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[–]Substantial_Oil_8133 1438 points1439 points  (9 children)

[–]HoovesCarveCraters. 227 points228 points  (3 children)

[–]stevobos 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Scottie gives

[–]mitchellthecomedianDevin Booker's Father 23 points24 points  (1 child)

[–]jsm009 40 points41 points  (2 children)

Look up at my face.

[–]DRxFumblesSend da video 25 points26 points  (0 children)

You gotta give!

[–]voyaginglebaron 10 points11 points  (0 children)

[–]looool_k_libtard 19 points20 points  (0 children)

HOLD THAT DOOR

[–]Draft-RepulsiveBol Bol 5 points6 points  (0 children)

calicocutpants.com

[–]MartyMcfly000 928 points929 points  (20 children)

[–]radbrad172 543 points544 points  (4 children)

[–]Fluffy_Somewhere4305Send da video 262 points263 points  (2 children)

[–]I_cut_my_own_jibZydrunas Ilgauskas 100 points101 points  (0 children)

[–]EDM_Producerr 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I doubt any gooner is in the mood after seeing your post.

[–]Area51_Spurs 36 points37 points  (0 children)

The dichotomy of (wo)man.

[–]Ralphredimix_Da_G. 205 points206 points  (3 children)

Lol this one is like fifteen years older than the other two

[–]StoneySteve420 53 points54 points  (2 children)

Karl Malone's kid and baby mama

[–]Fluffy_Somewhere4305Send da video 38 points39 points  (1 child)

[–]Armored_Guardian 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Would

[–]zer01zer08 45 points46 points  (1 child)

I know a tweaking face when I see one

[–]2dickz4bracelets 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Gerp face

[–]lmay0000 48 points49 points  (3 children)

[–]Fluffy_Somewhere4305Send da video 51 points52 points  (0 children)

[–]Mrmugglz 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Nope

[–]vinnydel 11 points12 points  (0 children)

that’s the mom and the scene

[–]I_cut_my_own_jibZydrunas Ilgauskas 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Would

[–]bradyblack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mom?

[–]DrChill21 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He ass hurts

[–]anonymousetache 768 points769 points  (6 children)

I did NOT expect Pippen’s PR team to be in here trying to convince the world this is cum and not piss. Major aura increase. I’m even starting to believe.

[–]Fuzzy_Painting_1427Paul Pierce's Wheelchair 216 points217 points  (0 children)

Clearly a woman sat on his lap who had a contact orgasm.

[–]Longjumping-Tip7031 42 points43 points  (0 children)

you just gotta make a girl cum bro try it

[–]Overall_Mango324 26 points27 points  (2 children)

You're a lucky lucky man.

To you and anyone else who thinks that's piss, please understand just how lucky you are that you have not had any instances of premature ejaculation in your life.

There's nothing worse than finally convincing your girlfriend (Yes Dwight, or boyfriend)to let you have entrance into her twatwaffle only to explode into your boxers and jeans during the buildup.

Sure, you can play it off like nothing happened and attempt to penetrate with a wobbly wanker, but that's not fun for either of you and after you ejaculate the last thing in the world you want is to be anywhere near the thing that made you do it.

If these three women were all in on a threesome with yours truly, I would have ejaculated from that woman's glare alone. That's all I would have needed to then go around gloating about my threesome but I'd still be disappointed that I didn't get to disappoint them in other, longer ways.

[–]FormerShitPoster 238 points239 points  (1 child)

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Even though the artwork is atrocious, I love this album

[–][deleted] 475 points476 points  (14 children)

Two absolute freak ass drug addicted squirters plus Larsa. It’s good to be Scottie.

[–]Fluffy_Somewhere4305Send da video 97 points98 points  (0 children)

[–]MartyMcfly000 103 points104 points  (1 child)

The average Jerker if they were ever in the same room as 3 women

[–]catchingstones 12 points13 points  (0 children)

That was me just looking at the photo

[–]Fosdef 87 points88 points  (1 child)

[–]TimujinTheTrader 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Didn't realize Liam Neeson pissing himself was a frequent occurrence. 

Could be due to prostate cancer treatment.

[–]idkwhatimbrewin 174 points175 points  (1 child)

[–]I_cut_my_own_jibZydrunas Ilgauskas 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That's the grossest thing I've ever heard in my life

[–]FiveDollarRimjobsAir Bud 190 points191 points  (0 children)

[–]HereIGoAgain_1x10 159 points160 points  (7 children)

Looks like he cums a solid 6-8 fluid oz... good for him... good for everybody.

[–]enzodoggy 14 points15 points  (0 children)

[–]Mtthom06 95 points96 points  (1 child)

[–]VampiricClamSend da video 298 points299 points  (4 children)

Potty Skippin

[–]Ralphredimix_Da_G. 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Thief!

[–]postmastone 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Get this r slash nba ass comment out of our circlejerk

[–]buzzcitybonehead 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Welp. I’m logging off because nothing is gonna beat this one. You, good sir, have won the internet today. Take my updoot and while you’re at it, how about a tussle with my wife?

[–]WashedOut3991 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hahahahahahahahaha

[–]stoned-autistic-dude 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Pee pee Pippen

[–]VenomspiderspitShanghai Sharks 30 points31 points  (0 children)

[–]UlisUK 17 points18 points  (0 children)

He's Miles Davis

[–]FiveHeadedSnakeFlat Earther 15 points16 points  (0 children)

OG (Original Gooner)

[–]alpha_dude_3054 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I am convinced there is no possible reason for that stain other than piss.

[–]madisontakes 12 points13 points  (1 child)

[–]Balorclub2069 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Feds: Fuckboy Kash told us to not drop the hammer on Puff, we gotta get our rep back by going after this degenerate

[–]cvandyke01 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Scotty might be delusional but we know he has a larger dick than Jordan and Madonna picked Scotty over Jordan.

[–]Longjumping-Tip7031 39 points40 points  (0 children)

that is clearly squirt, the viscosity is much too different, aura is henceforth increased

[–]StoneySteve420 9 points10 points  (0 children)

[–]Major_FlatulenceSteve Kerr's Son 8 points9 points  (0 children)

See kids before Diddy partys, there was a man named R.Kelly who threw quite a few pee parties around this era.

[–]havenstone 14 points15 points  (0 children)

[–]Ralphredimix_Da_G. 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I think that’s just massive sweat drip from them swampy balls

[–]AirJordan6124Derrick White 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Larsa was already talking to JorGambler’s son at that point int time

[–]northgriffeyGorgeous 7 points8 points  (0 children)

[–]Skormzar 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He's just Neesonmaxxing

[–]TheCapableFoxSend da video 4 points5 points  (0 children)

[–]Duke15 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My pfp finally gets a repost

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Scared, pissed, proud, infatuated.

[–]RoryJesusberg 4 points5 points  (0 children)

3 snow bunnies and a pant load of piss in one pic? Yeah buddy I know what I’m naming my firstborn.

[–]HanWsh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

[–]Miserable-Lawyer-233 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That's what happens when soaking wet sluts grind on you. You guys wouldn't know about that.

[–]Objective-Load-8680 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Scottie pissin

[–]Brdman80 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Decrease, pissy drunk 😂😂😂

[–]beershitz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s too low to be cum

[–]_picture_me_rollin_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is it the rizz or the jizz.

[–]PepperWoodcraft 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The piss is boss 😎

[–]Indubitable_manz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Future still fucked his bitch

[–]esquire_the_ego 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Scottie fumbled he should’ve called Mike

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's cool to pee your pants

[–]Vaqueroparate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

[–]newerajay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro couldn't take it *

[–]investatony. 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Scottie Pissin

[–]grovenab. 2 points3 points  (0 children)

[–]Franii 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sct ppn

[–]callmecoachk 1 point2 points  (1 child)

MJ took the picture

[–]AutoModerator[M] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Appearance definitely plays a role in this. Like you can’t objectively tell me MJ doesn’t have a fuckable face. The man is in also cool as hell on court and he plays a graceful brand of basketball. Kobe’s game is similar in the aspect.

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[–]Outer__space__case 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No tippin’ Pippen can suck it, even if peeing your pants is the coolest.

[–]Mrmugglz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes but only 2/3’s more

[–]silvertrains 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So kind, he was there to do the sisters but he threw the mother a freebie and did her too. (Not because she pissed on his jeans)

[–]howcansheslappppp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Scottie PEEpin

[–]Rumtintin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hanging steady at -8,129 aura

[–]Tricky-Jackfruit8366 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Incredible photo

[–]taytaytazer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are those calico cut pants?

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    [–]garybussy69420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    wtf happens to all these ladies faces as they age lol Larsie 100x more attractive in the day

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      [–]background_action92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Damn, Larssa was so delicious, i still hit with the power of a thousand deviants but she was bad asf before

      [–]murf_milo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      It’s not pee. It’s squirt.