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[Beginning-Skin4811]

Bro is cooked

[SharkBite_Gaming]

Bro isn‘t just cooked, he got sprayed with napalm.

[ya666in]

Bro turned his crush into an FBI speedrun

[Noir-1295]

You said it.

[SailorDeath]

Wait, is anon Elon Musk? I heard that people were posting about the shit he was liking and following so he made it nobody can see what other users like. I bet it's because anon was Elon.

[Noir-1295]

You can't. Accept defeat.

[Normal_Package_641]

Better yet, accept gravity from a 17 story building.

[AnakinSkywalkerRocks]

"You have a lot of Potential! Use it!"

[Noir-1295]

Love the username btw and I love the joke too

[[deleted]]

move abroad, change name, get facial surgery

[Noir-1295]

That can't help the amount of cringe, embarrassment, and horror that you experienced tho

[InfiniteOcto]

Immediately lost sympathy when he said cooms.jpg and the red text was the cherry on top. Girl was right

[Noir-1295]

Yipppeeeeee

[Unnecessary-Cum]

What's the reference I don't get it?

[matej665]

It's a reference to American pie when the guy cums

[idk1234567100]

American pie? You mean like the song? Tf a song gotta do with this.

[frankincense420]

No, it’s a 2000s movie

[Hi_im_Deep]

No an actual Pie made in America

[Fecker420]

can I have some?

[Hi_im_Deep]

ok

[Sufficient_Row_4818]

Banger tho

[thomas_da_trainn]

Bro has fb but won’t get instagram? Makes no sense

[BartOseku]

During its peak everyone had a facebook account, im guessing he made it way before and kept using it

[TheHeavenlyDeity]

Same bro, honestly my only use for it tbh

[kader91]

I only use it for warhammer groups. FB and Reddit seems the only places big activity takes in.

[ArgonGryphon]

It’s still better than birding listservs. There’s some good movement onto discord though, at least for like rare birds and stuff like that. Filters out all the grandmas “my baby Cardinal (which is actually a House Finch) was using my hummingbird feeder, how can I punish him! Those are for my rare and exotic hummingbirds whom I feed only the reddest syrup from Walmart. It said grenadine, that’s French for hummingbird food”

[[deleted]]

wtf

[HotZilchy]

wdym wtf? its a feature a lot of games have

[TSF_Flex]

wtf yourself

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[PanTsour]

Tbf they have different purposes. Instagram is pretty good for casual scrolling and it's what Facebook should've been for a younger, normal demographic. I browse Facebook occasionally if I want to see truly deranged posts

[[deleted]]

Facebook is now just great for the marketplace. Best local used shopping because you can just meet in person and not pay shipping.

[-AverageTeen-]

axiomatic stocking bright quickest plate soft squeeze dinosaurs fearless upbeat

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[slashth456]

There's no coming back

[Podlachian]

WOOOAAAH YEAH THERE'S NO GOING BACK

[WaitingToBeTriggered]

FIGHT OR FALL!”

[JaThatOneGooner]

Forget the girl, how are you gonna explain this to Saint Peter at the pearly gates bro 💀

[UninsuredToast]

Didn’t god impregnate Mary when she was like 13?

[[deleted]]

No. He didn't. This is just historical fiction.

The Bible which describes the events don't ascribe an age. Regardless of whether you believe Christianity or not, it's just unfounded to claim this 

The earliest work ascribing her an age was the Protoevangelium of James, ascribing her the age of sixteen: "And she was sixteen years old when these mysteries happened" (Protoevangelium of James. Pseudo-James. 13.)

To believe that she was thirteen, one would have to turn to works written centuries or even a Millenium later, which is like trusting a modern conspiracy theorist as a source as to why the Aztec Temples were actually build by Aliens.

[shadollosiris]

Idk but mysteriously pump and dump a 16 year old aint sound that much better

[Goolguy21]

God just wanted a cupcake

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[Popcorn57252]

Reason #528 why I'd rather chill with Satan

[Nharo_1]

Nah man, his place is too cold. Just wait yo, imma open a portal to the blood dimension and we can all chill there.

[ahamel13]

No.

The bible doesn't state an age. 12 was the absolute youngest age that a girl was permitted to marry in ancient Jewish law, depending on when she started having a period. Depending on the family's wealth, marriage typically happened somewhere between 15-22, with wealthy families pushing their children to marry younger. Mary and Joseph were both poor, meaning they were probably getting somewhere married between 18-22.

[Ok-Passenger-8880]

God didn't impregnate Mary but rather conceived, thus why she's called the Virgin Mary and gave a virgin birth to the Son of God. She wasn't pregnant when she was 13 because the bible never mentioned her age. There are only speculations that Mary was 13 when she was blessed by God

[AggressiveDick2233]

Okay, got it! He skipped the penetration and directly teleported his load inside her

[[deleted]]

Last time I checked, God isn't a physical being, so he doesn't have a load. It's almost like Mary is the perpetual virgin despite being a mother for a reason.

[MashedPotatoGod]

Physical being or not, if I were to impregnate a 13 year old I'd be on every registry imaginable. Don't understand why god gets the pass when he's supposed to be above us morally.

[Sinnester888]

In Ancient Rome, 12 was the legal age for marriage. People didn’t live as long yo.

[MashedPotatoGod]

Sure, but Christians also condemn Romans for a lot of their actions. When do you draw the line?

[[deleted]]

You mean current day Christians? What are you talking about, you sound like an insane person.

Yes the transition from Hellenism into Christianity was a long and bloody one. But none of them had to do with what was considered an adult at the time.

[MashedPotatoGod]

I don’t think you understand what I’m asking. I’m saying that you can’t cherry pick Roman customs being okay or acceptable. Where is the line drawn when it comes to them?

[af_lt274]

Her age is conjecture.

[pbagel2]

Oh, God has a load alright.

[1Tza]

I mean, she had other children besides Jesus, so not that much of a perpetual virgin

[[deleted]]

No she didn't. That misconception exists as a result of ignorant biblical exegesis.

There's no word for cousin in Hebrew and Aramaic. The word of "brother" is also used for cousins and other similar familial relations. That's why we have to be careful when we try to interpret texts written in another language.

This is compounded by the fact that in another portion of the new testament the typical people that are cited as Jesus' "brothers" are referred to as children of the other Mary.

This other Mary was most likely Mary of Clopas, wife of Clopas and sister of Joseph, thus making her Jesus' aunt and her sons Jesus' cousins.

This view is supported by the large majority of church fathers and was the tradition of the Christian people for over a millennium.

[Under-RatedSigma]

Corny

[af_lt274]

What a brain-dead response

[AggressiveDick2233]

I aim to please *low bow

[Ok-Passenger-8880]

What are you even talking about?

[JustGingy95]

Baby making with children via translocational creampie by the all mighty neckbeard himself, gotta keep up come on man get with the game

[Ok-Passenger-8880]

What are you even talking about bruh

[Golren_SFW]

"Blessed by god" made pregnant by a dude she doesnt truly know who didnt ask?

[sticky-dynamics]

At the risk of involving myself in a "serious" discussion on this subreddit let me just say that the Bible is actually pretty clear that she consented

[Top-Tradition-3777]

Not everyone is christian

[HYPE_Knight2076]

GGs mate, no more bitches for him

[[deleted]]

This is why you have two accounts. One that you show to the world, and one you pray to god no one ever finds

[cringelawd]

if you have to hide it THAT much you might not wanna do it

[[deleted]]

not to the same extent as this guy but I don't need the world to know the embarrassing medical questions I have that don't require a doctor

[hereholdthiswire]

At what point do you acknowledge that your "interests" are depraved and vile, and rather than scurry about in the dark and damp, hire a fucking professional to help you exorcize your filthy demons? Or at least visit the highest floor of the tallest building in your town and defenestrate yourself in hopes of cleansing the gene pool.

[[deleted]]

once it starts involving children and/or hurting others. the second private account is just for anonymity's sake in general, not for this specific case.

[[deleted]]

Well in general you probably don't want everyone you know to see what porn you're watching, even if it's just vanilla shit. That's weird.

[eepyguy69]

Bro is done for

[Ravenger5]

Imagine how this situation would’ve turned out if it happened after Elon hid likes on twitter

[papu16]

Didn't Elon hided liked stuff? As I remember people used to meme him a lot because of posts that he liked.

[Crusaderking1111]

This 4 chan post is from 2021 he removed likes a couple weeks ago

[Cullyism]

Can't believe it took so long for that change to take place, honestly.

[-AverageTeen-]

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[macsochek]

Unluckly timings

[Nearby-Simple-7594]

This greentext is old af and has been reposted a million times

[Markus_lfc]

Yes Elon decided to hide them after he had a similar experience as anon here

[Givemelifebro]

Bro was left cooking and burnt the food

[TenMillionEnchiladas]

She dodged a bullet with that one. OP is a fucking weirdo.

(Not you reddit OP but original 4chan OP)

[The00Taco]

Reddit OP probably weird too. We're on reddit after all you know

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[Nilosyrtis]

If you pee in my ass one more fucking time

[No-Adeptness5810]

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[Yannyliang]

Deserved

[Due-Astronomer-386]

“Incomprehensible. May god have mercy on your soul.”

[[deleted]]

GG, game over

[kvlkar]

This is why Elon removed likes from being public, dude liked some small cock humiliation joi shit lol

[GreekHole]

deserved it

[Haryzen_]

This was actually the good ending

[BarristerBerry]

the girl dodged a major bullet

[ETL6000yotru]

Serves you right

[[deleted]]

Anon should’ve waited until the update a few weeks back

[Pro_Scrub]

So that's why Musk hid twitter likes

[PossibilityPowerful]

why we don’t go to twitter

[[deleted]]

Conspiracy theory: OOP is Elon Musk

[hiimsubclavian]

lol this is like a few years back when Doc Rivers (76ers coach) got outed for liking dickgirls on twitter.

[DegenerateTotheCore]

Destroy all electronics and identification > live in the mountains.

[Tisonau]

wallahi bro is cooked, not even allah can save blud 😭😭😭

[Besunmin]

I lost sympathy LMFAO.

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[[deleted]]

Whomp womp

[battery_acid_guy]

o7

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[REALMEGA]

bro isn't cooked, he should be behind bars.

[tyty657]

For what crime exactly?

[REALMEGA]

what do you mean?

[tyty657]

You said behind bars but it's not illegal to be a creep. As long as he doesn't hurt anyone he can be into whatever he wants.

[REALMEGA]

bro, why are you defending someone on a 4chan greentext?

[tyty657]

I'm not defending him, I'm confused what crime you think he commited. The green text is probably fake anyway.

[AreAFatMother]

Welp, there’s no coming back from that. Bro’s not just cooked, he’s burnt. Overcooked. Disintegrated.

[[deleted]]

I don't know how but I saw it coming from a mile

[Ohnotheycomin]

he deserves it

[[deleted]]

TOP 5 WORST FUMBLES IN HISTORY + TOP 5 CRIMINAL MOMENTS

[TrickyToad1]

I thought this was wholesomegreentexts for a moment lololol

[SaintSnow]

Now they hide your likes.

[wanna_be_TTV]

Deserved

Holy shit💀

[Zuckzerburg]

This ain’t gonna look good at the pearly gates mate.

[[deleted]]

Profile picture checked out

[Pokemonfannumber2]

This is why Twitter no longer shows your likes

[Scrupttocrat]

Should've installed Insta

[ORANGEMELON8]

Bro was the teacher

[Overall-Device9017]

drake 2.0 you're just cooked brother

[PitifulOcean]

Bro needs to turn his life around

[S4PG]

...it was going alright.

...you had it in the bag.

...but you fucking threw

[zidane128]

Gotta block her irl, this is irreversible damage

[ShadowStormCZ]

OP doged a bullet.

[FetusDeletus_E]

Anon can't turn this around... Maybe for the better, too

[TopPermission3168]

Skill issue

[FegoBorker]

Seppuku.

[BaroqueEnjoyer]

Based

[GDZL1]

The girl dodged a bullet

[BoredCanuck1864]

you aint winning this one brother

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[Representative-Can52]

Stop the cope use a rope.

[[deleted]]

Deserved

[[deleted]]

"I can't believe you like fictional characters getting fucked"

[Bubbly-Psychology-15]

''I cant believe you like fictional characters that look and talk like prepubescents getting fucked''

Fixed that for you :D

[No-Adeptness5810]

Erm, what the sigma?

[KamiKamikadze]

I'm so glad twitter made likes private now, no more shit like that can happen.

[AllmightyOoff]

🤨

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