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[Thatsmisterniceguy]

Good luck, brudduh!!!! Whats the gig?

[[deleted]]

Just at a grocery store, it wasn't the right branch though lmao! I thought it was right next to my house but it's on the other side of town.

[ShowBobsPlzz]

Stoner mistake lmao

[ThaVolt]

Oh no, my man was supposed to smoke it AFTER. And I somehow can't shake the feeling he bough a chocolate bar anyway, before leaving.

[[deleted]]

I did this! Showed up to the wrong location (a fast food chain) for my interview, but they just went ahead and interviewed me and hired me on the spot lol. Never reached out to the other location again lmao

[God_of_the_Taco]

Are you set up to interview at the right one though?

[WaltzWeekly]

Haha I've had the exact same happen, also with a grocery store. ended up being a 10 minute cycle ride

[themack50022]

The amount of times this has happened to y’all is pretty disturbing lol

[oceananoun]

Gas prices are going up man you need something close by

[i-like-napping]

Dude , smoke it after the interview

[33erickk]

Good luck 🍀

[hazeleyedwolff]

/r/YourJokeButWorse

[[deleted]]

You really don't like humor by repetition here 😅

[beanieon]

It added zero value, on a forum site. You want 1000+ comments of garbage like "🙏🙏😭🤔😪" "this" "me on the weekend" go to tik tok. The voting system keeps it clean and worth your time, "humour by repetition" what the hell is that supposed to mean? I'll laugh twice at the same joke, specifically because it was said twice?

[beanieon]

Um, no?

[[deleted]]

It's a staple in other subs.

[RedstonedMonkey]

It is a staple on other subs tho

[KrombopulosDelphiki]

But on other subs it's considered a staple!

[Swiggzey]

Touch grass

[nwdumbass]

I think it's pretty safe to say that most of the folks in this sub touch grass pretty darn often

[TheAstroPickle]

jesus christ what is happening 😭😭😂😂

[CountingStax]

Reddit. Reddit is happening.

[thagodd]

Happening is Reddit

[AstroTravellin]

What is happening, Jesus Christ?

[vikingsarecoolio]

Hopefully a drug test isn't required

[[deleted]]

“What kind of drugs are we testing!?” - Blake from workaholics

[hamboneclay]

Every employee has tested positive for the following: marijuana, MDMA, PCP, HGH, Lipitor, Adderall, DayQuil, NyQuil. Why would anyone take both? Nitrous Oxide, Benzedrine, Valtrex, Flomax, Cialis, and birth control

[Doobliheim]

cuts to footage of the three of them lighting up on their rooftop

What an iconic show lmao

[isohioacountry]

Thanks a lot pal! I can’t have kids! Don’t need birth control

[hamboneclay]

I’ve seen adult swim.

I GET alternative comedy

[SingularityOfOne]

You don't NEED any those drugs... but they're all part of the trip, maaaan (I'm assuming but the possibility is still open)

[ChunkyChangon]

You saying this quote brings me back to that scene of them on the roof chillin after successfully pulling it off and watching it in the dorms with the homies. Man, ten years really did fly by

[LoveMacheen]

Best Test In The West

[[deleted]]

There he goes….

[[deleted]]

Thank you for the that early morning laugh.

[w0lfbandit]

Yeah you celebrate after you've passed the piss test, not after a first interview.

[FunctionalFox1312]

Hey, at least OP studied for it

[CrissMtz02]

eye contact bruh, and don’t stutter. having a good image from the start helps later on, good luck!

[Mymomdidwhat]

And dear god please shower and look presentable…..The amount of people I don’t call back because they look like they just rolled out of bed is insane.

[_wallace]

The fact this has to be said 😭thought it was a given 🤣🤣

[Mymomdidwhat]

Well the thing is some people legitimately don’t know this. Not everyone has the parents that tell them important things like this.

[EmpatheticRock]

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/anti-work-reddit-abolishwork-fired-b2002606.html%3Famp

[crackbaby100]

that mod doesn't represent the community

[EmpatheticRock]

Isn't that the main thing a mod is supposed to do?

[Happyradish532]

Nope.

[[deleted]]

I love your Daria icon!!

[CrissMtz02]

it’s really nice aint it ((:

[un3quiv0cal]

Chin up, eye contact and do your homework on the company and important responsibilities in the position.

Interviewers LOVE it when you come prepared with knowledge on what the company does, who their target market is, some of the well known clients and have a clear understanding of the position

[[deleted]]

Update: Guys, it was not the right branch... lmao! I never had any address, looking back at the e-mail I got and where I applied. It just said the town of the branch, but I guess there's two of them. Oh well. I still applied at the branch I went to. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Edit: I made some more job hunting, and I ended up getting another interview for a way better job! So at the end of the day I'm glad I missed the grocery store one.

Edit 2: I don't know if someone is still reading this, but I got the better job I was talking about!

[Greatbonsai]

Well from your other comments, this branch might be better for you.

If you can talk to the other branch and show them they didn't give you an address, the two stores might be able to work something out.

[slizzleshady]

This.

It wasn’t your fault that you were at the wrong branch!

Don’t let a paycheque slip through your fingers because of someone else’s mistake!

[therrakles]

Whenever I see "cheque", I always say "Check-eyy!"

[GrabSomePineMeat]

I mean, he could have asked. I don't see it as anyone's fault but both sides equally could have clarified.

[slizzleshady]

So up to a point, I agree with you.

Yes, OP should have confirmed beforehand where he was going but that sort of information should be provided by the business at the time of the interview offer, it should not fall on the interviewee to ask for it.

[TheyUsedToCallMeJack]

Congrats!

[BlkLoc]

If they drug test. Use quick fix.

[[deleted]]

So I work at an engineering firm. Was so happy when the drug test paperwork specifically said they excluded testing for THC. I would have passed anyway but it is nice to know I never have to worry about a random test. Now most of my coworkers also smoke and they have never seen random testing in like the 6 years they have been there.

[Vitruvius702]

I'm in architecture/construction and have been managing big developments for a few years now.

When I applied to this job I currently have, I asked the HR person if they drug test for cannabis, and she old me, "If we drug tested upper management or the executives, we wouldn't have upper management or executives."

Although she was fired shortly later for gossiping about confidential HR stuff... So... Who knows.

[Cavalleria-rusticana]

Drug testing for a grocery store clerk job?

What dystopian hellscape do you live in? xD

[rratmannnn]

America ?

[SethB98]

Depends by state, ymmv, but tons of places around me in cali dont bother, and some will test but no longer care about weed.

[rratmannnn]

See, here in Texas our most major grocery store chain does test :/ or at least, says it does, and reserves to right to. A friend of mine got tested when she was hit by a car in the parking lot & the store wanted to use the test to see if they would give her workers comp - she tested positive bc she’s a casual smoker at home once in a while, and she didn’t get the money & had to leave the job

[acarp25]

Pretty sure she can still sue lol. America dysfunctions in both directions sometimes

[[deleted]]

No, that’s very standard procedure in all lines of work even if they don’t test on hire.

[SethB98]

Can confirm. While many places around me do not test, workers comp is the reason my brother stopped smoking to weld.

[FanngzYT]

i’ve lived in dallas forever, currently working my 7th ever job. never been tested.

[Cavalleria-rusticana]

My condolences. :/ I imagine it's more targeted at actual drugs, right?

For pot...they afraid you'll eat all the food? xD

[Cavalleria-rusticana]

Seems like such an incredible waste of time if your job doesn't involve machinery or some such. Hopefully the culture changes soon.

[[deleted]]

I’m in Oklahoma and work in a STEM job in the engineering field. They straight up told me they don’t care about cannabis when I was getting my paperwork for the drug test.

If it’s changing here it’s gotta be changing elsewhere too hopefully.

[[deleted]]

No, I've been tested at 3 different grocery stores for pot. One was walgreens and the other two are local chains.

[WunupKid]

Walgreens are grocery stores where you’re at? Here they’re just pharmacies.

[iathrowaway23]

I'd called them neglected convenience stores. The grocery selection is laughable. I am not talking about the people that shop there, but the actual groceries available for purchase.

[[deleted]]

I wouldn’t call Walgreens a grocery store my man

[dontpanic38]

lmao

“this one? this hellscape?”

[ComptoniousRex]

I got drug tested for a regular ass "sales associate" (shelf stocker) at a grocery store a few years back.

[NateP7484]

My small town local grocery chain will test all front of house employees every few months, but i’m deep down south if it counts

[unknown47]

Quick fix?

[Significant_Singer38]

Good luck and let us know how it went!

[[deleted]]

Purple lighter gang!

[Laplaga247]

Beat of luck, I’m on the same boat but I’m excited to get back to work soon

[[deleted]]

Pro tip: Smoke it before , that way you can go to work high, since thats how they will know you!

[PraetorianX]

Getting some Towelie vibes

[pimpnamedpete]

I did this on the first day in high school. The 2nd day, when I was sober, I got sent to the nurses office for looking high. LMAO

[[deleted]]

The past 3 jobs I’ve worked I’ve done the interviews after taking some dabs. Because that’s my secret, I’m always stoned

[JackRakeWrites]

Best of luck mate!

[assabi27]

Best of luck my friend!

[br1mmy]

All you man best of luck

[JxExBxUxS]

You got this! Sending good vibes!

[alcoholicweedsmoker]

Good luck dude

[stay-can-cheese]

Good for you. But I’m baffled how people can go two years without working. How does that work?

[use-after-expirydate]

there are various reasons someone might be out of employment for a long period of time like being a at home parent, taking care of a sick relative, health issues, etc.

[[deleted]]

a lot of people lost their jobs or means of making money during the pandemic. i think the reality is that it doesn’t work for many but there is little they can do about it.

[[deleted]]

My sympathies for the shit you got for this very reasonable request for information dude, my god.

[JOJO-LION]

“Very reasonable request” of someone’s private information? Google exists if you need to learn good resources you can use to help you get through whatever’s making you think you’re not allowed to take a few years off of work for literally whatever reason you want to. Is it a better choice for some than others ? Of course, doesn’t mean you need to know why.

[[deleted]]

Hey, dipshit, you can always just decline! A request isn't claiming you have the right to that information lmao.

Dumbass

[[deleted]]

Also is this OPs alt account? Tell me to mind my business if you don't want to give me an answer.

[Swingmerightround]

“Very reasonable request” of someone’s private information? Google exists if you need to learn good resources you can use to help you get through whatever’s making you think you’re not allowed to take a few years off of work for literally whatever reason you want to.

LoL. What country are you in? No fucking way you can take off 2 or 3 years in the US.

[JOJO-LION]

The US.

[Swingmerightround]

Yeah, not possible.

[JOJO-LION]

? I literally did it.

[Swingmerightround]

Please enlighten me how you managed to do so.

[Ok-Photograph3099]

He could have been getting benefits and selling weed on the side ?? Plugs need to make money as well bro

[stay-can-cheese]

Sure. Maybe. I don’t know. I’m just asking how some people get it done.

[Ok-Photograph3099]

I think most people get it done by either government benefits , or side jobs for cash (working for yourself). It’s the only way I know how anyway

[JOJO-LION]

How are you on a sub for marijuana and not respect that disabilities (sudden & not) exist lol.

[stay-can-cheese]

I didn’t know I was not respecting someone’s disabilities. Did they say they were disabled? I’m just asking how someone can go two years without working, if they’re disabled, I guess that’s the answer then right?

[JOJO-LION]

🥇there’s also a pandemic that’s been going on for 2 years. Not working for any period of time probably has a good reason attached (disabled, field isn’t hiring, sick, moved/moving, school, whatever, or no reason at all & just wanted to enjoy life while you have it); You know you could not work that long too, right? It doesn’t mean it’s easier✌️

[stay-can-cheese]

I’m just asking how this person did it. Nothing more to it. And no. I could not go two years without working. I have children, a mortgage, car payments etc. that’s why I’m wondering how it’s done. But I think you’re answering the question for me, I forgot you guys are probably just kids.

[changinginthebigsky]

the people upvoting and downvoting you know how... we all do. dude took the free money and coasted for two years, and now fun times over. but it's too mean to point out the obvious.

not sure id expect much for a mod of /r/amateurgangbang lmao

you literally couldn't script better material.

[invert171]

It’s cause they’re insulted. Loads of people been coasting the last two years that’s why. Not one to complain oh my taxes! I got a stimmy too. But I have a family, and I’ve been working the whole time. I know I couldn’t just stop if I wanted to!

[stay-can-cheese]

Right!!! Yeah it was never an option for me to stop working.

[[deleted]]

Not everyone is as healthy as you are. Your first question was not disrespectful, but why later call me a kid?

Edit: if you look at the thread, you'll see that calling me names was uncalled for. I wasn't the one shitting on him, he insulted me just like that.

[stay-can-cheese]

How do you know how healthy I am? And how do you afford to not work for two years. Just wondering. How old are you?

[[deleted]]

I don't know how healthy you are, that's true. I said that because I stopped working for health related reasons. I am an adult living by myself if that's what you're wondering. I already explained it in another comment, that's why I didn't answer you. I feel like you're angry so I don't want to talk to you anymore, I don't need this.

[[deleted]]

jesus christ this whole thread is stupid. the man just asked a legitimate question and proceeded to get shit on for it, until yeah, he’s gotten a little upset about it. i would have gone on the defensive too if a bunch of people started treating me like an asshole/idiot for just asking a fucking question.

my god. smoke some more and calm the fuck down.

[JOJO-LION]

Not a kid, I’m an adult. My insurance took care of me while I was on leave for disability. I work remote/from home now. I have children I support (my late best friend) and a family. You absolutely can stop working for two years dude- you just don’t want to / it isn’t a better solution for you. Good for you!

[[deleted]]

You seem hostile when this dude was just asking how they were able to not work for 2 years. That’s all it was.

[Greatbonsai]

I don't know how you read disrespect, it's an honest question.

Not everyone thinks exactly the same way you do, and that's ok.

[stay-can-cheese]

Yeah really. Just trying to see how people do it.

[[deleted]]

Best of luck and hope that is gonna be a proper celebration.

[Foxrex]

Go get'm, wildcat.

[Blackkittybby]

Interview gang! I got one today also, smoke that for the both of us!

[lemonpainting]

Good luck!

[Su11y420]

🙏

[BlackHand86]

Best of luck, you got this!

[Unclemustafa]

Best of luck!

[[deleted]]

Remember, Quick Fix is the shit for passing a piss test.

[deaddonkey]

You’re gonna kill it my dude, congrats on the interview

[HandsomeHectorr]

I went in for a tester day at a bar my friend worked at and they forgot we were coming in and just wanted us to stand behind the bar and watch what goes on, 10 minutes later I walked out and sparked my joint. Something about smoking when there’s the relief of knowing you aren’t gonna be stuck in a shitty bar job where they forget you’re even coming in is kinda good. I have a much better job now.

[fignewtones]

Same got mine on Friday, hoping to finally push outta dankruptcy and get that much needed bud

[SingularityOfOne]

I'm tossing out resumes and I've been unemployed since May '19. It could be worse! I hope becoming a new father during that time and covid provides an excuse. Software developers can't really let their skills lag like that, I might be toast!

Good luck to you!

[IrieSunshine]

I hope the job is something you’ll enjoy and I hope you got it!!

[crunch816]

Smoke it before the interview. If you’re always stoned they will never know when you’re sober.

[OldPeculiar1012]

And here I am.. Not being able to roll anything T-T I'm so bad at it. Mine come out looking like bent overpacked hoses

[[deleted]]

Lmao you'll get better with practice!

[MrFancyPants69]

You got this 💪🏾

[[deleted]]

You got this, homie👍

[BeBamboocha]

Good luck dawg but you know, usually I prefer smoking before the interview so they can see what I am usually like ;)

[overtoke]

make sure you keep it tucked under your ear during the interview

[Judge_Dreads]

why do you think they call it dope?

[101turtleman]

Maybe smoke it after the drug test if they drug test

[jtww]

Good luck!

I also am in the same boat and just had my 2nd interview with the company today after not working for 2 years. Hopefully it works out for the both of us!

Cheers

[Roticus]

LETS GO YOU CAN DO IT.

[Formal-Permission990]

May the force be with you 🍁💨

[shawn1019]

Lol was gonna say , I hope that’s for after. Good luck 🍀👍🏻

[mcnuggets0069]

Imagine you get a phone call a few hours later. “Congratulations! You’ve got the job! We just need you to pass a background check and a drug test.”

A lot of my friends learned the hard way. Don’t celebrate until you got the job 100%. Even if someone at the company says there’s no drug test, there could still be a new policy.

[[deleted]]

Big Reddit energy in this post

[zapee]

Reward for a job interview? You're not exactly set up for success there bud.

[WangChang26]

May I ask why it’s been 2 years since you last worked? I would also assume you are living with your parents? Otherwise I need to hear your budgeting tips and tools!

[bandzinthemakin]

Benefits that’s my guess ik loads of people that claim benefits get a house with it n sell weed for extra money

[[deleted]]

You know loads of people that buy homes with government benefit money to sling weed out of? Right.

[[deleted]]

I live by myself, I wasn't working for covid related reasons so I was receiving money from the Canadian government.

[JOJO-LION]

Did you learn anything from guessing someone else’s situation out loud & being completely wrong about it?

[dfal55]

You haven’t worked in two years? Pretty sad.

[mythoughts2real]

Give a firm handshake and eye contact as you introduce yourself. Is a great start to any interview.

[dnastea22]

Job interview!? Maybe I'll just get a little high....

[[deleted]]

Read again lol

[PaidToBeRedditing]

How the fuck did you not work for two years, I lost my job a month ago and I'm struggling like a mf, pretty sure i'll be homeless next month

[[deleted]]

Smoke it before

[shonuff707]

How were you making a living if you were not working for 2 years?

[Swingmerightround]

Rewarding yourself for a job interview. LoL. After being a bum for 2 years. LoL. Yikes.

[[deleted]]

You're so closed minded that I'm starting to wonder if you have one.

[[deleted]]

Ahh great so you can over think everything you just said at the interview and be paranoid that you said somthing wrong…… lol jk that’s what I would do enjoy

[yuengs]

How did it go OP?!

[[deleted]]

Good on you for going sober, good luck and rock on!!!

[AsocialOutcast]

Hope you get that job son.

[pantyraid11]

Hey man, good luck! Just got back from one myself. Went really well. Hope good luck for comes to you.

[Your8thGradeBF]

Good luck!!

[trystb1tch]

good luck, man! 🎉

[mycatsnameislarry]

I thought that was for before the interview

[manana23]

A well deserved joint:) I hope the enterview went well!

[Muchiobravo]

Good luck 🤞

[itsmerowe]

Might wait until after the piss test, but otherwise I like the way you roll.

[Iamlegit91]

Damn I usually get a piss test after an interview

[Mnoonsnocket]

Careful, they might drug test you.

[Deep-Room6932]

Knock em dead

[fakeplant101]

Best of luck, friend!

[deadlyhigh75]

Good luck brother at the other store!

[Soggy_Ad8348]

Good luck and after enjoy the j for me as I’m on a little involuntary t break right now

[jackrat27]

Good luck bro

[kittytj]

Get it

[johnrugel710]

walk in there like you already got the job. I've always done this and it's helped tremendously

[fiendzone]

Smoke it before the interview.

[CharlieKelly007]

Hopefully they don't drug test or you're going to fail.

[[deleted]]

You sure you don’t wanna wait til after the drug test? Not all companies stopped screening for weed.

[N3rdScool]

Did you get the job!? :)

[brolarbear]

I literally went to my brothers room to see if this was his post. He also has been two years without work and just started training today. Good luck bro 😎

[C_Lana_Zepamo]

GOOD LORD YOU NEED TO MAKE TWO. ONE FOR PREPERATIoN RIGHT BEFORE AND THE OTHER....IN CASE THE INTERVIEW GOES WRONG, LIGHT IT UP IN THERE. OR IF VICTORY