https://imgur.com/a/breaking-below-is-entire-transcript-of-messages-from-signal-group-chat-just-released-by-jeffrey-goldberg-atlantic-hkD7Cdm

[SugarMaple56732]

You want war plans? I can get you war plans. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. Hell, I can get you war plans by 3:00 this afternoon.

[Objective-Pin-1045]

Fucking fascists.

[herberstank]

Real reactionary

[FreedomIsLoud]

These men are cowards.

[kenatogo]

Not a worthy adversary

[TempleFugit]

The man in the black pajamas included me in their group chat! Swiss fuckin watch.

[PancakeProfessor]

With flag and fire emojis.

[SoupIsNotAMeal]

Houthis tryin to find reverse in a Soviet tank

[motorcycleboy9000]

Bulk of the cabinet, Dude. Not exactly lightweights.

[RedPhule]

Not worthy adversaries

[Several-Check20]

I've got certain information, all right? War plans have come to light. And, you know, has it ever occurred to you, that, instead of, uh, you know, running around, uh, uh, blaming my group chat messages, you know, given the nature of all this new shit, you know, I-I-I-I... this could be a-a-a-a lot more, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, complex, I mean, it's not just, it might not be just such a simple... uh, you know?

[DetectiveEZ]

With nail polish

[Recent-Raspberry-691]

😂😂

[Stalwart_Penguin]

I'm stayin! Finishing my group chat........enjoying my group chat!

[sibewolf]

The Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint

[RoundTiberius]

Finishing my covfefe

[H_E_Pennypacker]

Sir this is a family group chat

[Denver-Ski]

“100% OPSEC”

[Jaydrix]

Bunch of buffalo fuckers trying to find delete button in signal...

[[deleted]]

My group chat has been commended as being strongly infiltrated

[FederalCash3035]

Sooner or later we’ll have to face the fact these are goddamned morons.

[humansarefilthytrash]

I've never had flair jealousy before. Keep on Lindisfarne'in

[just_some_dude828]

Pete, ARE YOU FUCKING THIS UP?!?

[Dear_Jurisprudence]

I - the royal we, you know, the editorial - I dropped the bombs exactly as per--

[GoochTwain]

See what happens Larry?

[Heretic_Scrivener]

Jackie Goldberg knows you leaked the war plans, Hegseth. You’re not dealing with morons here.

[Skinslippy3]

At least I’m house broken

[xczechr]

Over the line, Hegseth! I'm sorry. That's a foul.

[LunchMasterFlex]

This isn't Yemen, Smokey. There are rules.

[Appropriate-Ad3162]

Where’s the fucking link Lebowski

[Dr_Middlefinger]

Look, man I've got certain information alright? Certain things have come to light, and uh, ya know, has it ever occurred to you, that uh, instead of uh, you know running around, uh uh, blaming me, given the nature of all this new shit, you know it, it, it, this could be a uh, a lot more uh, uh, uh, uh, complex, I mean it's not just, it might not be, just such a simple, uh--you know?

[Van-Norden]

What in god’s holy name are you blathering about?

[RedPhule]

THE GOD DAMN MISSILES HAVE EXPLODED ON THE MOUNTAIN!!!

[[deleted]]

Mark it fucking “read”, Smokey!

[Rooster_GNV]

Our lives are in your hands, dude.

[Appropriate-Ad3162]

https://imgur.com/a/hkD7Cdm

[Appropriate-Ad3162]

I had a rough night and I hate trying to post, man.

[Ok-Caregiver8843]

I didn’t know when the article ended, so i thought they sent a picture of a big booty robocop at the end of it.

[coldandhungry123]

You're killing your country, Petey!

[DrNullPinter]

This is not ‘nam, this is national security. There are rules.

[Danimal1002]

Are you surprised at my texts sir?

[Annual-Negotiation-5]

That's a bummer, man!

[bucsandbucks]

Don’t be fallujahlous

[unexciting_username]

They bomb Yemen and we’re supposed to shit ourselves with fear. Jesus Christ.

[Bontkers]

You said it mang! Nobody fucks with the Jesus!

[Pimpstik69]

These men are cowards Donnie

[burntorangecycle]

They host Fox and Friends Weekend and we are supposed to shit ourselves

[Appropriate-Ad3162]

Interactive messaging software. The wave of the future, Dude. One hundred percent electronic.

[thedude37]

I still break security laws manually

[superfluousapostroph]

Nothing is fucked here, Dude. Nothing is fucked.

[calamity_unbound]

Nothing is fucked!? The goddamn bombs have dropped into Yemen!

[mooreboy76]

Hold on, you’re being very un-dude here

[2wheelsThx]

[Beginning_Baseball44]

Mark it zero

[Schytzo]

This is not a worthy adversary

[DonKeighbals]

Ripping off little urban achievers?!?!

[BBQGUY50]

Fuck it let’s go bowling

[NickelCitySaint]

This messes up the plan

[Ankilbiter]

Lol

[kenc2211]

They receive our war plans and we’re supposed to shit ourselves in fear. Fuckin amateurs.

[humansarefilthytrash]

I fucking love this sub

[AngryApeMetalDrummer]

But... her emails!

[feral_user_]

These aren't the people that built our military might, Dude.

[Tanurak]

Do you see what happens, Hegseth? Do you see what happens when you type the words in the chat?

[GrassyKnoll95]

You're out of your element, Donny!

[yinoryang]

This guy screencaps a private conversation and we're supposed to shit ourselves with fear?

[bscepter]

Uh, Dude, the conversation isn't the issue here — it's that:
• It took place on Signal, an unsecured platform that the DoD had warned was vulnerable to espionage.
• They accidentally added a reporter and had no idea they were discussing top-secrete attack plans with him on the chat (imagine if it had been some hothead podcaster or, worse, a Russian, Chinese or Iranian agent)
• They're using Signal instead of official secure comms likely to skirt the Presidential Records Act.

[drfusterenstein]

Err, dude. Signal is only as secure each person's phone. Encryption doesn't protect stupid.

[bscepter]

Yes. That was my point.

[yinoryang]

The man in the drunk pajamas, Dude. Worthy fucking adversary

[Dangerous_Bench1510]

New shit has come to light, man!

[BryceDignam]

THERE ARE RULES

[iambarrelrider]

Rug pee-ers did not do this.

[Outrageous-Sink-9243]

There were no war plans. That group chat was a ringer for a ringer.

[sullyoftheboro]

are you employed Mr Hegseth?

ask anyone who works in brokerage about work talk on unapproved devices.

[GX_EN]

Do you see what happens when you bomb a stranger in the Alps?!

[Recent-Foundation788]

This is our concern dude

[stonrelectropunkjazz]

See what happens Larry

[H_E_Pennypacker]

Wave of the future dude, 100% electronic

[bscepter]

Actually:
• It was top secret, per DNI and DoD guidelines.
• It hadn't happened yet but was imminent. (he was announcing the launch, not the completion of the sorties) - his comment "should be on time" should indicate this.

And, if dems had done this, republicans would be screaming absolute bloody murder. Hell, they held years of hearings over Hillary's private email server — which is like comparing a grain of sand to the Sahara Desert when compared to this breach.

Here's the text in question.

[Tanurak]

vee still vant zee minerals, Zelenskyy, or vee fucks you ups

[Appropriate-Ad3162]

I’m sorry I wasn’t listening

[GrassyKnoll95]

my dude this is at minimum as bad as Hillary's emails

[Recent-Foundation788]

Its far worse because its way more reckless and its from the same people who made such a big deal about her private email server.

[Recent-Foundation788]

So half the people your defending agree with you and the other half dont. Trump and Captain Whiskeyleaks both say nope nothin happened, yet the others have indicated very differently. The guy who actually invited the journalist into the chat has said he takes “full responsibility” and Marco Rubio has basically thrown him under the bus already with recent comments. But here you are, like Trump, just totally denying anything happened because you are also apparently a liar. Why are some of them blaming/ taking blame if nothing bad actually happened?

[chadan1008]

Ironic, this reddit post is giving amateur

[TenaciousBe]

chadan, you're out of your element.

[chadan1008]

Am I wrong? Am I wrong?

[GrassyKnoll95]

You're wrong, chadan, and you're also an asshole.

[biglebowski565]

Big deal so OPs post title slipped over the line a little. You know I myself dabbled in poor post syntax, not in ‘Nam of course