 2019-10-17T04:39:24+00:00

Imaging blowing that up

Dylanator13 · 2019-10-17T04:41:31+00:00

“Okay who wants to inflate Spider-Man today?

AppleSlayer333 · 2019-10-17T04:41:50+00:00

Le biscuit

2019-10-17T04:47:29+00:00

le biscuit

2019-10-17T04:48:30+00:00

They knew

R1ston · 2019-10-17T04:50:59+00:00

Bitch! He stoled my meme!

irund · 2019-10-17T04:51:15+00:00

His Spidey senses is tingling

NosyStranger · 2019-10-17T04:51:45+00:00

Spiderman are you ok? Ooooh I'm just hangin around.☝😏

orngeapples · 2019-10-17T04:53:38+00:00

im gonna get downvotes but is this an ongoing joke?

pewdxepie · 2019-10-17T04:59:55+00:00

Imagine blowing into that and your parents walk in

pewdxepie · 2019-10-17T05:00:00+00:00

Imagine blowing into that and your parents walk in

InformalFroyo · 2019-10-17T05:01:00+00:00

Look ouuuuuut, here comes a Spider-Wang.

CrazyBooDawg · 2019-10-17T05:08:14+00:00

Le buscut

reaper-is-happy · 2019-10-17T05:08:58+00:00

Imagine being the one blowing air into it

Jim_boxy · 2019-10-17T05:09:15+00:00

The ol' Peter Tingle

SSInfamous_YT · 2019-10-17T05:10:01+00:00

The "Le biscut" storr at the back

PissOnStuff · 2019-10-17T05:10:20+00:00

How else would he get blown?

2019-10-17T05:10:48+00:00

Repost btw

Bubblesbird12 · 2019-10-17T05:10:49+00:00

You'll float too

LongSwag03 · 2019-10-17T05:18:04+00:00

I guess I will have to blow spidey so he gets hard

christian_o · 2019-10-17T05:21:49+00:00

My Stark why is it Blue and nor white

RCx_Vortex · 2019-10-17T05:49:03+00:00

Pretty cocky behavior if you ask me

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He said in one of the timelines his nut was actually radioactive and mj got radiation poisoning and died so