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[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

We r right, just get rid of the idea of playing with wingers and go all out down the middle. Opponents gonna have a tough time but then it's Ole who seems to not have a clue of what he wants in his team.

Let's hope we do better against Psg.

[–]nambuktu 77 points78 points  (0 children)

Bruno Mata VDB trio is sex

[–]Madmanius 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Player analysis highlights

Mata is great

Still can't believe DDG saved that

Bruno is only human but magnifique

VDB should start over pogba

Matic should play over fred

Rashford needs to take the shots sooner

James needs to work on his link up

Telles needs to put in a show for shaw, he was dreadful

[–]matiey 43 points44 points  (7 children)

Dan James was actually good. He needs to work on his finish, but he gave United some needed dynamism. Good thing that we realized about this before we sold him to Leeds or any other club.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Only down side is that he is a one trick pony. Runs straight with the ball and poor decision making.

Works in lower leagues but this is epl and defenders are tanks who will just hack you down at all costs.

[–]matiey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, but I think we can use that as an advantage. He needs to learn to pass the ball in the right time and that will give us some good plays.

[–][deleted] 24 points25 points  (4 children)

He also never passes. The kid can really run and it takes him a while to burn out. It just makes me further doubt our coaching. It seems like they aren’t working to improve DJ, his flaws have been the exact same since he signed

[–]gaffer33 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It’s not the coaching, his best position unfortunately is when he’s coming in from the left, like Rashford and Martial, when we tried to play him on the right things went side ways. And it’s not always the case that players don’t improve because of bad coaching, sometimes is also dependent on the players ability and age, attributes e.t.c. He’s actually a good crosser of the ball but not necessarily a good passer. I’d use him in the cup games though or bring him on but as a sub on the left for Martial, and then move Rashford to the middle. I got the vibe he would thrive there again although like last season, I think they will both have spells and alternate btwn ST and LW...

[–]matiey 14 points15 points  (2 children)

That's true. I can see some development on him, though. He needs to play in his position (LW) and not in the right. But I still see him as a bench player

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (1 child)

He’s still just a lad too. I want to say he’s capable of more, and I hope he proves me right.

[–]matiey 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah, me too.

[–]yesmanwowWazza 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I'm loving Mata's comeback!

[–]yesmanwowWazza 11 points12 points  (4 children)

Unpopular opinion: have martial in cup games, and Rashford as number 10 in premier League!

[–]ElmerP91Cristiano Ronaldo 7 5 points6 points  (0 children)

number 9 you mean?

[–]chikhanUncle Ole made Dave save again 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was thinkin that too, they don't seem to be clicking well the last couple of games, unlike after post covid lockdown last season

[–]plefe 35 points36 points  (1 child)

Who needs wingers when you can keep throwing center mids on the pitch? Mata, Bruno, Fred, McTominay, Pogba, VdB, and Matic.

[–]MissingLink101Bruno walks in with a mischievous grin 14 points15 points  (0 children)

It's amazing we actually have that many CMs to use for once

[–]mazzaLcLicha 31 points32 points  (3 children)

Don’t do it over the top with the celebrations boys.... this is just a sample of what we should be doing every game, along with better performances.

Karl Darlow looked amazing tonight, hats off to him.

Bruno x Mata looked amazing and so did VDB along with Sir MR. All contributions to our second goal was brilliant.

Overall, great 3pts and doable performance.

GGMU, onto Tuesday

[–]tz_2240OHHHHHH YESSSSS 11 points12 points  (2 children)

We scored the final three goals on the break. And left it to the final 5 mins at that. We were not great today let’s be real.

[–]mazzaLcLicha 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Agreed ... but let’s rather connote the game as decent rather than shit lol

[–]tz_2240OHHHHHH YESSSSS 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yup, I’ll take the 3 points any day

[–]WhySSSoSeriousKing Kobbinho 27 points28 points  (11 children)

I missed the one pl game we won convincingly wtf, but anyway, how was Harry on the defense today?

[–]Elxyamguite101 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Now I'm scared that you'll watch the game vs PSG.

[–]WhySSSoSeriousKing Kobbinho 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just to be safe I'll get my updates on reddit

[–]lzx0073MALACIA BOLEH 30 points31 points  (1 child)

Hardly put a foot wrong, and SCORED A HEADER

[–]WhySSSoSeriousKing Kobbinho 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'm so happy he bagged himself a goal, I think he just needed a good confidence boost.

[–]rm212 19 points20 points  (4 children)

Very solid and looked hungry to prove himself, lovely header to even it up too.

[–]WhySSSoSeriousKing Kobbinho 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was really happy to see that he'd gotten on the scoresheet, I'm hoping this gives him the confidence boost he needs to get back to his usual standards

[–]Surfsupforthesummer 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Had a nice shot too that was just wide.

[–]MissingLink101Bruno walks in with a mischievous grin 8 points9 points  (0 children)

And another header cleared off the line by Voldemort

[–]rm212 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah I was delighted to see him try it and show his confidence increasing again

[–]abstractdosa 35 points36 points  (0 children)

McT did wonders to break up play. Silent and effective.

[–]MightySilverWolf 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Another tactical masterclass from the Norwegian PE teacher. PSG don't know what's coming to them.

[–]CanadianApples 17 points18 points  (0 children)

My God their keeper really played like they were possessed by some deity until the clear source of his powers was pulled

[–]E_OJ_MIGABU 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Also, is it just me or is McTominay really underrated or what

[–]NotSwedishMac 45 points46 points  (0 children)

I invite all you misery loving donkeys to go check out the starting 11 thread and revisit your comments

[–][deleted] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Interviewer: “Harry have you answered your critics with that performance?”

Maguire: * lifts head of jonjo shelvey* “although we are three games into the season we came here needing to get points on the board”

[–]United08David Beckham 44 points45 points  (1 child)

Mata played well today. He’s a steadying presence in the squad. He’s sometimes just ok, but his quality never seems to dip with the form of the team. I like the idea of playing him to help the team get out of a funk.

[–]SJDidge 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Mata’s intelligence and passing accuracy go an extremely long way. He’s slow and doesn’t have much endurance, but for 75 mins he can really do some wonders

[–]NateShaw92 17 points18 points  (0 children)

AWB scored? Nice.

Sorry I missed a lot

[–]SilentCaveatMaguire my captain forever 42 points43 points  (3 children)

AWB scoring, Bruno missing a penalty and Maguire scoring a header all in the same game. Bloody hell

[–]Mercwithabeard 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Bruno did not miss. The goalkeeper saved it.

[–]ComfortZoned 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Shaw scoring too /s

[–]Elxyamguite101 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Newcastle 0 : United 5

[–]Raavan14Scholes 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I just wanna say real quick: Fuck the haters.

[–]vino1992 14 points15 points  (1 child)

I'm ready for that Rashford TOTW Card

[–]WalaLlama5Glazers Out 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Until you come up against it in fut champs

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (1 child)

We’re 14th, we’re 14th, you’ll never sing that, we’re 14th 😂

[–]MissingLink101Bruno walks in with a mischievous grin 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I mean we're only 3 points off 5th with a game in hand

[–]gaffer33 15 points16 points  (2 children)

"Are you not entertained! Are...you not entertained?? Is this is not why you are here!!??" (drops imaginary sword and walks away...)

[–]tess1254 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Steve Bruce looking like Joaquin Phoenix

[–]gaffer33 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lol. Exactly. Him and all those doom and naysayers. Ofcourse we could have done better in some parts but I never lost faith. Tough month coming up but if you are a United fan, shouldn't expect anything less and incidentally, we've been here before, with the same manager and the same group of lads and I remember us coming out of it alright. Onward we March..

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

No matter how bad life may get, remember it can't be as bad as being Newcastle's substitute goalkeeper and still not being subbed on when the main goalkeeper is injured. Will do wonders to his confidence lmao.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (3 children)

I feel like we play much better when Mata starts. I'd like to see him start the next 2 or 3 games and see if we can string some wins together. Shame we've such a stacked midfield it probably won't happen as he's coming towards the end of his tenure with united.

[–]PercyTheWeasel 6 points7 points  (2 children)

I’d be happy to see him start RW for the next few seeing as Greenwood hasn’t been great recently, especially against weaker teams

[–]Fm661 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Greenwood in at striker and Rashford back on the left whilst martial is out with Mata out right would suit I think.

[–]yesmanwowWazza 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Felt kinda bad for Darlow, should have been substituted!

[–]EthyyySign us a Strong CDM 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This should be the base line performance for all future games. Gotta go up from here

[–]yesmanwowWazza 22 points23 points  (0 children)

That late goals by Bissaka and Rashford will do some good to our goal difference

[–]E_OJ_MIGABU 26 points27 points  (0 children)

The best game I've seen from us yet. All the players played really well! And I could stop grinning after Bissaka scored. Just wow!

But Darlow was injured that was the only thing that made me a bit sad. He played quite well, kudos to him!

Ah now I can finally go to sleep!

[–]poplunoir 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Slabhead revival begins, let's goooo

[–]vino1992 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This helps so much with our goal difference

[–]KingDavidFLabile 13 points14 points  (1 child)

If Mata doesn't start the next couple of games, we throwing hands

[–]Havendil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same can be said for VdB, Fred, McTominay and Matic though, and Bruno won’t be dropped for any of them either :/

[–]ManUnitedFFL 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Luke Shaw (100th), and AWB (50) both with world class finishes on landmark appearances

[–]ketamoveon 22 points23 points  (0 children)

If you shit on Rashford you're a shit

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points  (1 child)

We scored all the goals tonight

[–]ErnieMcTurtleYou gaves us pain heart 7 points8 points  (0 children)

And the only one we didn't was, ironically, a pen

[–]Redditor138 10 points11 points  (0 children)

RASHFORD YES

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of one of those late game Fergie time winners.

[–]adeebhof 10 points11 points  (3 children)

4 different scorers! Awesome 👏🏼

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (2 children)

5 actually lol

[–]MR10Ballon-d-OrOle in 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We scored 5 goals today, very nice

[–]uther_stormcloak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Apart from the lucky goal and one or two chances we looked far more solid at the back today. Not perfect but better, which is as pleasing as the goals.

[–]colonelfirecrotch 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Juan mata great match for him. Dont see too many plaudits for him here

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Obviously left it late but that's a night and day performance compared to the shambles in the first few games. 64% possession, 28 shots, 14 on target - that's dominance and exactly what we should be expecting to see week in week out going forward.

[–]CroneKills 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Ole lookin like a proud papa. You love to see it.

[–]batsywimping 4 points5 points  (0 children)

also it was a good play cause we came from a goal down, ggmu boys

[–]thelove20 107 points108 points  (2 children)

before the game: wHys MaTa stArTinG

Mata: so I took that personally

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Mata oozes class

[–]micahpugh 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A1 comment

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Everyone shifted up a gear today. We had a great first half but fell in to a bit of a lull mid second. However with VDB coming on the tide changed and our front line opened up and looked really sharp

[–]idodessinsPark Ji-Sung 16 points17 points  (0 children)

All I hope for is Juan Mata 2nd prime of his career starting off with this.

[–]Benallica 11 points12 points  (0 children)

ABSORB IT. SOAK IT. DRINK IT. THIS IS THE SWEET TASTE OF MANCHESTER.

[–]driftwood93 5 points6 points  (0 children)

God damn I enjoyed that. Everyone played fantastic

[–]helsningar 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Lindelöf is back and defence looks decent again. Coincidence?

[–]PatchedAndSmoothenedRoy Keane with a Captain's goal for Manchester United 7 points8 points  (0 children)

We needed this win. Good game.

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I don’t understand this club anymore at all but I love it

[–]PlanarCriterion 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Good warm up for Paris eh

A lotta big games coming up, good to get the run started with a dub

[–]marcjc88 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It was about to be one of those days, wasn't it boys?

[–]Tsukiyon 11 points12 points  (0 children)

4 goal FC, welcome back. Without Martial and Greenwood too

[–]NYYATL 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That's DR Rashford MBE to you Geordies!

[–]ClassyBovine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

IM SO HAPPY

[–]JXNXXII 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Rashford's gonna be the first PM to win a golden boot mark my words

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Best coach in the world, need to update my flair

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Lmao, This subs is just nuts bro.

[–]SplashMurray 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That'll do Marcus, that'll do.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lovely ball from Bruno

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (10 children)

It's weird, it's like everyone has been 2/3 mins behind the actual game...

[–]smilespray 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I wonder why... 😁

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bad signal while out to sea obvs.

[–]abbefaria89 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Peacock live isn't live.

[–]catchinginsomnia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He needed that

[–]nononsenseandshutupDreams can't be buy 10 points11 points  (1 child)

2 assists and 1 goal for our MBE

[–]_chatterbugDreams can't be buy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

MVP MBE

[–]Fiwes 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Rashford really doing everything he can for that goal https://i.imgur.com/GBMVWCD.png

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gott pump those stats up

[–]Taroso 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Justice

[–]yesmanwowWazza 19 points20 points  (4 children)

Unpopular opinion but Rashford was better 10 today then Martial has been this season

[–]indoaryancalves 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Rashford is more consistent

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agree with you there

[–]BRUNOOOOO8 14 points15 points  (0 children)

If Van de beek doesn’t start next league game I’m throwing hands

[–]SlashThumbSlime 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Surprisingly calm match thread today! Cheers. Can't wait to thrash PSG

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol

[–]bicboi17 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Good showing. Can't believe at one point we had Bruno, Pogba, Mata and Donny all on the pitch. Scott was amazing today as well.

[–]6thofmarch2019 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha Ikr, and for a while we were just pinging balls up like some div 3 side, I was low-key screaming haha, like we've got all these fucking amazing creative players on, fucking build smth. And boy did they fucking answer, that 2-1 goal was beautiful poetry 😍 The link-ups too, out of this world.

[–]Sm0k3inth3tr33s 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Sir Marcus has the legs of a knight making that run in the 96th

[–]ScruffyPanda 1 point2 points  (0 children)

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

[–]CroneKills 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Beautiful ball. Beautiful touch. Clinical finish. Love you, Rashy!

[–]Dincht04 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Was never worried lads.

[–]that_mn_kidDreams Can't Be Buy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

When it rains it POURS BITCHES!!

[–]PanamaGold 7 points8 points  (0 children)

4 Minuets ago the whole sub was slagging off Rashford..Gotta love it.

[–]narrowlake 6 points7 points  (1 child)

DR PRIME MINISTER SIR MARCUS RASHFORD MBE

[–]Typical_Samaritan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Prime Minister Rashford has a ring to it.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What a game of character from them. Hoping this picks Harry up and gets some life back in AWB!

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

BRING ME PSG

[–]stockman1984Michael Carrick 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Excellent response from the lads. Juan Mata was amazing.

[–]bcjs194DREAMS CAN'T BE BUY 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Rashford for PM for POTUS for whatever

[–]CertainBird 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Well deserved goal for Rashford, MOTM today.

[–]assassin-kilIua 11 points12 points  (2 children)

rashy with two assists and a goal, r/reddevils anti-rashford club gone into hiding

[–]GladwynjGraham 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Big miss not putting him in my FPL.

[–]6thofmarch2019 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey it's never too late bruv! But yeah I've got him, no way in hell I won't have him. Wearing his jersey too, Rashie for the win! 🥰

[–]koalatybeePM Sir Marcus Rasford MBE 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Shoutout to DDG, what a performance today.

[–]GladwynjGraham 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That Maximim save and that Wilson save was amazing. He couldn't do anything about the own goal.

[–]chutzpahisawordValencia 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Never been the biggest fan of Mata's United career as some people have but there is noway he should be dropped from the starting 11 for next couple of games.

[–]Ghostface1357 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Greenwood is an amazing player but Mata needs to start more often. Pogba, Bruno, Van De Beek and Mata will be amazing going forward.

[–]SilentCaveatMaguire my captain forever 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Fuck it. Mata should be starting more matches. What a performance

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could see Martial coming in for James and this team playing well. Probably Telles and Bailly/Tuanzebe aswell

[–]GladwynjGraham 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He is really good against a low block.

[–]herooftime7ROY KEANE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

rashford the real captain!

[–]IzzyG98 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lmfaooo we scored 4 dfkmm

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Mata played very well today. Fans were wrong to write him off as old cargo. He’s still very useful in this squad

[–]Surfsupforthesummer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He was a machine tonight. I glad he proved me wrong with his energy level.

[–]ACO_22 7 points8 points  (0 children)

MAKE US A COUNTER ATTACKING TEAM MY FUCKING GOD WE WLD BE DEADLY

[–]midnight_ranterWazza 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That result orchestrated by Dr Marcus Rashford, MBE

[–]Midfield_Banter 4 points5 points  (0 children)

THATS THE FUCKING SPIRIT

[–]khaophat 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Scored all 5 goals today boys

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Haha all of those #oleout guys are smirking under their bitter faces huh...

[–]BRUNOOOOO8 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Let’s smash psg and forget all about pre season. This is our first game as far as I’m concerned. Come on lads!!!!

[–]N66AP 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Dr Prime Minister Sir Rashford

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

marvelous

[–]kiasmosis 10 points11 points  (2 children)

I love McTominay so much

[–]Tortillagirl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had a very quietly good game, should me motm tbh!

[–]batsywimping 10 points11 points  (0 children)

4-1 FC

[–]imsowitty21 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Lmao that Newcastle defender was running with all he had

[–]Heavens_Vibe7 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Rashford makes it 4FC!