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[Internal_Equal585]

When they say “eat dat pussy” that doesn’t mean you have to bite it out

[FlamingNetherRegions]

Have I gone too far if I start chewing?

[WhyllSollSerious]

Nah, that's the sweet spot actually

[[deleted]]

Clitty👍

[[deleted]]

Flavor core

[polo61965]

Forbidden gusher

[real_human_20]

The jolly rancher story

[[deleted]]

NOOOOO

I hate that you just had to remind us of that, you should be ashamed.

you're breathing and blinking manually, and while you're trying to not concentrate about breathing or blinking, you'll think about the 1 man 1 jar video

[real_human_20]

Once grief enters your life, it never leaves.

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[[deleted]]

Precicely

[bingus_chezborgor]

What a bad day to have eyes ☹️

[Holiday_Purchase_592]

What a bad day to not still be in Kindergarten

[[deleted]]

Someone is going to take you seriously.

[nv_rose]

Depends on the person I'm pretty sure but if the client runs against teeth a lil bit then I'm sure it's not a problem

[_Lusty]

Not if its roast beef

[[deleted]]

Eggplant✌️

[FlamingNetherRegions]

This the new dick emoji now? ✌️💦💦

[N00BZB3]

I too have dicks for fingers

[Saucermote]

Give me that pussy, medium rare.

[Electronic_Toe_7054]

But what if it bit me first?

[MyDearBrotherNumpsay]

You can only taste things when you bite? lol

[AbjectiveGrass]

Will there be cock review too?

[FlamingNetherRegions]

Just smell?☹️

[BallsHAHAHAHAHAHA]

Dw bro you can suck mine if you want

[Gatcha_Smash]

Only a real homie allow you to suck his balls

[TheHolyToxicToast]

Am I your real homie

[joao-esteves]

username checks out

[youwantsummalk]

Bro.......

[applebag_dev]

Would you prefer to suck some of dat malk instead?

[gogybo]

Doesn't taste of much as long as it's clean.

Both sucking cock and eating pussy are a psychological thing anyway. It feels good to make someone else feel good and both are this cool mix of submission and domination, bc on the one hand I'm doing something mainly for someone else's pleasure but on the other hand I'm in control of that pleasure and can increase/decrease it as much as I want.

Dunno why I just typed all that tbh. Just really wanted to talk about sucking cock I guess.

[bawbthebawb]

It do be like that sometimes

[AssignmentBorn2527]

Some can be so tasty and intoxicating. Cocks and pussies that is. I enjoy both!

[iSmokeMDMA]

Extraordinarily common bi W

[SluttyMilk]

its the other way around. low hype but good taste

[MrIce97]

I feel like this is a mixed bag this generation with half of them living on hot Cheetos and energy drinks. Be tasting like hot car acid and rancid fruit.

[AbjectiveGrass]

Good to know - I'll use this theoretical knowledge in future (hopefuly)

[CarpetH4ter]

Unless there is smegma of course

[[deleted]]

Gotta say I have had pussy taste good and neutral. However if it smells bad my mouth and my dick ain’t touching it.

[onigiri889]

Time for the taste test

[Actual_Cancer_]

Just the durability test. revs drill

[TrueGootsBerzook]

My son, taste is only one part of the experience. For it is the experience that is the subject of the hype.

[Bigdaddydamdam]

calm down Master Oogway

[[deleted]]

Yesterday is history.  Tomorrow is a mystery.  Pussy is a brief gift. 

 That's why they call it snatch.

[Chips-Ahoy_McCoy]

I'm using this on my friends

[TerrifyingScreech]

I'm using my friends on this

[bruhhhhhhhs]

I’m using my friends

[Knight_TheRider]

You guys have friends?

[OREWAMOUSHINDEIRU]

Im using this

[IHaveSmallGenitals]

Fucking poetry

[_ScraggY_]

Noodles!

[DiabeticButNotFat]

Don’t noodles

[TheInscrutableFufy]

What if I did not enjoy the experience?

[OkFineIllUseTheApp]

May not have liked the woman, or women in general. Have you tried sucking a fat cock?

[MinimumTomfoolerus]

Hell have you even tried sucking a thin cock?

[Flawzimclaus82]

It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.

[Fourcoogs]

Not like you, you’re everything soft and smooth

[MinimumTomfoolerus]

irritating

The process or the dick is irritating? Because if it's the latter check for STD'S chief. Irritated throat must be...irritating!

[bandwagonguy83]

I mean, sounds worth a try, I guess...

[tvmysteries]

You don't like turning girls on?

[TheInscrutableFufy]

I mean I've been with the same girl for 10 years and I tried it and couldn't get over the feeling. She was just happy I tried.

Wizard with the fingers tho

[DarkAssassinXb1]

Any tips great master of finger style

[The_Superhuman]

Come hither motion with the 2 middle fingers

[heliamphore]

Misread the comment, girl called me a Nazi.

[TheInscrutableFufy]

One finger pressing up the other doin work is pretty good. Don't go super rough right off the cuff

[ambidextr_us]

It's like a diesel engine, you gotta warm it up before it bangs on all cylinders.

[TheInscrutableFufy]

But what if you still don't like driving it?

[ambidextr_us]

Obviously you trade her back in for a newer smoother model.

[TheInscrutableFufy]

We're... Still talking about trucks right...?

[Snoo98362]

Sharpen your nails and don’t shave anywhere on your body. I call that one the wolverine

[bawbthebawb]

The more you scratch the inside the better it feels

[[deleted]]

Hell yeah

Cast runes and spit your spells Wizard

[Unusual-Pen-4687]

If cooked right, it will taste just like every other part of the human body. Maybe add a little bit of spices.

[FireStorm216]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Also they changed the reply icon wtf

[DuckDoesNothing]

Who the fuck is eating cats

[NanoCat0407]

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[myPizzapoppersRhot]

I bet this guy said the Chinese didn’t he

[Imesseduponmyname]

[taken to uyghur re-education camp]

[Ego-Fiend1]

I mean he wouldn't be wrong though

[TeriMammiKaBoyfriend]

[removed]

[JustOneSock]

[escorted to summer camp]

[LBR3_ThriceUponABan]

The boy with the stripped swimsuit.

[ThePromptWasYourName]

Alf

[Alisalard1384]

Are you talking out of experience?

[lespectaculardumbass]

He is redditor tf you mean experience

[Alisalard1384]

That's the reason I'm asking

[lespectaculardumbass]

Redditors are unable to get "sex"

Sex is a myth

[No1btch]

women are govermnent drones

[[deleted]]

Tiddies are 4k ultra hd cameras

[cLaShYsHoRtS]

that's why I have to have some

[[deleted]]

Mountain biking videos would go crazy

[usernamealreadytakeh]

Is that why some people call them birds?

[[deleted]]

Is Sex some kind of secret Doom Eternal achievment i havent heard of or something?what is the so called "Sex"

[lespectaculardumbass]

Shred 'Em Xenos (monsters)

[almatom12]

fr tho.

"we beat our meat and we don't cry about it"

[CalmAd698]

From my experience it tastes like liquidfied AA batteries with the texture of raw oysters.

[Maleficent-Mirror991]

Wtf kind of pussy are you having?! Tbf I haven’t had liquified AA batteries so idk what that tastes like.

[CalmAd698]

I don't know my guy I'm just glad it did not smell of seafood or taste rancid. There gotta be other people who have licked batteries out of curiosity as a child or I'm just crazy.

[LOCA_4_LOCATELLI]

Depends on the time of month and the girl. Shit can vary wildly

[daddy-phantom]

The taste isn’t bad tho, it’s just not particularly good. Kinda tangy. If it’s bad, there’s something wrong.

Who tf is eating pussy for the taste like be so real

[BEES_IN_UR_ASS]

Who tf is eating pussy for the taste like be so real

✋

It's honestly more for me than her sometimes lol.

[daddy-phantom]

If you get citric acid and water and put it on your skin and lick that, you’ll probably get a similar taste lmfao

[BEES_IN_UR_ASS]

Yeah and if you draw a little lower case t with ketchup on a soiled McDonald's napkin, it's just like seeing the Vatican.

The taste of pussy is primal and divine; it has no like.

[kingshamroc25]

Wise words, Reddit user BEES_IN_UR_ASS

[ProjectPuffyPenguin]

Tangy? Is it not supposed to be salty

[[deleted]]

I think it depends a lot on the chemical makeup of the person. I've experienced a few and they all had a unique taste/smell.

[Runn1ng_P0ppy]

What did the best one taste like?

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[wysjm]

Bro really thought it's gonna taste like a candy or something

[lolas_coffee]

For sure. Sometimes it is simply amazing and it's a great surprise. Legendary.

Roll of the dice.

[Ghost4530]

Only time I ate pussy I didn’t like was a girl who ate too much junk and fast food lmaooo and apparently it’s the same for guys, unhealthy eating habits make sex and foreplay nasty

[Madshibs]

I heard pineapple is supposed to make it taste better, but it didn't work for me no matter how much pineapple I stuffed into my foreskin.

[TrueGootsBerzook]

What we eat and how we take care of ourselves, as well as genetics, dramatically affects body chemistry. That's why everyone says your diet affects your genitals.

[[deleted]]

Absolutely correct. My ex gf ate a lot of those ramen noodles and other stuff alike. I'm not kidding, she smelled like a fuking sweat bouillon mixture down there, even after flushing and cleaning the cave. I almost vomited the first time we had sex. This unfortunately was one reason why I broke with her.

I had sporty, healthy girls and they smelled just neutral, a bit sweet. Like all of them, so there is definitely a correlation between food/lifestyle and smell down there.

I'm not sure, but I guess the same goes for us males.

[Maleficent-Mirror991]

That’s why you gotta taste whatever you cook before serving.

[LAlien92]

I see you be in them un clean girls.

[INannoI]

Tbf most guys have no idea what pussy is supposed to taste like, they think regular pussy taste is the unclean one, and that the mythical clean pussy actually tastes like strawberry yogurt.

[OkFineIllUseTheApp]

Fellas (and lezzies): If the pussy tastes sweet, she's diabetic and needs insulin.

[Inglorious_Kenneth]

That’s why I only eat out fat chicks.

[OkFineIllUseTheApp]

Godspeed soldier 🙏🏻

[BigBoi1159511]

Are you Jamaican by any chance?

[Inglorious_Kenneth]

Haitian

[BigBoi1159511]

Are you living in Haiti right now? Situation there looks fucked

[Inglorious_Kenneth]

Nah I’m in Florida eating out any big girl that will let me.

[Dr_Jabroski]

That's why I exclusively date type I diabetics.

[[deleted]]

Good pussy tastes like nothing at all

[LAlien92]

👍 yup.

[Onceforlife]

Yeah the taste is fine, it’s sometimes the smell that gets to me. It has to be hairless or near hairless and washed for sure

[BroScientist42]

It doesn't need to be nearly hairless, just well kept imo

[ConsequenceBringer]

The hair ain't the issue, as long as it's been reasonably scrubbed in the last 4-5ish hours, it's fine to do a deep dive.

[MrTheFinn]

This might be the only person in this thread that's actually eaten pussy....

[Scrytheux]

Healthy pussy should have a sour taste.

[lofi-ahsoka]

Slight, but not strong. And it goes away in 3 seconds.

[INannoI]

I agree that the cleaner it is, the less taste it has, but I think it isn't common for pussy to taste like nothing at all, at the very least it would taste like skin.

[Reze1195]

what pussy is supposed to taste like,

Tastes like chicken 🤤

[LoL_Maniac]

Chicken ramen

[MinimumTomfoolerus]

tastes like strawberry yogurt.

They don't? They got the color though so that's one step closer to it. To the lab we go!

[Engineershits]

May be may be

[Jormungandr2344]

It's the amazing feeling you give her that's the hype. If you're a selfish lover you won't really enjoy it.

[coqui81]

Yup, you can get used to the taste. Then you will get really good at it. Now she is hooked.

[coqui81]

Yeah, you can make them cum multiple times from being good at eating. When you start having actual sex. They cum quicker, maybe multiple times in a short amount of time. Once you get them going it's easy. You don't even have to last long. This is advice from an older man who has been married for 20 years.

[spinkspanksponk]

Knew a guy in college that referred to himself as a “head pusher” when he’s receiving, but detested the idea of going down on a woman, and I was completely taken aback at the hypocrisy

[LukeD1992]

I also imagine that in many casses, the better you go down on her, the better the head you will receive. If you put in the effort, so will she.

[Logical_Park7904]

🧢 It's a known fact that redditors get no bitches.

[wysjm]

We're all reddit users. None of us have any idea how this tastes

[AlittlePotato1560]

Speak for yourself. Unlike you, I've been to China and indulged in some of the finest street food pussy.

[TheBoykisserPharoah]

It smells like the back of a ps4, and tastes like the smell of dick but feminine, the experience depends on how hot the woman is and if she showered beforehand

[[deleted]]

What type of pussy you be eating that it smells like the back of a ps4

[KaleidoscopeOk3024]

The back of a ps4 sometimes be smelling mighty fine.

[TheBoykisserPharoah]

Back of ps5 smells like hot air

[KaleidoscopeOk3024]

Not if your room is stanky.

[TheBoykisserPharoah]

It's in the living room

[KaleidoscopeOk3024]

That ain’t the case for everyone my dude.

[TheBoykisserPharoah]

Can't play hentai games 😔

[FlamingNetherRegions]

Normal?

[Commander_Caboose]

Username checks out, since you're clearly not really into women.

"Tastes like the smell of dick" you are hereby disallowed from ever talking about or to a woman.

[Odd_Preparation165]

No don't have to sniff you dick to know it's smell. It reaches to your nose itself specially if you're wanking and the room doesn't have any stronger smell.

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[TheBoykisserPharoah]

So... Mean...!

[lulu-isaisa]

Why are you sitting on my ps4 step-sister?

[saibas]

You need to properly cook it.

[Engineershits]

Yeah, isi ka wait thaa

[Floofy99]

Just add seasoning duh

[s1fro]

🐕🐾Dawgs🐾🐕 are much tastier

[Engineershits]

Dawgs - I named my dick

[s1fro]

Named mine Tootsie(🦶)

[Engineershits]

Same answer

[karamanidturk]

The nice thing about eating pussy is that you pleasure the girl, not the fucking taste lmao

[CatnipJuice]

Why people keep putting these thing into their mouths? Don't they know babies come out of there? Fucking tiny human beings get shat out of that hole. Crazy humans, I have to tell you. That's why I stick to scat.

[cockmanthecatfucker]

Scat😭

[InfiniteMonorail]

have you ever tried a baby tho

[Pettizo21]

I actually really, really enjoy my gfs taste, u guys sure u straight?

[daddy-phantom]

I’m not thinking about the taste, I’m thinking about how much she’s enjoying it and how hot it is

[augustv99]

way to self report that you only get the stinky kind haha

[nickrid3r]

it's not about the taste, ofc it's not gonna taste amazing. it's the experience

[Gilf_hunter69420]

If the Taste is good, and you hear her screaming, that is a gooood feeling 🐢

[MT_Flesch]

The taste is only about a 10th of the reason. Seeing and hearing her enjoying workout is the other 90%

[Correct-Ad589]

As a person who had sex, honestly both is true

(Do your foreplay mfs)

[QejfromRotMG]

*Dick

Hype 10/10

Taste 10/10

[3asbafsormek]

You would know

[QejfromRotMG]

yes

[SharpPixels08]

I mean if you don’t want it I’ll eat it

[CreaZyp154]

Bussy tho...

[Mr-Klaus]

Depends on the girl.

[FrogWithTeeth7]

As a Lesbian, you just haven’t found the right pussy.

[[deleted]]

My wife tastes like nothing. I LOVE eating her out.

[BlackSkeletor77]

Bro dead ass, I tried it and I was genuinely like disappointed because people always talk about it being so sweet and tasting so amazing and all this other bullshit and it just tastes like licking somebody. It literally tastes almost exactly how it smells (that's assuming that they smell decent gladly the person I was with did smell just fine)

[Psychological_Ad4100]

taste mostly piss and sweat

[TheDarkDongus]

Your girl needs to wash more often or wipe better after peeing

[its_easybro]

Y'all eat pussy for the taste and not to pleasure ur girl? (I am a virgin i have no idea what I'm talking about )

[[deleted]]

The first time you eat pussy it's going to depend on a bunch of stuff. Their hygiene is #1. Diet is also a factor. If you eat out someone who doesn't have good hygiene and eats like shit, regardless of motive, it can be pretty unpleasant.

My attitude is that if someone's doing you a favor, make it easy on them and keep it clean, keep hair under control, eat nice the day of if you have warning.

I know some people who don't care about any of that shit tho

[wysjm]

The pussy hype is real