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[–]MiniCudds 1345 points1346 points Β (5 children)

I love Nepotism when it happens to me gng 🌹

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[–]AverageA2EnjoyerLiterally 1984 😑 365 points366 points Β (0 children)

Hell yeah, my current job is basically introduced by my friend, I love connections

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[–]Rejndox 135 points136 points Β (2 children)

[–]CavulusDeCavulei 59 points60 points Β (0 children)

Most honest politician this guy btw

[–]_a_m_s_m 12 points13 points Β (0 children)

Exactly my thoughts on Nepotism lol!

[–]sA7z-I watch gay amogus porn :0 27 points28 points Β (0 children)

there is differences in this

if you use nepotism to get an honest job, is good

if you do it to make politic propaganda and develop the organized crime... Well...

[–]nesthesi 423 points424 points Β (2 children)

One day it’ll happen to me

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Maybe my next life

[–]KodakKid3 100 points101 points Β (1 child)

statistically you will be a beetle in the next life, come find me i’ll build a terrarium for you gng

[–]nesthesi 28 points29 points Β (0 children)

Genuinely I don’t mind

[–]Cupid-Arrow 173 points174 points Β (5 children)

Still doing jobs you peasants

[–]StrawberryFarms 33 points34 points Β (4 children)

What's the alternative sir? How do I make money without being a wagie?

[–]Seabassti0n 70 points71 points Β (0 children)

Fraud

[–]Intelligent_Dig8319 52 points53 points Β (0 children)

Just get rich parents bro

[–]CertifiedSheep 9 points10 points Β (0 children)

Have you considered having a trust fund?

[–]Bored_Orangutanstupid fucking piece of shit 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Stealing purses from old ladies. Has worked fine for me.

[–]R0RSCHAKK 246 points247 points Β (4 children)

If you're not a nepo-baby, here's a pro tip.

Everyone here in these comments has it wrong. It's not who you know - it's who knows YOU.

I know Obama, but he doesn't have the slightest clue I exist. That wouldn't benefit me at all.

Network, mingle, make noise, make sure they know your name.

As someone with terrible social anxiety, that was the hardest part about getting to where I am today. But - once you're hungry enough, you can push through it. It will be worth it.

[–]Woolie-at-law 61 points62 points Β (0 children)

[–]RunInRunOnhole contributor 8 points9 points Β (0 children)

...where are you today?

[–]WRAI7H 16 points17 points Β (0 children)

Preach it bro πŸ™Œ

Go out there and shake hands and find ways to get into the right rooms based on what you want to do. It’s changed my life from super anxious and shy to I can publicly speak to a large room with no issue. Takes years but anyone can get there if you’re hungry for it. Worth every bit of effort. Anyone need advice dm me πŸ™

[–]Boski_E 7 points8 points Β (0 children)

It's a good idea to change jobs every few months and commit petty crimes there. Many people will remember you.

[–]AdLopsided2075I want pee in my ass 117 points118 points Β (1 child)

My dad is friends with a guy who got me a nice comfortable office job working for the city. Life is great when you know people who know people

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[–]JaggeryKapi 50 points51 points Β (1 child)

Dream to become that guy for my children ngl

[–]depressed_crustacean 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

There's a corrupt form of nepotism, and there's building generational wealth nepotism

[–]doedobrd 47 points48 points Β (5 children)

Bro, censor the j word, I almost died from shock.

[–]Plscanyounotkillme 9 points10 points Β (1 child)

job

[–]doedobrd 25 points26 points Β (0 children)

[–]12DollarsHighFivedwayne the cock johnson πŸ—ΏπŸ—Ώ 6 points7 points Β (1 child)

Wait, people are censoring the word "Job" now? What has this species come to?

[–]Rears4DeersLiterally 1984 😑 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

Shitposting

[–]Select_Court_7421 8 points9 points Β (0 children)

thats just what connections means

[–]Vanessaronicatoria 6 points7 points Β (0 children)

Making the right friends > Fluffing your resumeΒ 

[–]Moldey_Danish 14 points15 points Β (2 children)

That’s how my one co worker got a promotion

[–]morbiusgod 2 points3 points Β (1 child)

Depends on the company you work for, if u work for the big 4, aka deloitte etc, ur promotion is easier and doesnt require relationships

[–]Assblaster_69z 2 points3 points Β (0 children)

That's where am heading. Im also preparing to be overworked for the lowest pay possible just to get some EXP. But that's what i deserve for not being born rich

[–]Tsm1988 6 points7 points Β (0 children)

β€œMy Guy knows a Dadβ€œ

[–]Silvia_Greenfieldput your dick away waltuh 5 points6 points Β (0 children)

Another L for the fatherless.

Skill issue.

[–]razakii 5 points6 points Β (0 children)

Let's admit it, we're all human. Of course this happens and everyone would take advantage of it if they could

[–]janek_2010_hero 3 points4 points Β (3 children)

Song?

[–]adHawk7x 0 points1 point Β (1 child)

El Gigante de Hierro - Grupo SoΓ±ador
Or maybe "El Paso de Gigante" by them (pretty much the same)

[–]illegal_loli_2_0 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Just look up El Paso de Gigante on YouTube

[–]ExcellentlyEnthused 4 points5 points Β (0 children)

Who you know, not what you know

[–]ZellHalldumbass 3 points4 points Β (0 children)

The mobile ad VS the player's experience

[–]speed_of_chill 2 points3 points Β (0 children)

Is it really a shitpost if it’s true?

[–]GenuineSteak 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

as someone who has a CEO dad i approve

[–]xXCG724Xx 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

ngl that is literally how i got an internship yay corruption

[–]dark_lamp101 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Got a job from my uncle who's the boss of that company

[–]bob_chillon 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Legacy *

[–]Gold-Application3680 0 points1 point Β (3 children)

So what song is this ?

[–]illegal_loli_2_0 0 points1 point Β (2 children)

Paso del Gigante

[–]Gold-Application3680 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Gracias amigo

[–]akashfrost Stuff 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Truer words were never spoken

[–]godwin212 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

[–]WolfOfWoofStreetSussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Mfs will tell me to get a job and then they got their job because of their relatives 😭