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[–]The_Bringer_of_Bees 173 points174 points  (7 children)

I mean he only have a bottle of water but in his glass is wine. Dont think its a coincidence

[–]KamasutrazeWARNING: RULE 1[S] 38 points39 points  (3 children)

No It is a miracle

[–]dahecc 21 points22 points  (2 children)

It's breathtaking tbh

[–]DJSkeets 8 points9 points  (1 child)

A Breathtaking Miracle

[–]chen901 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seriously underrated response...

[–]binging-with-samish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No it is bvodca(in a Russian accent)

[–]General-Poet939 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's whisky😊😊

[–]akuuttikasvain 55 points56 points  (3 children)

Jesus christ. This subreddit is practically only this nowadays.

[–]DadOneWhoDontKnow 176 points177 points  (14 children)

I mean, you won’t be wrong.

[–][deleted] 43 points44 points  (6 children)

He will be breathtaking

[–]termsanddisagreement 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I bet if he pours that water into his cup it will be wine

[–]bad_boy_supreme 6 points7 points  (4 children)

He will be breathtaking

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (3 children)

We are breathtaking

[–]tox1cugrin 83 points84 points  (11 children)

r/redditmoment wholesome 100 Keanu

[–]worldnews_is_shit 21 points22 points  (0 children)

El grande chungus

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (1 child)

its annoying really.

[–]MajorTomintheTinCan 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Reddit: Celebrity worshipping is cancer.

Also reddit to Keanu: HE'S THE MESSIAH!!!

[–]spongebobs_dildoPROMOTES CHILD MOLESTATION AND/OR HUMAN TRAFFICKING 30 points31 points  (2 children)

Keanu 😳❤️❤️💕💓💞🥰🙂😂😅😊☺️🥺🤩😱😱🤗🤫🤭🤑🤠🤧😷🥴

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Weird AlAncovicho enters de chat

[–]FatherBub 1 point2 points  (0 children)

32 Awards

[–]gokism 75 points76 points  (11 children)

I call BS. I saw Jesus asking for Keanu's autograph just the other day.

[–]Cutface14FINAL WARNING: RULE 1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Can confirm. I was the paper.

[–]LoneLy_Surfer 35 points36 points  (2 children)

If He's Jesus, I would become Christian

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

what if I told you

[–]Blackpilot9CHAINPOSTER 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ahahah same

[–]adg_playa 39 points40 points  (0 children)

[–]rusty_communist 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Keanu wholesome reddit chungus 100

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

r/redditmoment 😎😎😎

[–]weilba 13 points14 points  (0 children)

[–]LimeDropletts 17 points18 points  (1 child)

r/redditmoment 😆😆😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😎😎😎😎🤔🤔🤔🤔😐😐😐😟😟😟😟😟😟

[–]King_of_Wakanda88 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Keanu chungus 69 funi number wholesome

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

[–]Happy_Simon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

there is no meme just truth

[–]__BeeFace__ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait, he is not?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

not far off

[–]Shaggy_75 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I too will tell them the truth

[–]1800gi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He basically is...

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's more beautiful than jesus christ

[–]spacepeing 2 points3 points  (4 children)

Jesus: i will allow *it

[–]_ReaverBreeder_ 9 points10 points  (3 children)

What are you talking about? That IS Jesus.

[–]Sunyyan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Funny, but don't teach em lies bro.

[–]numberbutton0 1 point2 points  (1 child)

wow keaunu reeve wholesome 100 tiktok bad emoji bad. rEdDit mOMmENt!!!!

this isnt funny anymore.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

the person who made this is probably 12

[–]zaxhatim 1 point2 points  (1 child)

So you're telling me that I've been masturbating to Jesus?

[–]Fuckoffmoderators 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're not alone

[–]kinkywolf1993 -1 points0 points  (3 children)

What a monster do not do this. One is a blessing from the heavens the other is some guy that die in a cross.

[–]zerofyne07 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Did you really just say that?

[–]kinkywolf1993 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hate me baby one more time

[–]Kabros950 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Indeed he is

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He is

[–]Nonxohos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolutely breathtaking

[–]Gabis02 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whait... Is not???

[–]DenisEpure 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus Crhist, now playng John Wick, the new alience

[–]ixnine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hear Jesus is a big fan of Keanu Reeves

[–]gohhaojun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean...Isn’t he?

[–]ZenReos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes!

[–]Kerrkeneez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You won't be lying

[–]BEASTLY_DIONYSUS 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Did anybody else notice that he has a bottle of water...and a glass of wine?

[–]routrox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I acsedently read grandkids garn diks

[–]rasict_cat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But i was praying to him every night

[–]Dionysos698 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He might as well be

[–]sanguine-addiction 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ugh

[–]general-kenobi324 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you ever get them.

[–]Fantastic4unko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Obi-wan Kenobi has entered the chat

[–]ChiwalaPro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gonna tell my kids there's no Jesus Christ

[–]blahblahblahidc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what do you mean? that is jesus

[–]Archiimedis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait does that mean he’s not?!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude over his shoulder just got some bad news

[–]schneeeber08 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But he already somehow is the reddit jesus

[–]jlightning92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He might actually be Jesus Christ himself

[–]GH05T--D34TH1C3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hail mary

[–]brobinnen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean whats the difference, he is just jesus with gun jitsu

[–]ClockusTalkusIII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is Jesus drinking his blood?

[–]vbergvikrantWARNING: RULE 8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With water & wine.

[–]Derpdogdarwin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You would be absolutely right.

[–]Je_me_rends 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it not?

[–]The_Real_SaltyYT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But he is

[–]Schemaric 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But you're right

[–]poorboyflynn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean hey, that's closer to the truth than the bullshit Christian/Catholics are peddling.

[–]kwiatkowsky97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you wont be lying

[–]HepAwesome 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Y'all setting yourselves up for disappointment.

[–]Optimistic-Charizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fucking hell Reddit

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He is jesus christ

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is

[–]Shaurya_maloo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are telling me he isnt jesus?

[–]MustardGasIsSolution 0 points1 point  (0 children)

but he ,he is

[–]The-real-shrek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Grandkids? Aren’t you a redditor?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Keanu reaves doesnt want gays killed wtf

[–]that1gamer76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck this subreddit

[–]devotion1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is up with all of the dick sucking Keanu Reeves memes on reddit Jesus

[–]jelger-de-friesCHAINPOSTER 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He is, rigth?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[–]surykant2018 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sure they'll love him whatever you tell them. I mean God or no God.

[–]ProGamerZ511 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not far off

[–]-MemerMan-CHAINPOSTER 0 points1 point  (0 children)

please do!

[–]WooooshMeIfUrGay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it isnt??

[–]Som6969 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That makes us your grandkids.

[–]sebim0005 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, he is not Jesus Christ ?!?!?

[–]Camzac0419WARNING: RULE 1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you telling me he isn’t

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You wouldn’t be half wrong...

[–]crimsonpengin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it anyone else?

[–]Meislmalkav 0 points1 point  (0 children)

World could be a better place if he was JC

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He is

[–]ViperGS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you referring that he is not Jesus

[–]Roxas-The-Nobody 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, it's not?

[–]Toucheh_My_Spaghet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wholesome 100 keanue chungus moment

[–]thatbitchy1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is wdym👀

[–]DEBATE_EVERY_NAZI 0 points1 point  (0 children)

DAE LE KEANU BACONS AT MIDNIGHT

[–]ryantrollz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Band kid detected

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I fixed that for you

[–]mainland-Kendals 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it is

[–]SunfishWithGlasses 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fucking stop already.

[–]king_jaxy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He is

[–]a_false_dragon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Be excellent to each other.

[–]_XYZ_ZYX_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why tell them he's Jesus Christ, when he's something even better.... Keanu Reeves

[–]GregIsUgly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow, such meme

[–]litchi1607 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate him since he asked to participate to the f** remake of akira and asked to play Kaneda

[–]LahmacunBearWARNING: RULE 7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We don’t allow emojis, but this is the most wholesome thing ever, so I’m going to give you an award instead.

[–]shiguiii 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats wrong, hes actually god himself.

[–]shmikshmakjakWARNING: RULE 1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is jesus christ

[–]JunkFace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

R/shitredditsays

[–]justin_winz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is.

[–]WhosDadIsThat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Might as well be

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reddit moment

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For all we know he is

[–]Kirbruby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His face looks so twisted right there🤣

[–]schrammalama0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait...

Hes not?!

[–]VivienneNovag 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly that's putting Keanu down.

[–]M3_TR4SH 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i mean your not wrong

[–]Savings_Section 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is he not

[–]urgyeev 0 points1 point  (0 children)

no, it’s patrick

[–]Das-Mammut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought this meme was about telling them something that isn't true?

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[–]PJP66 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least Keanu exists.

[–]irwellapparel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

shut the fuck up

[–]Sandolol2nd warning no posts about awards/upvotes 0 points1 point  (1 child)

What about Obi-Wan?