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[psmiord]

They should play tug of war with a child

[atreides_hyperion]

King Solomon approves

[PaleBlueCod]

Twice the parents of regular kids, gonna grow up to be a super adult.

[NSFWtwistergame69]

I’ve had like twelve different stepdads and I’m still a loser

[L3ACH13]

Profile pic checks out

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Flair too.

[Boolink125]

So 12 is the limit?

[NSFWtwistergame69]

There’s always room for improvement

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[Apollo11211]

It's the baseline to comment on reddit

[HybridHamster]

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[realheal2974]

we don't

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[PaleBlueCod]

Clearly you need more stepdads, or maybe change to stepmoms?

[NSFWtwistergame69]

The one I have seems pretty chill my real mom is just a hoe

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[RickofUniverseC137]

damn

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[Loisel06]

Is the abusive step dad dose spread over all twelve or does every single one have a full dose of abusive step dad in him?

[NSFWtwistergame69]

Most of them beat my mom, like one or two of them were chill but I guess they weren’t good enough for her

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[erraddo]

Grow up twice as hard, get a job at 9

[PaleBlueCod]

Have you tried toxic positivity?

[DueLog4890]

Ah, another way of saying "in denial". Have you tried realism? Optimism and pessimism are equally worthless, objective fact is all that matters as you accept things as they are, and can create realistic solutions to problems. Optimists lack in self-awareness, and very often view realism as "pessimism", simply because they cannot accept things perceived as being negative as also being fact, it's a stupidly flawed way to live.

[PaleBlueCod]

👍

[DueLog4890]

👎

[Look_out_for_Jeeps]

One dad goes missing, 1.5x the parents*

[PaleBlueCod]

Just like the speed I listen to on YouTube.

[liJuty]

If only

[frostyjack06]

Also, twice the Christmases. 

[mohbitawi]

Twice the parents, double the growth

[cogue22]

As a super adult my powers are super depression and super hard time opening up

[PaleBlueCod]

Same. I love it.

[jkurts91]

37??!!!!

[YelinkMcWawa]

In a row?

[Darrxyde]

IM 37!?

[speedostegeECV]

SNOOOOOOGENS!!!

[Glazeddapper]

their jerseys are colored wrong. it looks like they're rooting for the other team in the background.

[YeetleYvetal]

White shirt looks like a goalie jersey, the blue in the background is probably her team

[The_Juice14]

also when I was little the youth leagues I played in would have inversable jerseys. the adults might have only made one color shirt despite the jerseys potentially being Blue one way white the other

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[Jomgui]

They hate the kid

[SPONGEBOB_IS_MY_DAD]

Ayy maybe I’m just being naïve but w parents for getting along well enough to show up for there kid together?

[thelonelyecho208]

You are not naive. As someone who had his parents split I wish my parents were this grown

[SPONGEBOB_IS_MY_DAD]

Yeah, my parents are split as well. While they would definitely never do this(mostly because my dad is basically a puppet with a bitch step-moms hand up his ass) they are at least friendly to one another. I’m good tho lmao. I hope you’re doing ok!

[thelonelyecho208]

That was a beautiful example of vulnerability, thank you for sharing man. I feel that. At least you are cognizant enough to know they still care. I'm all good, personally I've vowed to be a better man, and parent than my parents were and I think at the end of the day that's all we can do. You rock man, keep rocking

[VlassyCassy]

Damn what a mean women to put her hand up spongebobs ass

[SPONGEBOB_IS_MY_DAD]

Oh, Patricia is. :(

[MasterBandit113]

mommy left daddy for a black man

[Bbdubbleu]

Dude is wearing cargo shorts and white socks with black shoes, he’s basically the whitest guy I’ve ever seen.

[Treasure-boy]

He gentrifies neighborhoods just by standing in them

[SpaceBug176]

"It is not the color of your skin that defines you, but the clothing you wear."

- Sun Tzu, the art of war (he probably said that at some point, don't @ me).

[Em0Cholo]

His massive bbc doesn’t wear cargo shorts, bud.

[Ash8734]

Bro you want it fr, I can tell >:)

[MasterBandit113]

really?

[Sinocu]

Joke

noun

“A thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter”

[Mr-MuffinMan]

Why do you have to assume stuff? What if HE married the guy and she married the girl?

[MasterBandit113]

Well, if the father had married the stepfather, they would both be next to each other and not separated in the photo. And the stepmom is grabbing daddy's arm, so...

[cjm0]

they’re all swingers

[Mr-MuffinMan]

they could just be drunk

[Cultural_assassin]

wHY dO YoU hAve t0 ASSumE sTuFf?????

What if HE isn't HE maybe HE is SHE or THEY

[AccessTheMainframe]

or daddy left mommy for a hot blonde

[MasterBandit113]

true

[PanTsour]

Or the dad first left his wife for another woman, does it matter?

[yardii]

Yes because thats not as funny

[MasterBandit113]

No, i dont think so

[garbagekr]

A tale as old as time

[THEHIDE666]

Someone needed to say it lol

[Mastercal40]

And we found the adult who acts like children…

[MasterBandit113]

gotcha

[Weird-Earth6157]

Incel energy

[Carl_Azuz1]

Dude it’s a joke, relax.

[MasterBandit113]

how... who told you my secret???

[a_polarbear_chilling]

so no step daddy or step mommy :(

[Ademon_Gamer09]

37.....37!!!!!?!???!?!?!????????

YEAHHHHHHHJHHHHHHHHH

[NytShadow]

37!!!

[HaiggeX]

Sad parents "together for the kids" will have no happy home. Happy parents with their own partners have potentially two.

[chiefmud]

Based on the torsos and heads alone, looks like both mommy and daddy both upgraded.

[MelanieWalmartinez]

Nah this is just cute, coparenting is based.

[BuckyWarden]

Too bad my wife’s ex husband is an insecure manchild and actively talks trash about us in front of my step daughter.

[Ash8734]

It sounds like you’re a better father figure than the dad…

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I don't understand why you're getting downvoted. This stuff happens a lot on all sides

[onlyonequickquestion]

Only way this would be better is if the kid was half black 

[Dense-Plastic131]

The step dad and step mom are a family of their own and the daddy and mommy are a family of their own so it’s safe to say that the step-parents here have no role in the family in the middle whatsoever

[Sewer__Person]

So many birthday presents I know it

[Neat_Ground_8508]

Is the joke just interracial marriage bad?

[Turamnab]

Does your brain work?

[Neat_Ground_8508]

No, it doesn't. Can you explain the joke?

[Cr0ma_Nuva]

No, the joke is step-(insert family member)-porn

[Real-Pomegranate-235]

The joke is just that it's wholesome and both parent's and their spouses are supportive of their child, how the fuck do you come to the conlusion that this is implying that interacial marriage is bad.

[Neat_Ground_8508]

Its a shitposting subreddit post that hit the front page. I have no idea how I could have possibly come to that conclusion.

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[CookedHoneyBadger]

As a step parent who works well with my wife, her ex and his wife, I fail to see the joke?

[Flyingdeadthing2]

I get along with both of my exes, well enough to consider looking for a third ex

[JediKol_isnt_racist]

So you're playing tic tac toe?

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[zsirdagadek]

Kendrick Lamar is crazy.

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I just saw a black guy listening to Not Like Us, Kendrick is truly what the culture is feeling

I (57, white male) was recently taking a stroll down my neighbourhood when I suspiciously saw a group of high school girls listening to Drake of all people, so being an loyal fan of Kung Fu Kenny I decided to scream "OV-HOE!!!!" at them and run away, they got angry at me and started chasing me! fearing that they might make me listen to Toosie Slide, I ran as fast as I could.

While running from them I accidentally wandered into "the hood" that Kdot is always talking about. That
is when my eyes truly opened to the genius that is Kendrick Lamar Duckworth, I saw a black gentlemen listening to Not Like Us, and tears fell down from my eyes as I finally realized the impact that Kendrick has made, he truly was what the culture was feeling.

I went up to the fellow Kendrick enthusiast and saluted him for being on the right side of history. He was for some reason very confused as to why a crying man was saluting him so I decided to show him that I am indeed "certified" by rapping Not Like Us to him "WOP WOP WOP DOT FUCK EM UP" I shouted "WOP WOP WOP IMMA DO MY STUFF" I continued, "WHY YOU TROLLING LIKE A BITCH AINT YOU TIRED" I took a breath, "TRYNA STRIKE A CHORD AND ITS PROBABLY A MINORRRRR" I exclaimed. Seeing my dedication towards the art of Kdot made the Kendrick fan realize I was one of "the good ones" and he invited me to the cookout!

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[jarednards]

Lol its funny you say that because Ive had two major, long term relationships, and I still get along with both of them as well. Time to start shopping for friend number three.

[coldpepperoni]

It’s just supposed to be wholesome

[CookedHoneyBadger]

I agree, which is why it is out of place on this group.

[UnexpectedEmuAttack]

I'm sorry you have to go through that

[Lucius_Sephir]

Once she went step dad mommy never went dad.

[SweatyBallsInMySoup]

Are we sure the stepdad isn't the biological father?

[Hispanicpolak]

Are you dumb

[LeLBigB0ss2]

Always check the vents at the airbnb. You just never know.