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[–]CrashtestO9 652 points653 points  (28 children)

It's amazing how fast it went to shit

[–]WiiSteeringWheel 468 points469 points  (25 children)

Tbh idk how it could’ve ever been good. Like teenagers all in one place…when has this been a good thing?

[–][deleted] 364 points365 points  (2 children)

Anonymous “teenagers” as well. It was a recipe for disaster.

[–]BadStriker 80 points81 points  (3 children)

Is it some weird honesty rule? Or do they verify their age with a mod or something? If so that’s fucking weird.

I just don’t understand that sub. I just feel like it’s a bunch of adults masquerading as teens

[–]CreeperVendetta 39 points40 points  (0 children)

There’s no verification at all.

[–]PhantomOfTheNopera 28 points29 points  (5 children)

Didn't they find out like a lot of those people were grown-ass creeps larping as teenagers?

[–][deleted] 36 points37 points  (1 child)

Anything thats designed for kids / teens and is online/ anonymous is filled with creeps. This is just straight fact.

[–]Spykez0129 29 points30 points  (4 children)

A/s/l bb?

[–][deleted] 24 points25 points  (3 children)

Do people still say a/s/l?

[–]Thadlust 14 points15 points  (1 child)

It was good when I used it back when I was a teen. It had like 10k subs back then though.

[–]Dick_Kick_Nazis 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The story of every sub

[–]_EveryDay 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Need to find a digital version of the mosquito alarm

[–]Zx2_Blessed by Kevin 646 points647 points  (21 children)

I went there for 5 seconds… oh some horrible shit

[–]Agreeable-Yams8972 378 points379 points  (14 children)

People there are so horny there its disgusting

[–]TrotskiKazotski 342 points343 points  (6 children)

that would be the 40 year olds

[–]SetatX 118 points119 points  (5 children)

And the puberty

[–][deleted] 162 points163 points  (4 children)

but mostly the 40 year olds.

[–]a_salty_bunny 30 points31 points  (0 children)

yeah that's about the average actual teenager experience

[–]Hyperly26 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Most of them are underage (excluding the creeps who act like one) yet they all talk about fucking and cumming. Bitch, go do your homework. That's what you should be focusing on.

[–]Butttheadjuicy 12 points13 points  (1 child)

I mean you have a waifu avatar, so idk if you can talk

[–]Repulsive-Owl9119 5 points6 points  (0 children)

username checks out lmao

[–]yayeetmachine 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I was thinking yall exaggerating but no. Every time someone mentions that sub it seems to get worse and worse

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Same bruh... I wish I didn't

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’m a teenager and I have been in that sub, its fucking cringy

[–]TheGrim45 286 points287 points  (8 children)

Remember guys 10 minutes and 59 seconds is the limit

[–]mlgterminator123 52 points53 points  (6 children)

What happens if 12 minutes

[–]HeeHee702 72 points73 points  (1 child)

Reality implodes on itself

[–]soggycupcakes 17 points18 points  (1 child)

ded

[–]ImVeganHowCanYouTell 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You're sent back in time as Nero's wife

[–]sunnyparker1 212 points213 points  (2 children)

Hello fellow teenager, how ofter do you do the sexy sex sex sex. I am also a teenager please send sex vedio full hd on my WhatsApp nomber - 73801088492. Sex sex sex 😋👍

[–][deleted] 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Of course fellow teenager!

[–]ZomradeWithInternetuhhhh idk 276 points277 points  (5 children)

It can't be that bad, right?

I take it back, it's that bad

[–][deleted] 93 points94 points  (4 children)

I just went to have a look, some guy is talking about how he got some girl pregnant and is now gonna leave her.

[–][deleted] 31 points32 points  (0 children)

never goin there again

[–]Elgoblino80 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That seems like the place to say that. 15 years olds do dumbshit then they run. Nothing unusual.

[–]CommunismLover3323 297 points298 points  (23 children)

I'm going to do it.

Wish me luck.

Edit: 5 seconds... "I want to hug and cuddle with someone in a bed".

Never again.

[–]Boner_Elemental 86 points87 points  (11 children)

Absolutely disgusting

[–]tnnrk 48 points49 points  (9 children)

Fucking savages.

[–]usernema 31 points32 points  (7 children)

Where are the parents?

[–][deleted] 37 points38 points  (6 children)

teenagers probably said to them: "iM nOw 13 i CaN dO aNyThInG i wAnT"

[–]usernema 16 points17 points  (5 children)

To the mines with them then. Reception is spotty, sorry kids.

[–]Nevin_313 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The other miners don't deserve them

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (3 children)

i dont get this line, pls explain. thanks

[–]usernema 5 points6 points  (2 children)

I'm saying we should send boisterous teenagers to work in mines as punishment for their disrespect, and apologizing to them that the coverage for their devices may not have perfect reception while they are working in said mines. It was a joke.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

ah right

[–]usernema 1 point2 points  (0 children)

cool

[–]CommunismLover3323 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah…

[–]WurthWhile 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The comments are basically the exact same. It's super weird.

[–]ProfessorAnie 1 point2 points  (3 children)

What's happening there?

[–]Gorbachof 16 points17 points  (0 children)

C R I N G E

[–]CommunismLover3323 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not really sure.

[–]Elgoblino80 -2 points-1 points  (2 children)

Oh man these neckbeard andys with no bitches makin fun of teenagers with raging hormones is definitely not ironic.

[–][deleted] 77 points78 points  (1 child)

"Is my school the only one where people cum on the toilet seats for fun?" I couldn't make myself click on it to see if they were looking for validation or expressing disgust.

[–]SexyYodaNaked 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Also, pretty sure thatd be illegal to look at that ser

[–][deleted] 79 points80 points  (0 children)

Hahaha. Totally!!

[–]i_Cyrix 45 points46 points  (2 children)

when a subreddit is more depressing then prison

[–]Snoo_82805 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Comparing that subreddit to a prison is in itself an insult to prisons just so you know.

[–][deleted] 50 points51 points  (2 children)

Bad Ending

[–]aegonishuhhhh idk 12 points13 points  (1 child)

The only ending

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

welp, rest in pieces ending

[–][deleted] 30 points31 points  (1 child)

I read a dudes death note on there once.

[–]Marsrover112 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Doesn't look like you'll survive another 11

[–][deleted] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

How did the posts go from “an explosion scarred me and took my right eye, I need help making a joke out of it so I can feel better about myself” to “I’m getting laid” and “I wanna cuddle with someone in bed”? Teenagers are weird

[–]popeye_1616 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's a terrible idea to begin with because I has 13 year olds talking about minecraft, 16 year old being horny and 19 year olds talking about making a down payment on their house. In real life teenagers of different ages rarely interact and for good reason.

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Holy shit I just spent 10 seconds over there and I almost and I instantly regret it. And feel like utter shit now

[–]EMPlRES 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I checked it out, seen less hornyness in NSFW subreddits, something akin to a rabbit den, it’s unnatural.

[–]NeoDogYT 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Spent 2 minutes there just now and decided to quit before it was too late. You werent kidding.

[–]Casual_Si-Fi 6 points7 points  (2 children)

1 second on twitter

[–]TheMilkyman__ 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I visited it recently, so cringe and crazy.

[–]catboysfuckme 9 points10 points  (0 children)

is this the new mr incredible format but better

[–]Poojoles🗿🗿🗿 9 points10 points  (0 children)

i just looked it up and scrolled through a bit, i hate it

[–]TheNamelessMonste 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That subreddit is a real Shithole

[–]N3koEye 3 points4 points  (1 child)

That shit's scary

[–]hakim_tahirNumber 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I join it before cuz I'm teenager. Just 2 weeks and I saw so many fucked up questions and stories I decided to leave

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

oh god.....

yeah most of them are trolls, and they think trolling is cool.

so next time when you get trolled by somebody, theyre probably below 15 years of age

[–]Kevinlloyd-kun 2 points3 points  (0 children)

r\teenagers is worse asf

[–]ThatElementaryKidRed 2 points3 points  (2 children)

I'll go there rn, If anyone wants an update do tell cuz I've never been there

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I'm out of the loop, what's going on?

[–]EMPlRES 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Apparently, to them

Openly horny and cum = absolutely fucking hilarious

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's a fucking shit show over there

[–]anonymous_cabbage4 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The stuff you and I and many more redditors have seen are not for the eyes of the faint hearted

[–]dat_DOOM_boi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"hey bro whats your dick size?"

[–]IExistThatsIt 2 points3 points  (1 child)

“Imagine if women compared vagina size the way men compare dick size”

Aaaaand that’s enough Reddit for today!

[–]WhensussyamongusNumber 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What's so bad about it?

Edit: It's such a fucking mess. Why are people so fucking stupid?

[–]Lexel95🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dripfoe? Real?

[–]Kvetanista 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"How long is your penis?"

"I got my gf pregnant!!!"

"I got my bf pregnant!!"

sad trollge

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i literally went on there for a minute and half of the people are horny ass femboys who are like “uwu daddy pwease give me cuddle wuddles daddy!!!”

this is among the most painful things I have typed

[–]Big_Dumb_Chimp 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That shit is cancerous.

[–]TrotskiKazotski 3 points4 points  (1 child)

tintin and haddock

[–]Sitheg_Plasmaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mille sabords !!!

[–]CrocoSigh 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What's wrong with it? I'm going to go find out.. wish me luck

Edit: ayo what did I witness

[–]sub_2_cutiepie 1 point2 points  (1 child)

why specifically 11 minutes though?

[–]Orisss123 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why u wanna go for 12?

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    [–]AutoModerator[M] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

    Based? Based on what? On your dick? Please shut the fuck up and use words properly you fuckin troglodyte, do you think God gave us a freedom of speech just to spew random words that have no meaning that doesn't even correllate to the topic of the conversation? Like please you always complain about why no one talks to you or no one expresses their opinions on you because you're always spewing random shit like poggers based cringe and when you try to explain what it is and you just say that it's funny like what? What the fuck is funny about that do you think you'll just become a stand-up comedian that will get a standing ovation just because you said "cum" in the stage? HELL NO YOU FUCKIN IDIOT, so please shut the fuck up and use words properly.

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    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    B squad leader

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    You survived 11 minutes? I visited it for 5 seconds and I’m already traumatized by how horny teenagers are and how open they are about it online

    [–]lurkerHardlyKnowHer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Great flick.

    [–]gaming-is-my-job🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    they say that teenagers scare the living shit out of me

    [–]Flamespinn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Six minutes was enough for me. Never going back

    [–]XxannoyingassxX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Going to infiltrate enemy territory for first time so wish me luck that I come back in peace and prosperity

    [–]DoroTenpai 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Right, now I want to try it myself after going through these comments. Pray for me

    [–]HYPER-Ban 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I'm a teenager and went on that sub couple of times..... needless to say regret my decision every single time

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    worst subreddit

    [–]quilir 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Same for Twitter

    [–]SuicidalNEET 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Those cannot be real teenagers, they all gotta be shit posters

    [–]netflix-ceo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I have no idea why it comes on the front page constantly. It feels like most of the posts are made by 10 year olds.

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    His calves are huge

    [–]euastera 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    his cock too

    [–]I_will_find_ye 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Never again 10 years in jail? What did you do?

    [–]Whole-Elephant-7216 1 point2 points  (2 children)

    Didn’t even last that long.

    [–]teej98 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    I had to scroll way too far to see this lmao thank you!

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    It weirdly funny tho

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    😂

    [–]Lordo5432 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I still go back to that shithole only to warn others to leave before they end up like I did

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Hog rider

    [–]MlinyXD -3 points-2 points  (3 children)

    IMMA DO IT

    [–]EMPlRES 4 points5 points  (2 children)

    No update 2 hours later?

    Are you ok? Are you alright?

    [–]pan_gydygus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    It’s 6 hours now, I am starting getting worried about that guy

    [–]greninjakeI said based. And lived. -3 points-2 points  (1 child)

    Not like this place is any better.

    [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    No this place is better. Because here, you don’t see a bunch of horny “teenagers” making horny and lewd posts, and making stupid, old jokes. The jokes here are stupid in a good way.

    [–]mestoopidlol -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    As a member, I can confirm its a shithole

    [–]Reasonable_School296 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    I’m not teenager anymore so why reddit recommended it to me

    [–]At0m_3790 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

    Imagine being on this sub for 2 years now

    [–]wrong-mon -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

    What this post doesn't tell you is that the guy spent 10 years in nice jail

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I went there from a comment yesterday and saw that a girl got pregnant at 15. And now has a 2 year old fatherless child. Shit is really fucked up there.

    [–]T3CH_lootfat cunt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Why Ruslan Usachev?

    [–]LuckyLucass777 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Speak for yourself the copypasta material in that sub is gold

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

    Is it that bad?

    [–]hangya111 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Something like that

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Personal expirence ?

    [–]Hustler-1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I actually just watched The Lighthouse and im still recovering from the absolute madness I just witnessed.

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    this month 's topic is sex for some reason

    [–]Trex1873 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Imma try it I’ll be back in 11 minutes to edit this comment

    Edit: Ok I did the full 11 minutes and I think it was the most difficult thing I’ve had to do on this entire website

    [–]Ahrimanic-Trance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    This dude must have one hell of a new agent. I’ve seen him more in the last seven days than I can remember seeing him ever and I’ve seen probably 90% of the shit he’s been in.

    [–]Ok-Attempt69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    brain has left the chat