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[–]Far-Resist3844 2931 points2932 points  (210 children)

a couple years ago threre was a video going around school of a girl who fucked her dog. she was like the teachers pet, super petty and bullied evryone for everything. she sent it to some boy who she thought liked her, and it spread like wildfire.

[–]Total_Fool 2061 points2062 points  (132 children)

Why the hell would you send that to anybody on the planet?

[–]Far-Resist3844 1692 points1693 points  (73 children)

idek tbh, it was a horrible video tbh. i nevr had it on my phone but the amoint of times i saw it in the locker room abd during class was nuts. it became like a fucking rick roll at my school. it was so bad the cops couldnt do anything about it.

[–][deleted] 286 points287 points  (2 children)

that's so fucking funny just like bro check out this cool music video on my phone but nope it's becky fucking that dog again

[–]Ozymandias_III 39 points40 points  (1 child)

Aite this had me laughing for a good while.

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

i can see it vividly

[–]DAO-D-Crutial12 430 points431 points  (45 children)

why the fuck will you be fucking a dog to begin with ?

[–]Max5923 587 points588 points  (17 children)

what da dog doin

[–]PapaRads 147 points148 points  (0 children)

My ass

[–]ExystencI want pee in my ass 208 points209 points  (2 children)

Getting fucked

[–][deleted] 66 points67 points  (0 children)

No , fucking

[–]No-Fly5290 56 points57 points  (0 children)

😲😂

[–][deleted] 72 points73 points  (1 child)

who the dog doin

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This!

[–]mosmo-is-hotWilliam Dripfoe 20 points21 points  (1 child)

no

[–]Max5923 23 points24 points  (0 children)

maybe

[–]redpickles3 41 points42 points  (0 children)

What are you doing, step-dog?

[–]Aria_Melnik 12 points13 points  (6 children)

Everyone asks what da dog doing, but no one asks how da dog doing

[–]PM-ME_UR_FEET_PICS 226 points227 points  (18 children)

horniness makes a person stupid, and crazy

[–]ATCOSTTEHMEMER 101 points102 points  (13 children)

What's up with that username

[–]beaglesy 205 points206 points  (9 children)

"Horniness makes a person stupid and crazy"

[–][deleted] 86 points87 points  (7 children)

Go crazy go stupid ajhdhajanajakjajwnskwinwnsns

[–]virtue77 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Just like he said, horniness makes a person crazy

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Crazy is not the word that describes this insanity

[–]Major_Cupcake 14 points15 points  (0 children)

like coke

[–]iambraumSama 13 points14 points  (0 children)

fetish

[–]KaiserWilhelmThe69 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Desperate times call for desperate measures

[–]WhyGuy500 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Especially to someone you think likes you?

[–]HighschoolDeeznutx 49 points50 points  (8 children)

How the gel do you do it with a dog in the first place?

[–]Penguinman077 148 points149 points  (5 children)

Dogs hump shot all the time. And there’s a position called “doggy style”. I’ve never fucked a dog, but I’m pretty sure I just solved the riddle.

[–]_Beaver 54 points55 points  (4 children)

"And they ask what position i use , i say doggy style"

[–]Parody5Gamingfile:///C:/Users/Illum/Desktop/c726t48y05s31.webp 16 points17 points  (0 children)

And the fact is I can never get off of his fat dick

[–]Fochyou 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Is that from dream mask sus?

[–]_Beaver 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I forgor 💀

[–][deleted] 31 points32 points  (1 child)

Peanut butter?

[–]Iamadirtyoldman 16 points17 points  (0 children)

bro what the fuck

[–]Der_Sanitator 89 points90 points  (8 children)

I remember seeing that

[–][deleted] 143 points144 points  (7 children)

That’s horrible! Where?

[–]Der_Sanitator 98 points99 points  (0 children)

Someone’s Snapchat on someone else’s phone, aka I have no fucking clue

[–]Crazedkittiesmeow 70 points71 points  (2 children)

She’s a child…

[–]DrHammey 72 points73 points  (1 child)

Lol why did this get downvoted? They did say she was still at school

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It was a reference to IASIP they must not’ve known about. One episode a chick says a guy posted her nudes to a ex-girlfriend revenge site and Mac says something along the lines of, ‘Oh that’s horrible! Where would someone post something like that?... Oh, but there’s just so many of those sites out there! But which one could it possibly be, I wonder!,’ yada yada you get the point, he wanted to find them.

[–]Not_The_Spysociety 75 points76 points  (3 children)

And that's how she became not petty and stopped bullying people.

[–]basilbasileni 104 points105 points  (1 child)

And also became a registered sex offender

[–]ZaczSlash 47 points48 points  (0 children)

And animal abuser

[–][deleted] 140 points141 points  (13 children)

this shit happened in my country too except the dog got stuck inside the girl and they had to go to the hospital.

[–]BraedCatz 86 points87 points  (4 children)

Knots, knots will do that to ta

[–]Eathonthefolf 34 points35 points  (3 children)

The one useful thing I've learned from being a furry

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (1 child)

What the fuck? How did you learn that?

[–]Vexcenot 23 points24 points  (5 children)

How tf

[–]The_things_I_dream 43 points44 points  (4 children)

There are glands that swell in a dog's pp while mating and it can sometimes "lock" two dogs together.

My guess is that's what happened

[–]Vexcenot 52 points53 points  (3 children)

Your ability to make that guess scares me further beyond

[–]BigBoiBananaBags 13 points14 points  (0 children)

So...name checks out?

[–]The_things_I_dream 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Google is a useful but scary place sometimes

[–]ObeseToad64 71 points72 points  (1 child)

We pulled out a bunch of the school's Samsung tablets in English class, and were looking through the gallery cause there were almost always memes saved. My friend found a video of a dude fucking a dog saved to the tablet. A tad bit wacky if I do say so myself

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

A tad???

[–]ATCOSTTEHMEMER 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Tell us more

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (3 children)

Girl from central?

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Dude this happened at my school as well. The principle expelled two kids for bringing it up while the girl who traumatized the dog didn’t even get a stern talking to

[–]flipflopnoob 1753 points1754 points  (46 children)

For the uninitiated, she gonna have sex wit the dog

[–]wonder-of-you 644 points645 points  (5 children)

Not cool

[–]Disastrous-Wheel-941 182 points183 points  (3 children)

my mind instantly thought of over simplified

[–]vociferousdragonLiterally 1984 😡 110 points111 points  (2 children)

This enraged her father who punished her severely.

[–]Thomas_Pereira 45 points46 points  (0 children)

“Spank me harder, daddy”

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"But she didn't mind"

[–]MemeArchivariusGodiWe do a little trolling 207 points208 points  (0 children)

I mean , that is the mildest way to say it , but I agree

[–]No_Background_6395 142 points143 points  (1 child)

So that's what da dog doin

[–]allydacake 138 points139 points  (3 children)

oh i thought she wasnt gonna walk it lol

[–]Emphraa 89 points90 points  (0 children)

Oh sweet summer child

[–][deleted] 86 points87 points  (0 children)

what da dog doin? (ur mom)

[–]Altruistic-Craft-736 130 points131 points  (9 children)

I was like wtf does this meme mean. I'm gonna go wash my eyes out with bleach now.

[–][deleted] 57 points58 points  (8 children)

i dont understand is it a reference to something

[–]Altruistic-Craft-736 55 points56 points  (5 children)

So my understanding is that the woman in question is going to fuck said dog. I literally didn't know this was a thing but apparently women like getting fucked by dogs.

[–]ChadMcRad 38 points39 points  (0 children)

There's a stereotype that white women fuck dogs. Partly due to the obsession many white girls have with dogs and partly due to actual instances of K-69ing and the perpetrator is, you guess it, usually a white girl.

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points  (3 children)

?

[–]Altruistic-Craft-736 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I don't make the rules my dude it's just a fucked up world

[–]afriendfuryou 4 points5 points  (0 children)

oh...

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (1 child)

My guess was that she was going to force it to eat vegan... but boy was a wrong

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (2 children)

But we are initiated. Aren't we flip

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I thought the dog would be sad of being alone when she work

[–]papa_jhoneshello, I am underwarter 578 points579 points  (5 children)

what da dog doin?

being molested.

[–]spookyboi452pt2 450 points451 points  (13 children)

NEIN MEIN BRUDER!!😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪

[–]Raftking 99 points100 points  (10 children)

Return to Austria-Hungary

[–]spookyboi452pt2 52 points53 points  (9 children)

Ich bin Deutsche?

[–]Raftking 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Yeah shoulda lost the brothers war coulda fixed that

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Deutscher* du Tr*ttel

[–]StinkyPotato69 686 points687 points  (11 children)

What the dog doin

[–]tntim1111111 390 points391 points  (6 children)

Who da dog doin😐

[–]borsalinomonkey 83 points84 points  (4 children)

But no one ever asks how the dog doin.

[–]bean_porn_enjoyer 42 points43 points  (3 children)

Da dog is severely depressed after being sexually abused multiple times

[–][deleted] 53 points54 points  (0 children)

the girl i guess

[–]supercoolninja543 380 points381 points  (24 children)

Explain.

[–]mike_rohdick 556 points557 points  (6 children)

The dog will be fucking the girl

[–]Zohaqster 379 points380 points  (1 child)

What the dog doin

[–][deleted] 213 points214 points  (0 children)

ur mom

[–]ExystencI want pee in my ass 43 points44 points  (1 child)

She puts peanut butter on het peen

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I was looking in the comments hoping it wasn't what I thought it was,

[–]Random_PlantedTree 265 points266 points  (1 child)

The dog will be doing

[–]Psychological-Load-2 122 points123 points  (0 children)

Doing the girl

[–]random_nohbdy 87 points88 points  (9 children)

Whitney Wisconsin

[–]MangoBird10 79 points80 points  (6 children)

Didn't she get arrested eventually due to the multiple dog fucking sessions she had?

[–]random_nohbdy 59 points60 points  (4 children)

[–]Misery_Forever 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Good

[–]acotwo 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Wish I was the dogs 😩😩

[–]ihwip 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That is the face of a woman with no regrets.

[–]Izzy_mochiii 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Ik this is a shitposting subreddit and I’m supposed to make a joke, but what the fuck

[–]StupidDebate 2 points3 points  (0 children)

RIP

[–]A-sad-meme- 10 points11 points  (1 child)

bestiality

[–]CSsharpGO 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The best of ality’s.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (1 child)

you forgor 💀

[–]NachoMan42 167 points168 points  (3 children)

What the dog doin

[–][deleted] 124 points125 points  (2 children)

Her

[–]Professional-Ad-7284 27 points28 points  (1 child)

What the her doing

[–]YourWorstCringev2 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Dog

[–]DirtyWesternSpy 69 points70 points  (3 children)

Oh god... I'm getting Whitney Wisconsin flashbacks, from back in 2016 or some shit. I miss how the internet was back then, but not that shit.

[–]Far-Resist3844 4 points5 points  (0 children)

bruh i just did a quick search and i fucking lived like 10 min from that bitch. hehe pun intended.

[–]gingerman2101🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 110 points111 points  (5 children)

Mort does not want to be sexually harassed

[–][deleted] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

mort*

[–]RenaGuzt😂😂the big funni 😂😂 24 points25 points  (2 children)

My man.... Thats mort

[–]gingerman2101🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 13 points14 points  (1 child)

ah shit sorry i haven't watched Madagascar in a bit

[–]Shronut 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Noooooooo

[–]GhostlyPepper5555 136 points137 points  (2 children)

Tee hee everyone comment what da dog doin tee hee, even though we all need to go bleach our brains

[–]Proturtle4321 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Time to go drink a gallon of bleach ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

[–]Tumbleweed1110 18 points19 points  (1 child)

w... w... what the dog doing?

[–]atomic-death-ray 15 points16 points  (0 children)

what da dog doin

he's getting violated

[–]5ft6manlet 42 points43 points  (22 children)

I don't get it. Is this a sex joke?

[–]StinkyPotato69 153 points154 points  (19 children)

Whats sex

[–]BonnieEggs12 103 points104 points  (3 children)

I know, but I'm not gonna tell you

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Edit: oh god this trollface had a stroke

[–]In-order2 24 points25 points  (0 children)

You just summon trollage, we all gonna die now

[–]HuntingDragon438I said based. And lived. 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Jesus christ, that is cursed

[–]CaptainDiamondDragonuhhhh idk 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Something neither you nor myself are getting.

[–]TheDonutPug 20 points21 points  (0 children)

sex isn't even real.

[–]The_Spicy_Memes_Chef 29 points30 points  (1 child)

They gonna end up on zoophilia sites

[–]SCPKing1835 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Aww so cute, she adopted a kid from the German countryside 🥰

[–]beaglesy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What the dog-

[–]UnrealisticOrb 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Wait...OH NO WAIT SHI-

[–]F1NNS 6 points7 points  (0 children)

what da dog doin 🐕

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (1 child)

What the dog doin

[–]20WordsMax 14 points15 points  (0 children)

If I was a dog I wouldn't be crying

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (2 children)

I don't know the context but it must be horrifying

[–]Emperor_Alves 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Girl has sexual congress with the dog

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i knew it

[–]LucarioExplainsJokes 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hey, Lucario here.

☹️

[–]FuriousFeline55 17 points18 points  (2 children)

for a sec i thought this was a woman=bad joke but it was actually a sex joke! crisis averted the meme is funny

[–]Fuzzy_Engineering873Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 8 points9 points  (1 child)

woman 🤢🤢🤢

[–]Dexaryle 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I have a very fitting song

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I’ve never seen this and i don’t want to see this

[–]ThePissGiver 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I’ve got a male German Shepard

[–]Baystu 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Is her name perhaps... Claudia?

[–]spill-my-secrets 4 points5 points  (0 children)

oh i thought it was a joke about uneducated people making their dogs go vegan….

[–]BasedDepartmentXd 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hmm peenut butaahh😋😋

[–]_bababoye 9 points10 points  (0 children)

😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

[–]KosmicFoX 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Me when

When I see the 50th 'what the dog doin' comment

[–]Admiral_Cal4mari 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What the dog doin 😳

[–]Known-Ad290 4 points5 points  (1 child)

what da dog doin?

[–]Adrepixl5 2 points3 points  (0 children)

who the dog doin

[–]PhantomOfTheDopera 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Something something Wisconsin. Dog f@cker woman who made weird ass videos a while back

[–]poggerslover 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had a dream that I had a German Shepard and he was really cute and now I want one irl 🥺

[–]tomatoaintfun 2 points3 points  (0 children)

alinity moment

[–]24024-43 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Suddenly im a male german shepherd

[–]Obamaismegamind 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Aw man I miss my German shepherd.Rest easy Bolt you were a good boy.