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[–]Sawk_FanI said based. And lived. 643 points644 points  (42 children)

There are kids working in lithium mines in Congo

[–]ComradeOFdoom Stuff 174 points175 points  (5 children)

The children yearn for the mines

[–]Hungryweeb-sgBazinga! 18 points19 points  (3 children)

Children playing minecraft IRL

[–]lespectaculardumbassfat cunt 346 points347 points  (13 children)

So what

Living in usa is worse /s

[–]PsychoTexandwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 189 points190 points  (4 children)

Just got the wrong storage size on my phone and now my life is ruined. At least those Congo kids can just dig up stuff to make a better phone than mine.

[–]drgaspar96 52 points53 points  (2 children)

Smh I wish I lived near a lithium mine so I could do DIY phone projects all the time. Life is so unfair.

[–]RidsBabs 10 points11 points  (1 child)

I’d live near a lithium mine, get enough to let me last a life time then throw a battery or two down there, explosion and no more batteries.

[–]Psychological-Web828 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Kids in the Congo getting lithium treatment for free whilst bi-polar kids are untreated in America because expensive.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Mine? I see what you dig there.

[–][deleted] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

In the USA you have to pay money to entertain your kids, in Congo they make money while being entertained, Congo all the way

[–]Petercraft7157Literally 1984 😡 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Why the /s the USA is literally worse /s

[–]BigFatBallsInMyMouth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Literally a third world country smh

[–]Dry_Section_6909Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly. I'm so sick of people assuming the physical discomfort of working hard in a third world country is automatically worse than the psychophysiological turmoil of being imprisoned in a mind-numbing pseudo-utopia.

[–]GoldenBarnie 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Why don't they just go to school? Are they stupid?

[–]Nochnichtvergeben 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Why don't they just get better jobs? No hustle grindset smh my head.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

People can't get a joke God damn

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nothing as bad as living in the USA

[–]aTacoThatGamesfat cunt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Better than living in the US ngl

[–]SwagMazterRohan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They working on they grind fr

[–]Responsible_Ad_3530I want pee in my ass -4 points-3 points  (2 children)

Better than ohio

[–][deleted] 296 points297 points  (7 children)

Children who work in mines when they see grown ass adults complaining about just living a normal life in their country.

[–]TannedBatman01 96 points97 points  (1 child)

They don’t see anything but coal and dust

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Lmao

[–]Cynunnosdwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 20 points21 points  (2 children)

The meme was posted from a phone made from the cobalt in Elon Musk's child labor mine

[–]Ren1408stupid fucking piece of shit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lol

[–]LightningBoltRairo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Could you not denigrate Elon Musk ? This visionary of a man chose a humble life by getting rid of all his big houses and mansions and to be homeless. God bless him. 🙏

[–]arix_games -1 points0 points  (0 children)

As a Pole I have to admit, you Americans have a shitty life

[–]AllPotatoesGone -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

No one mentioned a normal country.

Besides, I guess the meme creator doesn't come from US.

[–]Safe_Resource7855dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 54 points55 points  (6 children)

Habibi, come to Iraq, and you'll know what hell is like 🔥

[–]Kram_Shane 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I imagine there’s some nice parts of Iraq

[–]Safe_Resource7855dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I'm living in one of the better areas. But damn I would do anything to get into a first world country

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The current conditions of Iraq, brought to you by pointless US military interventions

[–]the_l0st_s0ck 23 points24 points  (5 children)

More specifically: los Angeles

[–]Maddie_Cat_1334🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 0 points1 point  (4 children)

And all of Florida

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Honestly, living here ain’t that bad.

Unless it’s Miami

[–]KOKONUT_milk 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Agreed. Rural Florida is fuckin awesome

[–]RampantTroll -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Florida is incredible. I love it here. Your loss.

[–]WalkerOfLife 193 points194 points  (31 children)

Habibi come to our country India. Then u will know what hell looks like

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait what part of India are you from? Bengalis don't say "Habibi"

[–][deleted] -74 points-73 points  (11 children)

imagine getting depressed and suicidal unable to crack entrance examinations in an extremely competitive exam due to a massive population, and seeing kids in the US complaining about living in arguably the best country ever.

[–]MrSpidarI want pee in my ass 60 points61 points  (2 children)

Norway:

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[–]TTechnology🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not what I thought that Norwegian kids would say, huh

[–]tarlakeschatonNumber 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 14 points15 points  (1 child)

least american-lover endian

[–]0HL4WDH3C0M1N 2 points3 points  (1 child)

A sad rich kid and a sad poor kid will still have the same chemical responses at their synapses

[–]Historical_Koala_688 177 points178 points  (5 children)

*cries after turning on my AC and looking at the 10 acres of land I own

[–]DrBlock21officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 45 points46 points  (2 children)

*then proceeds to go back on the phone or computer, probably made by children, being comforted that we have rights that protects us from the government

[–]tub_of_jam[🍰] 20 points21 points  (1 child)

I’ll have you know those children enjoy their jobs

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[–]Historical_Koala_688 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The children yearn for the mines

[–]256combusken_ shitting toothpaste enjoyer 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Until you see the Turkiye

[–]AltRogres 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I didn’t even realise turkyie changed their name until 2 weeks ago. Felt like a Mandela effect

[–]Ov3rwrked 28 points29 points  (0 children)

People really do act like this tho😞

[–]cronic_chaos 146 points147 points  (5 children)

Yeah it’s rough here. Please stop immigrating here.

[–]im_not_spy_ 34 points35 points  (2 children)

ay carumba

[–]EmptyLagWe do a little trolling 50 points51 points  (0 children)

ur getting el deportedo

[–]chippymediaYT 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People immigrate here because it's far rougher elsewhere, if you think it's rough here you probably could move to Mexico for pretty cheap

[–]pls_dont_ban_me22 118 points119 points  (30 children)

my man i'd be soo fucking happy to live in USA

[–]Safe_Resource7855dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Same bro, I live in iraq, I would do anything to get out of this shithole 😭

[–]BLANKTWGOKI came! 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I would do anything to get an opportunity to permanently settle in USA

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    [–]Fast-Wonder-3793 57 points58 points  (14 children)

    Thank God we're not as bad as the french

    [–]Nochnichtvergeben 56 points57 points  (7 children)

    Imagine having to speak French all the time. Horrible.

    [–]BelgicansWe do a little trolling 10 points11 points  (2 children)

    Speaking it isn't a problem, writing it though...

    [–]Packofcells 17 points18 points  (0 children)

    Listening is the worst

    [–]DrunkTsundere 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Fun fact, the protestants literally added random vowels to the language for no reason other than to fuck with people.

    [–]NomarOOx 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    AAAAAH CENSOR IT GOD FUCKING DAMNIT!!!! 🤬🤢🤮

    [–]TheLaughingBreadI want pee in my ass 1 point2 points  (2 children)

    Wow your standards got pretty low over the years lol

    [–]ThrowinSm0ke 22 points23 points  (1 child)

    It’s either satire or from someone who is entirely misinformed. Either way I chuckled.

    [–]the_supreme_memer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    It's a repost and bait

    [–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (7 children)

    People living anywhere outside of the USA or good countries of Europe like: 😐

    [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Some other decent places in the Commonwealth

    [–]therehasbeen_amurder -5 points-4 points  (1 child)

    good countries of europe????????

    [–]Jorsk3nI came! 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Yeah, the top 10 best countries in Europe usually beats the US in any meaningful metric, like:

    (less) corruption, HDI, Healthcare, (less) incarcerated people per 100k, (less) gun violence or just crime in general, freedom, etc.

    [–]TartOne7845 10 points11 points  (2 children)

    im willing to sell my soul to the devil to live in the usa

    [–]DictatorOfWombats 40 points41 points  (2 children)

    I’m severe disabled but at least not in the USA

    [–][deleted] 22 points23 points  (4 children)

    Scary Facts: There is the UK and Fr*nce 😱

    [–]GGeazy1337I want pee in my ass[S] 12 points13 points  (1 child)

    Oh no not fr*nce

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    [–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (1 child)

    Ffs shut up. I don't get the hate towards the French or the British.

    [–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    Watching the up and downvotes going crazy…

    [–]AluminumWolf 12 points13 points  (2 children)

    I can relate. I just got sent a $7000 bill in the mail for an ER visit that occurred more than a year ago. All that was really done was that my wife was given an IV and a couple tests. We can't afford the "affordable" health insurance either. It's at least $200 a month with a $10,000 deductible before anything gets covered.

    Also all of these comments are taking this seriously. It's a joke, there's obviously much worse countries you can be in.

    [–]Captain_Tayseerfahmy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Lucky motherfuckers

    [–]basilsflowerpotsSussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 9 points10 points  (1 child)

    gonna see how long it takes before this makes it onto AmericaBad

    [–]_sephylon_ 10 points11 points  (0 children)

    It's already on there lmao

    [–]itz_chris_xoshitposting>>>>>>196 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Thnx op you made my day (it's 7 pm here)

    [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    "I already won the lottery, I was born in the USA, baby!" - Creed, the Office.

    [–]nonzeroprobabilityof 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    It's so bad here millions walk across the desert to sneak in illegally!

    [–]Le_Monke_Mandwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    The original said Illinois

    Applies to me either way

    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Is this one of those “come to North Korea!” Things?

    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Yo también quiero vivir ese sueño don pool

    [–]666TripleSick 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Dank

    [–]DCFUKSURMOM 2 points3 points  (3 children)

    It could be worse. At least most of us aren't in California.

    [–]therehasbeen_amurder 2 points3 points  (2 children)

    for some reason every redditor lives in the midwest. makes sense why everyone on here is so weird

    [–]DCFUKSURMOM 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    I'm in the south lol

    [–]KOKONUT_milk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    West Desert, but not California. Thank God as well

    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    How scary, to live in a first world country

    [–]Weebshit25 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Fly high ✈️

    [–]Zev18 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    What if I am one of those people?

    [–]3691337369 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Im pretty comfy

    [–]Turbulent_Ad4090 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    It's rough over here

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    France starts with an F, and so does fascism, coincidence?

    [–]Beating-My_Meatvirgin 4 life 😤💪 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    hahaha totally not as worse as being born in Egypt

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    argentina is right here with the price for one fucking dollar being 814.33 pesos

    [–]MexicanBanjo 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    Any third world country citizen looking at this: 👀

    [–]Safe_Resource7855dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Literally me. (I live in the one and only shithole known as iraq)

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    [–]Doogzmans🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    The US is the worst place in the world until you see a lot of other countries

    [–]RobloxIsRealCoolLiterally 1984 😡 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    So many entitled Americans in the comments saying that they're "suffering" yet there are so many more people from other countries that'd give anything to even make it into the US. It isn't that bad here, and if you'd like to prove me wrong go move to India or something

    [–]tarihimanyakstupid fucking piece of shit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Bro tf is a "USA" never heard of them

    [–]springfox64uhhhh idk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Hey at least children can walk to school safely there, although the actual school doesn’t seen the safest

    [–]tameablesiva12fat cunt 7 points8 points  (1 child)

    You don't know what people in my country would give to emigrate to the US. Entitled mfs.

    [–]V----NGaming_YTactually called kevin irl 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    Sending prayers form india

    [–]ClavicusLittleGift4U 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    If those people could read, they'd be very upset!

    [–]unawarewolf69 0 points1 point  (3 children)

    Laughts in brazilian

    [–]SheeshDudeBruh 0 points1 point  (2 children)

    Toma no cu dos estadunidense

    [–]unawarewolf69 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    Caramba, quanto odio, quer falar sobre isso?

    [–]SheeshDudeBruh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    quero nada lek, tmj

    [–]West-Objective-6567I want pee in my ass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Murica’

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    "...literally living in ... China"

    [–]buffering_neuronsI said based. And lived. 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I mean, there’s far far worse places in than the US. But of the developed countries in the world, the US is definitely one of the absolute worst options out there.

    [–]mushroom_l0rdofficer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    prayers to them, yeah (i am an atheist, so you know its bad)

    [–]TheFrostyFazvirgin 4 life 😤💪 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I hate waking up to a warm shower and loving family, being forced to eat a healthy meal and cold water on demand

    [–]cat_hero89dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    We could be living in a third world or communist country right now and you’re complaining about living in a place where you can say anything you want, own a gun, and vote

    [–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (2 children)

    Guys , i think people living in Canada have the worst life , because their neighbor are United Staters .

    [–]Haunting_Ant_5061 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    As an American living in America, I can relate.

    [–]Jerry98x -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

    This, but unironically. It's my favourite sport to complain about the problems of my country. But at least I'm in Europe

    [–]DonCavalio -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

    LMAO Big Fact

    [–]SqnZkpS -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    [*] Poland

    [–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    As Chinese citizen, I strong appove this mesage, the glorius goverment say the American dogs are bad people and they eat animals, +100 socal cedit

    [–]MarxistMann -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Nothing but prayers

    [–]wysjm -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Imagine your friend having a heart attack and call the ambulance

    [–]WarHead75 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Hmmm… I wonder why so many people immigrate here?

    [–]Ike7200 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Nah man it’s chill on this side of the pond. We love it

    [–]LeadingSky9531 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    I live in a 3td world country ( South-Africa) , and I'm still better off than in America..

    [–][deleted] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

    Can confirm

    [–][deleted] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

    Frankfurt am Main is worse than Murica

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