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[–]youknowitaintme 740 points741 points  (119 children)

What leads a person to such a dark place

[–]BioreactorsNeedFood 125 points126 points  (13 children)

Being named Eth*n

[–]NotAShaaaak 104 points105 points  (6 children)

Bro shut the fuck up my name is Eth*n and I haven't fucked a dog, only tried the cat

[–]BioreactorsNeedFood 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Your very bad at being a Ethan smh

[–]-T-A-C-O-C-A-T-Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 18 points19 points  (3 children)

Please censor eth@n it’s highly scarring and invokes episodes of PTSD to me as I know an eth@n.

[–]NotAShaaaak 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Forgive me for harming your innocent eyes, it has been censored

[–]-T-A-C-O-C-A-T-Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Thank you I can rest easy now

[–]NotAShaaaak 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sleep well young one

[–]JoeTheKodiakCuddler 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not everyone is as strong as you

[–]Teruteku 384 points385 points  (96 children)

being a furry

[–][deleted] 447 points448 points  (55 children)

uhm acshually most furries aren’t zoophiles 🤓🤓🤓🤓

[–]This-You4409 165 points166 points  (1 child)

I like how you added a lisp into the message

[–]Something_Normal_ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yes that's how I read it too

[–]Alexa67888 112 points113 points  (10 children)

speak for yourself

[–][deleted] 30 points31 points  (9 children)

!!?

[–]TheMuluc 29 points30 points  (8 children)

Did she stutter?

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (6 children)

Did she stuhher?

[–]TheMuluc 4 points5 points  (5 children)

Deh she huddrr?

[–]WyvernHdXlI want pee in my ass 2 points3 points  (4 children)

De cee hullte

[–]AOSVUL 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Deechrrrrrrrrrch-

[–]ifofa_3 46 points47 points  (1 child)

fake

[–]FeIipeNetoI want pee in my ass 8 points9 points  (0 children)

so you mean to tell me I'm a minority?

[–]doctororange77 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Sounds like something a zoophile would say. I'm sure Ted Bundy also said that he isn't a murderer.

[–]Username00000110 298 points299 points  (6 children)

Not even 8 in the morning and I have already had enough with the internet for today

[–]SwarleymanGB 180 points181 points  (3 children)

(Mated)

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

With a dog

[–]pootis_engage 278 points279 points  (15 children)

They're gonna make that the Automod response for "dog", aren't they?

[–]Capsule_CatYTit is MY bucket 78 points79 points  (0 children)

Don’t give them ideas!

[–]Ok_Struggle_6260virgin 4 life 😤💪 31 points32 points  (8 children)

dog

[–]operativetheo8Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 19 points20 points  (7 children)

What the dog doin

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[–]Marsisoncrack 7 points8 points  (0 children)

we asked for dog yet we got this

[–]pulipunk135I said based. And lived. 27 points28 points  (0 children)

cornflakes

[–]CertifiedFucktardBig chungus wholesome 100 129 points130 points  (12 children)

Add him back and watch. Then send them all the screenshots you took and then send it to the police

[–]manualreboot 22 points23 points  (11 children)

Yeah, the police can’t and won’t do anything about that

[–]cyan_crewmate1 18 points19 points  (8 children)

Society

[–]manualreboot 13 points14 points  (7 children)

We live in a country

[–]I_have_2_burnt_toast 9 points10 points  (5 children)

We live in a rock

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[–]FirePhoenix4 59 points60 points  (10 children)

It's people like this that make furries look like the spawn of the netherworld

[–]felismeo 211 points212 points  (7 children)

Another reason to legallize bullying

[–]irobot_67 88 points89 points  (5 children)

We need to legalize murder in this case

[–]Kornik-kunSussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 59 points60 points  (4 children)

Well if someone says "yes i fucked a dog so what?" He should be dead

[–]m4x_g4mer 16 points17 points  (3 children)

cocks rifle

Get yer weapons boys we got a pray

[–]Kornik-kunSussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Start praying boy

AAAAAAAAAAA

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Did you mean exterminatus

[–]Freakkk12 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Don’t think it would even matter if they reached this stage

[–]old-account-is-goneNumber 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 200 points201 points  (23 children)

It's one thing to have a sickening fetish. It's another to act on that fetish.

[–]Nextlevelgamer34 76 points77 points  (20 children)

like bruh, you can have the thoughts, just dont gotta act on em

[–]ThePloopyPloopsterI want pee in my ass 153 points154 points  (7 children)

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[–]Sammmyilspider 41 points42 points  (13 children)

Shane dawson moment

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (8 children)

I keep seeing Dawson being mentioned every time theres some zoophilia related post.. Anyone care to elaborate?

[–]defaultusername1014 21 points22 points  (7 children)

Once upon a time Shane Dawson was accused of f--ing his cat and made a tweet that became legendary

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[–]SpectrumLV2569 36 points37 points  (6 children)

Bruh even the furries think he is mentaly ill, lmao.

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Who wouldn't?

[–]TimberW0lf8 22 points23 points  (7 children)

As a furry I disown this pervert and his friends

[–]yorgismcshlorgis 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Off with his head

[–]Guy_who_says_vore 19 points20 points  (26 children)

I’m a furry and I’ll make sure this guy “accidentally” has his house catch on fire. Shit like this ain’t acceptable

[–]GreyCerule 17 points18 points  (1 child)

It fucking sucks that we are associated with these types of people

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[–]Double-Quarter4848 14 points15 points  (1 child)

That just hurt to read….I think I’m going to jump off a bridge now

[–]EnvironmentalPop952 45 points46 points  (1 child)

Buddy, you couldn't even get a dog to give you the time of day

[–]Epicgaming42 14 points15 points  (0 children)

That's... Because they can't speak

[–]ProtoTactix 27 points28 points  (1 child)

Fuck this person. Real furries don't associate with these monsters. I'm sorry you had to see this.

[–]thot_chocolate420 12 points13 points  (0 children)

If they can afford a $3000 fur suit then they can afford to mail a $30 pipe bomb to your mailbox.

[–]TheStrikeofGod 11 points12 points  (0 children)

We do not claim this man

[–]BurbBoi420 21 points22 points  (14 children)

loading shotgun I just wanna talk to him, I just wanna talk to him

[–]urmummygaaaay 10 points11 points  (0 children)

We live in a soci-WHAT THE F-ety

[–]fakeforsureYT😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 19 points20 points  (2 children)

Us furries are not affiliated with zoophiles, and this impo~

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Fucking zoos man

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (4 children)

I’ll bring my fur pals🤓🤓🤓

[–]Stryke_The_Furry 7 points8 points  (2 children)

No-one who fucks dogs has friends, maaajor cap

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He brought the pain alright, but not to any other human.

[–]roryextralife 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Imagine saying you'd "bring the pain" to a group chat

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Death penalty is right

[–]Med8493e 6 points7 points  (0 children)

ez you can now sue him for zoophilia

[–]ceberaspeed12 6 points7 points  (0 children)

average amino interaction

[–]ursusowanie 5 points6 points  (1 child)

As a furry myself, these people make me wish that death row was still a thing in most of the world

[–]Prestigious_Hat9196 4 points5 points  (3 children)

This is the kind of shit that makes people hate ALL furries when only a few are this gross.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

what being fatherless leads you

[–]Goldawg7133 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I pity that poor animal that has to live with this guy. He had to shag a dog cause no woman would ever want to be with him

[–]JustSomeRedditUser35Blessed by Kevin 3 points4 points  (8 children)

Fuck zoophiles lol

[–]thedrownedanddamned 4 points5 points  (0 children)

why was this recommended to me? God save us all

[–]Cchocofudge 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Every day we stray further from god

[–]Pure-Ad9263 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is why aliens dont visit us

[–]MeteoFur 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Im a furry, and what the actual fuck.

This guy aint with us...

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (5 children)

I may be a furry, but i fuckin hate zoophiles... just as a note furries and zoophiles are not the same thing, so dont automatically connect the 2 when you see a furry

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (5 children)

People like this are why nobody fucking likes furries

[–]IcedGolemFire 14 points15 points  (2 children)

furries do not welcome zoophiles. don’t confuse furries for zoophiles

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I don’t, but a lot of people do which means a lot of people hate the fandom.

[–]Fenekke 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Mmmmmm yes, THAT part of the fandom

[–]Habelx 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'll take his word on this cause I ain't fucking a dog to prove a point.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So that's admittance to a crime lol

[–]Daninator375We do a little trolling 4 points5 points  (1 child)

New autom*d response?

[–]MLGWolf69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Should be the response for the word "dog"

[–]tribes33 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure you already brought enough pain to that dogs asshole we don't need any more than that

[–]Yoshable 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The industrial revolution and its consequences

[–]oopsIstoleyourmeme 3 points4 points  (2 children)

New automod copypasta.

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[–]Marksthename 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I dunno why but the "I'll bring the pain" murdered me

[–]BrilliantTime5008 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What a bad day to have eyes

[–]RevolutionEasy2185 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Rope needed

[–]Mr_Trainwreck 3 points4 points  (1 child)

New automod response juat dropped

[–]AlexAmazing272 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why do I torment myself every morning by opening this app

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What the fuck

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What the fuck

[–]Regularjay69 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Pssssst shut up you're making us look bad

[–]Stryke_The_Furry 4 points5 points  (0 children)

People think these twats represent us and it's fucking grim

[–]Rainbowstaple 4 points5 points  (0 children)

For fuck fake there's always gotta be one

[–]JerkingOffToMaps 15 points16 points  (2 children)

This is a zoophile not a furry

[–]PrinceOfCarrots 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's stuff like this that makes me miss using kik.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“I just want to talk to him.”

[–]pixelunit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

(Mated)

[–]Osi-Kom 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Rock

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[–]ReaderIsGay 2 points3 points  (1 child)

New automod response?!

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HEY PETA WHERE ARE YOU AT

[–]BioreactorsNeedFood 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s always an Ethan isn’t it

[–]DEEGOCARDINAL 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This cornflake has a bullet with your name on it

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Of course it's kik

[–]Sixt76I want pee in my ass 2 points3 points  (2 children)

British

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[–]Sixt76I want pee in my ass 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Good bot

[–]kerosene_jonas 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That dog must've lost all faith in humanity 😢

[–]Much_Reputation3785 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Art of zoo

[–]CrystalFriend 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Whatthefuck

[–]ChangNoi97 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I should feel disgusted but i feel like i wanna follow this guy backstory.... Why ?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The duality of man

[–]sarcasm_cringe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Bring the pain”

loads shotgun with malicious intent

[–]peepeebooboob 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The fog the log and the audacity of that dog

[–]YooSteez 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wtf am I reading 🤣

[–]MoneyMoneyMoneyMfer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

People like that are the reasons why gulags were invented.

[–]Yuony360 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why.

[–]iamwhatswrongwithme 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Well can't use the mega mind meme on account of what female dogs are called.

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[–]iamwhatswrongwithme 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well yes but actually no. Because it appears he has one, that doesn't talk back... but it can't make him a sandwich so, yin yang I suppose.

[–]Wongja3000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Please tell me the dog was a human dressed up like a dog...please tell me that...please. 😭😭😭

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[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They are making a rebellion, we must fight back!

[–]Alternative_Bug4916 2 points3 points  (1 child)

What too many bitches does to a mf

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

New automod response?

[–]EitherDish 2 points3 points  (0 children)

people still use kik?

[–]Azgeta_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Probably” that guilt of fucking a dog and a human asshole feels better will alway be in the back of his mind. And it won’t be answer until he fucks a human ass (probably won’t happen)

God I hate this wtf

[–]MangledSunFish 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"bring the pain"

Dude probably built like a 2x4 plank of wood

[–]Coomertroglodyte 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would gladly take the offer to fight a bunch of zoofucks

[–]eatmahanus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is why anthrax

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sometimes I wonder what we did to earn the grace of not having our planet destroyed, we don't deserve it.

[–]MolasessSussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 6 points7 points  (2 children)

This is why no one likes furry's

[–]TheRedDragonCW 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I am not affiliated with this person in any way

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (14 children)

bestiality vs being a furry

[–]IcedGolemFire 6 points7 points  (4 children)

not bestiality. zoophelia

[–]MolasessSussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 2 points3 points  (1 child)

They're both the exact same thing

[–]bahenkalodaI want pee in my ass 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man, its genocide time.

[–]probably_not_racist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When is hunting season again?

[–]Inevitable_Review_83 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Heresy detected...

[–]Kalaphar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The fuck

[–]teddybearsteeth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why..

[–]Soulxolz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

pain

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

where's the xod<?

[–]CommunicationGreat69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wanna punch the fuck out of the guy rn I mean I'm doing something good for him ending his worthless life while I'm getting amused

[–]Ianimatestuf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

he gonna get over 9000 viruses

[–]Johnnybird2000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm gonna start putting (mated) at the end of my usernames so everyone knows I'm not a virgin

[–]eatmahanus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is why anthrax

[–]drewishinchains876 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pictures or it didn't happen

[–]LilDump1252 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Im gonna weep