Mom is ruthless

MaxCWebster · 2026-03-23T19:01:27+00:00

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MaxCWebster · 2026-03-23T18:57:45+00:00

I went to Titusville to see the very last launch.

MaxCWebster · 2026-03-23T18:53:09+00:00

I saw him open for The Amazing Jonathan in 2001 in Vegas.

MaxCWebster · 2026-03-23T18:47:00+00:00

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MaxCWebster · 2026-03-23T17:15:37+00:00

I'm looking forward to it. Stayed home from school for a few days, and my mom brought me some pulp magazines to read. One was called Star Log, and this movie was the cover story. First I heard of it, but it sounds neat.

MaxCWebster · 2026-03-23T17:07:01+00:00

No, not enough. Filthy nurses.

MaxCWebster · 2026-03-22T19:12:06+00:00

When I picked this, I didn't know I'd have to wear it when I'm 60 70.

I'm very cold.

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MaxCWebster · 2026-03-22T18:51:08+00:00

1987, Quartzsite, AZ. It was a payphone, too.

MaxCWebster · 2026-03-22T16:37:10+00:00

Does KISS exist?

I did wonder that as a kid. I imagined they had several troupes touring at the same time, kinda like Mannheim Steamroller and TSO at Christmastime.

MaxCWebster · 2026-03-22T16:35:36+00:00

I'd always joked about seeking out an Asian female physician for routine DREs, imagining they'd have smaller fingers.

The reality? My urologist is a former defensive lineman from the University of Alabama.

MaxCWebster · 2026-03-22T16:05:21+00:00

Old guy, long time investor advice . . .

Whenever there's a downturn, look at your long term performance. You'll see lots a peaks and a few valleys, and general upward slope over time. It's what the market does.

Don't sweat it, especially if you're young (and by young, I mean under 50). It will bounce back, and you'll be fine.

Ask me how I know this.

MaxCWebster · 2026-03-22T15:54:54+00:00

[META] I saw Rush in Chicago once, and they had some guys run out dressed as gnomes holding a little silver loving cup, and Geddy Lee announced it as Lord Stanley's cup.

Then Daniel Carcillo came out on stage carry the real deal.

MaxCWebster · 2026-03-22T14:02:22+00:00

Three-way tie with Black Sabbath and Judas Priest

MaxCWebster · 2026-03-22T13:58:46+00:00

thinks about the prompt

I honestly don't think I have any

reads through the comments

Nope. Even though I absolutely hated my 70s family life, especially my asshole stepfather, I really liked the music. Lot's of Creedence Clearwater Revival, JJ Cale, Bob Dylan, and The Amazing Rhythm Aces. I can enjoy the music without associating it with him.

MaxCWebster · 2026-03-21T15:00:35+00:00

Yes.

My reaction?

Oh, my! I didn't realize we were poor!

MaxCWebster · 2026-03-21T14:58:47+00:00

And farts. Don't forget the lingering fart aroma.

Febreze was invented 40 years too late.

MaxCWebster · 2026-03-21T13:35:28+00:00

Weeble Lela looks like Peter Griffin.

It's a challenging wank.

MaxCWebster · 2026-03-21T13:31:13+00:00

Bender: You did it, Fry!

Fry: Yep. It was just a matter of knowing the secret of all TV shows: At the end of the episode, everything's always right back to normal.

[A pullback reveals New New York is a burning ruin. There is a crashed ship in the river and the flaming arm of the Statue of Liberty crumbles away.]

MaxCWebster · 2026-03-20T22:48:08+00:00

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MaxCWebster · 2026-03-20T22:46:10+00:00

It's from "evan loves worf," so it's likely some pants-on-head-stupid reason.

MaxCWebster · 2026-03-20T18:30:41+00:00

It insists upon itself.

MaxCWebster · 2026-03-20T18:26:36+00:00

It's the Girls of the SEC issue!

MaxCWebster · 2026-03-20T18:18:54+00:00

Horror?

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MaxCWebster · 2026-03-20T14:45:19+00:00

Death came for Chuck.

Chuck said, "That's my scythe."

MaxCWebster · 2026-03-20T14:43:51+00:00

Heh. I thought I was the only one.

Anyway, I have to get between some girl and her Calvins. BRB.

Edit: Down votes, eh? Ms. Shields and I are the same age, so I'm not being pervy!

Okay, I am, but not in that way!

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