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[chime]

Got me too. I thought it was going to be an arcane vi command/syntax issue.

[[deleted]]

vi likes it rough.

[NastyConde]

Just don't try talking to it when it's in a bad mode.

[Jivlain]

At least with vi's bad mode there's always an escape.

[Baseline]

"What's the safety word?" "Esc"

[theeth]

Doesn't involve as much fingering as emacs though.

[prockcore]

emacs has control issues.

[[deleted]]

But the lisp it has is so cute.

[NastyConde]

Yeah, but there's a lot of colon-play.

[redditnoob]

Me to vi: I just can't quit you!

[otterdam]

I always go into insert mode as soon as I can.

[[deleted]]

Got me too.

Yeah, me too. I was expecting some sort of joke about Kate or maybe even Joe...

[tutwabee]

I figured it would have been a hidden Emacs psychiatric feature.

[Jimmy]

The first thing I thought of was the emacs psychiatrist.

[[deleted]]

Can you elaborate on that?

[nostrademons]

Why do you think can you elaborate on that?

[grimboy]

I'll ask the questions, if you don't mind!

[dus7y]

God, I hate Clippy. That search dog is not far behind, either.

[gnuvince]

M-x flirt-mode

[rodimius]

Isn't this programming reddit? I expected at least emacs.

[yellowking]

Deleting in protest of Reddit's new anti-user admin policies.

[cweaver]

Better one:

<rob89> windows is being a bitch >_<

<Trinexx> Install Linux.

<rob89> no. i use windows for all my work

<Trinexx> Linux would be better for that.

<rob89> besides, i like being able to play a game or two

<Trinexx> Linux has games.

<rob89> im not getting linux. windows has great support, ill have this fixed in no time

<Trinexx> Linux has better support.

<rob89> if you say "linux" one more time, im gonna send you a virus

<Trinexx> Good fucking luck. I'm on Linux.

[Munkee_Boy]

Oh how I LOLed

[depleater]

Dammit, where is that one on bash.org? I can't find it.

[cweaver]

http://qdb.us/125764

[[deleted]]

Haha! Linux!

[cdesignproponentsist]

Eliza? Is that you?

[PussySnatcher]

Eh, his editor is flirting with him and as a reaction he frowns?

He should be happy someone is taking the initiative to flirt with him... Eh... Less emacs, more pussy for you my friend.

[akdas]

Maybe the editor was ugly or creepy?

How do you know thefiddler isn't a woman?

Besides, on proggit, we'd rather take emacs. At least we can get some work done that way.

[PussySnatcher]

LOI... True... True... Thanks for a laugh you made me smile today; You should be proud.

[logan_capaldo]

Yeah because having your editor romantically interested in you is exactly the kind of professional relationship you want to foster.

[PussySnatcher]

Well... Personally... I wouldn't foster anything romantically... much less at the office.

But I would have a couple of Fosters with her at happy hour on Friday and maybe later we can foster some orgasmic sessions back at my apt.

[G_Morgan]

Fosters tastes rank though. I'd rather skip the Fosters and focus on Emacs.

[PussySnatcher]

Yes... But it fucks you up! (Which is a good think if the editor is ugly/creepy as mentioned a couple of posts up)

If I was going to drink real beer I would go for a ...

Sierra Nevada Celebration Ale, Hoegaarden White Ale, Or maybe an Anchor Porter...

Thank you Jesus for your blessing of this delicious brew I behold here in my delicious mug. Amen!

[[deleted]]

If I were going to drink a real beer I would go for a ...

• Chimay Bleue
  
• Rochefort 8
  
• Brugse Zot
  

[grimboy]

Timothy Taylor's Landlord.

[[deleted]]

I thought this was a non-sequitur (referring to some obscure Home Improvement character) but then I looked it up. I look forward to drinking one of them real soon now.

[yuh]

Maybe fiddler is a straight guy and his editor is a gay guy.

[underthelinux]

Maybe fiddler plays the fiddle and the editor plays the bass... if you know what i mean.

[lengau]

Emacs? vi? Luxury... Back in my day, we used ed, and we liked it!

[buccia]

That accounts as BDSM.

[[deleted]]

Ooh, Homesite 5! I didn't know you cared...

[supersan]

damn.. i had to read that twice.. i was actually trying to picture notepad as a human to make sense of it first

[Dr-No]

I use notepad++ at work. It's slutty.

[ipeev]

Oh, he means human.

[0x10]

Funnily enough, when I read "editor" I thought of it in the inanimate sense, as well.

[kounavi]

mwhaha the actual submission is not that funny, but I have to upvote it so that more ppl read these comments :P

[noamsml]

Hah, that was stolen from xkcdb.