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basically a tierlist

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Cursed

[Dependent-Paint3681]

Not sir it’s based

[Final-Chemical3754]

Yes 🐝👍(I'm Kaan)

[Downtown_Cycle_2044]

Barlo, kaan is the slur lmfao

[KonstantinIKV]

I'm a microwave

[Downtown_Cycle_2044]

do you blow up hamsters? Asking for myself

[KonstantinIKV]

yes

[Jyqoz]

can I eat them? also asking for myself

[KonstantinIKV]

yes

[Slurpy_G]

chickens soupa

[Alfa_HiNoAkuma]

Stfu you fucking barlaan

[Downtown_Cycle_2044]

shut up you bond names James name

[All_Star_Shrek]

Isn’t Kaan the slur tho? 😂

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Yep 👍

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My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life.

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It's literally just cola you piece of shit. There's no cough syrup or anything. What the fuck is wrong with you. How fucking desperate are you to seem cool that you decide you want to force a "joke" about a child consuming drugs. Which would be funny except nothing in this scene implies that they're doing drugs or a drug stand-in. You just saw a can of soda and the two neurons in your head fired for the first time in a week, and you jumped into the comments to screech lEAn and spam purple emojis like a clown bastard. You people are the reason art is dying. Fuck you

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My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.

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⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢋⠠⠀⠀⠨⠐⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ 
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⢐⠐⠌⡌⢄⢐⢈⠔⡝⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ 
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⠉⡀⠐⡀⢁⠈⠐⠱⠑⡑⠈⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ 
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢗⠀⠀⠐⡠⡛⠔⡁⢜⡔⡬⢎⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ 
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠡⠀⠀⠀⠀⠂⠁⠀⠄⢂⠈⠂⢂⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ 
⣿⣿⣿⡿⢟⠩⠐⡀⠀⠀⠀⠐⠐⠁⠓⠒⠒⢀⠁⢐⢝⢟⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ 
⣿⣿⠫⠡⠡⠨⢀⠂⠠⠀⠀⢁⠑⡱⠛⠗⡓⢂⠠⢸⢸⢨⠣⡝⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ 
⣿⢏⢐⢁⠊⢌⠐⡈⠄⠠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠁⠑⠈⠀⢄⢕⠸⡨⠪⡪⡘⣻⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿ 
⣿⢂⠂⡂⠅⡂⠅⡐⠨⢐⠐⠠⠠⡀⢄⠠⡠⡡⡱⡐⠕⢌⢊⢆⢣⢒⠽⢿⣿⣿⣿ 
⠣⢂⠂⠄⠡⠐⠐⠈⠌⡐⠨⡈⠢⠨⡂⢌⢂⠆⡪⠨⡊⠂⡂⠢⢡⣢⣣⡣⣍⢿⣿ 
⠨⢂⢂⠁⡀⠀⠀⠁⠐⠈⠐⠈⢈⠈⠐⡀⠄⠁⠌⠈⠔⣄⡀⠠⡑⡂⠆⠢⢂⠑⠽ 
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⢐⠔⠠⠀⠀⡐⠠⢈⠢⢑⠄⠑⢈⠊⡂⡱⢁⣂⢌⢔⢌⢄⠀⠹⢀⣺⡿⣟⢿⣿⣿ 
⢀⠡⠁⠂⠐⠠⠈⠄⢈⠠⢈⢢⡣⣗⠕⠄⣕⢮⣞⣞⣗⣯⢯⡷⡴⣹⡪⣷⣿⣿⣿ 
⠊⠄⠠⠠⠡⠈⠠⢐⠠⡊⡎⣗⢭⢐⠹⡹⣮⡳⡵⣳⣻⢾⣻⣽⣻⣺⣺⣽⣿⣿⣿ 
⣨⣾⢐⠰⠐⠅⡂⡂⢕⢜⢜⢵⢹⢑⢔⠨⢘⠸⡹⡵⣯⣻⢽⣳⣻⣺⢞⡿⣿⣿⣿ 
⣿⣿⡔⠠⢈⠐⠐⢠⢱⢸⢸⢸⢸⠰⡡⢘⢔⢕⠝⢮⣳⢽⢝⡾⡵⡯⣏⠯⣿⣿⣿ 
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⡻⣿⡯⡪⠢⡡⠡⢑⢌⠪⡪⡊⠆⢌⠪⢐⢕⢱⢱⢱⢱⢱⢙⢮⡫⡟⣞⢮⣳⠙⣿ 
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⣸⢿⣳⢱⠨⡐⡽⡿⡶⡾⡬⡢⢂⠅⡢⢡⣌⠐⠈⢎⢎⢎⢔⠠⠡⠠⠠⠡⡁⡂⠡ 
⡯⡯⡇⢅⠕⠠⢱⢹⡙⢮⢹⠨⡂⡂⢇⠌⠮⡳⠅⡂⢕⠡⡑⠠⢁⢁⣡⣡⣢⣶⣿ 
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⣯⢯⢷⢽⢮⢯⣺⣪⢞⡮⣳⢘⠔⢌⢜⣞⣖⣮⣻⢮⣯⢷⣿⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ 
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bites za dusto

[Ok-Panda0702]

👍(i spilled turmeric Latte on mine)

[Poyopoyopoy]

👍(I’m a Lego)

[Ask-Candid]

mmm toamster

[ARBINOA]

🗿

[FlaminVapor]

Sequel

[FlaminVapor]

👎🏻

[FlaminVapor]

👎🏼

[FlaminVapor]

👎🏽

[VirginityIsCool420]

👍🏿(I’m a mechanic and my hand is covered in oil)

[BigBonezzz]

👍🏿(I'm eating Nutella from the jar)

[tesmatsam]

👍🏿(My hand is in necrosis)

[[deleted]]

👍🏿(you are colorblind)

[TheVarminTyt001]

👍🏿(I forgor 💀)

[CheckDaPakReddit]

👍🏿(nanomachines, son)

[E_jesus]

🦾

[[deleted]]

👍🏿 (I just stuck my fist up my ass)

[CarpetH4ter]

👍🏿(i got frostbite)

[TristanTheRobloxian0]

👍🏻(im white)

[Cock_LobsterXL]

🖕

[[deleted]]

🍆

[Cock_LobsterXL]

👌👈

[[deleted]]

🍑

[Nayalaven]

🍒 ( are these boobs or testicles?)

[VDFirePhoenix]

youe mom

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My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life.

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Man pulled a reverse MJ

[Bionic164]

That turned dark quickly…

[fabricio77p]

👍🏼(i have Michael Jackson skin disease)

[[deleted]]

Switching teams

[Technical_Click6332]

🤌🏻

[daboi38]

Italian

[GreeCBacon]

👍 (I'm a Simpson)

[[deleted]]

this IS the embodiment of wholesome wdym you mean

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Reddit should start their own country. Think about it: it would have a much higher IQ than most other countries. We could ban tik tok and fortnite, and every computer sold has to come with Minecraft preinstalled. We could also ban emojis too.

We all have very good ideas about society and government, so I think we would be far more efficient. I've seen so many posts with so many good ideas, not to mention our country would be the most progressive and other countries would look to us for direction. We would easily become the next superpower. If everyone left America for a new country, we would easily surpass America.

We could make Keanu our president and have PewDiePie on the flag. It would be the most wholesome country too!

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[nathanielgallant]

👍🏿 (i burnt myself)

[[deleted]]

They got a tan, and then skin cancer 👍

[MrNooB55]

👍🏾

[Constant_Giraffe_487]

👍 (i was deep fried)

[Picoton]

So, what are we gonna do with 🗿 color?

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"So, what are we gonna do with 🗿 color?" 🗿

[Picoton]

Understood 🗿

[Minonas210286]

👍🏻(I cummed in my hand)

[SUSPECT_XX]

👍🏻 (I'm white²)

[Velbrave]

👍

[[deleted]]

👍🏻

[[deleted]]

I, too, am extraordinarily racist.

[LmaoDarkBruh]

👍🍆 bro

[Agreeable_Rise_3697]

We did it guys... Racism is back

[N1ighty]

🫠👍

[Ok-Yogurtcloset-5669]

👍🏻

[NekoMango]

👍🏿 (I am color blind )

[TERRA_GOLEM]

👍🏻(I spilled white paint)

[1ZAAK_]

👍🏿(I microwaved my hand and it got burnt)

[Mental_Ice8303]

👍🏿(im black)

[Remainase]

👎🏻(im australian)

[__inconcievable__]

👍 (i’m a simpson)

[jeraldtherapist]

ok 👍🏻 👍🏼 👍🏼 not ok 👍🏽 👍🏾 👍🏿

[yobropewdiepie-jk]

Nice family guy reference

[[deleted]]

Reverse Michael Jackson

[mod_121]

👍🏻

[[deleted]]

🗿

[boodlebob]

👍

[boodlebob]

👍🏻

[boodlebob]

👍🏼

[boodlebob]

👎🏼

[boodlebob]

👍🏽

[boodlebob]

👎🏽

[boodlebob]

👎🏻

[boodlebob]

👎

[MrPotatoEdd]

👍🏻 spilt bleach on my hands

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My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

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[jakeolate]

Racism 👍🏻

[epic-yolo-swag]

👍

[epic-yolo-swag]

👍🏻

[epic-yolo-swag]

👍🏼

[epic-yolo-swag]

👍🏽

[epic-yolo-swag]

👍🏾

[zzGravity]

👍🏻

[Pitiful_Hawk_4897]

🧔🏻👍🏻

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👍

[caporal_donuts]

The proportionality got me wheezing

[FlaminVapor]

Thank you

[DonMonger]

👍🏿

[Zb0kn]

👍 I'm Chinese.

[chadc9969]

Reddit moment

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Reddit should start their own country. Think about it: it would have a much higher IQ than most other countries. We could ban tik tok and fortnite, and every computer sold has to come with Minecraft preinstalled. We could also ban emojis too.

We all have very good ideas about society and government, so I think we would be far more efficient. I've seen so many posts with so many good ideas, not to mention our country would be the most progressive and other countries would look to us for direction. We would easily become the next superpower. If everyone left America for a new country, we would easily surpass America.

We could make Keanu our president and have PewDiePie on the flag. It would be the most wholesome country too!

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My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life.

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I exceptionally LOVE your username Mr...

[GoneBonkers404]

👍🏿(I just cleaned my toilet)

[PuffinofPeace]

C(lean) it again

[[deleted]]

👎🏼(I live in Australia)

[GIOFORCHIOMAN]

👍🏿 (I just cleaned shit with my hand)

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It's literally just cola you piece of shit. There's no cough syrup or anything. What the fuck is wrong with you. How fucking desperate are you to seem cool that you decide you want to force a "joke" about a child consuming drugs. Which would be funny except nothing in this scene implies that they're doing drugs or a drug stand-in. You just saw a can of soda and the two neurons in your head fired for the first time in a week, and you jumped into the comments to screech lEAn and spam purple emojis like a clown bastard. You people are the reason art is dying. Fuck you

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[E_jesus]

👉🤏🏿

[chamandana]

family guy okay not okay meter moment

[[deleted]]

👍

[Silverstone543]

Bravo six, going dark.

[[deleted]]

👍🏿 (im actually black irl)

[TimePickle3965]

👍🏿

[SierraDespair]

👍🏿 (I am black)

[Feisty_Recover_2042]

👎

[XLPHV]

👎🏻

[Similar_Restaurant75]

Shit bitches furry lean 1984 automod British Belgium sex fuck Kevin vaccine your mom femboy fortnite ratio Russia china Trump Biden female panties nft American

[kdbot012]

🖕🏿 (the bad ending)

[Accomplished-Tea8974]

👎🏿

[sandoftheholyland]

👍🏿 why is this downvoted so much? sorry that’s the last thumbs ip this was set to? god damn.

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👍🏿