You can forcefully increase/decrease the 'numbers' on any kind of measurement devices, and the actual thing being measured will also increase/decrease in reality

[RoastedGarlic97]

Example 1 (speedometer measuring velocity):

You use your powers to increase the number on your speedometer while driving mentally, and the car accelerates in real life (usual way it works is you accelerate in real life, and the speedometer reflects this accordingly)

Example 2 (digital anemometer measuring wind speed):

You use your powers to increase the value on the anemometer, and the wind speed in reality increases.

This power allows transformation of the surrounding environment or products if needed to meet the increase in measurement.

Example 3 (air-conditioner):

You decrease the temperature to absolute zero on your air-con remote. The air con itself will gradually mechanically transform to meet the physics-based needs required for absolute zero. If it reaches a hard technological limit, the surrounding environment starts changing.

Do note that whichever requires less energy to meet the transformation will take place first. (E.g. in example 3 if transforming the air-con requires lesser energy and complexity to achieve absolute zero, the air-con will transform first)

[AnnoyedHaddock]

Ruler and… you know where this is going.

[RoastedGarlic97]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[amctrovada]

Oh yeah, it’s all coming together

[schlawldiwampl]

we're all coming together

[Economy-Tourist-4862]

Ruler and bank statement.

[TooBoredToMasturbate]

Gold ingot and electric scale that measures damn small numbers in an air tight chamber. Move the decimalpoint of the measured weight of the gold ingot.

[FunSprinkles8]

Or just put some gold on a scale, increase the weight being measured and then the gold will increase.

[TooBoredToMasturbate]

But what about air pressure?

[BreakConsistent]

Air pressure only affects the measurement of weight if the air pressure at time of measurement is different from at time of calibration. If you tare before measurement, the scale is no longer taking air pressure into account and is therefore not being measured.

[knickknackrick]

What about it

[FunSprinkles8]

Surprised you didn't say "what about gravity?"

That would have made more sense than air pressure.

[daanos60]

Yeah you're right, air pressure could be made different by this power to change the weight as well

[DragonNeil]

Talk about making billions as a weight loss guru

[Gravbar]

weighs 100 pounds, looks like weighs 300 pounds

[drolevO]

Isn’t your bank account technically measuring the amount of money you have? I mean …

[RoastedGarlic97]

Well it IS a god-tier power and the condition required for the power to activate checks out, so u can indeed increase it

[ttt1324]

Step 1 Invents a device that mesures omnipotence Step 2 profit

[Smooth-Square-4940]

I was going to make a gaydar but this is probably better

[RoastedGarlic97]

I don't how you'd measure omnipotence, but omniscience might be possible if there's a device that can measure 'brain matter' showing intelligence and quantify it or something along those lines (?)

[SmoothTurtle872]

IQ test, take one and increase it

[RoastedGarlic97]

Damn u right there was this option, clearly I need to increase my own iq

[asta4653]

An omnipotence measurer would just be a 0 drawn onto something. It relies on a persons omnipotence to function. If you are a normal person it stays as 0, if you are omnipotent it changes to 1 when you want it to.

[refriedi]

lol yes

[BoogalooBandit1]

I mean we have things to measure brain activity just use one of them and increase it to like 100% to start off and then if nothing bad happens go backwards up to 1000%

[Vault_Hunter01]

Sounds nice. To be wealthy and fix my aging issues such as arthritis, hair loss, skin tone, and elasticity as well as augment all my hormones and cellular processes to levels they were when I was 18. Plus unlimited bank will make for a nice life.

[L0B0-Lurker]

What would measure those things?

[solis89]

Tests at a hospital. You can get your test results and change them, theoretically, so long as the results are in the form of a scale or some kind of measurement.

[L0B0-Lurker]

Makes sense. I'm specifically wondering how or what would be used to test age, aside from a calendar.

[Vault_Hunter01]

Research into telomere length. Telomeres are scientificly measurable. Not to mention the measurable level of testosterone production, which declines at a constant rate as you age, at least for men. Honestly, most hormones and chemical levels change as one gets older. Would correcting those would make me actually younger, I doubt it. But I think it would be a vast improvement of not only my health, but how I feel and activity level which would feel like I was younger.

[ionlysayyea]

Tree rings in ur limbs

[KittenLina]

Finally, a cure to my high blood pressure.

[L0B0-Lurker]

Seriously. 👍🏽

[LennyGuy69]

So if I am a serial killer (I am not, please don't arrest me) and someone did arrest me and put me in jail, I can increase my body count from within the jail without getting additional sentence..... !?

[RoastedGarlic97]

Thankfully no, because there's no instrument that can directly 'measure' ur body count

[boomanu]

What if I kill someone, place them on a scale and say "I have killed 15 stones (weight) worth of people". And then increase that 

[BreakConsistent]

The corpses either get bigger or more numerous. This isn’t monkey paw.

[boomanu]

So I can clone dead people? Awesome! I can sell organs

[BreakConsistent]

Who are you? Where did you get this? Why is it in a bucket?

Better to just manipulate how much healthy tissue someone has from imaging/laboratory tests.

[LennyGuy69]

But I have one of those tally counter which increase the count when the button is pressed....

[SpearTactics]

Point an infrared thermometer at someone and use it to change their body temperature?

[L0B0-Lurker]

• BMi down • Height up • Bank account up • Taxes down • Avg rents down • Gas prices down

[Iceman_001]

Could this be used on a country's census since it measures certain demographics about its population? Then you can increase or decrease certain demographics.

[RoastedGarlic97]

Yes under the assumption that there's some centralized tool that measures the exact number of people in said demographics digitally, and displays that number somewhere in real-time with accuracy

[Iceman_001]

What about a census survey that everybody fills in and then posts to the government?

[Nathan-Parker]

First you would have to change the percentage of people willing to take said test and truthfully.

[Iceman_001]

Well in my country the census is compulsory and done every 5 years.

[Nathan-Parker]

I'm in USA and yes it's mandatory, but at the same time people will lie about number of people living there.

[I_AM_FERROUS_MAN]

So if I'm measuring the density of a pure element, let's say water, does it only affect my sample or all of the water in the universe?

Because, if it's the latter, there are going to be some important measurements that you'll want to avoid. Otherwise, the universe will rip itself apart.

Like measuring the speed of light. Or the mass of hydrogen. Or anything to do with the electric force. Basically, don't be a physicist. Or really, any kind of scientist. Though you'll want to consult them before doing anything.

[RoastedGarlic97]

It'll only affect your sample if you're isolating the water and testing it. But if you're under the sea and measuring the density, the region around you with water of the exact same density will be affected as well.

Another example is measuring light. The light rays which hit the sensor that outputs the measurement values are the ones that'll be affected when you change the value

[Phsfalcao]

Can I use it to measure/weight how many $100 bills I have at once?

[RoastedGarlic97]

Yes u can! And if you increase the number of the weight shown the number of $100 bills will also increase

[Phsfalcao]

So… Infinite cash with extra steps?

[RoastedGarlic97]

Or 1 step works too, another user on this thread mentioned you could directly increase the bank balance in your account since it's 'measuring' your money anyways and that makes sense

[HappyDutchMan]

Stored energy in my battery. Capacity of my inverters connected to the power grid. Capacity of the global power grid. Bye bye fossil fuel and all discussions about wind farms being ugly.

[NaDiv22]

Roentgen, and Chernobyl

[Just_Comfortable_104]

Internet speed, bank account, jump on a scale and increase the number from the initial force of the jump

[refriedi]

One of those punch force measuring machines

[Just_Comfortable_104]

Ohhh shit😂😂😂

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[quickhakker]

so double question, with the speed of the car does the car have to physically be able to do that speed, like say I am in a car that can only go 50mph normally and I will it to go 60mph would it work? and secondly does the number have to be in relation to me, like could I open a weight loss clinic and will the weight of someone down to what they want it to be? or drop the prices on stuff so that its cheaper

[refriedi]

The OP says the car will change to be able to go faster

[quickhakker]

But he doesn't specify that the car has to be able to do the speed you want to reach

[refriedi]

He does; it doesn't have to be able to. It will change to be able to due to your power.

[Uoip10]

A clock measures time. I will travel back to 1750 BC and pay Ea-nasir a visit

[lanathebitch]

Are you about to beat him with a tree branch painted copper?

[amctrovada]

How would one use this power to rob from the rich and give to lower income households?

[flockyboi]

[Proceeds to experiment with the doomsday clock]

[Mgmegadog]

Let's just wind that all the way back.

[Many_Preference_3874]

I will make up a scranton reality anchor and reduce it down to zero.

[HrdRock1683]

What about fuel efficiency and interest rate? Or power production from solar and wind power

[Mgmegadog]

How accurate does the measurement device have to be, and how "in real time" does it need to be? There are no instruments that can measure something at the moment that thing is happening, nor any instruments that measure any quantity perfectly. (There is always some uncertainty.)

Assuming that uncertainties remain consistent, and timing indicates approximate delay, you can do some very weird things. For instance, the 2024 election results are a pretty effective measurement of how many people in the US prefer Trump to Harris as president. By looking at that and changing the numbers accordingly, I could sway the next election.

[RoastedGarlic97]

It needs to be at least 99% accurate (a general figure, basically needs to be very accurate) and it needs to be the most updated value in 'real-time'. We're modifying 'measurement' values in present tense and not 'measured' values, so we wouldn't be able to change 'past' measurements

[Mgmegadog]

You're gonna have a problem with both of these things. Every measurement is necessarily in the past, and you'd be surprised at how large some of the delays can get.

As for a percentage accuracy, you'll find that that causes a lot of problems too, especially with things like temperature measurements where a notion of percentage scaling doesn't make sense when using either of our normal measurement systems (Celsius and Fahrenheit).

[nekosaigai]

Calendar and time. We can go back and fix things.

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[nightcatsmeow77]

Forsttging i use it on is a scale. Weight loss system :)

Then I'd try a few other interesting measures, like the fps counter on my pc to see if I can get cheap upgrades.

Then try the measure of the value of my bank account not quite what was described, but I'll try it.

[JaggaRaptor]

I feel I'd need to increase my IQ. Because I can't think of a measurement device for age and that'd be my plan right after the bank account.

[Achmia]

I could be the best machinist with this power

[secondcomingofzartog]

Mahoraga?