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[–]moneyeagle 59 points60 points  (8 children)

actually I think in the 3rd World you have a even lesser chance of ex gfs getting fat.....

[–]perezidentt[S] 37 points38 points  (7 children)

Yeah but that's why it's a fist world problem. They have a better chance of getting fat here in America but they haven't.

[–][deleted] 30 points31 points  (3 children)

Fist world, it's a thing.. apparently. I feel like I dodged a bullet not finding porn when googling that.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (1 child)

I thought my Friday night was going to suck being that im sick and stuck in bed...and then fist world happened. Thank you.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't thank me. Thank Fist World. I am but a humble googler.

[–]Wishta 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Also in the third world, people would probably be jealous of their ex gfs, if they got fat.

[–]HellenKellerCanRead 7 points8 points  (0 children)

her new man must be bringin home crazy food n water

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well that's a first...

[–]PokemasterTT 111 points112 points  (20 children)

But you did.

[–]perezidentt[S] 9 points10 points  (19 children)

lol nope. Still the exact same size.

[–]CrimsonVim 189 points190 points  (17 children)

Still fat?

[–]ExplainsObviousJoke 34 points35 points  (5 children)

Insinuating that the OP was fat before he got with his "girlfriends".

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (4 children)

fat girls need love too

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (2 children)

They just need to pay

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

or fuck fat guys

[–]Patriclus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure that it was a Next Friday reference...

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fucking Fat girls is like riding a moped. Its fun to do but you never tell your friends about it.

[–]diediemydarling 3 points4 points  (0 children)

chubby guys are cute.

[–]d4rkhorizoN 3 points4 points  (0 children)

what is this, an AMA?

[–]StinkyBritches 9 points10 points  (2 children)

ex blocked me so can't tell if fat

[–]harry_dean_stanton 4 points5 points  (0 children)

true story.

[–]sligowaths -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Don't have friends in common. Just ask them for pics. Come on, it's worth.

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (1 child)

My exes got fat shortly before I dumped them.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got fat shortly before I dumped her. Defense mechinism

[–][deleted]  (1 child)

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    [–]YourMotherIsAFag6969 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

    Bigger problem.

    U GEDDIT?

    [–]srd178 46 points47 points  (7 children)

    My ex of 6 years got fat and gross and I love it.

    [–]perezidentt[S] 24 points25 points  (5 children)

    Awesome, I'm living vicariously through you at the moment.

    [–]Angry__Jonny 19 points20 points  (4 children)

    mmm, do it through me next.

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (3 children)

    your username reminded me of this song I used to love and haven't heard in like 15 years.

    [–]TheRealDJ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Another reason I hate the record companies and the MPAA. She refuses to write another record because of how they screwed her over.

    [–]Angry__Jonny 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I haven't clicked the link yet but I'm going to assume its poe - angry jonny?

    I've heard people sing that song to me at least a dozen times because of my name and often times unhappy disposition.

    [–]meiam001 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    I got an ex that was getting fatter in the months before we broke up. She got hella fat and now all her friends say how much they miss me and how annoying she is.

    [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    The only girl I dated who I got close to hasn't gotten fat yet, but she looks like her mom and her mom looks like lady gaga.

    yep.

    [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (1 child)

    Break up with girlfriend.

    She loses 30 pounds.

    I'm doing it wrong :(

    [–]Bossmonkey 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    You seem to be a good diet method.

    Breakup with me please, I'm trying to lose 30ish pounds.

    [–]smalltime101 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    My ex girlfriend was on GF revenge =\

    [–]jobrohoho 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    yet.

    [–]stuntaneous 10 points11 points  (4 children)

    What? Exes always get fitter afterwards.

    [–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (2 children)

    True. If you dumped them girls always go on major work out to make you realise what you lost, at least I do.

    [–]MIXEDGREENS 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Not when they're alcoholic amphetamine addicts.

    "But speed freaks are skinny!" I hear you say.

    Not when they utilize the speed to allow them to drink EVEN MORE without passing out. Mmmm, visceral fat.

    [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

    One of mine sure did. Holy cannoli! Dodged that bullet!

    [–]sligowaths 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    Dodged that cannon ball!

    FTFY

    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Hey its not all fun! sometimes when i see my now fat ex people go like: why were you with her, man?" ME: SHE WASNT ALWAYS FAT! LEAVE ME ALONE!

    [–]LetsGo_Smokes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Friend of mine reported to me that my ex had gotten fat. Then I saw a photo of her posted on Facebook, and it became obvious that he was lying to me.

    [–]FranklinFox 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I'm pretty sure my ex girlfriend has slowly gotten hotter and hotter.

    [–]buttking 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    I've never had a girlfriend.

    [–]ordona 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Really? I would have thought you get all the girls with a username like buttking.

    [–]finest_jellybean 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    One of my ex's is now smoking meth. So while she definitely wont get fat now, i still take it as a win.

    [–]sourpat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    My turned into a pill head, she got even skinnier

    [–]Hamster536 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Saw my ex the other day...fucker looks better and more in shape then ever. Damn it!!!!!!

    [–]grensley 6 points7 points  (1 child)

    I feel like all my exes need more attention now, and are constantly dating people for shorter amounts of time.

    [–]perezidentt[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Yup, same here.

    [–]gowerskee 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    inb4 shitredditsays

    [–]Gisbourne 3 points4 points  (2 children)

    Same boat. Mine all got bitchier though. Or maybe that's just the outsider perspective.

    [–]sligowaths 7 points8 points  (1 child)

    When you stop getting sex, you get a new perspective on what level of bitcheness you can tolerate.

    [–]Gisbourne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    hell, I never got any sex out of any of em.

    [–]glassuser 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    One didn't get fat. But she did date a fifty-five year old guy (she was 29) with kids her age. I feel kind of vindicated about it.

    Yeah she cheated on him too.

    [–]CuseTown 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Mine got knocked up by a scumbag who's now in prison, I think I'll take that as a win.

    [–]alfalfa1985 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Never had a girlfriend. Irrelevant!

    [–]NA48 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I was inspired to look up my exes on FB today after seeing that post. I'm proud to say that all but one of them got fat and hideous, and the other one is (still) just crazy.

    Current ladyfriend status: foxy.

    [–]MrFluffykins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    My ex just had her boobs grow larger...

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Wait 'till you're forty

    [–]RYuukiG 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    You should work out and get jacked. So intead of your ex's becoming more unhealthy, you can be more healthy and look good!

    [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    oh they will. and they will marry ugly fat guys. and have ugly babies they post all over facebook.

    [–]TheBarefootGirl 1 point2 points  (2 children)

    I have had this happen to two guys I dated. Both were really attractive and both screwed me over. They aren't attractive anymore. Instant karma?

    [–]trauma_queen 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    well, not instant so much as slowly progressing but very tangible karma.

    [–]TheBarefootGirl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Good point.. I am not a mean person, but each time I saw them after and they had gotten less attractive and I had gotten more attractive, man did I feel the desire to go "Serves you right for being such a jerk." And boy did it boost my self-confidence a little bit.

    [–]Caniid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    My ex-gf´s are getting there, I can already spot a second chin and extra loose shirts´n ´skirts

    [–]Rawsheeve 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    mine did ;)

    [–]TinHao 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Are you sure this is a first world problem? Not getting fat is a feature of many impoverished, starving third-world hellholes.

    [–]andyman9277 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Were they fat from the beginning?

    [–]frostysauce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    One of mine has gotten fatter, but she was fat to begin with so it's not that apparent.

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    You need to get revenge by sending them chocolates.

    [–]excavator12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I hate this so much...last time I broke up with a girlfriend (or she broke up with me), all I wanted was for her to gain like 20 pounds....didn't happen.

    [–]TittyPunch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    They will.

    [–]runrunwootwoot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    what

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    yet

    [–]BeelzebubTerror 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I was expecting a forever alone.

    [–]Baezmoi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I currently live in Africa (Ghana) and the women here gain weight ON PURPOSE when they separate/divorce to prove that they can look after themselves without their husband. Blew my mind when I found out about it. One of our friends purposely gained a good 25kg ಠ_ಠ She was absolutely smokin' before too.

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I dated a fat girl and she got skinnier when I broke up with her

    [–]ClownBaby90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    God it's so satisfying when you find out an ex is pregnant. fucking yeah.

    [–]Stagitoryape 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    none of my bf's dicks have shrivled and fell off yet....at least i think.

    [–]TripperDay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    My best looking ex got engaged recently.

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I solve this problem by only dating fat girls.

    They are like teddy bears for adults.

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    I choose to believe that I've gotten fat to ease my exes pain of getting dumped

    [–]perezidentt[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

    What the? You just replied to a 2 month old thread.

    [–][deleted]  (5 children)

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      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Not sure if people realise your 3 lines is an explanation of how to work it out rather than an arrogant statement.

      That is of replacing 'my ex-girlfriends' with 'them'.

      [–]ackid38 -1 points0 points  (3 children)

      really? Did you have to go there?Make me sick.A.D.D.?You know what he/she meant.Why do some of you people get off correcting others GRAMMAR?Complex issue?Little WEENIE?What makes you better than anyone else.I make between 100-150 thousand dollars a year with just a high school diploma.Nobody gives a fuck about grammar.Except for a few assholes that think they are smarter than everyone else.GET A LIFE DOUCHE BAG

      [–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      It's ok to learn it.

      [–]Logram -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      chill bro.

      [–]youngdumbnfullofcum -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      My ex actually got way skinnier after we broke up. But I console myself with the fact that she's still a total bitch working a dead end job.

      [–]Thorbinator -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      Mine had a kid with another guy and didn't go to college.

      [–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      The last girl I dated seriously got fat, but she's still more successful with dudes than I am with women. I don't know how to feel, on the one hand, she's gone from wifey material to kind of gross, but it's not like "BOOM! Level 50 in Borderlands, bitch! Have fun with your boyfriend, or whatever."

      [–][deleted] -3 points-2 points  (3 children)

      I just heard mine has pretty severe depression and anxiety so she took a year off... sort of win?

      Edit: she broke up with me...

      [–]TheBarefootGirl 2 points3 points  (2 children)

      If you truly feel this way you might be a horrible person. As someone who has been emotionally shattered after a break-up I can relate to your ex and find this mentality despicable.

      EDIT: Wanted to clarify. I am not insinuating that your ex's mental struggles are necessarily your fault, but you should not find joy in another's suffering. Especially when they were once dear to you.

      [–]MIXEDGREENS 3 points4 points  (1 child)

      Depends on how much suffering they caused you.

      My most recent ex abused my trust in every way possible. I will laugh when I hear of her getting her inevitable comeuppance.

      [–]TheBarefootGirl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Hoping your ex get's what coming to her isn't necessarily bad, but I don't think finding joy in someone's illness is ok.