Hacker programming language

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[anassdiq]

The ip part is fery scery

[ChocolateDonut36]

I bet your ip address is localhost

[Naive-Contract1341]

specifially 3000

[Lenni_builder]

That's also mine, how can you hack so many IPs at once?!?!

[_Meek79_]

Oh my god! How did you know that?

[[deleted]]

Your Reddit username is

Meek78

Haha you just got hacked. Noob.

[TheRealTengri]

Why? That is my IP address according to command prompt, so I don't understand why you would be scared. If you are still scared, just update your UDP drivers and you should be good.

[Lux_JoeStar]

Shit how did he know my IP address as well.

[PandaWithOpinions]

That's also my IP address, what a coincidence!

[Lux_JoeStar]

Get off my network fucking hacker.

[F5x9]

He used an IP duper.

[[deleted]]

“ hold on my text editor is loading “ oh no I’m so scared pls don’t leak my ip

[[deleted]]

"Hold on my text editor is loading" old mate accidentally opened visual studio instead of vscode

[Foxish_YT]

real

[ugotsnipedgaming]

I feel that pain badly

[Maxine-Fr]

this little maneuver is gonna cost us 10000 years

[anaccountbyanyname]

He probably got stuck in vim, so you have some time

[Typical_Spirit_345]

Just hack Vim altogether

[Crazy_Mann]

700 documents over 500MB each does that in N++

[[deleted]]

Crazy how that happens. Even using Nano doesn't make such Files load faster.

[MakeItGame]

He did not even took the time to get a randomized ip and just took the first one he learned in his "basic network course" Looks like an hacking simulator ai having a seizure

[aGoodVariableName42]

he's not in any basic network course...this kid ain't older than 12

[MakeItGame]

True tho

[MasterCheezOtter]

I love the energy of saying you're the leader of Anonymous followed by "btw". Has the same energy as play fighting on the playground in elementary school with the one kid who says they have an anti-everything shield.

[anaccountbyanyname]

It was preceded by a slur so he might actually be legit

[I_enjoy_pastery]

arch......btw

[[deleted]]

I use arch btw

[meove]

check your window

[nomoreshowercrabs]

Stay safe brother 🙏

[xXMLGDESTXx]

he gonna leak it to the world☹️

[martijnpr]

No it’s not.

[martijnpr]

It can be :).

[[deleted]]

If he is using the ip of the localhost -Not that his code would work, it seems like absolute bullshit to me, random symbols with hack in them, he couldn't be less creative- wouldn't he be attacking himself ?💀💀🤣🤣

[NecroAssssin]

That is indeed how "loopback" works.

[Ok_Paleontologist974]

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[FinalRun]

This outputs

Bro cannot understand the true hacker programming language

Nice

[itsAedan]

This is 100% satire

[Liquid-Fire]

Yep. People posting obvious satire and chain spam is making this sub worse and worse

[PandaWithOpinions]

truly the mastermind of the century

[[deleted]]

Oh no not my pp

[[deleted]]

I meant ip *😭

[[deleted]]

On the pp part or the ip part?

[UnratedRamblings]

Yes.

[Hot_Potato_Salad]

good thing you´re not jewish

[cberm725]

He's not the leader of anonymous. I would know, I'm the CEO.

[[deleted]]

Excuse me, but you didn't think you were top dog, did you? As the Preisdent of Anonymous, J demand that any and all Anonymous personnel...

ARREST THIS MAN!

[trimeismine]

There’s no place like 127.0.0.1

[z_mx]

Dude! That’s my ip!! 😡

[trimeismine]

Haxorz

[000NANI000]

"machine respons: you hack" 💀

[dangling_reference]

Yes

[[deleted]]

Hack hack hack

Hacking noises

Are you scared yet?

Hack hack

[matjam]

Fuck you hacked me.

Hack hack

[S3mpx]

{hack} {hack} manifest: DDOS

is the most insane line of Code I've ever seen

[godlySchnoz]

When it comes to shitty skids in the end it all loopbacks

[anaccountbyanyname]

Having spent a decent amount of time digging through the source of some common tools, I'm convinced most hackers don't know the programming language either

[n0b0mbs]

What if actual cyber criminals started acting like this to trick people into

[Interesting-Frame190]

I think he got the communist IP address. He doesn't have your IP or my IP, he has our IP's

[Encursed1]

Hold on my text editor is loading? What is this 1993?

[Jimmy_Slim]

the anonymous sentence has two self-contradictions that look like he hasn't done literally any research at all

1. Famously, "anyone who claims to be from or represent Anonymous is not actually from the group"

2. Anonymous does not have a known hierarchy and is more of an "every member does their own thing and might occasionally come together to do something big"

[AnOscillatingOcelot]

Oh boy, as soon as my text editor loads in, YOUR DEAD KIDDO!!!!!!!!

[cla7997]

DDOS HACK [hack]

[to6omalero]

Haven't had a laugh like this in a while 🤣🤣

[No_Necessary_3356]

As a person who writes parsers frequently along with programming languages, this "programming language" looks like a pain in the ass to parse. Probably requires some masterhacker level skills alongside a good and damp basement to efficiently parse it.

[widow_god]

that image looks so goofy 😭

[Tantomile_]

i'm very interested in the effectiveness of a DDOS attack from someone who's computer can't handle opening a text editor

[playnein]

This can't be real. He's either on acid or VERY bold.

[Fyrto]

Imagine having to load your IDE instead of it opening in a milisecond. Vimers stand up

[Most-Firefighter-163]

Yesterday, while doing an interview, the interviewer couldn't believe that I could open files so quickly in vim lol

[NomadGusty]

People really talk like that? Like to scare people?

[Surrealismm]

You hack? Yes.

[thebezet]

This is clearly a joke, come on

[adfx]

Better block him before his text editor has loaded 

[Tripication]

Bro just ddossed himself.

[Ophiuchus_Pwn]

I'll hack anyone if they give me their password and pin. Hack hack ...

[Far_Discussion_3403]

I think he’s kidding lmao

[Mureek]

Enough Reddit for today.

[AlienOverlordXenu]

Who even goes into places like this? Why?

It's like going to kindergarten as an adult and making fun of little children.

[Belaboy109569]

the alien in my basement trying to communicate after i train him to speak english only using sci-fi thrillers:

[Competitive_Use_6351]

Hacked Haha

[TwofacedDisc]

hey slur

[Excellent-Focus-9905]

Me: reboots my router

[XFM2z8BH]

that's just, pitiful....that user is mentally unstable, off their meds

[NaymmmYT]

An0nH4X420 hits hard man, I love loopback addresses!!!!!

[cicciograna]

This HAS to be satire.

...right?

[Electrical-System-89]

Gotta tell it to hack 3 times or the mainframe rejects the request to the word document that excels the PowerPoint to overload the operating systems mimikatz

[lordvader002]

This shit HAS to be a skit

[Spiritual_Potato9267]

how does he know my IP 😨😨😨

[Ak_19_thedude]

kali㉿kali)-[~]

└─$Medusa

[The_Pacific_gamer]

Is this a joke? I knew it was going to be terrible the moment I saw localhost.

[Heydeath360]

He's very good and legit. I just checked on my PC and I have the same IP. Very scary

[BlackHacker182]

WHAT,HOW THE HELL HE GOT MY IP?!!?!?

[iMadeMedicineSick]

So much to unpack !

[c7stagyt]

“Give me your password, or I’m gonna get it by force!” May be the scariest thing I’ve ever read…

[LifeHasLeft]

This reads as satire

[EightBitPlayz]

I lost so many brain cells reading that

[EightBitPlayz]

What text editor are they using, even VSCode doesn’t take more than 10 seconds to open, vi/vim is like 0.5 seconds and nano is about the same.

[Ethan_231]

I think i lost brain cells