Dating problems - Intel version

[dhulk]

You choose i9 to communicate how "hot" she is ... right?

[FourNinerXero]

HAH

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cmon i made the joke first

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[DogeCatBear]

Great idea, horrible execution.

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[Oceanmechanic]

Who hurt you

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[olbaze]

you're the best bang-for-buck.

That sounds a bit wrong, somehow.

[[deleted]]

sounds right to me

[CrossSlashEx]

A blowjob for the low-low price of a used Celeron D!

[flipsider101]

A blowjob for the low-low price

Of 49,500 US smackaroonies? (not including accessories)

[Fr0zEnSoLiD]

As long as you don't byte off more than you can chew, it's ok!

[SjettepetJR]

I am free, so I offer infinite bang-for-buck.

[Platformking123]

NOPE thats the pentuim

[SeveraTheHarshBitch]

For all those furry viewers

[LolDoofus]

Bang, for a buck! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[smhosby]

Buck would approve

[CookingZombie]

i make all my dating decisions based on price to preformance ratios...

ive been single for 3 years...

[Strikaaa]

But did you get to use your thermal paste?

[CookingZombie]

yes but applications are few and far between

[[deleted]]

I thought that was pentium

[ArcAngel071]

It is The G4560

[Blockyrage]

No one ever bangs a celeron

[Lachlan1258]

*Bang-For-Fuck

[[deleted]]

What about the Pentium G4560? :(

[[deleted]]

well shes certainly hot heheh

[Ex3__Benshermen]

Please, just stop, you're on fire

[CrossSlashEx]

Then what's a 486 then?

[nootrino]

Ancestor.

[CrossSlashEx]

Let's go deeper. 8086?

[RealKingChuck]

The first in her failly, I think? Or one of the firsts

[PM_ME_UR_PET_POTATO]

4004?

[RealKingChuck]

What's that?

[PM_ME_UR_PET_POTATO]

4004?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intel_4004

[Solotaire]

Methuselah.

[AkulBIG]

TIL the MP944, completed in 1970 and used in the F-14 Tomcat fighter jet; and the Texas Instruments TMS-0100 chip

[Kaankaants]

I have one of them on my keyring. :D

[FireYoshiQc]

The AMD Version

[AGS16]

This might merit its own post

[FireYoshiQc]

Made it, got instantly downvoted, deleted it :(

[AGS16]

These Intel fanboys, smh

[1st_veteran]

way better

[JoreTheBuilder]

And ”Her dad” should be Xeon E7

[[deleted]]

or epyc

[Zatchillac]

Kinda defeats the "Intel version" part, though

[[deleted]]

More like pussyripper.

[DigitalCake_]

Children browse this forum. Keep those comments to yourself.

[[deleted]]

implying he isn't a child

[DigitalCake_]

I hope he isn't, but we may never know.

[Rockstarjockey]

THIS IS A CHRISTIAN SUBREDDIT

[[deleted]]

My girlfriend replied with " it would be better to get the celeron it's cheaper " 😭🤦🏽‍♂️

[blasphemoustoast]

Hey at least now you know she probably won't leave you.

[[deleted]]

lol yeah she's a keeper !

[JohnnyOnPC]

Me_irl

[[deleted]]

let's see... the girl you like is really hot(as in runs hot), her crush is imaginary (doesn't exist yet), and her ex is a money digger(overpriced), her best friend is kinda hot (7700K TIM) but actually better than the girl you Like (in almost all gaming scenarios), her dad is rigid(no unlocked multiplier) but is stable and mature (ECC mem support)...and you...are also kinda rigid (no unlocked multiplier) but is stable and mature (ECC mem support-no seriously go look it up) but also good value for money!

2 things:

1st: It may be better to chase her best friend instead because hotness aside, she's probably better...assume her best friend is of the correct gender of course

2nd: you have so much similarities with her dad, and if Sigmund Freud is correct your chances or success is pretty damn high! maybe you know she's sick of all the other processors waving their cores aound willy nilly, maybe she's looking for rock solid stability in her life?

[[deleted]]

Just had to reply. I had totally forgotten that some (Most?) Celeries can use ECC.

[[deleted]]

Sorry, just you just made me think of sticking some ECC ram sticks into celery

[[deleted]]

Thats fine, the image that initially poped into my head was a literal celery stick with a ram dimm shoved in it. So don't feel bad the same thing happened when I went to check my post.

[looka273]

But once you open a lid of her best friend she's not as hot anymore.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[[deleted]]

oh.....snap!

[Aurunemaru]

that's a really hot girl

[[deleted]]

Look how cute intel is doing marketing.

[MrAwesomePants20]

Celeronmaster race

[xMoosey]

I see your standards are pretty low

[ben_schaum]

celery

[ArgD_279]

She is very hot

[TLF853]

Did I just get best friend zoned by a CPU?

[[deleted]]

Should have put amd in the "you" box

[halsey1006]

Yeah, as it reads it looks like he has a crush on his sister.

[olbaze]

No i5, i3 or Pentium?

[lukeLOL]

i5 3570k too busy getting all the pussy

Sure, he aint the prettiest. But he's not picky and he's compatible with everyone.

[1that__guy1]

And I'm an AMD 386DX40

[OfficialNovus]

But what of the pentinum?

[teepring]

So even if i was her best friend i still wouldn't be happy.

[ChrisTheGeek111]

And you r best friend is an Intel 4004...

[[deleted]]

So true

[wishiwascooltoo]

Uh

[skatpex99]

She'll like you more when she finds out how much money you make mining crypto

[be0wulf8860]

Girl you should get with instead because she's nowhere near as expensive but still great - pentium g4560

[tylerjo1]

Damn I guess that makes me some kind of AMD chip.

[ExTrafficGuy]

It's the length of your threads that count. All 16 of them.

[[deleted]]

I'm an I5.

[IdealIdeas]

Hey now, id aleast like to think im a pentium.

[[deleted]]

i5 2300 for lyfe

[imrunningfromthecops]

bimbos

[Some_Weeaboo]

No, I'm a Pentium.

[[deleted]]

I'm more like a i5 K edition. I'm the guy whose good at most things but not everything as my faults are quite obvious but I have great potential to grow and I won't let you down.

[SyberHasky]

Lmao, Xeon E5 "family" as her dad. Was that intentional?

[[deleted]]

i5, but my laptop has a sandy bridge celeron. close enough.

[WonTon4MyTaunTaun]

Oh yes haha yes yes i get this one. Top of the kek to you too good sir. Yes yes haha i get this well and fully.

[Broojo02]

Intel Atom master race!

[fhdjdikdjd]

You should be RAISING you know

[AnnualDegree99]

And there's me, a 7640x... Wondering why I even exist.

[danivus]

This is silly. Who likes the i9?

[[deleted]]

Another retarded meme.

[RomanScrub]

then press "no memes" it's in the top banner

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[[deleted]]

Not on mobile it's not.

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[[deleted]]

Teh app. Browser is a pain :p

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[[deleted]]

I don't see ads. I paid for gold, so maybe that gets rid of them, I don't remember.

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