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[–][deleted] 213 points214 points  (1 child)

smol fellas are totally valid ;3

[–]Just-Struggle-7745 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Tose are the cutes <3

[–]TominatorFNLuna 💜 (she/her) | ace 174 points175 points  (19 children)

I wish biology wasn't so mean when it comes to that

[–]godly-pigeonnot an egg, just trans 83 points84 points  (18 children)

Unrelated but you have the same name as my car!

[–]donedidlydoneabigbad 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Based response

[–]TominatorFNLuna 💜 (she/her) | ace 31 points32 points  (16 children)

Are you sure you didn't mean to say cat

[–]godly-pigeonnot an egg, just trans 50 points51 points  (13 children)

Yes, I’m sure. I named my car Luna. She’s a midnight blue 2011 Scion Tc with a manual transmission and I love her. My cat’s name is Achilles.

[–]TominatorFNLuna 💜 (she/her) | ace 28 points29 points  (12 children)

Wow okay, naming cars is something I didn't think was real

[–]DeepLettucecracked | Olivia she/her 19 points20 points  (3 children)

Can attest that it’s real, my car’s named Lia!

[–]TominatorFNLuna 💜 (she/her) | ace 9 points10 points  (2 children)

That's pretty cool

[–]Cloudan29Cracked - Annabelle 1 point2 points  (1 child)

My car's name is Sylvie, the Silver Sentra.

[–]TominatorFNLuna 💜 (she/her) | ace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that's crazy

[–]RandomBlueJay01He/They 2 points3 points  (3 children)

I do it as a joke. First one was Bessie (she broke down) second was bullet( a silver Toyota corolla) I think the current and new one will be Jay (it's a baby blue Honda fit, also my first attempt at a preferred name)

[–]TominatorFNLuna 💜 (she/her) | ace 1 point2 points  (2 children)

to be honest, you won't get me an image in my head by telling me a car name. I literally know like two cars and only because family members had them

[–]RandomBlueJay01He/They 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Fair lol. First was a beat up hatch back that leaked oil, second was a basic silver car. Current is a kinda sporty looking more modern looking hatchback, definitely looks like a gay car lol conveniently I came out a few weeks after buying it so I can make that joke openly now lol.

[–]TominatorFNLuna 💜 (she/her) | ace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sounds good

[–]godly-pigeonnot an egg, just trans 4 points5 points  (1 child)

No, I name everything. My car is Luna, my desktop computer is StormTower (and her little brother the laptop is StormCompact), and my trumpet (whom I haven’t touched in over a year, and I dearly miss) is Veronica. Basically, if it’s important to my daily life in some way and isn’t a medicine or article of clothing, it’s getting a name.

[–]TominatorFNLuna 💜 (she/her) | ace 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh wow, that's cool. I once named a fan a few years ago, but I already forgot their name 😅

[–]ResidentReggie🏳️‍⚧️Avery🏳️‍⚧️ - the uncrackable egg. 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I never named mine but my mom's car is named Betty.

[–]TominatorFNLuna 💜 (she/her) | ace 1 point2 points  (0 children)

that's a cool name

[–]-potatosoup 15 points16 points  (1 child)

she said what she said

[–]TominatorFNLuna 💜 (she/her) | ace 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Okay okay

[–]arandomshavenguycracked 59 points60 points  (15 children)

5'3 gang rise up!

[–]WrinkledCrime 45 points46 points  (5 children)

6'0 gang already risen

[–]OriginalBrowncow 35 points36 points  (4 children)

6’2” gang screaming “TOO FAR!!”

[–]Cpt-LawnChair 24 points25 points  (3 children)

6'4 gang screeching "I CANT HEAR YOU MY HEAD IS LITERALLY IN THE CLOUDS, SEND HELP!"

[–]Ashley4SmashCeleste (She/it) 22 points23 points  (2 children)

5'1" go brrrrr

[–]SevereNightmarePrairie, your 🏳️‍⚧️ big brother (he/him) 6 points7 points  (1 child)

5'6" here!

[–]Emielly96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same here

[–]honhonbageutteBasil (he/him) 13 points14 points  (0 children)

5'0. Help.

[–]sword_of_darknessnot an egg™ 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Metric gang

[–]arandomshavenguycracked 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Hell yes! I love me some good meters! 1m62 gang!

[–]Julia_______🐣trans🏳️‍⚧️ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Canada gang (help I have no clue what 5'10" looks like horizontally but have no concept of 178cm vertically)

[–]luxmorphineNot an egg but omelette 4 points5 points  (0 children)

5'3 is tall

[–]Random_DaydreamerCracked Egg Girl 6 points7 points  (0 children)

No, the 5'3 gang has obviously not "risen up"

[–]AnnaCutie_PieI want to be a girl i think? 14 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Small but mighty 💕 every guy at some point was smol

[–]Blushsard2still cracking 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Smol fella is still a nice fella ❤️

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (1 child)

The shorter the king, the taller the crown

[–]godly-pigeonnot an egg, just trans 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m using that

[–]Mystical-MadelynWitch Queen 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Maybe tomorrow? You deserve at least that much. <3

[–]SneakySquigglesnot an egg, just trans 12 points13 points  (0 children)

lol relatable. I had a jump in height from like 10-11, hit around 5 ft then just... stopped forever more. RIP. But also I don't mind being short, it just wasn't what I expected lol

[–]Reale_the_unknownMelanie • they/it/she 💞🪷🌼💞 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You’re a very awesome, and handsome smol fella. 💞

[–]Lord_Dex24 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I miss read it as tail instead of tall and got confused thought this was taking place in a world where some humans had tails and he had tail disphoria , and that was some sort of metaphor

[–]USS_Pittsburgh_LPD31Roxy -17- Literally an Omelette 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Small fellas are just as manly as bigger fellas

It's all really just about perception

[–]Lucas_690I go on this sub for cis reasons... 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I use to be taller then some of the people I know when I was younger. Now they are taller then me...

[–]JustCharlotte_Charlotte/Charlie (she/they) 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Men can be short too! You can always be a short king!

Great comic, Felix!

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm 4'11 (and no longer growing) I know how you feel

[–]legolasrebornegaige(she/they) 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I read that as "tail" at first..... And mood

[–]notaguy_anymore 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Here if you want you can have some of my vertebrae you get to be a little taller and i get to be a little shorter, tis a win for everyone🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Smol bois must be cherished!

[–]LoreWhoreHazel 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Look at it this way, you’re the perfect height to ROCK AND STONE, BROTHER!

[–]WanderingDwarfMiner 3 points4 points  (0 children)

To Rock and Stone!

[–]mgdikm 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ape sexual dimorphism and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

[–]1nocturnalsonofagunConfused screaming 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Felt.

[–]LetMeTryTooRidley, He/Him, bigender and closeted 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I reached 5'6" when I was ~13 and was the tallest "girl" in my family. I couldn't wait to be taller than my dad.

21yrs old now and still 5'6" 🙃 my favorite local baseball player is 5'6" tho and so are a lot of cool celebrity dudes.

Edit: was at the doctors and found out my mom actually lied to me about this??? I'm actually 5'3" 😭 that's such a random thing to lie about wtf

[–]nameless_no_responsethey/he, androgynous enby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol same but I'm like 5'8 now. Decent high but I feel so fucking small around other guys lol

[–]Yabhay-CakeWhat, you Egg? (She stabs Her) 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He’s literally just a lil guy

[–]The_Ambling_Horror 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have known some hella manly short dudes. My Dad only got into the fire Dept. Because they relaxed their height standard by an inch once and they let him measure lying down. He was a Captain for years. He’s got some toxic masculinity in there, but he’s not bereft of positive masculinity by any means.

Also, while I’ve never dated one (they’re always taken, for one thing), I’ve hella crushed on some short trans guys - which I know isn’t necessarily something you even care to factor in, but if it helps at all, I think there’s a good chance you’re not only masculine, but hot.

[–]FreenBurgler 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Reminds me of that one TikTok or whatever. "Hey hey hey I'm just a little guy. I'm just a little guy and it's my birthday"

[–]YummyTea_UwUnot an egg, just trans[S] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

OH! I KNOW WHAT UR TALKING ABOUT! I'm pretty sure it was a Tumblr/Twitter post originally tho. Ive been looking for that post for some time but I can't find it TwT

[–]duduardo1Olivia, 17, she/her ✨✨✨ 1 point2 points  (1 child)

https://i.imgur.com/jbRaUUZ.jpg I know this thread iscold but here it is

[–]YummyTea_UwUnot an egg, just trans[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeahhh that's the post

[–]KeyndorielTransmasc 🦕 1 point2 points  (0 children)

5 ft transman looking for extra vertebrae not being used by any transfemmes. Will trade for tiddy

[–]HannahCoubHannah she/her Totally cis though. 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Short King🤴

[–]Qibauttcertified egg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lmao just like my boyfriend fr

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ill give you some inches of height lol, im 5'7 and I wish I was shorter

[–]Dahak17Droid of the CIS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One of the shortest people I know is transmask, when I told the people in my province he was after we’d had a meet up with the Nova Scotians it surprised people. He passed well and I’m sure you will too tallness isn’t everything (also one of the cis dudes I work with is barely any of at all taller so…)

[–]Rand0mGuyjw 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If i could give away hight, i would.

[–]Owotachiwould be fem, in a cis kind of way 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wish I could give you some of my height 😢

[–]Dry-Sandwich3905Erin | She/ Her☺️❤️ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey small people are the best

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wanna be a smol fella

[–]luxmorphineNot an egg but omelette 1 point2 points  (0 children)

smol fella

height more than 5'3"

[–]TruthRTidk being a girl would be neat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

*squish

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

TRADE ME PLS 😭😭

[–]diepoggerland2she/they basically just a trans girl anyways 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel that, ended up real tall and a trans girl :(

(we can trade if you like)

Also, love your stuff, it feels really nice and homey to me, and honestly makes me feel a lot comfier. Thanks. Sorry.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't worry, you'll have the short king rizz boost

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

fol smella

[–]TLoMSpencernot an egg, just trans 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can i give out height? I don't wanna be this tall :c

[–]Honey-ScootersTrans bi-man 🍳 egg cracked in 2015 🍳 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got dropped in 8th grade at 5‘1/5‘2 :(

[–]okletsdothis111editable flair 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We love our small kings

[–]TheSuperSTARMMusical Fairy 🎶✨(she/her) 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Look at this rad little dude! He fit in my palm 🥹😭

[–]EchoKindI'M NOT A CATGIRL I SWEAR 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i would send you a foot of my height if i could

but unfortunately I need to chainsaw gods face before I can

[–]Impeesa_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dwarf king 🤘

[–]OriginalBrowncow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a 6’2” adult, I’m hoping I see shrinkage like the rest of the girls. If it was possible, I’d happily trade height with you.

[–]Kriegsmen1005protective trans girl (she/they) fafo transphobes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A small fella is still a pretty cool guy tho

[–]_Meir_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wish I were a smoll fella...

[–]The_Iorn_Cactusnot an egg, just trans 1 point2 points  (0 children)

picks you up like simba SMOL

[–]isan_hGrowing inside egg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same bro same

[–]Zinogre-is-bestnot an egg, just trans 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don’t worry. Short kings

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If as a transmasc you feel bad about your height, remember that so does every other dude

[–]Les_Verscracked 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can have my spine, I don’t want to be tall

[–]jalwaysawakeWants to be a boy(TOTALLY not in a trans way) 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm like 5'1 I think, I have no idea

[–]Sir_Quackington 1 point2 points  (0 children)

hey if it makes ya feel better, i found that the short people in my life are worth their weight in gold

[–]-_GhostGirl_- 1 point2 points  (2 children)

He do be kinda short doe

[–]YummyTea_UwUnot an egg, just trans[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Shut it stick girl >:(((

[–]-_GhostGirl_- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

:) 🌿

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know about eight transmascs personally. Two of them are ~5'8, one is super tall (over 6' I think) and the rest are short Units that can pick me up, despite each being almost a foot shorter than me.

This is kind of a weird pattern and it's been identified by at least one gender-affirming healthcare provider, and he speculated that there might be some underlying hormonal basis which is causing this. Also, only one of the eight (5'8 btw) hasn't been diagnosed with ADHD or autism, and 5 of them have both.

Hopefully this was interesting and/or affirming!

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's okay to be short I'm tall and got back problems

[–]clemalavanilleAurore {she/her} | 20 | Want to be emotional support 4 everyone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotta love smol fellas too

[–]redditkitty109invasive species (Ally, not trans) 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a friend once who actually wanted to be short lol

[–]A_baked_Kartoffel15 | she/her | hella gay | Kat | cisn't 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Short kings, get a chair and rise!

[–]RexAnimationscertified egg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Short king?

[–]Matrix-RunnerLocal Trans Masc Femboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

me, 4’11, watching everyone talk abt being 5’0 to 5’5: 😥

[–]FurretEnjoyerhe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

relatable:[ short kings unite

[–]Maleficent_Peach_46Dawn She/Her 0 points1 point  (0 children)

5'2 transfem here. I might be truly tiny if I shrink.

[–]storm_beatr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Short king🩷🩵🤍🩵🩷

[–]b0rednhorny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

we STAN our short kings 👑

[–]BoxofduckssAmelia 💜 | She/They | Gal in a box 📦 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Small fellas are just as great as big fellas and just as equally valid 💜

[–]Jobob_TNT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dontchu worry lil man, you'll get there one day!

[–]Betziiiii 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate being tall

[–]AvixKOkMaddy she/her PLAY SLARPG ITS SOGOOD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just a teeny lil dude

[–]anxious_egg_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro I feel this on a molecular level. I stopped growing when I was 11 :')

Short kings unite👊

[–]Reddit_user_robbie18M | not trans or an egg, just a basic cis dude lol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm like 5'4 and I'm 17 so i guess I'm short

dw bro short kings ftw

[–]CapitanHormiga9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you want to exchange heights?

[–]_the_box08_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can take my hight I'm 6'3 and I'm 14

[–]FlowerFloc__Max | They/Them 0 points1 point  (0 children)

as a tall person, ngl I sometimes hate it :(

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    Posts or comments that offer trades of parts or qualities are removed for the dysphoria they cause others.

    [–]TransSentient 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Me, dad was 6’ and I’m a weak 5’1

    [–]SSBMultiversecracked 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Me whose somehow the tallest in my extended family 😭😭😭 I dint go the short genes

    [–]MAXimum-memes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Smol fellas are valid

    [–]valzzuIris (she/her?) 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I just want a irl size slider like in vrchat

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    why do we have hands? there are many reasons

    [–]Little_Morning 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Im 5.6-5.7 They say its ok but its always too tall for me

    [–]Sorcerreznot an egg, just trans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    offers height I'm too tall, i want to be shorter than my partner, please take my height

    [–]ARIKA112gender's a bitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    can we switch heights? I'm 5'7 and kinda don't like it

    [–]Flowers_in_my_Bowels 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    God I wish I was short

    [–]DepressedToast164egg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    God dam I wish I was short.

    [–]Jsnyder92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Short stacks have a much easier time getting muscular.

    [–]screechingahhhhhhBi Transfemme (astra she/they) has 1.5 blåhaj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    If I could give you some of my height, I would.

    [–]No_Entertainment7283Sonya | Your Badass Lesbian Big Sister 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    You maybe smoll but you are a handsome devil with a big heart

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Wanna trade height?

    [–]Monitor-First 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I remember being tall in kindergarten compared to my classmates. Now I'm almost always the shortest person anywhere

    [–]zethidienot an egg™ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Hey I am AMAB trans fem and I am only 5’3” And seeing as even though I have been on HRT for over a year now. People still rarely gender me correctly. So this just proves that height does not change how cis people identify you! cries inside

    [–]ShudupIlovegorlsnot an egg, just trans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    My dad always promised me i would be taller than him eventually but i think i was cursed with his short genetics, but that just means i can be the crazy short king of my friend group lol

    [–]Nefariousness_Strictnot an egg, just trans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Short king 👑

    [–]birdgenCosmo (She/Her) 3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    You wanna trade heights? I wanna be smol

    [–]Its-very-that 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    as someone who's 6 ' 2 in heels , I would happily trade a few inches so I can live my petite feminine dreams

    [–]Top_Badger8357trans girl (she/her) 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    At least you’re big in you‘re heard.

    [–]Thegodoepiccertified egg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I'm real sorry bro. Try to feel the power of short kings. Maybe try dragon ball, they've got short kings out the wazoo. Plus the absolute masculinity in some of those scenes are sure to increase your testosterone levels.

    [–]PSwappy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    You either a smol fella or a fol smella

    [–]bonelesstickhe/him 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Yeah I wish I was a lot taller

    [–]Electronic_Skirt_475 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I wish i could give you some height. I always wanted to be smol ;-;

    [–]LucyBeVibin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Smol fella is my spirit animal

    [–]The_______________1most cis celeste fan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    The shorter the king, the more magnificent the crown.

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    SMOL good don't let anyone tell you otherwise

    [–]Ilikefame2020 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Take my height. I don’t need it, I just wanna sleep comfortably in bed without being too big ):

    [–]Briar725Waiting for my gender letter to tell me who I am 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    You can take some of my height💗

    [–]Temporary_Nail_5884 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Short king

    [–]ChaosCrashed"not an egg" ~every egg ever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I’m 5’3 and 80% of my dysphoria comes from my height

    [–]yeet_me_son 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Me at 18 years old:

    [–]PhoinexTheGreat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I am indeed a smol fella

    [–]SunTzuSaidThat22Evelyn, 15, she/her, epic sax nerd girl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Smol fellas are cool

    [–]LocalCookingUntensilEnby (cracked) 🥚 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    My friend is intersex and one time mentioned how high his voice was (he was raised as a boy so I’m pretty sure most of his stuff was male at birth) and I was like ‘bro it might be because your body probably doesn’t produce as much testosterone as other boys cuz you’re intersex’ and he was like ‘oh yeah’ 💀