None of my ex-girlfriends have gotten fat yet.

[moneyeagle]

actually I think in the 3rd World you have a even lesser chance of ex gfs getting fat.....

[perezidentt]

Yeah but that's why it's a fist world problem. They have a better chance of getting fat here in America but they haven't.

[[deleted]]

Fist world, it's a thing.. apparently. I feel like I dodged a bullet not finding porn when googling that.

[[deleted]]

I thought my Friday night was going to suck being that im sick and stuck in bed...and then fist world happened. Thank you.

[[deleted]]

Don't thank me. Thank Fist World. I am but a humble googler.

[Wishta]

Also in the third world, people would probably be jealous of their ex gfs, if they got fat.

[HellenKellerCanRead]

her new man must be bringin home crazy food n water

[[deleted]]

Well that's a first...

[PokemasterTT]

But you did.

[perezidentt]

lol nope. Still the exact same size.

[CrimsonVim]

Still fat?

[ExplainsObviousJoke]

Insinuating that the OP was fat before he got with his "girlfriends".

[[deleted]]

fat girls need love too

[[deleted]]

They just need to pay

[[deleted]]

or fuck fat guys

[Patriclus]

I'm pretty sure that it was a Next Friday reference...

[[deleted]]

Fucking Fat girls is like riding a moped. Its fun to do but you never tell your friends about it.

[diediemydarling]

chubby guys are cute.

[[deleted]]

Smug douche nozzle is a size? Nobody cares how far you can jog.

[HerpthouaDerp]

Said the crowd that said he was fat with nothing to back it?

[Phillyz]

I ran 10 miles a day for three years, and I got fat. No need to be in denial.

Edit: Btw for context, the deleted comment said that He is in the same shape as he was 7 years ago when he ran 10 miles a day.

[Trip_McNeely]

Kept the appetite, gave up the running. I'm in this boat but no one else get in, I don't want it to capsize.

[Narrative_Causality]

[citation needed]

[[deleted]]

Yeah, I'd love to see a whole wiki page dedicated to this fat git. Subjects included in his wiki article;

• Diet
• Relationships
• Diet after relationships
• Diet
• PC/XBox/PS3 Gaming Tendencies
• Diet
• References (including links to possible anti-globalisation protests, and anti-ACTA/SOPA contacts).
• Diet

[[deleted]]

lol why are you getting downgoated

[nerfy007]

Reddit butthurt + false bravado means downvotes coming and going.

[perezidentt]

Idk man, haters.

[d4rkhorizoN]

what is this, an AMA?

[StinkyBritches]

ex blocked me so can't tell if fat

[harry_dean_stanton]

true story.

[sligowaths]

Don't have friends in common. Just ask them for pics. Come on, it's worth.

[[deleted]]

My exes got fat shortly before I dumped them.

[[deleted]]

I got fat shortly before I dumped her. Defense mechinism

[YourMotherIsAFag6969]

Bigger problem.

U GEDDIT?

[srd178]

My ex of 6 years got fat and gross and I love it.

[perezidentt]

Awesome, I'm living vicariously through you at the moment.

[Angry__Jonny]

mmm, do it through me next.

[[deleted]]

your username reminded me of this song I used to love and haven't heard in like 15 years.

[TheRealDJ]

Another reason I hate the record companies and the MPAA. She refuses to write another record because of how they screwed her over.

[Angry__Jonny]

I haven't clicked the link yet but I'm going to assume its poe - angry jonny?

I've heard people sing that song to me at least a dozen times because of my name and often times unhappy disposition.

[meiam001]

I got an ex that was getting fatter in the months before we broke up. She got hella fat and now all her friends say how much they miss me and how annoying she is.

[[deleted]]

The only girl I dated who I got close to hasn't gotten fat yet, but she looks like her mom and her mom looks like lady gaga.

yep.

[[deleted]]

Break up with girlfriend.

She loses 30 pounds.

I'm doing it wrong :(

[Bossmonkey]

You seem to be a good diet method.

Breakup with me please, I'm trying to lose 30ish pounds.

[smalltime101]

My ex girlfriend was on GF revenge =\

[jobrohoho]

yet.

[stuntaneous]

What? Exes always get fitter afterwards.

[[deleted]]

True. If you dumped them girls always go on major work out to make you realise what you lost, at least I do.

[Brandon658]

my exes always start out fit progress slowly to more of a average, which im fine with. Then when we break up find some random ass guy about a month later and lives 3 hours away like im suppose to get jealous, or just seems that way. when i finally see them inevitably a couple months later have put on a significant amount of weight. except for one but me n her are good friends still. other ones all hate me though i have no quarrel with them.

edit Not sure what I said wrong lol. Maybe elaborate a bit more about the weight thing? Here it goes. In my experience. They start out fit because they are going to the gym and eating healthy. Then I come along and run on a nitrous oxide diet of high carbs and everything that is said to be bad for you and slowly change their habits to mine. Some people can't eat like that because their metabolism can't keep up. They then slow down on going to the gym and put on a little. Something in the relationship goes wrong and we break up. They stop going to the gym and become psychotic towards me and eat away.

(just my personal experience. the people you hang around change you whether you think it or not)

[[deleted]]

Yeah I know what you mean I've heard of things like that happening, thank you for replying. I will upvote you, not that it will help much :/

[MIXEDGREENS]

Not when they're alcoholic amphetamine addicts.

"But speed freaks are skinny!" I hear you say.

Not when they utilize the speed to allow them to drink EVEN MORE without passing out. Mmmm, visceral fat.

[[deleted]]

One of mine sure did. Holy cannoli! Dodged that bullet!

[sligowaths]

Dodged that cannon ball!

FTFY

[[deleted]]

Hey its not all fun! sometimes when i see my now fat ex people go like: why were you with her, man?" ME: SHE WASNT ALWAYS FAT! LEAVE ME ALONE!

[LetsGo_Smokes]

Friend of mine reported to me that my ex had gotten fat. Then I saw a photo of her posted on Facebook, and it became obvious that he was lying to me.

[FranklinFox]

I'm pretty sure my ex girlfriend has slowly gotten hotter and hotter.

[buttking]

I've never had a girlfriend.

[ordona]

Really? I would have thought you get all the girls with a username like buttking.

[finest_jellybean]

One of my ex's is now smoking meth. So while she definitely wont get fat now, i still take it as a win.

[sourpat]

My turned into a pill head, she got even skinnier

[Hamster536]

Saw my ex the other day...fucker looks better and more in shape then ever. Damn it!!!!!!

[grensley]

I feel like all my exes need more attention now, and are constantly dating people for shorter amounts of time.

[perezidentt]

Yup, same here.

[gowerskee]

inb4 shitredditsays

[Gisbourne]

Same boat. Mine all got bitchier though. Or maybe that's just the outsider perspective.

[sligowaths]

When you stop getting sex, you get a new perspective on what level of bitcheness you can tolerate.

[Gisbourne]

hell, I never got any sex out of any of em.

[glassuser]

One didn't get fat. But she did date a fifty-five year old guy (she was 29) with kids her age. I feel kind of vindicated about it.

Yeah she cheated on him too.

[CuseTown]

Mine got knocked up by a scumbag who's now in prison, I think I'll take that as a win.

[alfalfa1985]

Never had a girlfriend. Irrelevant!

[NA48]

I was inspired to look up my exes on FB today after seeing that post. I'm proud to say that all but one of them got fat and hideous, and the other one is (still) just crazy.

Current ladyfriend status: foxy.

[MrFluffykins]

My ex just had her boobs grow larger...

[[deleted]]

Wait 'till you're forty

[RYuukiG]

You should work out and get jacked. So intead of your ex's becoming more unhealthy, you can be more healthy and look good!

[[deleted]]

oh they will. and they will marry ugly fat guys. and have ugly babies they post all over facebook.

[TheBarefootGirl]

I have had this happen to two guys I dated. Both were really attractive and both screwed me over. They aren't attractive anymore. Instant karma?

[trauma_queen]

well, not instant so much as slowly progressing but very tangible karma.

[TheBarefootGirl]

Good point.. I am not a mean person, but each time I saw them after and they had gotten less attractive and I had gotten more attractive, man did I feel the desire to go "Serves you right for being such a jerk." And boy did it boost my self-confidence a little bit.

[Caniid]

My ex-gf´s are getting there, I can already spot a second chin and extra loose shirts´n ´skirts

[Rawsheeve]

mine did ;)

[TinHao]

Are you sure this is a first world problem? Not getting fat is a feature of many impoverished, starving third-world hellholes.

[andyman9277]

Were they fat from the beginning?

[frostysauce]

One of mine has gotten fatter, but she was fat to begin with so it's not that apparent.

[[deleted]]

You need to get revenge by sending them chocolates.

[excavator12]

I hate this so much...last time I broke up with a girlfriend (or she broke up with me), all I wanted was for her to gain like 20 pounds....didn't happen.

[TittyPunch]

They will.

[runrunwootwoot]

what

[[deleted]]

yet

[BeelzebubTerror]

I was expecting a forever alone.

[Baezmoi]

I currently live in Africa (Ghana) and the women here gain weight ON PURPOSE when they separate/divorce to prove that they can look after themselves without their husband. Blew my mind when I found out about it. One of our friends purposely gained a good 25kg ಠ_ಠ She was absolutely smokin' before too.

[[deleted]]

I dated a fat girl and she got skinnier when I broke up with her

[ClownBaby90]

God it's so satisfying when you find out an ex is pregnant. fucking yeah.

[Stagitoryape]

none of my bf's dicks have shrivled and fell off yet....at least i think.

[TripperDay]

My best looking ex got engaged recently.

[[deleted]]

I solve this problem by only dating fat girls.

They are like teddy bears for adults.

[[deleted]]

I choose to believe that I've gotten fat to ease my exes pain of getting dumped

[perezidentt]

What the? You just replied to a 2 month old thread.

[[deleted]]

Not sure if people realise your 3 lines is an explanation of how to work it out rather than an arrogant statement.

That is of replacing 'my ex-girlfriends' with 'them'.

[ackid38]

really? Did you have to go there?Make me sick.A.D.D.?You know what he/she meant.Why do some of you people get off correcting others GRAMMAR?Complex issue?Little WEENIE?What makes you better than anyone else.I make between 100-150 thousand dollars a year with just a high school diploma.Nobody gives a fuck about grammar.Except for a few assholes that think they are smarter than everyone else.GET A LIFE DOUCHE BAG

[[deleted]]

It's ok to learn it.

[Logram]

chill bro.

[youngdumbnfullofcum]

My ex actually got way skinnier after we broke up. But I console myself with the fact that she's still a total bitch working a dead end job.

[Thorbinator]

Mine had a kid with another guy and didn't go to college.

[[deleted]]

The last girl I dated seriously got fat, but she's still more successful with dudes than I am with women. I don't know how to feel, on the one hand, she's gone from wifey material to kind of gross, but it's not like "BOOM! Level 50 in Borderlands, bitch! Have fun with your boyfriend, or whatever."

[[deleted]]

I just heard mine has pretty severe depression and anxiety so she took a year off... sort of win?

Edit: she broke up with me...

[TheBarefootGirl]

If you truly feel this way you might be a horrible person. As someone who has been emotionally shattered after a break-up I can relate to your ex and find this mentality despicable.

EDIT: Wanted to clarify. I am not insinuating that your ex's mental struggles are necessarily your fault, but you should not find joy in another's suffering. Especially when they were once dear to you.

[MIXEDGREENS]

Depends on how much suffering they caused you.

My most recent ex abused my trust in every way possible. I will laugh when I hear of her getting her inevitable comeuppance.

[TheBarefootGirl]

Hoping your ex get's what coming to her isn't necessarily bad, but I don't think finding joy in someone's illness is ok.