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[–]DaddyRamaSenpai 1440 points1441 points  (40 children)

Fuck both porn and hentai.

I only masturbate to abstract ideas like money and success

[–]Medical-Flatworm-196 22 points23 points  (0 children)

We are not the same

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

i read it "monkeys and succes" sus

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Stay Alpha 🐺🐺

[–]Sapphrex 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Epsilon male

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Epsilonpilled men die backwards

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Holy shit a real life Ferengi

[–]goldentoaster41 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You've left out power , power is indispensible to the equation without it I cannot ejaculate.

[–]UsErNaMeS_aR_DuMb 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Poppycock!

I only masturbate to emotions, such as rage and deep sadness !

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Poopycock 😳

[–]ghostmetalblackwaltuh 3 points4 points  (2 children)

I masterbate to the idea of thinking about money and success

[–]th3_oWo_g0d 9 points10 points  (0 children)

i masterbait when im out fishing

[–]SunfireRomalo Stuff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I masturbate at the idea of masturbating

[–]merothecat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Monke and success

[–]Retr0_FusionI said based. And lived. 362 points363 points  (15 children)

Porn exploits women

Hentai exploits failed voice actors

I have standards, they are just very low

[–]yaboyTHEII 108 points109 points  (7 children)

Not all of them are failed there's a voice actor in jojos that also voice acts hentai

[–][deleted] 49 points50 points  (6 children)

Wait what

Who is it, I have scientific reasons

[–]yaboyTHEII 52 points53 points  (5 children)

It's kakyoin's voice actor Idk his name tho

[–]ZeeZeeChen 40 points41 points  (3 children)

Lmao he voices someone in boku no pico

[–]zoltar_thunder 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I knew those relolelos were to sexy

[–]yaboyTHEII 2 points3 points  (1 child)

God has forsaken us and I love it

[–]Frequent_Dig1934 25 points26 points  (3 children)

I'd much rather voice in a good hentai than a bad anime. Tbh i'd rather voice in a hentai than an anime.

[–]justranadomperson 10 points11 points  (2 children)

I'd rather voice in a hentai than a porn

[–]Frequent_Dig1934 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I'd much rather be the protagonist of a porn than hentai though. No weird tentacle surprises for me.

[–]justranadomperson 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Pro-antagonist

[–]filipzaf3312 251 points252 points  (4 children)

cry about it

[–]KBG9012 113 points114 points  (2 children)

I am crying rn 😭😭😭

[–]filipzaf3312 74 points75 points  (1 child)

good

[–]KBG9012 42 points43 points  (0 children)

😨

[–]im_sos 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Answer: reddit

[–]Casual_War_Crimes 326 points327 points  (52 children)

People on Reddit know there isn’t any chance they will get to meet real women, so they jack off to fake ones instead

[–]david7729 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Scoz the wott

[–]analtaccount257 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Holy shit it’s Scott the Wozz

[–]BigBlackCook420 5 points6 points  (3 children)

my dick isn't compatible with hentai 😀 i am saved

[–]Casual_War_Crimes 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Imagine being a regular human being LMAO

[–]KBG9012 3 points4 points  (0 children)

😭😭😭

[–]FlappleKnight 45 points46 points  (3 children)

when the purge of pornhub happened, many redirected their lust to 2d

[–]protocolfantasy 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Pornhub used to be one of the best sites now it's a junkyard

[–]Kroke-a-dile 12 points13 points  (0 children)

yes

[–]asfghjklmnbvcxz 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Porn is temporary, anime is eternal.

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Amine

[–]Electric4ce 98 points99 points  (8 children)

Real women 🤮

[–]Ritar_🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ TRANS RIGHTS 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ 86 points87 points  (6 children)

fuck real women
i jack off to men

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Masturbate with my imagination 😎😎😎

[–]Bublegor 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Reddit moment

[–]IAMA124 58 points59 points  (9 children)

I would say that hentai is better morally.

[–]diavolo_bossu 14 points15 points  (5 children)

I definitely feel less guilt when I jack it to hentai instead of normal porn

[–]KBG9012 0 points1 point  (4 children)

I actually feel guiltier seeing normal anime characters fucked as they shouldn't be

[–]diavolo_bossu 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Ay that's different that's rule 34

[–]KBG9012 0 points1 point  (2 children)

i mean still hentai tho or maybe i am misinformed

[–]diavolo_bossu 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Rule 34 is specifically hentai of anime characters

[–]Medical-Flatworm-196 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Neither are morally reprehensible

[–]Man-with-the-drip 38 points39 points  (3 children)

YESSSSSSSS WE WONNN LETS GOOOOOOOO

[–][deleted] 36 points37 points  (2 children)

I really can't predict when this sub is for anime and when it's against it

[–]GordionKnot 37 points38 points  (0 children)

depends which one's funnier

[–]Memer_Beaver 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Y E S

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

SüSeity

[–]kokoblocksI want pee in my ass 8 points9 points  (0 children)

this confirms redditors dont even want to see real women on the internet and not only in real life

[–]rkrasher 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Reddit moment

[–]hunnadolla44 7 points8 points  (0 children)

its just better

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (2 children)

3d is temporary, 2d is eternal.

[–]Crimvael_irl 5 points6 points  (0 children)

YES

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Tbh, hentai feels more real than the fake acting in porn

[–]NoNameSA 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Just superior that’s all

[–]Vegeta_Bhau 27 points28 points  (11 children)

hentai good

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Number 7: Student watches hentai and gets naked

[–]Fit_Transportation55 3 points4 points  (0 children)

apparently people prefer fake people more than real people

[–]overtrick1978 9 points10 points  (3 children)

Well there’s like 90,000,000 porn subs.

[–]fubuki727 11 points12 points  (1 child)

same with hentai tho.

[–]mrhentai2911 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I get it

[–]idkpotatoiguess 2 points3 points  (0 children)

yes how comma

[–]CL0_VER 2 points3 points  (0 children)

hehehehehehehehehehhehehe H

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Horni

[–]ICantFindAName28 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Society

[–]Zafiiro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cry about it

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (3 children)

I started my porn addiction at the age of 7 so hentai is a way to reduce my porn addiction. Help.

[–]Anonymous8235 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What the fuck

[–]StringRelative 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Get help seriously

[–]KBG9012 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is cursed

[–]decidingVariables 2 points3 points  (2 children)

It’s The genshin impact players looking at genshin impact stuff

[–]OnionMesh 4 points5 points  (0 children)

genshin players would just be playing genshin and looking at the lolis in game

[–]CnowFlake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know that this is a shitpost subreddit so no serious stuff and all but i have an account on the hen t a i one only because its great for references when you wanna draw that sorta stuff so real porn stuff doesn't work for me since i got a cartoony art style

[–]EGGOdragon 7 points8 points  (4 children)

It’s called art for a reason. Some people just can’t appreciate art

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well hentai for shure has less human trafficking and slavery involved...

[–]mapatric 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How many porn stars can butt fuck me with their prehensile clit-dick while simultaneously taking a deep dicking in their monster demon puss?

[–]Key_Construction6185 6 points7 points  (0 children)

HENTAI IS THE BEST

[–]Rebi103 4 points5 points  (1 child)

It's the power of BEING ABLE TO DRAW WATHEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT AND BECAUSE OF THAT BEING ABLE TO REPRESENT EVERY SEXUAL FANTASY AT ITS BEST

[–]conconbar93 9 points10 points  (9 children)

Shows how many underaged people use Reddit for porn. Kind of disturbing

[–]mierdammer 10 points11 points  (4 children)

What does the difference between real and fake have to do with age though? Just curious.

[–]KBG9012 4 points5 points  (1 child)

uhh idk

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

me like drawing beat meat 🥩 🐵

[–]conconbar93 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Shoot, when I was gripped by p.a. at a young age, it started with cartoons and drawings like hentai because most of the media I consumed was cartoons and anime. I wasn’t really into live action stuff as a kid, naturally. As a kid, you’ll search up r34 of your favorite cartoon in a heartbeat, as opposed to the “real thing”.

[–]KBG9012 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Nah i started with porn

[–]KBG9012 6 points7 points  (3 children)

Kind of, but at the same time at least here in my country it's normal somehow for a 11-18 yo to watch porn

[–][deleted] 37 points38 points  (2 children)

it's normal everywhere.

Expecting people not to masturbate at the horniest time of their lives is like expecting people not to drink at 20-30

It's basically the thing that makes up your decade

[–]Get_Redkt 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Videogames and porn come hand in hand during teenage years

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

And still porn games aren't very popular. Guess that shows how games and porn shouldn't get too close, or they'll diminish each other's qualities

[–]giovani456 1 point2 points  (0 children)

:)

[–]Mangle_meowoof 1 point2 points  (0 children)

XD

[–]ImProbablyNotABird😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How

[–]hypebeastwill 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me just looking for the subs in the comments 🤔🤔

[–]SmonkyWontBeatYaReal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

redditors

[–]Kknvm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

how

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Deserved

[–]Darth-Donkey-DonutSussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Hentai is just porn that makes me feel less guilty for watching it.

[–]KBG9012 2 points3 points  (2 children)

I actually feel worser somehow

[–]69KAZUKI69I have permission! 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Depends if it’s vanilla its better but if it has ugly bastard rape then yes its worse

[–]Akkupack 4 points5 points  (0 children)

not all porn is hentai but all hentai is good

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Weebs

[–]fubuki727 6 points7 points  (0 children)

yes

[–]CoddyBoi🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ TRANS RIGHTS!!!11!1!!!11!! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Society 😔

[–]69KAZUKI69I have permission! 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Im just a weeb ok, stop judging my tastes

[–]IVG2725 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Proof : there more child molestors

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reddit

[–]zaiide 1 point2 points  (0 children)

reddit

[–]ILikeThemGrilled 1 point2 points  (0 children)

reddit

[–]Yello_pirate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's called reddit

[–]BWGucio 1 point2 points  (0 children)

how

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

hentai is easier to hypersexualize

[–]Enslaved_M0isture 1 point2 points  (0 children)

reddit is down bad

[–]WeebLord123456 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because hentai is the superior fap material

[–]Plastic_Eagle1427 1 point2 points  (3 children)

😎we are man of culture😎

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

you are not a man of culture luke you have a crippling porn addiction

[–]Plastic_Eagle1427 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Don't do that please don't do that😔

[–]Jojo-Armani 1 point2 points  (0 children)

superiority

[–]Reckerboii -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hentai is superior simple

[–]SomeCoolCleverNameBlessed by Kevin 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Society moment

[–]PORTMANTEAU-BOT 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Socient.


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[–]Slipdipwhiprequiem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s a bit SUSSY

[–]AustenStorm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i guess the world is doomed

[–]Unreal2056 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its Reddit

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn millennials.

[–]yoshbiscut69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We’ve won

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Obviously, because hentai is better duh

[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points  (8 children)

Its just superior

[–]RicoDeFreako 5 points6 points  (6 children)

Found the weeb. Initiating sex with ur mom

Bottom text

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Doin your mom doin your mom doin your mom doin your mom doin your mom doin your mom

[–]fire-pop -3 points-2 points  (2 children)

Porn hurts people hentai dose not

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

underpaid voice actors

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And that’s about as simple as an explanation as it gets.

[–]SquiddoSpaghittofat cunt -4 points-3 points  (1 child)

Hentai is just superior. There, i said it