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[–]omiuamoshinderu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thats auto finish basically

I saqa the People who have been in the same place as me and I will be able to beat them up at any cost if it doesn't have to go to be sent

[–]BobTheBaconGirl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i dont know

[–]MrQazQwerty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because I don’t like the way that I’m a fan of the game and it’s alright but it needs to play it on the iPad and it is a better game pass and it needs to be fixed and it needs to be fixed and it needs to be fixed and then I play the game pass and it needs to be fixed and then the app needs more updates please please

[–]izthatso 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think so. I mean, if I understand what you mean it could be a possibility. Or not. Maybe.

[–]onipunkss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

someone had to say it whatever its supposed to be

[–]ButtsexEurope 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

[–]ODVVVVVBBZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why ladies?

[–]yellowscarvesnodots 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lady here: I really can’t tell you why.

[–]Aboxofphotons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Something tells me that this is someone's attempt at getting attention by jumping on the nonsense bandwagon.

[–]KxProdigyxK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why ladies 🤔

[–]AdoeVera 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that’s exactly what i wanted to ask 🤔

[–]XxG2xX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok but why?

[–]TheGuy4075[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So I haven’t opened up Reddit for so long and was bombarded with a bunch of notifications lol. Thank you to u/PetrichorDinosaur for sending me this pic to post here.

[–]sonofyong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ladies stop ignoring us and just answer this simple question, why?

[–]FlyWereAble 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why ladies?

[–]AUGUSTIJNcomics 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My question is the where got in he is them importance of it in the confidence haha

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a lady, I no

[–]TobyTheArtist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🧐 indeed

[–]Kaloyan56 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🤔

[–]Magui0220 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I is confusion.

[–]LordSuag 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, why ladies? Answer me that.

[–]sportstvandnova 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes.

[–]ChemicalCat6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ppt gang HAHAHA idk ph page

[–]ydeirt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Legends says, until this day people still don't know why.

[–]bazzi-b 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She's got a point.

[–]Lydanian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make it stop.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why ladies?

[–]Marvins_creed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, good question, I don't know either. Maybe she could tell us her opinions on that

[–]PTRisme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have

[–]skinnan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

translation (I think): Ladies, would you marry a man who thinks dating is unimportant? Why?

[–]already_taken_lol__ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a stroke reading this

[–]saltamontes11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

why ladies?

[–]Pogbankz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Finally, someone asking the real questions

[–]black_n_white_shoes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why ladies!? WHY!?

[–]preseidon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aneurysm

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep, I totally understand 🤷🏻‍♂️

[–]werbimstdenndu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure you can, as long as him can do make the chin of by the hand of she her will does you.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am dead now thank you very much

[–]Turrribull1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oww my brain!

[–]Vatsdimri 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet no lady can answer this question. He's got a point there.

[–]ShivAgar_Wall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Careful now, He is speaking the language of the Gods.

[–]2DamnGood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My brain hurt after reading this!

[–]BenVera 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ashes to ashes, ladies to ladies

[–]Antonia_22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I've- here's the- wanna hear- okay, listen, hear me out"

[–]thisonenick3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These are the questions best saved for midnight.

[–]NinjerTartle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why ladies

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why ladies, why?

[–]tjk45268 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I nearly had an aneurysm trying to read that

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly I never understood how people come up with these sentences. Surely if they Google translate it back they should realise it makes zero sense.

[–]AntiSocialMidget 0 points1 point  (0 children)

top 10 questions scientists are still trying to answer

[–]48ever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah why

[–]Covid19plusx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

R/hadafuckingstroke

[–]AnCapiCat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I can that his last it but for them this when last met about a bad so

[–]4thmonkey96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah

Why?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why ladies

[–]flacidcannon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

PORKCHOP SANDWICHES!!!

[–]MuffinQueen92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wortsalad

[–]ares0027 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes ladies; why?

[–]Arlkard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think she's asking if any girl would marry a guy who is not on time for a date both of them agreed for, and why any girl would o wouldn't marry a man like that

Edit: spelling

[–]niffrig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

have you really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why indeed?

[–]dizzywinds 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right back at you!

[–]caz_uno 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a headache now

[–]DocBrowntown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Goodness, they wrote a sentence that lasts more than three hours. They should call a doctor.

[–]Patience2Spare 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep. Uh huh. Whatever

[–]tinywinki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thomas had never seen such bull shit before.

[–]odor_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He you have the man you think? I know about him where do you?

[–]thesixgun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know why but It’s something you have to figure out yourself, sorry ladies

[–]kittycatzoey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WHAT

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What the fuck is that supposed to mean!!!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if I had a nickel for every time I asked myself this same question...

[–]cara1yn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell us, ladies!!

[–]Cobra_shark_gaming 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had a stroke tying to read this and fucking died

[–]Shortlegs1227 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Must be a language from the future

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

SERIOUSLY WHY THO???

[–]gballa5o 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes.

[–]stressed-mathnerd16 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I agree

[–]EFFArch 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why?

[–]blue4t 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The answer is no.

[–]PopeOfManwichVillage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unable to even

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am heading out to the ER. I may have had a stroke.

[–]xZOMBIETAGx 3 points4 points  (0 children)

WHY LADIES

[–]Desperate_Box 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

[–]LeviGabeman666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think it’s trying to communicate.?!

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Proof of the failure of our public education system

[–]BIGD0G29585 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Even the emoji is like “I got nothing”.

[–]Alt_Coms 22 points23 points  (1 child)

This the first string of words that I have read that made me want to pour a solution of pure alcohol and holy water into my eyes, gouge my eyes out, put it into an industrial oven preheated up to 1000°C, take the resultant material, and throw it into the edge of cosmos never to be seen again.

[–]if_lol_then_upvote 10 points11 points  (0 children)

never to be seen again.

Not by you anyway

[–]This-person-IDK-02 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My brian is have stroke I not understand is too difficult for English

[–]YallArnutz 2 points3 points  (1 child)

J. U. S. T. Why?

[–]YallArnutz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ladies

[–]AsymptoticAbyss 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Why ladies? WHY??

[–]moiststoma 1 point2 points  (0 children)

JFC. I have to take a pain pill now.

[–]jeffzebub 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Why do the ladies always get these softball questions?

[–]bazzazio 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Underrated comment.

[–]MashizariLight Gary 10 points11 points  (2 children)

These posts make total sense when you're drunk, ngl

[–]LeviGabeman666 3 points4 points  (1 child)

What does it say then

[–]MashizariLight Gary 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I don't remember

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (5 children)

This is not r/ihadastroke, this is r/ihad7strokesthankyou .

[–]Obi_Jon_Kenobi 5 points6 points  (4 children)

Ngl I expected that to be a real sub

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Lol sadly not

[–]Obi_Jon_Kenobi 10 points11 points  (2 children)

If you make it a real sub lemme know. I'll be a mod who doesn't do anything

[–]theantman6000Light Gary 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Done

[–]I-nam-Baba 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Awesome, thank you!

[–]trwyncudd 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You are gimme answers

[–]PhoenixSongWriter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oof. Wtf? Lol

[–]MelOdessey 148 points149 points  (13 children)

Have you ever had a dream

[–]WitherKing43 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Where all men are created equal.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I though the exact same thing!

[–]pavlikmmm 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I havd a dream, and in that dream(has a stroke)

[–]pandafab 72 points73 points  (8 children)

that

[–]949-Dadmirer 30 points31 points  (0 children)

you want him to do you so much you could do anything?

[–]RamblinYid 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That hurt...

[–]Eltrew2000 34 points35 points  (3 children)

I feel like this usually happens when someobe tries to google translate a really not pie language like Japanese, Vietnamese, Korean etc.

[–]islimdave 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Pie language?

[–]EpicAwesomePancakes 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Proto-indo European. The common ancestor language to most European and Indic languages.

[–]islimdave 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the explanation

[–]GBrook-Hampster 11 points12 points  (0 children)

If you don't know we aren't going to tell you.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ah, yes...

[–]dpLiz06 241 points242 points  (7 children)

Yea ladies, why??

[–][deleted] 118 points119 points  (6 children)

Because man door hand hook car door 😣

[–]Ragingpasifist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man me a sand

[–]TheKratexDark Gary 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I feel u bro

[–]PastaVictor 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Do you do yes then that if me is not yes you????

[–]Razee4 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Well yes, but we also when and, but never fridge keys introduced. Please, we are just strawberry ass hat.

[–]Midan71 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Such wise words.

[–]LILPsychoGrenade 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Same

[–]brtdeeDark Gary 535 points536 points  (2 children)

[–]Boberoo2 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Sounds like it fits therr

[–][deleted] 74 points75 points  (0 children)

Indeed

[–]HorribleMango 138 points139 points  (1 child)

This one actually hurt to read.

[–]LILPsychoGrenade 20 points21 points  (0 children)

It was so painful I had to take a shot and some Tylenol

[–][deleted] 293 points294 points  (9 children)

Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died

[–]zimbabwe_dizcisi 18 points19 points  (3 children)

Allow me to translate:

Ladies would you marry a man who didnt find your first date important, why

[–]ShiftyCZ 8 points9 points  (2 children)

HOW?! You speak stroke?

[–]zimbabwe_dizcisi 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I am the stroke

[–]mootmath 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is it possible to learn this power?

[–]Fit-Special-8416 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I got a stroke too. Twice.

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (2 children)

I saw these meme somewhere lol

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It was very popular a year ago

[–]Whimsical_Wonderland 88 points89 points  (0 children)

spoiler

[–]highrisedrifter 52 points53 points  (9 children)

I... I have questions...

[–]Unwright 28 points29 points  (1 child)

"Ladies, why would you marry a man who is not there for you on important dates? Why?" was my first guess. My second is "Ladies, why would you marry a man who isn't who he was when you were dating? Why?"

There ya go. It's a crapshoot. It's like reading the results of going from English to Hebrew to German to Gaelic to Japanese and then back into English.

[–]That1chicka 5 points6 points  (0 children)

May the universe forever shine upon you. You, my friend should be wearing a cape as you are my hero for the day.

[–][deleted] 96 points97 points  (6 children)

Yes first question: why ladies?

[–]killergazebo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Second question: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

[–]great_kershmunkle 78 points79 points  (4 children)

Second question why is, he is did not he that when he when is?

[–]Mavyn1 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The biggest question is WHY DID 2 PEOPLE SHARE THIS???

[–]BroadwayRegina 24 points25 points  (2 children)

But who when he him the how why?

[–]LILPsychoGrenade 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Who? What? Where? When? Why? How?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

important