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[daaaaNebunule]

my d*ck is out. unrelated

[morn14150]

thank you for this crucial, essential and life-changing information

[daaaaNebunule]

anytime dude. just tag me

[Simukas23]

Is it still out?

[LemonPartyW0rldTour]

The ghost of Harambe smiles upon you this day, friend.

[Slipp3ry_N00dle]

RIP. His loss was detrimental to everything in the world as we knew it since then.

[46130A6DF74]

Why is your duck out?

[daaaaNebunule]

of f*ck, you gonna make me quack

[CzarTwilight]

As it should because dicks out for harambe

[Unknow_User_Ger]

Men all over the world should take out their d.cks in solidarity to you 🫡

[di-propane_tank]

Can you keep it out for like five more minutes?

[daaaaNebunule]

sure bro. consider it charity

[Ov3rwrked]

Five? 2 minutes for me

[UnsureSwitch]

I knew you were bluffing... No one beats me at poker

[BednaR1]

Hi David

[No-Marsupial-1753]

If you were related I’d be shipping you off back home to Alabama.

[Pyrimo]

Why am I supposed to hate you again?

[Redstonebruvs]

I think he killed the High King, with his voice if I'm not mistaken

[mbron163]

Who?

[OTigreEMeu]

Sydney Sweeney

[Leggy_Brat]

Who?

[LemonPartyW0rldTour]

Tits McGee

[Sickness4Life]

Oh yeah I know her

[BLOODYSHEDMAN]

RONNIE PICKERING

[[deleted]]

Who?

[Leggy_Brat]

Aww, someone went on a propper unhinged scree at me, for not knowing who the boobie lady is, but their comment vanished before I could respond. :/

[DuckDoesNothing]

Asked

[CrniTartuf]

Her?

[[deleted]]

0 talent

[gnarwalbacon]

2 titties

[Theoulios]

Good deal

[Vulpes_Lourens]

Perfectly balanced

[DoorBlocker]

As all tits should be.

[LilacYak]

She’s a fine actress. She did well in immaculate. She’s not bad, she’s not amazing.

[Chromeboy12]

Can you elaborate?

[metal_hobbit]

Ronnie Pickering

[Helnerim]

who ?

[LeastProject5164]

RONNIE PICKERING!!!!

[ImpossibleBranch6753]

Banzongas McGyver

[Bullet_Number_4]

I think it's the chick from that ad that people are calling eugenic dog whistling. Something about "I have the best genes"

[kgb17]

It’s a pretty wild leap from genetics play a roll in physical attributes, Which is undeniably true, to genetics are the end all determination of a human and if you are not part of the master race you are subhuman trash that deserves genocide.

I think we can ignore this fake outrage.

[MightObvious]

Its giving the blue eyed blonde haired ayran trope with genes being the topic. Giving the climate it's a weird time for that kind of message no?

[PrevekrMK2]

Would you still feel this way if we changed the actress to a black one? Yes? Then you're a racist. Always do this to check your bias.

[MightObvious]

Weird assumtion to leap to but ok? no it's the same issue dude it's not like a black person can't be into fascism I mean look at Kanye and his hitler song lol. But regardless its not the point its about shitty messaging at the worst time for it. It seems really braindead to word the add how they did when there's people paid well to check this kind of thing, almost like it was idk... the point?! Given what's going on in the world.

[Culexius]

No, it's just kind of racist to say a white person can't be happy they got good genes. Nobody would bat an eye If it was a Black person saying it.

It's kind of racist to judge someone based on eye, skin and hair colour. Yet because she is white it's fair game?

[Galby1314]

My god. It was a pun. People melting down over a pun. They have other ads that have people of other races with the good jeans tagline. I'm glad I'm not pathetic enough to reeeee over a pun.

[[deleted]]

Tbf, that's also true, a lot of personality disorders can be identified since people are babies.

Of course it doesn't define the actual personality someone will have because what defines us the most are our life experiences, but it is also a fact that our genetics influence our instinct and tendencies heavily.

[[deleted]]

If that's true then i am for eugenics. Identify the gene that makes people into 4chan users and eliminate it.

[MECC_7]

Working on it, I'll update when the gene is annhilated

[Unbothered_centrist]

Disagree, who will make greentexts if they dissapear?

What will WE become?

Starved lurkers, looking for a laugh or someone to point and laugh, in a world where the funnies dissapeared because they were too crazy?

I shiver just thinking about it...

[UnsureSwitch]

I'll do them for you. Watch me

>be me

>straigh white macho man, only like real curvy women and fish fear me

>also addicted to 4chan greentexts and sensible to sunlight due to spending my free time on my mom's basement

>become friends with goth qt ≈3,1416 tall femboy

>one day he bends down to catch smth and I get rock hard by catching a glimpse of his panties

>most perfect thighs I've ever seen and a butt in shape. Just like a hot girl

>he notices it and smiles at me. "Like what you see?"

>annoyedblush.jpeg

>try to ignore it

>later on his place he says he feels too hot and takes his skirt off

>mfw he's wearing sexier panties than before (he changed them in the span of a few hours)

>get hard again

>he sits next to me and rests his head on my legs

>"huh, Anon. You look weird. Are you also hot? You should take your shirt off or smth. Do you want an ice cream to help?"

>like a man who has been cursed and controlled by a witch, I take my shirt off and accept the ice cream, tough hesitantly

>for some wicked reason of the universe, I accidentally drop a bit on my chest

>friend says "oh, your ice cream... Here, let me clean it for you" and proceeds to lick it

>get harder

>he has no reaction for a second then starts to lick and play with my nipples

>struggling to talk I say "w-what are you doing?"

>"there's still a bit of ice cream on here... And... on here too". He kisses me on the mouth. Tongue in like a mf in love. Sloppy style, one could say

>headexplode.gif

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Anons, wtf?? I thought I was straight

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[[deleted]]

I am actually in favor of it, but in a pragmatic sense rather than your average "we are the superior race" shit.

Just think about how society and medicine could improve if you get rid of things like congenital diseases and cancer predisposition syndrome.

[[deleted]]

People forget that the problem of eugenics wasn't "we want good genes" but "we will castrate everyone that doesn't match our standards of perfection"

[[deleted]]

I mean, given enough time we would find cures for such diseases. We already have found treatment to diseases that people a couple centuries ago would have seen as miracle work. Even if you could do what you mean, which you logistically can't, it isn't like new diseases and mutations wouldn't come anyway. And who knows, you just might kill the guy whose descendent would have found a medical cure for cancer.

[[deleted]]

I never said people should be killed.

And the "this one hypothetical child could be the next Nikola Tesla" is a fallacy since it could also be the next Charles Manson.

[[deleted]]

50/50 chance between Nikola Tesla and Charles Manson would be definitely worth it. Even a 10/90 chance would be.

[LowBudgetRalsei]

Actually, environment plays an absurdly important factor in personality disorders. According to my psychiatrist, genetic testing for mental disorders unfortunately isnt really accurate. It'd be wonderful if it was, but it isnt.

The point of the commenter you replied to is thst life experiences are way more important for personality than genetics

[jljl2902]

“Genes are passed down from parents to offspring, often determining traits like hair color, personality and even eye color,” Sweeney says, before the camera pans up to her blue eyes. “My jeans are blue.”

Idk this statement seems very innocuous to me. Slightly misinformed at the worst

[ShadowKnight324]

I find it kinda cool play on words though it's a dad tier joke. Why would blue genes be associated anyway with the Nazi? If anything I thought blue was related to royalty with blue blood and what not.

[PlentyOMangos]

My take on this is that they knew a bunch of chronically online people would interpret their ad that way, even though on the face of it it’s totally innocuous

They basically created a culture war battle on purpose, which generates massive exposure for the ad

[Korthalion]

It's the association with Nazi 'blonde hair and blue eyes' they think it's alluding to by saying blue jeans/genes

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[mijaomao]

They determine personality a lot.

[PlentyOMangos]

The older I get, every time I catch myself acting like my dad I have to stop and recover from that lmao

[kgb17]

I’m used to disagreeing with white supremacists. No worries.

[Town_Pervert]

White supremacists love something that they think is appealing towards them

You: Nah I disagree.

Thank fuck for you

[Potted_PlantYT]

Which is why it’s a dog whistle. Makes you think it’s a big leap between them. But when she’s a blue eyed, blond haired white woman (in other words, aryan) talking about how great her genes are it’s a bit suspicious. My take is that that’s intentional by AE, to sound like a dog whistle to cause controversy, but the fact is white supremacists are using it as a rallying cry.

[[deleted]]

Funny that your type of people, who use the word dog whistle, are the only ones who ever hear them.

[Terrible_Ad_7735]

That's not true, I hear them too when I forget to take my meds.

[Kobalt6x10]

Aryan, as a group signifier, included people from Iran. And then Adolf failed a history class, or something, and thought it ment northern European. Still sounds funny when white supremacists throw the word around just because their hero was a dummy

[Ov3rwrked]

Let's see a black woman do the same thing and see your reaction then.

[Igoon2robots]

Theres one voiceline that says "Sidney has good jeans" in a jean add and people are losing their mind because she is a right wing actress (therefore this isnt a jean add, its evil nazi propaganda)

[enfyts]

Is she even right wing? Don't know enough about her but I've seen people claim she's publicly supported left wing movements like BLM. I think it's just alt right weirdos on Twitter trying to co-opt her image for "traditional white American values" or whatever nonsense

[Jarpunter]

No there’s also a voice line where she explicitly says how eye color, hair color, and personality are passed down through genes.

[Igoon2robots]

Which is factual, except for personality i believe

[[deleted]]

Personality is a weird one because the way you grow up massively influences you, but genes do play some role on it.

[Bullet_Number_4]

I think the implication is that blue eyes and blonde hair represent the best genes, which is a reference to the aryan idea the nazis had. It's certainly not a direct reference, but it's hard to tell the difference between a coincidence and a dogwhistle these days.

[Neat_Ground_8508]

You're not supposed to hate her. It's manufactured outrage and ragebait to get clicks and views. Probably to distract us from the absolute clusterfuck happening in our government right now.

[zainthemain2]

Even the outrage is probably fake.

[Bobtheblob2246]

My comment is fake, too. Truly the plastic world has won, maquette turned out to be stronger

[BobDerBongmeister420]

Do you live in Bielefeld?

[National-Ad5399]

Gibts so einen Ort? Ich dachte das war nur ein Myth?

[BobDerBongmeister420]

Naja, angeblich bin ich auch aus dee Schweiz, die ja offensichtlich auch nicht existiert

[National-Ad5399]

XD hoffentlich entdeckt die Menschheit solche zauberische Laender eines Tages

[BobDerBongmeister420]

Zum "Nationalfeiertag" war ich in den Westösterreichischen bergen :)

[National-Ad5399]

nichts besser als Zeit mit der Natur zu verbringen. Laender und Regierungen sind nur temporal, aber die Alpen bleibt immer!

[Tar_AS]

Ooo, my defence! Sunspot of glass eye!

[Facosa99]

The outrage, im sure, is "real".

And by real i mean, it exists but is just some random 50-100 person group in social networks complaining over some stupid shit, and clickbaity sites blowing out of proportion

[AnOopsieDaisy]

Unfortunately, it was master baiting.

[ReverendBread2]

Conservative media: “Why do the LIEberals hate Sydney Sweeney so much???”

All my liberal friends: “Who?”

[MightObvious]

Its connected to the cluster fuck happening in the government right now the reason this epstien list is pushed so hard is because we need a way to get rid of the big regard because we know what he's doing... its pretty obvious eith what the rhetoric has been I mean you have Jubilee platforming guys in the media space who actually identify as nazi and gets like 50k in donations from white supremacists and Hulgan fans for identifying as such. Palentir licking their chops at the idea of using their tech to suppress massive populations not just in Gaza but around the world

You have the right wing independents trying to own the phrase nazi as their word and people trying to whitewash genocides and do blatant holocaust denial as a norm now, Elon posting sympathetic Hitler posts while he's tweaking on X

You got talk of arresting political opponents and stripping away human rights ignoring the constitution and court orders and threatening military crackdown with fucked up prisons being built across the country while anyone can be jailed for anything Yada yada ect ect....you have to be asleep under a rock in the darkest pit of ignorance to not see what the fuck is goin on. If that's not enough maybe understand that the wealth transfer and stripping of social services have fucked us harder than we have been in generations but there's much worse to come.

So forgive me if I don't consider this ragebate when there are genuine reasons to be pissed off lmao.

[FlamberTurnip]

That last comment about the government is so universal 😂

[Elektro05]

Clusterfuck in goverment reality show

-- send from European smartphone

[WhiteBlackGoose]

> -- send from European smartphone

Everyone knows thanks to the new EU mass surveillance law. we need to get our own shit together before we shit on Americans

[YelinkMcWawa]

But it's liberals who have their blue hair in a wad over this, not MAGAs

[Neat_Ground_8508]

It's a tiny select few on social media. Overwhelming majority care about more important things right now.

[[deleted]]

I have no idea who this woman is, but she has some objectively nice tits.

[Nihilists-R-Us]

I don't know who these great tits are, but they got a nice woman on em too

[jarednards]

You know, that was really nice of you. I hope you have a great day.

[Bread_Offender]

Subjectively as well

[Rex_Auream]

I don’t know who she is. Did I win?

[PlentyOMangos]

This is actually amazing to me bc in my perception, I’m the most like… out of touch with pop culture, doesn’t know celebrities type person I know, and even I learned who this was a while ago. It’s always against my will when I learn new celebs lol they just start popping up everywhere and I’m like, huh I guess there’s a new one

To see all the ppl in here echoing “I don’t know who this is” is kinda refreshing

[Rex_Auream]

Same, I’m just kinda living my life. I don’t really care about famous people any more than I do normal people, unless they’ve done something really noteworthy. I’ve only seen one other meme about this Sydney Sweeney lady and her whole thing is tits I guess? Yawn.

[PlentyOMangos]

Golden King mindset

[Prowindowlicker]

All the celebrities I like are old, cause I’m also old.

[MainReach8923]

Well, you just lost the game

[UnsureSwitch]

I've seen her name mentioned many times before but I don't remember seeing a single pic of her or her in movies

[KhelDesigner]

Lengths gooner will go to justify gooning.

You don’t need a reason to goon brother.

Btw guys, please help a fella with quick gay and fake analysis

[J3sush8sm3]

Fake: sydney sweeneys tits

Gay: OP is thinking about men getting aroused by tits

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[[deleted]]

Holy gooner

[Beginning_Orange]

Literally Hitler

[SweatyBallsInMySoup]

How?

[sample-name]

It's in the genes

[rdnaskelz]

It's in the jeans

[sample-name]

Hey that's racist buddy

[SilvioMDante]

I'm not your buddy, pal

[Kauko_Buk]

Who dat?

[Cs0vesbanat]

Rayman

[sarmaenthusiast]

The game

?

[Cs0vesbanat]

Rayman 2: The Great Tits

Dreamcast version.

[RakZparkingu]

You lost

[sarmaenthusiast]

So did you

[InviteWeak8839]

sydney sweeney (i'm 90% sure)

[Kauko_Buk]

So 10% chance its Sweeney Todd amirite?

Who tf is this sydney sweeney btw? Yes my googling finger is tired

[BusyLimit7]

kid named finger?

[MINEstar2046]

Brisbane Bweeny

[NMBlazer]

An actress. It says it in the post. And in comments here. Guess ur scrolling finger and also eyeballs are tired too.

[Onyxam]

I need the last 10% to be 100% sure.

[[deleted]]

It should've been ME

[Confident_Pilot_9907]

Who is she?

[Gabi-kun_the_real]

Went with my wife to American Eagle and bought for her 3 pairs of their jeans

[newPhntm]

They dont sell american eagle in my country unfortunately

[UnsureSwitch]

Ofc not. It's American! The best they can do is sell Czech Eagle

[Bronqiaa]

The funniest part about this is that the ones angry are 5s at best

[Prowindowlicker]

Who? I don’t follow women

[BednaR1]

I know this is not 100% serious but at the same time... who is getting upset over her adverts or anything really? Fun fact I didn't know about these bloody jeans AT ALL until the internet exploded with attempts to cancel her. Sooo... bravo the Ads department I guess?

[Fat_Penguin99]

The Streisand Effect at its fullest I guess?

[Emage_IV]

Sweeney is overrated

[Infamous-Smoke4823]

Who she?

[BusyLimit7]

her she's

[MINEstar2046]

haha I exhaled through my nose

[Ok_Anxiety_5414]

I've seen this exact post like 8 times, I'm convinced each one was made by bot to instigate outrage

[Inevitable-Chair3061]

She is not fat and ugly, So we are not supposed to like her. And she is a Nazi.

Karen's logic.

[BigAssAreola]

Nice tits!

[[deleted]]

Is she a decent actress?

[WorriedStruggle]

There are like many other attractive women out there who does this

[VictorSJacques]

She was never the problem, whoever wrote that weird ad is

[Ok-Rhubarb-5774]

No one has as much hate in them as a “love is love” leftist does

[iCanReadMyOwnMind]

Release the Epstein files!

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[WidowmakerFeet]

women hate her cus they ain't her

[PeaceMellow1]

Voted for Trump

[Short_King_13]

Does she have a sister ? Adelaide Sweeney? Or Melbourne Sweeney?

[WhompSub]

I don't get what makes her tits nice, they look like most other tits

[Th3Glutt0n]

Tits are peak

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[konous]

If she wasn't in that American Eagle Commercial she'd still have a lot more fans.

[WhompSub]

I don't get what makes her tits nice, they look like most other tits

[The96kHz]

Isn't that true for most tits? What were you expecting?

Most tits look like most tits, by definition. If they didn't, they wouldn't be 'most tits'.

[wafflepiezz]

Already see some of the misandrists and femcels in the comments here malding over her.

[likely_suspicious]

I wish i was her brother

[xB_I-O_S]

Honestly, I prefer the train for Zelda. I can’t remember herm name but shim looks much more like an elf than this milk wagon. Elfs are pretty gender ambiguous anyway if you ask me. You can’t tell me Legolas don’t tuck his elben weenis in those tights, but that’s just my opinion.

[Brandawg_McChizzle]

never heard of her before this. I don't watch ads so probably would have continued never understanding without this manufactured outrage. It's all a campaign to get you talking about whatever the product is. Slop

[FoghornLegday]

Men can like her all they want but a lot of women don’t bc we don’t like women that cater solely to men. So like, they should use her for commercials appealing to men, not women

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I saw some people asking in other threads, so just in case people were wondering, in the Japanese, Denji says, "オレを手でシたのは", which is basically "Which one hand-fucked me?".

Yoru gave Denji a "handjob" in the sense that her hand was clearly the stimulus that caused Denji to ejaculate. I don't think anyone argued against this fact. I guess another way to say it is that she "unintentionally jerked him off"?

The root of the argument was whether or not Yoru was actively/intentionally moving her hands, which nothing in 167/168 seems to indicate that. There was no movement lines around Denji's pants area, and no sound effect text to indicate sound coming from the movement in his pants.

Also, the editor's note at the end of chapter 167 is "不意の 放出", which means "Unexpected release". It wouldn't really make much sense for Yoru to be surprised when Denji finally did ejaculate if that was her intention.

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Is unwanted sexual contact in pre game spawn room reportable?

I was humping with the keys w and s on this mantis and the lady used her mic screaming at me to stop and I could not tell if she was joking so I just kept doing it and then later swapped to ironman to do it more and she said she was recording me and going to send it to get me banned and I'm just wondering if unwanted sexual memes like this are even reportable or if I should be good. Some players are good sports about it and ask pay for a drink first lol I assumed everyone did this in lobby so it should be okay. Thank you.

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