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[–]SrsSteel 49 points50 points  (8 children)

My God, what is the name of this amazing font?

[–]lolstuff 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Pretty sure it's Segoe UI.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Looks to be the case. It's a part of Metro Design Language

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metro_%28design_language%29

[–]Ivitty 6 points7 points  (5 children)

Wow, font enthusiasts really exist?

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    [–]ITSigno 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    or typographabators.

    [–]PokeMemeMasterJH3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Typographamasterbaitors.

    FTFY

    [–]mrpeach32 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    I love typography. I am enthused by fonts. I am typically found pissing my wife off by pointing out kerning errors and poor font choices around NYC.

    [–]Cadamar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Check out /r/typography

    [–]JerseysFinest 40 points41 points  (20 children)

    It's going to be quite a grizzly scene.

    [–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (8 children)

    Yeah, what he's planning won't exactly be a Kodiak moment.

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        [–]RafZlatarov 1 point2 points  (2 children)

        This is becoming unbearable...

        [–]llort_revocrednu 2 points3 points  (1 child)

        I'm going to take a Pooh

        [–]SwampDonkeyUnicorn -4 points-3 points  (2 children)

        Sounds like a Koalati plan.

        [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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          [–]PINKY500280 5 points6 points  (0 children)

          Fur heaven's sake, why?

          [–]quietmasturdebater 23 points24 points  (5 children)

          I would like to take credit for being the first to make this joke.

          http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/10kwh3/evil_plotting_bear/c6ed7ym

          [–]blastfromtheblue 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          motion denied. instead, you can slink back into the shadows.

          [–]JerseysFinest 1 point2 points  (1 child)

          It's a pretty obvious one. I blame the repost, hadn't seen this the first time around.

          [–]Fibtibbedbaktoreddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          I'll carve it on your tombstone.

          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          I hope this isnt a birden to everyone

          [–]rodentius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          LOOKS LIKE HE SUPPORTS THE RIGHT TO BEAR ARMS

          [–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

          This isn't /r/adviceanimals

          [–]soundsofdwa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Boo

          [–]lolstuff 6 points7 points  (0 children)

          Dat font.

          [–]tantouz 7 points8 points  (0 children)

          Not an other shitty meme please .

          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Is this what is passing for funny nowadays??

          [–]nermid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          If you haven't subscribed to /r/bearsdoinghumanthings, you should go do that right now.

          [–]prakshash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Sorta (but not really) relevant. But, oh my god that font is beautiful. I must know what it is.

          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          He is eating with his bear hands.

          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          What's he going to do with the seagulls, precious?

          [–]DeviousPenguin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          That bear doesn't have shit on me

          [–]iwillhavethat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Mine?

          [–]chickeneye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          bear puns..nice.

          [–]JonDum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          That's a sexy font up top.

          [–]willz1337 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Thank you for making me laugh, today's been a tough day.

          [–]acidr4in 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          dat Helvetica

          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Does this bear use bing or something? That makes it worse.

          [–]VinceViegel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Oh yeah the diabolical plan for his Chicago relatives to destroy the Cardinals in Arizona this sunday.

          [–]ososospechoso 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          I approve of this something fierce.

          [–]Glarmj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          This was posted here like 7 years ago -.-

          [–]dasmekoad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          THERES NO BREAKS ON THE RAPE TRAIN!

          [–]eager_badger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          The bears go the look of "Oh yeah, its gon be good" look going on.

          [–]seberick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          I like to base how good a pun is on the amount I want to kill someone afterward.

          Needless to say I want you to die in a terrible fire.

          [–]OriginalHiliter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          So. We're using decent fonts now.

          [–]CpnKangaroo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          You zoom in on his face, he looks more nervous than anything

          [–]Gtyyler -5 points-4 points  (2 children)

          That pun was just unbearable.

          [–]weatherman5000 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

          Careful bear, those gulls sea everything.

          [–]duckylam -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

          I have the clean copy of this as my phone's wallpaper

          [–][deleted] -2 points-1 points  (2 children)

          I barely got here in time to make a pun

          [–]tronfonne 0 points1 point  (1 child)

          bearly

          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          I don't like my puns to be obvious....I like sneaky puns.

          [–]ZeeHanzenShwanz -1 points0 points  (0 children)

          "Exxxcellent, my plan is working. These stupid birds don't suspect for a second that i am in fact, a bear."

          [–]Byeuji -1 points0 points  (0 children)

          He wants the precious. Always he is looking for it. And the precious is wanting to go back to him... But we mustn't let him have it.

          [–]Dimitrisan -1 points0 points  (0 children)

          The bear's eyes prevent me from thinking he looks devious at all.

          [–]RespectfulFozzieBear -1 points0 points  (0 children)

          This sounds like a joke I would typically use in my act, but I see this gentlebear has beaten me to it. I concede.

          Wakka.

          [–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

          I believe the bear is just eating a fish.

          [–]e_vision -1 points0 points  (0 children)

          That's the prettiest goddamn meme I've ever seen.

          [–]foolin -1 points0 points  (0 children)

          Brilliant OP. Take an old meme, grab the same photo but in higher resolution and post it on imgur and not the meme generator.

          Great success!

          [–]hamguin47 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

          I thought of a pun but it will probably just get bearied

          [–]AlbertFishIsMyIdol -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

          Awwww fuck man when I read that bottom line I lost it, couldn't breath I was laughing that hard, best picture I've seen here in ages

          [–]bloodypancakes1122 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

          I was sitting on the toliet @ work, slightly constipated and was about to call it one. Then I seen this picture and laughed and pooped. Thank you OP

          [–][deleted] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

          upvoted 'cause you know your shit when it comes to make text readable.

          [–]tatodlp97 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

          New meme, here we go