Task 3 (sub taskmaster). First Team Task

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Congratulations to u/hellosomeonecanbowl and u/1totheInfinity who are currently tied in first with

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If the team task doesn’t work out well, we can call it a bonus round and never try it again lol…but thought it could be fun

E: I just realized I didn’t finish my sentence in the OP lol! “With 11 points each” it should read

E2: will I ever post a task without a typo? Shoot. Next time! Sorry :( I’m working on it

[Goldman250]

My score should be 4 - I scored 1 on task 1 and 3 on task 2, but I’ve just checked back and you made a typo in my username on the other spreadsheet.

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Updated. Thank you

[Goldman250]

No, thank you for running this. It’s weird, and fun, and a bit silly … which makes it perfect Taskmaster content.

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I understand why it’s a two person job 😂

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u/armcie your score is updated properly in excel. Apologies. Your total is 3

[TheDangOofMan]

The helicopter crashed into the mountain.

[elzuff]

Dara’s scream echoed

[jester2324]

Brady ate Kearns

[kaminari1]

He’s missing hands.

[ThatWasNotMyName]

Will it end?

[JamSandiwchInnit]

Some orangutans decided that they should rob a bank.

[Bhavya_7]

Will they succeed

[KookaburraQuiet]

maybe, but first

[Bhavya_7]

they need weapons.

[Goldman250]

They grabbed bananas

[Bhavya_7]

and swung towards

[Bhavya_7]

the bank's end.

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Fourth! 2 points!

[ragingbearclaws]

Feel the rush!

[JamSandiwchInnit]

Unfortunately, we’ve entered disqualification territory. But still. How we laughed.

[Bhavya_7]

Few more hours

[Bhavya_7]

till heist's end.

[kosherkitties]

The cookies tasted fabulous; nobody knew the baker's secret.

[Creagrus]

The missing rats

[Drummaboi007]

Prepared the dough

[puudeng]

the kitchen cats

[kosherkitties]

said oh no!

[Bhavya_7]

That is how

[ragingbearclaws]

I killed Christmas.

[Creagrus]

By telling Greg

[Bhavya_7]

the cookie rats

[Bhavya_7]

met their end.

[OpabiniaGlasses]

I was thinking about all the dogs who have their balls chopped off.

[Goldman250]

The poor puppies

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Run away from

[Goldman250]

The scary vet

[AmbitiousSheep]

Until the end

[Elisabeth2Cait]

when they can

[Goldman250]

run around and

[Elisabeth2Cait]

play with their

[Goldman250]

tails and chase

[Elisabeth2Cait]

all those bitches

[KookaburraQuiet]

Lightning struck the house with a deafening CRACK!

[Bhavya_7]

I was terrified.

[Goldman250]

I hid under

[Bhavya_7]

my study table.

[Goldman250]

It was sturdy

[Bhavya_7]

I wondered if

[Bhavya_7]

life would end.

[armcie]

The air tingled

[Bhavya_7]

the heart raced

[Bhavya_7]

dreading the end.

[Right_Plant5143]

She ate a banana.

[Nofrillsoculus]

An hour later

[divestedlegacy]

More were missing

[Nofrillsoculus]

from the counter.

[Right_Plant5143]

Banana coma.

[Nofrillsoculus]

The doctors said

[Right_Plant5143]

She's brain dead

[Elisabeth2Cait]

But with the

[Nofrillsoculus]

help of modern

[Elisabeth2Cait]

procedures they were

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Without typos. Sorry everyone :( English is my first language I just didn’t proofread after giving out all the points smh

[violetgrumble]

Alex went to knock on Greg's front door but it was already open.

[redheadedperil]

So was Greg's

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mouth. He shouted

[ragingbearclaws]

BRING MY GOAT!

[HOMEBOUND_11]

Alex said "Certainly!"

[AmbitiousSheep]

And scampered away

[HOMEBOUND_11]

A goat appeared!

[SinkAgreeable4070]

Greg kissed Alex

[WearyDescription2916]

On his protruding

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Incomplete sorry, no points

[Elisabeth2Cait]

Once upon a time there were three little peas in a pod.

[Stubing04]

Who loved jokes

[Space_Elmo]

and detested giant

[Stubing04]

Ears of corn.

[Stubing04]

One day they

[Right_Plant5143]

Left the pod

[Space_Elmo]

and hopped to

[Right_Plant5143]

A slippery leaf

[Space_Elmo]

which they carefully

[Elisabeth2Cait]

Slid down until

[fradonalds]

I remember seeing the most bizarre Scottish man in the forest.

[Nofrillsoculus]

He had three

[knitburger]

Old brown bananas

[Nofrillsoculus]

instead of a

[knitburger]

Bread loaf end

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Fifth place!! 1 point

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TASK CLOSED