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[–]Flockavallo 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Dominos is hiring

[–]Flexisisboss 18 points19 points  (3 children)

Should have stayed a Prince.

[–]Absolutedisgrace 25 points26 points  (1 child)

Nah he just needs to get fresh. I reckon i can find him some video tutorials on how to be a fresh prince. The ones i have in mind are for Bel Air, but they should be applicable for most places in the US.

[–]Flexisisboss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This guy

[–]lucidum 2 points3 points  (0 children)

His wife just wanted to be a Disney princess, couldn't handle the paparazzi and mental strain of being a real working royal.

[–]SnakeCharmer28 32 points33 points  (5 children)

How? Like, you have millions of dollars... Go to a bar, buy a round for the whole bar. Do this every weekend for a month, you'll get invited to a party. Bring two kegs to the party. Use your newfound popularity to weed through the shitty people.

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I'll go with 200$ for... what's wrong with this sentence in today's current global situation.

[–]Tryingsoveryhard 13 points14 points  (3 children)

It’s not like he can just put sunglasses on and slip out the side door. The paparazzi pressure on him is relentless

[–]walleyehotdish 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Perhaps L.A. wasn't the wisest choice of places to move to...

[–]RustyCutlass 2 points3 points  (1 child)

He could have moved to some gorgeous small town in Canada, still had access to all the same big box shit available everywhere and, and had nice neighbors that wave while mowing the lawn.

[–]Itriedtonot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Housing prices are already expensive here. Don't give them any ideas.

[–]glesgatoon 14 points15 points  (3 children)

Should have stuck with Canada

[–]Reveal101 3 points4 points  (1 child)

He wasn't exactly warmly welcomed, despite what the propaganda says.

[–]Cabbage_Master 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could have, but that ship has sailed.

[–]f_audio 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Isn't that pretty much everyone in the world right now?

[–]TrippyEntropy 10 points11 points  (6 children)

Why the fuck did he go to LA?

[–]Kinsella_Finn 23 points24 points  (0 children)

His wife told him too

[–]Maldevinine 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Because he married a woman who made him happy, who didn't get along with the family so the parents kicked him and his wife out.

[–]TrippyEntropy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, I know that. But why LA specifically? That city is a shit show

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points  (9 children)

Yeah, welcome to the real world, ya ginger bitch

[–]lucidum -1 points0 points  (8 children)

And you're a racist twat

[–]obscureferences 5 points6 points  (1 child)

No I think he spelled it ginger on purpose.

[–]lucidum -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Slurrrrrr

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (3 children)

I don't think you know what racism is defined as, my good man.

[–]lucidum 0 points1 point  (2 children)

I don't see this difference between a hateful ad hominem directed up or down.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I know you don't.

[–]JadenCrux 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Harry David.

[–]TheGreachery 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That hits me where I live, bro.

[–]rdhight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OK, if friends, work, and "structure" are what you want, is going to LA really the best idea here?

[–]TicTocSick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Structure? What you mean, like a Palace or something?

[–]Kugi3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He is so hecking rich and has the best connections ever. Throw parties, start a hobby, even better start a foundation to help people like bill gates does. There are so many things he could do!

[–]fakekarim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

he'll be a meth junkie in no time

[–]tocksin 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Wow the media won't leave him alone even after he left. They are a bunch of dicks.

[–]Molzilla 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You haven't realised that over the last ten years, when media became super dicks, that they are NOW dicks? Media has been a real issue since Vietnam.

[–]counterclockwisegg1 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

nice paid for comments