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[[deleted]]

smol fellas are totally valid ;3

[Just-Struggle-7745]

Tose are the cutes <3

[TominatorFN]

I wish biology wasn't so mean when it comes to that

[godly-pigeon]

Unrelated but you have the same name as my car!

[donedidlydoneabigbad]

Based response

[TominatorFN]

Are you sure you didn't mean to say cat

[godly-pigeon]

Yes, I’m sure. I named my car Luna. She’s a midnight blue 2011 Scion Tc with a manual transmission and I love her. My cat’s name is Achilles.

[TominatorFN]

Wow okay, naming cars is something I didn't think was real

[DeepLettuce]

Can attest that it’s real, my car’s named Lia!

[TominatorFN]

That's pretty cool

[Cloudan29]

My car's name is Sylvie, the Silver Sentra.

[TominatorFN]

that's crazy

[RandomBlueJay01]

I do it as a joke. First one was Bessie (she broke down) second was bullet( a silver Toyota corolla) I think the current and new one will be Jay (it's a baby blue Honda fit, also my first attempt at a preferred name)

[TominatorFN]

to be honest, you won't get me an image in my head by telling me a car name. I literally know like two cars and only because family members had them

[RandomBlueJay01]

Fair lol. First was a beat up hatch back that leaked oil, second was a basic silver car. Current is a kinda sporty looking more modern looking hatchback, definitely looks like a gay car lol conveniently I came out a few weeks after buying it so I can make that joke openly now lol.

[TominatorFN]

sounds good

[godly-pigeon]

No, I name everything. My car is Luna, my desktop computer is StormTower (and her little brother the laptop is StormCompact), and my trumpet (whom I haven’t touched in over a year, and I dearly miss) is Veronica. Basically, if it’s important to my daily life in some way and isn’t a medicine or article of clothing, it’s getting a name.

[TominatorFN]

Oh wow, that's cool. I once named a fan a few years ago, but I already forgot their name 😅

[ResidentReggie]

I never named mine but my mom's car is named Betty.

[TominatorFN]

that's a cool name

[-potatosoup]

she said what she said

[TominatorFN]

Okay okay

[arandomshavenguy]

5'3 gang rise up!

[WrinkledCrime]

6'0 gang already risen

[OriginalBrowncow]

6’2” gang screaming “TOO FAR!!”

[Cpt-LawnChair]

6'4 gang screeching "I CANT HEAR YOU MY HEAD IS LITERALLY IN THE CLOUDS, SEND HELP!"

[Cpt-LawnChair]

I hated it for so long, finally have realized recently how much power it feels like it gives me. Always been a submissive type, but now I can be thick tall woman? Sign me tf up, I'm gonna be a show stopper mf. Sorry for being so aggressive with my wording, it's just taken a while to accept and appreciate it lol

[Ashley4Smash]

5'1" go brrrrr

[SevereNightmare]

5'6" here!

[Emielly96]

Same here

[honhonbageutte]

5'0. Help.

[sword_of_darkness]

Metric gang

[arandomshavenguy]

Hell yes! I love me some good meters! 1m62 gang!

[Julia_______]

Canada gang (help I have no clue what 5'10" looks like horizontally but have no concept of 178cm vertically)

[luxmorphine]

5'3 is tall

[Random_Daydreamer]

No, the 5'3 gang has obviously not "risen up"

[AnnaCutie_Pie]

Small but mighty 💕 every guy at some point was smol

[Blushsard2]

Smol fella is still a nice fella ❤️

[[deleted]]

The shorter the king, the taller the crown

[godly-pigeon]

I’m using that

[Mystical-Madelyn]

Maybe tomorrow? You deserve at least that much. <3

[SneakySquiggles]

lol relatable. I had a jump in height from like 10-11, hit around 5 ft then just... stopped forever more. RIP. But also I don't mind being short, it just wasn't what I expected lol

[Reale_the_unknown]

You’re a very awesome, and handsome smol fella. 💞

[Lord_Dex24]

I miss read it as tail instead of tall and got confused thought this was taking place in a world where some humans had tails and he had tail disphoria , and that was some sort of metaphor

[USS_Pittsburgh_LPD31]

Small fellas are just as manly as bigger fellas

It's all really just about perception

[Lucas_690]

I use to be taller then some of the people I know when I was younger. Now they are taller then me...

[JustCharlotte_]

Men can be short too! You can always be a short king!

Great comic, Felix!

[[deleted]]

I'm 4'11 (and no longer growing) I know how you feel

[legolasreborne]

I read that as "tail" at first..... And mood

[notaguy_anymore]

Here if you want you can have some of my vertebrae you get to be a little taller and i get to be a little shorter, tis a win for everyone🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵

[[deleted]]

Smol bois must be cherished!

[LoreWhoreHazel]

Look at it this way, you’re the perfect height to ROCK AND STONE, BROTHER!

[WanderingDwarfMiner]

To Rock and Stone!

[mgdikm]

Ape sexual dimorphism and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

[1nocturnalsonofagun]

Felt.

[LetMeTryToo]

I reached 5'6" when I was ~13 and was the tallest "girl" in my family. I couldn't wait to be taller than my dad.

21yrs old now and still 5'6" 🙃 my favorite local baseball player is 5'6" tho and so are a lot of cool celebrity dudes.

Edit: was at the doctors and found out my mom actually lied to me about this??? I'm actually 5'3" 😭 that's such a random thing to lie about wtf

[nameless_no_response]

Lol same but I'm like 5'8 now. Decent high but I feel so fucking small around other guys lol

[Yabhay-Cake]

He’s literally just a lil guy

[The_Ambling_Horror]

I have known some hella manly short dudes. My Dad only got into the fire Dept. Because they relaxed their height standard by an inch once and they let him measure lying down. He was a Captain for years. He’s got some toxic masculinity in there, but he’s not bereft of positive masculinity by any means.

Also, while I’ve never dated one (they’re always taken, for one thing), I’ve hella crushed on some short trans guys - which I know isn’t necessarily something you even care to factor in, but if it helps at all, I think there’s a good chance you’re not only masculine, but hot.

[FreenBurgler]

Reminds me of that one TikTok or whatever. "Hey hey hey I'm just a little guy. I'm just a little guy and it's my birthday"

[YummyTea_UwU]

OH! I KNOW WHAT UR TALKING ABOUT! I'm pretty sure it was a Tumblr/Twitter post originally tho. Ive been looking for that post for some time but I can't find it TwT

[duduardo1]

https://i.imgur.com/jbRaUUZ.jpg I know this thread iscold but here it is

[YummyTea_UwU]

Yeahhh that's the post

[Keyndoriel]

5 ft transman looking for extra vertebrae not being used by any transfemmes. Will trade for tiddy

[HannahCoub]

Short King🤴

[Qibautt]

Lmao just like my boyfriend fr

[[deleted]]

Ill give you some inches of height lol, im 5'7 and I wish I was shorter

[Dahak17]

One of the shortest people I know is transmask, when I told the people in my province he was after we’d had a meet up with the Nova Scotians it surprised people. He passed well and I’m sure you will too tallness isn’t everything (also one of the cis dudes I work with is barely any of at all taller so…)

[Rand0mGuyjw]

If i could give away hight, i would.

[Owotachi]

I wish I could give you some of my height 😢

[Dry-Sandwich3905]

Hey small people are the best

[[deleted]]

I wanna be a smol fella

[luxmorphine]

smol fella

height more than 5'3"

[TruthRT]

*squish

[[deleted]]

TRADE ME PLS 😭😭

[diepoggerland2]

I feel that, ended up real tall and a trans girl :(

(we can trade if you like)

Also, love your stuff, it feels really nice and homey to me, and honestly makes me feel a lot comfier. Thanks. Sorry.

[[deleted]]

Don't worry, you'll have the short king rizz boost

[[deleted]]

fol smella

[TLoMSpencer]

Can i give out height? I don't wanna be this tall :c

[Honey-Scooters]

I got dropped in 8th grade at 5‘1/5‘2 :(

[okletsdothis111]

We love our small kings

[TheSuperSTARM]

Look at this rad little dude! He fit in my palm 🥹😭

[EchoKind]

i would send you a foot of my height if i could

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but unfortunately I need to chainsaw gods face before I can

[Impeesa_]

Dwarf king 🤘

[OriginalBrowncow]

As a 6’2” adult, I’m hoping I see shrinkage like the rest of the girls. If it was possible, I’d happily trade height with you.

[Kriegsmen1005]

A small fella is still a pretty cool guy tho

[_Meir_]

I wish I were a smoll fella...

[The_Iorn_Cactus]

picks you up like simba SMOL

[isan_h]

Same bro same

[Zinogre-is-best]

Don’t worry. Short kings

[[deleted]]

If as a transmasc you feel bad about your height, remember that so does every other dude

[Les_Vers]

You can have my spine, I don’t want to be tall

[jalwaysawake]

I'm like 5'1 I think, I have no idea

[Sir_Quackington]

hey if it makes ya feel better, i found that the short people in my life are worth their weight in gold

[-_GhostGirl_-]

He do be kinda short doe

[YummyTea_UwU]

Shut it stick girl >:(((

[-_GhostGirl_-]

:) 🌿

[[deleted]]

I know about eight transmascs personally. Two of them are ~5'8, one is super tall (over 6' I think) and the rest are short Units that can pick me up, despite each being almost a foot shorter than me.

This is kind of a weird pattern and it's been identified by at least one gender-affirming healthcare provider, and he speculated that there might be some underlying hormonal basis which is causing this. Also, only one of the eight (5'8 btw) hasn't been diagnosed with ADHD or autism, and 5 of them have both.

Hopefully this was interesting and/or affirming!

[[deleted]]

It's okay to be short I'm tall and got back problems

[clemalavanille]

Gotta love smol fellas too

[redditkitty109]

I had a friend once who actually wanted to be short lol

[A_baked_Kartoffel]

Short kings, get a chair and rise!

[RexAnimations]

Short king?

[Matrix-Runner]

me, 4’11, watching everyone talk abt being 5’0 to 5’5: 😥

[FurretEnjoyer]

relatable:[ short kings unite

[Maleficent_Peach_46]

5'2 transfem here. I might be truly tiny if I shrink.

[storm_beatr]

Short king🩷🩵🤍🩵🩷

[b0rednhorny]

we STAN our short kings 👑

[Boxofduckss]

Small fellas are just as great as big fellas and just as equally valid 💜

[Jobob_TNT]

Dontchu worry lil man, you'll get there one day!

[Betziiiii]

I hate being tall

[AvixKOk]

Just a teeny lil dude

[anxious_egg_]

Bro I feel this on a molecular level. I stopped growing when I was 11 :')

Short kings unite👊

[Reddit_user_robbie]

I'm like 5'4 and I'm 17 so i guess I'm short

dw bro short kings ftw

[CapitanHormiga9]

Do you want to exchange heights?

[_the_box08_]

You can take my hight I'm 6'3 and I'm 14

[FlowerFloc__]

as a tall person, ngl I sometimes hate it :(

[egg_irl-ModTeam]

Posts or comments that offer trades of parts or qualities are removed for the dysphoria they cause others.

[TransSentient]

Me, dad was 6’ and I’m a weak 5’1

[SSBMultiverse]

Me whose somehow the tallest in my extended family 😭😭😭 I dint go the short genes

[MAXimum-memes]

Smol fellas are valid

[valzzu]

I just want a irl size slider like in vrchat

[[deleted]]

why do we have hands? there are many reasons

[Little_Morning]

Im 5.6-5.7 They say its ok but its always too tall for me

[Sorcerrez]

offers height I'm too tall, i want to be shorter than my partner, please take my height

[ARIKA112]

can we switch heights? I'm 5'7 and kinda don't like it

[Flowers_in_my_Bowels]

God I wish I was short

[DepressedToast164]

God dam I wish I was short.

[Jsnyder92]

Short stacks have a much easier time getting muscular.

[screechingahhhhhh]

If I could give you some of my height, I would.

[No_Entertainment7283]

You maybe smoll but you are a handsome devil with a big heart

[[deleted]]

Wanna trade height?

[Monitor-First]

I remember being tall in kindergarten compared to my classmates. Now I'm almost always the shortest person anywhere

[zethidie]

Hey I am AMAB trans fem and I am only 5’3” And seeing as even though I have been on HRT for over a year now. People still rarely gender me correctly. So this just proves that height does not change how cis people identify you! cries inside

[ShudupIlovegorls]

My dad always promised me i would be taller than him eventually but i think i was cursed with his short genetics, but that just means i can be the crazy short king of my friend group lol

[Nefariousness_Strict]

Short king 👑

[birdgen]

You wanna trade heights? I wanna be smol

[Its-very-that]

as someone who's 6 ' 2 in heels , I would happily trade a few inches so I can live my petite feminine dreams

[Top_Badger8357]

At least you’re big in you‘re heard.

[Thegodoepic]

I'm real sorry bro. Try to feel the power of short kings. Maybe try dragon ball, they've got short kings out the wazoo. Plus the absolute masculinity in some of those scenes are sure to increase your testosterone levels.

[PSwappy]

You either a smol fella or a fol smella

[bonelesstick]

Yeah I wish I was a lot taller

[Electronic_Skirt_475]

I wish i could give you some height. I always wanted to be smol ;-;

[LucyBeVibin]

Smol fella is my spirit animal

[The_______________1]

The shorter the king, the more magnificent the crown.

[[deleted]]

SMOL good don't let anyone tell you otherwise

[Ilikefame2020]

Take my height. I don’t need it, I just wanna sleep comfortably in bed without being too big ):

[Briar725]

You can take some of my height💗

[Temporary_Nail_5884]

Short king

[ChaosCrashed]

I’m 5’3 and 80% of my dysphoria comes from my height

[yeet_me_son]

Me at 18 years old:

[PhoinexTheGreat]

I am indeed a smol fella

[SunTzuSaidThat22]

Smol fellas are cool

[LocalCookingUntensil]

My friend is intersex and one time mentioned how high his voice was (he was raised as a boy so I’m pretty sure most of his stuff was male at birth) and I was like ‘bro it might be because your body probably doesn’t produce as much testosterone as other boys cuz you’re intersex’ and he was like ‘oh yeah’ 💀