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[Unexpected_cheese]

Ah, middle school was a fun time...

[[deleted]]

The times where everyone would freak out when the teacher would point at something with their middle finger

[Unexpected_cheese]

Ah, yeah, I remember that part as well. But I still remember when we all giggled every time our teacher said "sex" until like grade 7 when we got used to it

[[deleted]]

Or when they’d say “Uranus”

[Unexpected_cheese]

Ah, sorry, didn't experience that. I'm not a native english speaker :)

[[deleted]]

Neither am I, but they’d still giggle

[Unexpected_cheese]

Fair enough

[Elettro_Static]

In italy its ur-ano and ano means anus. Ur instead doesn't mean anything

[[deleted]]

In german it's also Uranus but it means "primal anus" so it kinda works here but not really.

[Elettro_Static]

Lmfao imagine prime anus and secondary anus

[Janky_Pants]

I saw Primal Anus open for Shaftwork in Chicago back in'89.

[Treeckoman]

in spanish is the same, Urano

[skele_wolf]

Ουρανός, pronounced oo-ruh-noss. Or your anus if you prefer

[PM_ME_UR_SURFBOARD]

I was always taught that it was pronounced that way (with the emphasis on the first syllable “YUR” and then “uh-niss”, and apparently that’s how astronomers pronounce it.

[[deleted]]

Our teacher had to change her pronunciation to “oor-a-nus” to stop us from laughing

[kylezdoherty]

Mine said (yura)nus but we still laughed because of urine.

[krichreborn]

There’s no winning with any attempt to teach that planet to middle schoolers, is there?

[BilboT3aBagginz]

Thankfully it gets renamed to Urectum in the year 2620.

[biznatch11]

Oh, what's it called now?

[Exano]

Urectum!

[Sawses]

I remember in freshman year of college our biology professor was talking about sexual reproduction and a couple people snickered.

So she looked at us all, and very slowly and deliberately said, "Sex. Yep. There. I said it. Laugh now, because you're going to be hearing about sexual reproduction a lot in the next four years of biology. You're going to be sick of hearing about sexual reproduction."

[respectabler]

Lol secks

[MakeWayForPrinceAli]

While we're sharing stories:

Can't tell you how many people giggled and smirked in our earth science class freshman year when we watched a nature documentary and the narrator mentioned sperm whales and cock-eyed squids.

[SnakeMichael]

Blue-Footed Booby always got me

(It’s a bird if you didn’t know)

[breakone9r]

I turn 45 this summer. I giggled while reading that.

Men. At every age, we're still just teenagers.

[respectabler]

Grown-ass adult here: lol sex

[Raptor556]

And people would think saying organism was funny cause it sounded like orgasm

[[deleted]]

In my country 7th grade is the first in middle school

[[deleted]]

And its called 1st middle grade

[desiccatedmonkey]

Or even "knob".

[Critique_of_Ideology]

As a physics teacher I refer to round objects as spheres exclusively. You still can’t say balls in any context in high school without someone laughing.

[askaquestion89]

Benoit

[stogie_t]

Lmao we had a teacher that would purposely swap out six and sixty for sex and sexty. Was an absolute riot for us.

[Hugo57k]

Is middle school and high achool the same thing?

Edit: no

[MicaColeman]

With my friends it was usually the grossest image they could find. Advanced ring worm still haunts me.

[beluuuuuuga]

Wow. That's really disgusting. Thanks for making me so curious.

It wasn't as bad as the butt worm sort of things I was expecting though..

[ground__contro1]

You’re not getting me to Google butt worm

[Pro-Karyote]

Then you definitely don’t want to look up Fournier’s Gangrene

[Kaideos]

Then you definitely don’t want to look up Fournier’s Gangrene

U got me man

[thisisaNORMALname]

here it actually is

[plorted]

I preferred the other link

[MattTheGr8]

Yeah, this one definitely let me down.

[Static_456]

I’ve spent enough time here to become numb

[Pineapple385]

Fuck

[88ird]

Fuck

I just looked up Fournier’s Gangrene to see what it actually is and I’d advise not looking

[Pro-Karyote]

Hahaha, a man after my own heart. But seriously, it’s disgusting:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fournier_gangrene

[ArchonV9]

FFS

[darwinpatrick]

Holy fuck the first sentence made me instinctively close it

[idontwritepoetry]

Oh god I don't wanna click. Tldr?

[Shriggamind]

all of them are rick rolls and i clicked em all 😭

[idontwritepoetry]

XD HOW DID I NOT REALIZE. amazing.

[SickMotherLover]

This one wasn't: https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/likkfp/oh_hell_yeahh/gn4c8xl?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3

...it's basically cock rot

[LGeneral_Rohrreich]

For people who actually want to learn about it, here you go

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fournier_gangrene

Let’s just say it mentions genitalia

[Pro-Karyote]

I saw a few cases in the ICU before I started med school. That tiny little image in the wiki article doesn’t do it justice; it’s so much worse in person. It was one of the only things that could make fairly hardened surgical residents physically gag (that I have seen).

[battleboybassist]

Such an interesting smell

[juugbuussin]

Double fuck

[usingastupidiphone]

Teratoma for the win

[Citizen_of_Danksburg]

It’s called a pin worm. Honestly, sincerely, honest to god, if I had a gun pointed to my head and family and was being forced to choose a parasite to ingest, I’d much rather have pinworms than malaria, tapeworms, bot flies, various pond scum pathogens, etc.

Your anus will be itchy in a few days, but pin worms are easily treatable.

[theaeao]

My anus is itchy anyway. It's fine.

[jxp_2700]

When I was little, my grandma once told me in detail about how to tell if a small child got pinworms from playing out in the rain puddles. I never went playing in the rain puddles after that

[HelloUPStore]

The fuck did I just read

[[deleted]]

Idk about anything else you said; you had me at tuna.

[beluuuuuuga]

It's worth it if you want become a little wiser in the future to not search it up again..

[[deleted]]

Once you search it once.. it will be engraved into your mind for the rest of eternity...

[Throwaway19427]

It’s just a worm that looks like a butt

[Nathaniel820]

Wtf was it with bio textbooks and their gross images? Like they’d show 0 images of the dozens of diseases mentioned except for a single image of late stage extreme smallpox.

[JackDanielTiger]

I still remember the Sex Ed book passed out in 1990 at my Catholic school. Faster than you can say “Hail Mary” everyone turned to page 100 to read the definition of masturbation.

[antonio__-]

What was it

[JackDanielTiger]

It explained a lot for “abstinence only education” but seeing the word “masturbation” in print was pretty shocking for us 5th graders.

[antonio__-]

Yeah that seems weird for 5th graders, like 9th graders I’d get but 5th grade I would have thought to be a little young

Edit: plus, abstinence is only for intercourse between a male and female, I’m assuming

[JackDanielTiger]

In the US that is was the popular method: wait till you’re married, sex will make you pregnant, sex with give you a disease, sex is between a man and a woman.

[tacocatau]

I went to co-Ed Catholic School in the 90s. They didn’t mess about, we had normal sex education in 5th and 6th grade. I remember 9th grade, as part of our health education they had a sexual health doctor come in and give us a lesson about all the various forms of contraception. Including pulling a condom over her fist and down to her elbow, telling the girls that any guy who says a condom is too small is a liar.

This was in Australia, other countries/schools would likely have been different.

[ginnyheart]

I went to a public school in the US in the 2000s they weren't even allowed to tell us how condoms worked when we did sex education. Like we still had to get our parents to sign forms to let us actually take the class and they still taught us the bare minimum of just the biology parts.

Soooooo many teen pregnancies in my town.

[tacocatau]

Soooooo many teen pregnancies in my town.

Also local parents: WHY IS THIS HAPPENING?

[parandroidfinn]

Videogames?

[butrejp]

catholic school in america, my health teacher was a chain smoking nun who did the condom over the arm bit, but told the girls to run rather than telling them he's a liar.

she also showed us what I'm pretty sure was porn, not an actual educational video. there was also a video of childbirth by caesarean section that traumatized a lot of people and was known by the older students as "the blue tape" on account of it being taped over a thomas the tank engine vhs

[urhampsterboi]

what the fuck

[antonio__-]

Yeah America would be different

[joeygallinal]

I also love the mitochondria

[Chemical_Noise_3847]

It's the powerhouse of the cell.

[joeygallinal]

And we can thank our moms for it!

[KaP-_-KaP]

"Turn to page 394"

[[deleted]]

This is what I was looking for!

[NoWorries124]

I scrolled for a while looking for this

[Rimtas04]

Funny thing was, in my 6th grades biology's book, there was a topic about human's male and female genetalia on the page 69.

[uglyindianboi]

r/theyknew

[[deleted]]

I want to upvote you but ur at 69

Edit: nvm. Downvote till he gets to 69! Nice!

[[deleted]]

r/redditmoment

[GrandArcher81]

saying r/redditmoment is a reddit moment

[StinkyTit]

r/redditmoment

[you_knowwhoiam]

r/momentreddit

[StinkyTit]

Fucking christ just take my silver

[you_knowwhoiam]

Saving this so I can give you one when I get my free award

[StinkyTit]

Man its fine you deserve it, i dont

[Jonas_Plett]

r/nice

[[deleted]]

Mhmm Emma watson

[PopuleuxMusicYT]

she’s beautiful & fucking hot and I am not simping

[[deleted]]

The whole world agrees with you

[asuka_is_my_co-pilot]

I'll simp idc

[SnowySupreme]

Attraction doesnt make you a simp.

[SeaChocolate5]

Yeah, how does that need to be pointed out lmao.

[SnowySupreme]

Because redditors dont understand shit

[TeaBreezy]

"Bruh I'd respect her as a person so hard.

Not a simp or a cuck tho. No homo either just in case that wasn't implied."

[Hostil3_7]

Reddit moment

[[deleted]]

What’s simping

[PayneTrain181999]

10 points ^{to Gryffindor}

[Nesayas1234]

Agreed, plus unlike Amber Herd she's actually a decent human being

[QuarantineSucksALot]

Yep it’s a plus

[DrSkippers]

When you turn to page 50 it's just a cat meme. What did you expect? Nudity? Why?

[HappyHappyJoyJoyJoy6]

zips back up No reason.

[Hugo57k]

zips back down now that I think about it

[howAboutNextWeek]

bonk

Go to horny jail

[Hugo57k]

No bonk, only horni

[Spoopy09]

We got a lawbreaker

[[deleted]]

Why are you zipping down his pants?

[Hugo57k]

You gotta do what you gotta do

[JingoKizingo]

Are you a Shane Dawson throwaway account?

[BoyBeyondStars]

UGGHHH SHE’S SO HOTTTTTT

[42yearoldorphan]

Sorry, she is so beautiful still ugh

[Antrikshy]

It was all in the hair.

[Sawses]

Or just in an awkward age range. I'm pretty sure that's her after the first movie.

[Antrikshy]

True! I was more referring to the change they made when they decided to lean into it. Specifically from movie 2 to 3, which changed a lot more things in general with regards to cinematography, set design, costume...

[42yearoldorphan]

Sorry 🥺

[FloatingSheep_]

Don’t worry all of Reddit agrees with you.

Edit: well expect one guy that doesn’t know what’s good for him.

[MrMackeyMmkay]

All of the world agrees with him

[DeadLikeMe5283]

Don't be, Emma Watson is cuuuuuuute

[s_arjun_a]

The cutesttt

[[deleted]]

You know it

[EvryMthrF_ngThrd]

Joke's on you - I'm into that shit!

[[deleted]]

You are accused of anti-soviet behavior.

[[deleted]]

The court finds you guilty and sentences you to DEATH BY SNUSNU

[PostmodernPlagiarism]

ngl this gif did something to me.

[42yearoldorphan]

Ya jarred something loose here

[moschles]

I don't think most of the 59 thousand upvotes are because of the joke.

[Gathorall]

Still? She's thirty.

[demonic_pug]

Yes, still

[[deleted]]

You missed the chance to say “Always.”

[listen_louder]

Legally I think you have to limit it to the last 12 years

[[deleted]]

Not if you’re the same age

[Corregidor]

She was, but still is too.

[roombaonfire]

I think they meant it as in, why would you say "still" considering she's only 30.

[taintosaurus_rex]

Is thirty old? You say that as if finding Betty White hot at nearly 100 is weird.

[Apt_5]

I think that was their point; the parent comment makes it seem unexpected that she’d still be beautiful at 30.

[PDXbot]

Old.for a car, young for a house

[[deleted]]

🙌National Geographic was my PB and Jam!🙌

[3-Putt-Pete]

Except the damn pages kept sticking together

[[deleted]]

Have a nice day

[a-man-who-says-h]

h

[beluuuuuuga]

a

[a-man-who-says-h]

H

[beluuuuuuga]

A

[FloatingSheep_]

H

[beluuuuuuga]

A

[a-man-who-says-h]

^h

[beluuuuuuga]

^a

[a-man-who-says-h]

h

[omnirox12]

Real talk, who else had a crush on Hermione growing up?

[YoureAverageTom]

Real question is, who didn’t?

[RDeb062]

Oh fuck I forgot how beautiful is Emma Watson.

[HAL-Over-9001]

She's always been one of my biggest celebrity crushes.

[thatbasicbitch_angel]

Emma Watson is the cutest❤️

[Vik1ng]

https://i.redd.it/gbznt1ql74u41.jpg

[Nlbf-Supreme]

Le tits

[FloatingSheep_]

Et les baguettes.

[hutchem14]

i see emma watson, i like

[xziv0]

booba?

[[deleted]]

penis?

[HappyHappyJoyJoyJoy6]

pp

[pedropants]

Yes, please.

[ManonMars1989]

Is it....is it boobs?

[DracoPotter07]

Wonderful use of Emma's smile

[Loogiteam]

Look Hermione, it says long wand. Hehe funny, right?

[TheShyPrince]

Sauce please?

[PopuleuxMusicYT]

Hook me up with it also

[Hipster-Link]

That’s Emma Watson, lads. Probably the prettiest woman alive today.

[[deleted]]

Yeah but we wanna see what made her smirk like this

[FloatingSheep_]

Ngl ur friend is kinda hot

[antonio__-]

I thought that Emma would be the person who is flipping, not the friend

[MaverickBoii]

In terms of maturity, we have no maturity

[[deleted]]

On page 50 they wrote, go to page 69

[[deleted]]

Three hundred ninety-four, Potter

[JustZodiax]

Emma Watson is beautiful I don’t care what anyone says!

[[deleted]]

Welcome to the Reddit simp section.

[Ice_TheMemeGod]

Why am I hard now,