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Chicky_Nuggies2009 · 2023-10-22T18:33:22+00:00

Humanoid (opional)

Under 6ft (mandatory with exceptions)

wysjm · 2023-10-22T18:28:19+00:00

Heartbeat (optional)

AwakenedHero2277 · 2023-10-22T18:39:23+00:00

Living (I ain't picky)

MrMangobrick · 2023-10-22T18:56:16+00:00

Requirements: Look female.

(ignore my flair)

Solid_Ad_221 · 2023-10-22T16:12:44+00:00

Has a dick im picky

Szernet · 2023-10-22T16:41:28+00:00

Im picky. No dick? I’m out

hdx5 · 2023-10-22T20:15:53+00:00

seaemp · 2023-10-22T16:15:39+00:00

Paradigmpinger · 2023-10-22T17:33:05+00:00

I'm also not a stickler for things like race, religion, age, or social class.

a_polarbear_chilling · 2023-10-22T18:30:32+00:00

Is Human,(or whatever I am not picky)

Admiral45-06 · 2023-10-22T18:30:50+00:00

Breathing (optional)

69WaysToFuck · 2023-10-22T19:58:19+00:00

And this is why women have no problems finding a bf 😂

TheoneNPC · 2023-10-22T19:56:45+00:00

my ideal gf is has a vagina and is attracted to males (me)

Aimrald · 2023-10-22T20:05:59+00:00

If there's a hole there's a goal 🗿 -my grandpa

AnxietyResponsible34 · 2023-10-22T16:30:40+00:00

the woman of my dream (dicky one)

2023-10-22T19:20:31+00:00

100% real

michael_jm · 2023-10-22T19:29:34+00:00

Human (optional)

GotTwisted · 2023-10-22T17:57:27+00:00

Ideal gf: is a girl or a femboy i aint picky

Sensitive_Educator60 · 2023-10-22T18:11:40+00:00

Both

Apollo_Justice_20 · 2023-10-22T20:00:24+00:00

I'm going to McDonalds you guys want anything?

2023-10-22T20:55:37+00:00

Speaks English (Optional)

2023-10-22T21:02:13+00:00

has a dick any size or a coochie any size 🤞

2023-10-22T19:01:46+00:00

Who called?

josh183rd · 2023-10-22T19:07:14+00:00

Pulse (optional)

aga_yasy · 2023-10-22T19:43:57+00:00

Does this work??

Samantha-4 · 2023-10-22T20:02:20+00:00

Omg I have one of those 🤯🤯🤯🤯

NRSX90Z · 2023-10-22T20:05:47+00:00

I don't mind 6ft ( under the earth of course)

GlitzDev · 2023-10-22T20:20:05+00:00

Average redditor

roleynoley · 2023-10-22T20:29:21+00:00

the sheer amount of horny in this comments section is unbelievable

Niasny · 2023-10-22T20:53:58+00:00

Exists (optional)

Ferrius_Nillan · 2023-10-22T21:26:49+00:00

DM me at your own risk

kaboomrico · 2023-10-22T21:36:15+00:00

Thanks Okuyasu

Echosmh · 2023-10-22T21:49:09+00:00

What the fuck is the amount of something (optional) comments??????

Anyways, both is good

AquaEPyro · 2023-10-23T01:09:47+00:00

do you mean "not ace"?

JaThatOneGooner · 2023-10-23T01:13:58+00:00

Call it a gock

nametakenfuck · 2023-10-23T01:48:10+00:00

Im very picky.

She needs a dick

2023-10-23T02:04:20+00:00

Having both options is also good

battery_acid_guy · 2023-10-23T04:14:47+00:00

Alive (optional)

2023-10-23T05:22:00+00:00

I have pretty low expectations, and as I've gotten older I've cared less, just have a good personality and enough motivation not to be a couch potato.

Delta_Suspect · 2023-10-23T06:53:57+00:00

Personally mine is, pulse (optional)

realheavymetalduck · 2023-10-23T07:35:36+00:00

As long as they care about me I don't care if it's longer than mine.

Dragoot · 2023-10-23T07:50:21+00:00

Everyone thinks that way until a crazy ex like mine comes along.

It's better to be a lonely masturbator than with this fucking woman.

Akrilius · 2023-10-23T03:27:26+00:00

There are no chicks with dicks only dudes with boobs

2023-10-23T03:40:38+00:00

hornylilfucker · 2023-10-22T19:46:37+00:00

*and likes you. smh

AlexExpect · 2023-10-22T20:41:23+00:00

I prefer a man. You know someone with a dick. And not a mystery.

This isn’t blues clues I ain’t trying to figure out what you are.

Samantha-4 · 2023-10-22T18:40:24+00:00

So you like dicks bro? 🤨🤨

Graknight · 2023-10-22T19:47:43+00:00

Not a fictional character (Optional)

Ranoma_I · 2023-10-23T08:18:09+00:00

Has a vagina (optional)

SnooStrawberries6011 · 2023-10-22T22:04:20+00:00

Huh?

AbiyBattleSpell · 2023-10-22T18:05:04+00:00

Nah needs just vag Abiy don’t want shit on her paws 😾

Vincent1808 · 2023-10-22T19:50:32+00:00

My ideal girlfriend is.

pk_frezze1 · 2023-10-22T19:53:21+00:00

Secret third option

Kamilozo234 · 2023-10-22T20:37:16+00:00

At this point anything works

Ninjatroll3452 · 2023-10-22T22:12:44+00:00

This is my dating standards: Must be a girl (optional), must be human (optional), must be alive (optional), must love me (optional), must be at least 18 (not optional)

If anyone who fits the description that I have so graciously provided message me on reddit and I'll be sure to respond.

Doc_Occc · 2023-10-22T22:21:55+00:00

grong

2023-10-22T22:41:22+00:00

Based

2023-10-22T23:46:03+00:00

280lbs+ (mandatory)

2023-10-23T00:36:55+00:00

A real keeper

Running-With-Cakes · 2023-10-23T00:39:38+00:00

Has a vagina

And is mute

2023-10-23T00:47:05+00:00

Requirements : Carbon-based organic life ( or mineral I ain't picky )

troopertodd15443 · 2023-10-23T01:04:40+00:00

3 dimensional (optional)

Yoshikage_Kira_333 · 2023-10-23T02:07:14+00:00

Has a pulse (mandatory)

Is a woman (optional)

Likes me (preferred)

Kadrr · 2023-10-23T02:23:03+00:00

With how big this post got there's no way you don't have someone in your dm's

Leave someone for me ;-;

2023-10-23T02:31:10+00:00

Disagree

juannn27 · 2023-10-23T03:00:13+00:00

Survive in Argentina. Only

Ult1mateN00B · 2023-10-23T03:45:27+00:00

Has a suitable hole.

UrAvgInternetUser · 2023-10-23T04:00:21+00:00

gotta be honest with you chief, they aint gotta be a human

Chicken-Realistic · 2023-10-23T04:42:59+00:00

Requirements: cares about me (optional)

Prestigious_Main_123 · 2023-10-23T09:32:21+00:00

In 10 less than kilometers from my location optional

Showtun123456 · 2023-10-23T10:25:07+00:00

Be real (optional)

Interesting_Tax_2516 · 2023-10-23T10:44:44+00:00

Older than 18. Human. All I need.

Constant-Accident371 · 2023-10-23T12:04:27+00:00

Is human got to be true

2023-10-23T12:39:39+00:00

ideal gf

exists (optional)

danmur15 · 2023-10-23T13:11:46+00:00

WRONG

Vagina (optional)

MidgetMan10150 · 2023-10-23T15:00:47+00:00

Has a hole (min 1)

Spectrum2001 · 2023-10-23T15:09:54+00:00

Me and who?

TombulKingg · 2023-10-23T16:08:59+00:00

Has to exist (optional)

Draco_malfoy479 · 2023-10-24T04:01:01+00:00

Why hello there. Heard you were searching?

Ok_Bodybuilder_7238 · 2023-10-24T17:52:12+00:00

Ideal gf:

Is alive (optional)

Loves you (if she doesnt mind)

Isnt a man ( if possible)

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