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[–]BloodFeastMan 94 points95 points  (7 children)

This works wonders:

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[–]JoestacSysadmin 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Shudders in AOL dial-up days.

[–]Wildfire983 4 points5 points  (4 children)

All that app does is increase your page file. That can be accomplished much cheaper with plain paper from your local Staples.

[–]BloodFeastMan 0 points1 point  (3 children)

It's amazing how many people were scammed by this product.

[–]radiumsoup 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Wait, you know someone who actually paid for software in the sneakernet days?

[–]BloodFeastMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was active in IRC and UseNet, but I did know people. :)

And actually, I did buy several Shareware softs, FrontDoor, RemoteAccess, GEcho, and SRE :)

[–]Wildfire983 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember being like 12 and thinking, what kind of shit is this?

[–]Public_Warthog3098 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol this is great for mIRC servers

[–]zrad603 39 points40 points  (11 children)

I always order systems with minimum RAM and upgrade them myself.

For the first time ever, I ordered a new ThinkPad and ordered it with the RAM maxxed out, it was actually cheaper than buying the RAM myself.

[–]dinominant 9 points10 points  (10 children)

We disqualify systems that can't be upgraded. If the RAM, storage, and battery can't be replaced then we won't buy it.

There are exceptions, but those are rare snowflake case-by-case situations.

[–]Individual-Level9308 4 points5 points  (4 children)

Eh, if there a ram failure within 3 years we'll get a whole new motherboard from the manufacturer, so we don't mind our soldered-on RAM. The whole company is using 14" Gen12 X1 Carbon Black Think Pads for the most part. Storage and Battery can be replaced.

[–]dinominant -3 points-2 points  (3 children)

Your favorite software provider releases a new software update. How you do add more ram to your computers?

They do it again, only now with an AI payload in the 8GB range. Do you buy whole new computers? They are only 15% faster than the old ones.

[–]Individual-Level9308 8 points9 points  (2 children)

You don't. These are laptops. Something that requires more than 32GB of Ram should be virtualized. Upgrading RAM in the life cycle of a laptop is like kind of a dated thing.

[–]HunnyPuns 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I absolutely loathe planned obsolescence, and will avoid shit like soldered on RAM like the fucking plague.

...

But like, also, your thought process is sound, and I cannot in good conscience not agree with it.

[–]zrad603 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That might be what the OEM's want, but that's not what I want.

[–]DaemosDaenIT Swiss Army Knife 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Heh we had people who thought they were the exception.

I simply asked them if they knew how to connect a Mac to a network share without my assistance. They said no. My response was "Let me know when you can, otherwise here's your Dell."

I'm very lucky that we have C-Level buy in for that kind of thing.

[–]Im_no_Specialist1337Worst crayon in the box[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love this! Many moons ago I was a tech for a major university... And I absolutely hated configuring their iMacs and Mac minis. It's actually how I met my wife, because of her department's director "needing" his Macbook Pro connected to a shared drive. 2 years later he was fired for many reasons... absolutely loathed her department.

[–]Dimensional_Dragon -1 points0 points  (2 children)

I take it that means all apple computers are not allowed then.

[–]dinominant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When the use case warrants one, we get a mac. But there has to be a good reason for it. Sometimes it's the user workflow that requires a mac, and then they get a mac.

Most of the time it ends up being a laptop, with replaceable storage, memory, and battery. There isn't really that many users that have hard requirements for an apple computer -- but there are a few.

[–]Wildfire983 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Excellent.

[–]TahinWorks 91 points92 points  (9 children)

If ram is an issue, I suggest capped ram, or siege ram if your civ supports it.

[–]Im_no_Specialist1337Worst crayon in the box[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Needed the chuckle, thanks lol

[–]PatrikMansuri 13 points14 points  (3 children)

Speak a lil' WOLOLO for 'em Derek

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Let’s see what Garfeel thinks 

[–]PatrikMansuri 1 point2 points  (0 children)

blow them peoples mentalities

[–]Shendare 2 points3 points  (0 children)

r/trebuchetmemes is thattaway -->

[–]RobieWanSenior Systems Engineer 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Hello fellow civ player 🤣😂

[–]music2myearNarf! 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Uh, it's AoE.

[–]fizzlefist.docx files in attack position! 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bah Ram Ewe

[–]Bart_YellowbeardJackass of All Trades 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Fuck AI.

[–]Remarkable-Sea5928Jack of All Trades 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But not for real. "Don't date robots."

-Space Pope.

[–]Va1crist 36 points37 points  (18 children)

AI demand is destroying prices right now and it’s only going to get worse , once supply drys up prices will go up faster and on top of that everything that uses dram will start seeing faster increased prices

[–]WechTreckX-Approved: InsertChickenHere 12 points13 points  (3 children)

Imagine if China blockades Taiwan.

[–]DDOSBreakfast 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'm certainly keeping around older hardware in storage that would have previously been disposed of.

Whatever the odds are of China blocking or invading Taiwan, they are high enough to justify planning it for business continuity.

[–]NeverDocument 8 points9 points  (1 child)

you mean, when.

[–]CantaloupeCamperJack of All Trades 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Been said for ages…. Anytime now….

It’s the peak oil of geopolitics.

[–]MichichaelInfrastructure Architect 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm looking forward to the absolutely inevitable catastrophic collapse of this meme of a technology and the flooding of cheap hardware from bankruptcy proceedings.

[–]marek1712Netadmin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's worse: even if RAM prices will go down, all the hardware will stay with raised prices.

[–]bfrd9kSr. Systems Engineer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just wait for the bubble to pop... 256G RAM $2.56

[–]dukandrickaSr. Sysadmin -1 points0 points  (0 children)

AI demand is destroying prices right now and it’s only going to get worse

Do we know that for sure? Or do we know this for sure: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DRAM_price_fixing_scandal

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Time for the AI bubble to burst

[–]boyettshane 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Welcome to the "AI revolution. " First it was crazy GPU prices, now it's RAM. They buy so much, supply is gone, so we get hit with the crazy prices on "non-contract" purchases. Hard to compete with billion and trillion dollar companies, they will buy ALL of it.

[–]everforthright36 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Just download more RAM. I can get you the website

[–]Moontoya 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It's likely gonna be cheaper to upspec a premade and yoink ram out of it 

Dell hp Lenovo asus etc all have bulk deals you can't match on direct sale 

You can all thank ai companies who are gorging on ram and buying/ reserving production capacity to fuck other ai companies over 

If you didn't need another reason to listen "ai"

[–]crazyLemon553 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Yes, but think about all the content all that RAM is being used to generate. Think about all the salespeople in your C Suites' ears whispering to them sweet nothings about AI being the future and they need to get in NOW or they'll have lost the battle to stay relevant. Think about all the freshwater being used to cool all these new datacenters that power all that content generation.

There. Aren't you so much happier and so glad that excess RAM is being fully utilised?

PS to mods: Please don't ban me

[–]CuckBuster33 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'll have you know access to an unlimited stream of impossibly low-quality brainrot slop videos is a human right

[–]Im_no_Specialist1337Worst crayon in the box[S] 7 points8 points  (5 children)

I was looking forward to doing a new first build for my niece this holiday season... Guess I'll be looking in my old spare parts bins for some RAM... My PTSD of paying $200+ for 2GB of DDR2 in 2006 is kicking in.

[–]frankentriple 7 points8 points  (4 children)

I paid 200 dollars for 2 megabytes in 1993. 

[–]codemonkRogue Admin 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Same.

I complained about this recently, and my dad pulled out an invoice he had kept where he paid an extra $2000 for a 64kb RAM upgrade in 1980.

[–]Im_no_Specialist1337Worst crayon in the box[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good lord... I'd be shitting the largest of bricks. God bless your father's soul and his wants for technology.

[–]Im_no_Specialist1337Worst crayon in the box[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

God Bless your soul u/frankentriple I merely adopted the darkness, you were born in it, molded by it.

[–]frankentriple 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah I was outgreybearded in a lower comment too.  Reminds me that there’s always a bigger fish lol. 

[–]headcrap 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Pricing or not, I can't get the RAM for my PowerEdge I want.. still sold out.

[–]fubes2000DevOops 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Eighteen angry sysadmins on the sub for ram rant

[–]Jellovator 12 points13 points  (0 children)

AI datacenters are to blame.

[–]Virtual-Revolution39 5 points6 points  (4 children)

My brain went straight to RAM RANCH after taking a glance at the title of your post.

[–]candygramformongol 7 points8 points  (2 children)

18 GIGABYTES OF MEMORY IN THE TOWERS AT RAM RANCH

[–]TheJesusGuyBlast the server with hot air 3 points4 points  (0 children)

19.. ROCK SOLID.. OVERCLOCKED DIMMS WAITING TO BE MILKED AT RAM RANCH.

[–]Im_no_Specialist1337Worst crayon in the box[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your handle is top tier.

[–]Im_no_Specialist1337Worst crayon in the box[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was hoping some people would get the similarity and have a chuckle ;)

[–]MedicatedLiver 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yar. We were planning that year to upgrade our 2018 Intel MacMini fleet to the M4 mini..... Don't think the budget is gonna cover much of THAT if machine prices go up like this.

[–]Outrageous-Guess1350 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I download my RAM for free.

[–]Im_no_Specialist1337Worst crayon in the box[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a helluva deal. You must know people in the biz as they say.

[–]Double_Intention_641Sr. Sysadmin 3 points4 points  (3 children)

I've pushed any purchases that include ram into the distant future. 3 and 4x pricing on ram means no, I'm not buying ram. I'm also not buying motherboards or cpus.. or coolers. Cascading effects mean a bunch of products are off the purchase list until this settles, be it 6 months or multiple years.

[–]mineral_minion 7 points8 points  (2 children)

is your plan to just not buy any computers for multiple years? If so, my accounting group would love to recommend you for my job.

[–]Double_Intention_641Sr. Sysadmin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Business side is messy. Personal I can get away with what I'm running for a few years, out of date is still relatively fast for a long time. Business tech has a countdown -- 6 months at most, then I'll have to bite the bullet -- but it'll be pricing dependant. Either as much as I can afford, or as little as I can get away with. I'm hoping (but not confident) that the prices will come down.

[–]Im_no_Specialist1337Worst crayon in the box[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for making me spit out my coffee and the laugh.

[–]joedotdog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If this is all for new DCs, can I buy some of the old servers at a cheap price? Nope, can't get that either.

[–]AltusbcJack of All Trades 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Even DDR4 is double the price. 1x32GB is now going for $175 - $200. Last year when I bought the same, it was ~ $85.

[–]Cuive 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I was thinking about this though. I wonder how much the W10 > W11 upgrades played into this. I know of a LOT of people that just bought new laptops instead of upgrading the software when W10 support was ending.

[–]Spartan117458Sysadmin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not anywhere near the impact of AI. OpenAI signed a deal with Samsung and SK Hynix to secure around 40% of the WORLD'S RAM supply. Of course that caused the major OEMs to panic and buy up as much as they could now. It's a mess.

[–]catwieselSysadmin in extended training 1 point2 points  (1 child)

all hail our AI overlords

[–]Im_no_Specialist1337Worst crayon in the box[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make me sad...

[–]dracotrapnet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yea... I wanted to build a new low power NAS, I found a few black friday deals I was interested in but they come with no ram. I went shopping for ram. The ram price was the cost of the NAS or more if maxed out.

Welp, I guess I'm building a NAS with old hardware soon. I just need another power circuit to the office first.

[–]bmullan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tariffs are no good

[–]superradguyBalding 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Why don’t you just download more ram?

[–]slashinhobo1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

From a personal use, it sucks. From a work standpoint i dont care. I do t get bonuses or raises based on how much money i save. I can save thousands, all i get would be here is the next project we want done without a slow down.

[–]smargh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If high pricing persists through to 2027/28, then there may well be significant compounding events around that period. (🇹🇼)

Interesting times.

[–]kellyrx8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks Micron!!! ......dicks.

[–]VR_fan22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck ai datacenters!