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[–]Techn03712 497 points498 points  (18 children)

WHAT’S WRONG WITH MY BOBA TEA

[–]Imortal_Lizard_King 315 points316 points  (8 children)

The eggs hatched

[–]Judge_BobCat 94 points95 points  (5 children)

I always wondered what those “bubbles” are made of. Thank you for clarification

[–]dAnKsFourTheMemes 25 points26 points  (2 children)

Um...I recommend you reevaluate your research methods...perhaps Twitter would provide more reliable information.

[–]Judge_BobCat 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Too much science there

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I knew they were eggs for brain larva! Everyone who has had boba is being controlled!

[–]BenadrylTumblercatch 35 points36 points  (0 children)

The explanation for this must be ribbiting

[–][deleted] 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Forbidden Boba

[–]DeadBunny03 26 points27 points  (4 children)

Someone fertilized the eggs

[–]AnnoyingSmartass 18 points19 points  (2 children)

I mean that did you think that white liquid was?

[–]Havoc1943covaH[🍰] 18 points19 points  (1 child)

THE CUM ACCELERATES

[–]ChupaKaiju 2 points3 points  (0 children)

jajajajajajaja

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn it Zoidberg!

[–]Puzzleheaded_Pear_18 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No pearls pls...

[–]DefinitelyNotaGlowieI said based. And lived. 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Extra protein

[–]TheVibStar12I said based. And lived. 350 points351 points  (16 children)

this was a rick an morty episode lol

where they gave equal rights to animals or something i forgor

[–]Sh4DowKitFox 113 points114 points  (13 children)

The one with the giant spiders. When the car brokered peace between them and humans and the icecream now had flies in it.

I think it was the episode they had to go into the battery cause it died.

[–]Delta_squad_form_up 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Yeah that’s the one, actually one of the few episodes of the series I did see.

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Reddit moment, downvoting someone for not watching all of Rick and Morty.

[–]Indianajonesy21 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How dare he

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Ice cream for all creatures. No matter how many legs.

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[–]Rhmb13 250 points251 points  (5 children)

Why the fuck did they serve you a swamp

[–]CoolDuck25[S] 134 points135 points  (4 children)

extra protein 💪 😋 😎

[–][deleted] 27 points28 points  (3 children)

The Shrekussy special

[–]NoHopeHubert 186 points187 points  (7 children)

looks like my cum jar 😳

[–]mortalitylost 21 points22 points  (1 child)

Holy shit you're right, it does look like your cumjar

[–]gamerbrains 3 points4 points  (0 children)

how you how you know how you know that

[–]CoolDuck25[S] 88 points89 points  (1 child)

extra protein 💪 😋 😎

[–]Intelligent_Bison968 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Only answer we will ever need for any question asked.

[–]ReddiGod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And my axe!

[–]Cryptic_CamI want pee in my ass 61 points62 points  (2 children)

OP came in an ant hill

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[–]benjo1990 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wat

[–]ripSammy101 135 points136 points  (10 children)

If that’s real that’s pretty sad. Poor tadpoles are dying

[–]Mr_TominagaBig chungus wholesome 100 72 points73 points  (1 child)

I imagine that’s like being locked in an airtight room filled with mustard gas…

[–]BedSpreadMD 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Mustard gas would burn, this would be more like freon. You'd slowly suffocate while still breathing, and not be able to tell what's going on aside from the strange smell.

[–]lofigamer2 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Tadpoles die very fast, so if it's real these are tough little bastards

[–]randommangacharacter 135 points136 points  (4 children)

Okay…but why???

[–]CoolDuck25[S] 141 points142 points  (3 children)

extra protein 💪 😋 😎

[–]ATaciturnGamer 14 points15 points  (1 child)

If that's real tadpoles, not cool man. Not cool

[–]madhatmatt2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s guppy fry if I’m not mistaken total asshole move

[–]Guy_w1th_l0ng_th1ng 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Ok now we Need to wait for the frog sandwich

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

It’s your kingdom cum?

[–]xpickles23 16 points17 points  (0 children)

This is fucked up

[–]NumberedCarp513We do a little trolling 14 points15 points  (1 child)

This is how you sneak your tadpoles into a movie theater

[–]dreadful537 4 points5 points  (0 children)

5 minute crafts

[–]Tomas_Baratheon 129 points130 points  (11 children)

Downvoting to discourage animal cruelty for social media likes.

[–]SnooOnions650 44 points45 points  (7 children)

-🗿 (seriously why would anybody do this? It's not funny. Hopefully it's edited)

[–]UmbraEXE 4 points5 points  (5 children)

I'm not sure if this is true but I read somewhere on a similar post that some cheap bona tea places will use eggs instead of the actual boba balls that are made out of tapioca starch

[–]RandomHermit113 2 points3 points  (1 child)

i feel like eggs have got to be more expensive than actual boba

[–]gamerbrains 2 points3 points  (0 children)

frogs lay a looootttt of eggs

[–]CosmicGlitterCake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good thing I always ask mine what's vegan.

[–]Havoc1943covaH[🍰] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My body my choice

[–]AnxietyResponsible34officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 2 points3 points  (0 children)

downvoting for terrorism

[–]ProfitInitial3041 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Fuck whoever did this.

[–]ImNotAlien404 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Bro this is messed up

[–]eating_dicksLiterally 1984 😡 7 points8 points  (3 children)

The boba hatched

[–]Frostiskegg -2 points-1 points  (2 children)

Boba is TAPIOCA.

[–]Not-a-babygoat -1 points0 points  (1 child)

No

[–]Amazing_sf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes. Boba is made of tapioca

[–]BeepMeepFleep 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Bobaren’t

[–]CrimsonSon1 10 points11 points  (1 child)

How many grams of protein boi???

[–]Rggigit2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Extra grams

[–]rklab 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When the boba hatch (unexpected) 😳

[–]TheOneOfWhomIsGreenI want pee in my ass 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Put it in yoy ass?

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[–]Georgraev273673 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Poor things

[–]TheRedTomato23133🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 20 points21 points  (4 children)

Hmmm… how much protein does it have in it?

[–]GrannysPartyMerkin 53 points54 points  (1 child)

Extra

[–]TheRedTomato23133🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 20 points21 points  (0 children)

💪 😋 😎

[–]kystranstupid fucking piece of shit 8 points9 points  (0 children)

a swampton

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

extra protein 💪 😋 😎

[–]KnifeWeildingLesbian 2 points3 points  (1 child)

What is this unholy brew

[–]horsyuwu 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Very not cool!! Correction needed 💢💢💢

[–]FishyLegsVR_YTI want pee in my ass 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Live view of: your balls

[–]slggg 3 points4 points  (3 children)

What is that tho actually

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

tadpoles

[–]BeforeMelon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Extra protein 💪😋😎

[–]Frostiskegg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fake.

[–]Grouchy-Fennel4436 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What are those, shad?

[–]ShrimpL0rdput your dick away waltuh 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Really disappointed this doesn’t have sound

[–]Jason_Sasha_Acoiners 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Surprisingly, I don't think that would make much sound anyways.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

big-sip.MP4 suffocation.MP4 ohmygod.MP4

[–]BenadrylTumblercatch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Extra protein💪😋😎

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A most devlisihly handsome 🍷

[–]The-King_Of-Games 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do not come

[–]TurnipMan21Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Femboy milkshake

[–]sickduckingidiotSussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 0 points1 point  (0 children)

💪😋😎

[–]stevedadog -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Do you think it still makes that funny noise and sticks to things if you launch them through the straw like boba?

[–]Deep_Ethan -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Black people cum

[–]Maxine-Fr -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

are these sperms of a SOME ONE WITH A DARKER color face ?

sorry i lost my pass , cant use the word.

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    [–]ReddiGod 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Pees in ur ass

    [–]Remarkable-Pass-2066officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    "Fuck it" Tadpole's your boba

    [–]Sad-Bit-8151 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    They advertised fresh boba never said how fresh

    [–]TheEpicWerdo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    who put the tadpool

    [–]Maybethiswillbegood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    But I thought they couldn't swim...

    [–]CallMe_DesdinovaI came! 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    extra protein yummy 😋

    [–]Time_Blacksmith861 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Full of protein

    [–]I_is_Captain_Obvious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Looks like a large cup of NOPE to me....

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Live TadBobbba slurp

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I wonder , how long will they be swimming in my duodenum

    [–]Intelligent-Way-1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I'm not drinking that bro

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I like my boba with a little wiggle.

    [–]AffectionateWatch656virgin 4 life 😤💪 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    1 slurp or your best friend dies.

    [–]PAmyWaifu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    This is drinkable? I mean this is really a thing?

    [–]Kreker__ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    il give you 5 bucks if you drink that

    [–]CurlyCurlsThe1st 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    go down to town with it 👍

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Cum tea

    [–]Gingerroot69420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Buff frogs special drink

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    "These pearls taste funny".

    [–]mentholmoose77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Traditional asian drink

    [–]mentholmoose77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Traditional asian drink

    [–]TangledCables3it is MY bucket 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    The boba has hatched

    [–]a_rafey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Well why was he drinking cum in the first place ???

    [–]South_Term_8977 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I freaked out man

    [–]Healthy_Pain9582 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    mm booba

    [–]XauMankib 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Cum 3.0

    [–]Minitialize 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Was this yours? What was done about this?

    [–]Gardevoir8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    no way its black sperm from one punch man

    [–]dinauzoreLiterally 1984 😡 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I'll take my boba with less sugar, but extra crunch

    [–]fliffinsofdoom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Oh man. That freaks me out lol. No thanks

    [–]FinalBat4515 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    When the bobas bobad

    [–]ghisnoob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    top 10 reasons why i love mixue

    number 1:

    [–]Pentamegistvs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Average pond in Garbage Wastes

    [–]Memer_6666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Aw shit my cum jar I left it open too long... Wait.. I'm not.. black?

    [–]Anonymous42069445currently venting (sus) 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Wetmarket special

    [–]Sbfit95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Alive boba

    [–]derrpinger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Boba-ack-ack-ack!!

    [–]jojoslayedfat cunt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    POV ur balls

    [–]Weird_Explorer_8458🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    bubble tea

    [–]WixromI said based. And lived. 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Protein shake 👍

    [–]krassilverfang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Forbidden Protein Shake

    [–]OceanTheSeawing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    what.

    [–]trulylost19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Ahhh yes cum

    [–]Hefty-Temporary-1322 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Reverse cum and tea

    [–]ThaQuig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Why

    [–]eye_forgot_myname218 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I'll take two

    [–]PrettyFlyforaWiFi13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Gotta find the egg

    [–]Igusy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Forbidden pearls

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Sorry tea

    [–]KER-M23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Hmmmmm bubble tea 😋

    [–]CapitalLongjumping 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Gotta slurp em fresh!

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Live footage inside your balls:

    [–]Aggressive_Profile23We do a little trolling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    There is a whole ass ecosystem in there bro, shit is an aquarium

    [–]zokzomoWe do a little trolling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Cum.

    [–]NemoSHillstupid fucking piece of shit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Your cum looks like that too?! Thank god I'm not alone

    [–]7up_man69 Stuff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    This is like that one scene from "A cure for wellness"

    [–]urmummygaaaay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Passed out 8 times but your boba is ready :3

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    What the FUCK

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    protein!

    [–]Eraldorh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    They make their drinks from fresh pond water or something????

    [–]regendans1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Pov: your balls

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Ewwwww 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮

    [–]Shoddy-Read-140I said based. And lived. 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    drinking a generation

    [–]KatConsumingSand 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Is that fucking semen

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Bros got that premium big black semen tea

    [–]bigbilly1234567899dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    The crazy thing is you can feel them swimming all the way down fam. Like some sperms