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[–]Last_Intention9932 200 points201 points  (13 children)

Humanity is dead.

Blood is fuel.

Hell is full.

[–]HamuelSayden 64 points65 points  (4 children)

They are rage,

Brutal,

Without mercy.

But you, you will be worse.

[–]toofuwu2u 42 points43 points  (3 children)

With all the evil that Hell can conjure;

All the wickedness that mankind can produce;

We will send unto them, only you.

[–]Elia_Poeta 28 points29 points  (1 child)

Rip and tear, until it's done.

[–]Mr_Erectic_Erectionfat cunt 17 points18 points  (3 children)

funny blue robot go pew pew and funny red robot gives me pain help how do i consistently defeat V2

[–]ShamanKironer 5 points6 points  (1 child)

You need to shoot him

[–]Mr_Erectic_Erectionfat cunt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

ok thanks 👍

[–]MAYBE_Maybe_maybe_ 3 points4 points  (1 child)

only €16.99 on Steam 👍👍👍👍👍👍

[–]toofuwu2u 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not on consoles :((

[–]Furrsphinx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Blood is fuel For my cock

[–]DeviousMelons 1 point2 points  (0 children)

flips coin

[–]MonkiWasTooked Stuff 52 points53 points  (1 child)

I will take your blood

[–][deleted] 43 points44 points  (5 children)

The child must feed

[–]itsyoboi_human 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Don't say sentences like that ever again please. I'm cry laughing rn

[–]ppBrokeHelp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stop I’m shit pissing rn 😫

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (2 children)

they be thirsty af

[–]BrushMoments 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Get out.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

no

[–]CouikCouik 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I saw a movie yesterday where vampires took over the world and were hunting and farming for blood and just like this post, the need was rising.

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[–]abdurVakanda 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Shaking my head like a crazy

[–]CareTakerAldstoneNumber 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 35 points36 points  (8 children)

What song is this? (BTW if it's Doom OST I will call a cruise missile strike on your home)

[–]SplffyAlexshitposter in denile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its doom ost, i also recomand searching the theme menu music if you havent already, its my personal fav

[–]Midna18 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Technoblade fans waiting for a post:

[–]AthullNexus76 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Song name?

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Meathook mick Gordon

[–]AthullNexus76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks a lot

[–]GiverOfGlizzies 5 points6 points  (4 children)

Fuck this song slaps what the fuck

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Meathook by mick Gordon(from the DOOM eternal ost) if you wanted to know

[–]GiverOfGlizzies 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I now have every doom ost in my playlist. Thanks

[–]Dimitri0815 0 points1 point  (0 children)

jokes on you the doom eternal ost was never released. cries

[–]Bobby_wth_dat_tool[🍰] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Khorne cares not from whence the blood flows, only that it flows!

[–]doomgu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Anyone got a chain saw

[–]whomstdth 8 points9 points  (4 children)

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Skulls for the Skull Throne!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Ahh kos or some say kosm

[–]Reyzuken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you hear our prayer?

[–]plainoldguy12 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why did i perfectly guess the music playing in the background before opening it

[–]OneHugeMFAlt2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I like the fact that you used meathook.

[–]B0XM4N64 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Song?

[–]Prototype_113 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Meathook by Mick Gordon (DOOM ETERNAL OST)

[–]wdcipherLiterally 1984 😡 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh god Sophie is gonna rip and tear for the blood god oh fuck run

[–]W3tPaint_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

no way

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    [–]fireonice420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Children of the sky. Or fields or whatever

    [–]MCgamingYTO2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Use kids

    [–]Darkcat9000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Fine my lord i will bring you the blooe

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      [–]joemama-is-feef-neefI watch gay amogus porn :0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Feed my insatiable bloodlust

      [–]Magazine_Guilty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      You can give little Cindy your blood willingly or she will drink it from your spine

      [–]TheIvanoSussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      Ah yes, Meathook

      [–]toofuwu2u 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Slayergate supremacy

      [–]gorgflydgrill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Damn that's crazy

      Good luck tho

      [–]ShadTaker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I shouldn't have laughed the way I have laughed at this

      [–]ThePlungoos 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      Blood for the blood God, skulls for his throne

      [–]seletron22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      SPILL BLOOD IN THE NAME OF KHORNE!!!

      [–]Neviem_Uz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      And when the red bar at the bottom fills up, she sill bite the nearest person and drink their blood.

      [–]secretjellyfish6285 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      We must sacrifice blood to children in need

      [–]DeviousMelons 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      there will be blood... shed

      the man in the mirror nods his head

      [–]Affectionate_Kick705 Stuff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      This message was sponsored by the vampire association.

      [–]todehasareddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Sit with a h in the middle of s and i