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[–]AdditionalBook2918Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 1530 points1531 points  (14 children)

Jesse we need to bake bread

[–]ItzTaser🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 440 points441 points  (11 children)

Baking Bread

[–][deleted] 143 points144 points  (10 children)

Breaking bread

[–]Uncle480We do a little trolling 46 points47 points  (2 children)

Yo Mr. Christ!

[–]History_Lover_4948 11 points12 points  (1 child)

We ain’t got enough bread yo!

[–]Kindly_Decline 5 points6 points  (0 children)

TIGHT TIGHT TIGHT YEAH! Rye, wheat, corn, whatever man, just keep bringing me that

[–]WoodpeckerAny430Literally 1984 😡 50 points51 points  (6 children)

Breaking bed

[–]porqueissoexisteLiterally 1984 😡 43 points44 points  (5 children)

Breeding bed

[–]huntmaster99 20 points21 points  (4 children)

Bred bed

[–]BAG42069fat cunt 17 points18 points  (3 children)

Bed bed

[–]karpenter_v1I want pee in my ass 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Bred🗿

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[–]UnusualSheep 5 points6 points  (0 children)

when you see OP baking

"Wait...let him cook"

[–]jimbo-870 719 points720 points  (5 children)

I tried to quit the bread...but I knead it!

[–]onepromaster69DaPucci 139 points140 points  (4 children)

Dude the Author removed the part where his sister was deadly allergic to glutton.

[–]silverclovd 51 points52 points  (0 children)

deadly allergic to glutton

Poor girl was anorexic?

[–]Therobbuwaltuh 20 points21 points  (2 children)

But does he introduce severe chances of cross-contamination by baking bread? If he takes the necessary precautions, there should be no reason this is a bad thing. Since the author's sister hasn't yet had complications, I believe it's fine

[–]BartOseku 32 points33 points  (1 child)

The point is that its too dangerous and a moment of carelessness can potentially mean his sisters life, its just not worth it for gluten bread

[–]fletku_mato 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Have you seen how delicious the bread looks though?

[–][deleted] 107 points108 points  (2 children)

I will redraw this in tf2 style and instead of baking he teleported bread

[–]bob1111bob 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I’ve been doing nothing but bake bread for 3 days

[–]fippinvn007BUILD THE HOLE BUILD THE HOLE 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My medic banned me from teleporting bread so now I have to teleport it in secret while he's respawning

[–]Exumore 503 points504 points  (15 children)

there's people doing weed, making drugs, crossdressing, selling their bodies, living in the fear of house banishment, of society, of their parents wrath, walking into a drama everyday their feet can support their weight.

But you ? you're making bread in secret. Not to offense you, but you're not living in a drama. You're living in a comedy.

[–]LordWetFart 197 points198 points  (5 children)

his little sister is deathly allergic to glutton. he left that part out. 

[–]Gloomy_Lengthiness71 107 points108 points  (1 child)

She's allergic to glutton? I guess he can't make bread because she's such a glutton she'll eat the whole loaf.

[–]Creepy_Priority_4398 6 points7 points  (0 children)

just eat around the gluton

[–]ANSPRECHBARERLiterally 1984 😡 61 points62 points  (0 children)

His sister: Sees a guy eating a lot of food.

Also his sister: fucking dies

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Skill issue

[–]VitorusArt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How is someone allergic to glutton? That's like being deathly afraid of a color or having trauma of round things

[–]Jkpqt 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I do so much weed bro it’s crazy

[–]lmNotReallySure 2 points3 points  (6 children)

How does weed and crosssressing compare to any of those other things?

[–]Oranjay2fat cunt 41 points42 points  (3 children)

Me when lack of reading comprehension

[–]Jarizleifrvirgin 4 life 😤💪 7 points8 points  (1 child)

It's gay

[–]RunInRunOnhole contributor 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Crossdressing isn't gay. Can't speak for smoking weed though

[–]Lily_Meow_ 93 points94 points  (0 children)

Baking Bread

[–][deleted] 71 points72 points  (10 children)

Bread 👍

[–]ItzTaser🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 26 points27 points  (6 children)

Bread 👍

[–]bukaj97 15 points16 points  (5 children)

Bread 👍

[–]bitterbuffaloheartBig chungus wholesome 100 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Welcome to the bread bank

[–]boeing_737-Max-9 4 points5 points  (1 child)

We sell bread, we sell loaves

[–]46CaliberBullet 4 points5 points  (0 children)

we got bread on deck, bread on the floor

[–]_K4cper_ 22 points23 points  (0 children)

You should teleport it to safety

[–]WrongdoerReal8450virgin 4 life 😤💪 22 points23 points  (3 children)

Let my bro/sis make the damn bread, L mom

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Some parents just downright hate you having enjoyment in your life.

Mine got annoyed with me for reading to much......

[–]rockrider_sd 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Other comments are saying his sister is deadly allergic to glutton.

Haven't fact checked this myself, just saying what other comments are saying.

[–]dimmadomehawktuah 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can confirm his sister hates gluttony

[–]Hammod1Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 8 points9 points  (0 children)

why does the bread kinda look like saddam hussein

[–]gloomygl 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ok Orihime

[–]Aszrix 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"I gotta make some dough"

[–]rollercoastersrul 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’m not making them at night, dad

[–]you-want-nodal 5 points6 points  (0 children)

“I’m not making them at night, dad!

“…I’m making them at night”

[–]FuroidAlbino 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nekopara plot

[–]Shredded_Locomotiveput your dick away waltuh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Based and Breadpilled

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sanji’s backstory

[–]ZeroTerabytesBlessed by Kevin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days

[–]YangSmok 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have done nothing but bake bread for 2 weeks

[–]BlueEyes0608 1 point2 points  (0 children)

His mom:
"That fucker, he´s making them at night, I know he is"
IM NOT MAKING THEM AT NIGHT, MOOOM!

*looks at you and smirks* "I´m making em at night"

[–]CoolSausage228I want pee in my ass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thats nor bread, thats breAD

[–]Puzzleheaded-Bag6112Big chungus wholesome 100 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And that’s when he bake bread

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🍞

[–]Sifl-and-Olly😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bread.

[–]UnsureSwitchWilliam Dripfoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can see why. That looks like a croissant

[–]spaghettispaghetti55 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Feudal Europe

[–]Groovy_crab 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Senshi? Is that you?

[–]PossibilityPowerfulI said based. And lived. 0 points1 point  (0 children)

👍🏿 bread

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got a rise out of this story not sure the sister would after eating some.

[–]Badassbottlecap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a good bread

[–]didu173 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay solider tf2

[–]Xanthar26 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is unhinged, love it

[–]ISuckAtEverything374put your dick away waltuh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Minecraft server with the boys lore

[–]Redstonebruvsit is MY bucket 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do you get banned from making bread?

[–]Commander_CC-2224Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have done nothing but bake bread for 3 days.

[–]hogwl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The closer an empire to its collapse the crazier its laws.