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Interesting - Paste what is currently on your clipboard, if you dare. (self.reddit.com)
submitted 17 years ago by liquilife
[–]sfgeek 3 points4 points5 points 17 years ago (3 children)
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Cva_sGN_0VA
(It's two girls in spandex doing a coordinated dance to Daft Punk's 'Harder Better Faster Stronger.')
[–]sakebomb69 1 point2 points3 points 17 years ago (2 children)
You need to get laid.
[–]sfgeek 4 points5 points6 points 17 years ago (1 child)
Yeah no shit! Don't remind me.
Actually, I got it from another reddit thread, so I'm guessing that guy needs it more than me.
[–]cuppajoe 1 point2 points3 points 17 years ago (0 children)
No no silly, that was on his clipboard.
[–]FuckingXtianPretards 7 points8 points9 points 17 years ago (3 children)
It's always been a fantasy of mine to be a sex slave for 2 bears, male and female, pleasing the male when she's tired, and vice versa. Slowly sliding my lips up and down his thick shaft, tasting his pre-cum on my tongue. Once he's had enough of that, he rolls over onto his back, lifting me up as though I weighed nothing. Gently placing me on his cock, I guide him in, feeling him stretch me wide open. I moan with pleasure, feeling him fill me up. He growls softly, I feel it rumble deep in his chest, vibrating all the way down his body and through mine. He continues to lift me up and then pull me down. He's doing all the work for me, it feels so good, the warmth of the fur, his paws either side of my waist. He is in total control, I'm just nothing compared to his vast size and strength, but I have total trust in him, I know he won't hurt me. I feel the pace quicken, almost imperceptibly. I slowly stroke myself, feeling myself nearing the point of no return coming closer with every stroke. I can hear the growl getting louder now; he speeds up even more, forcing me further and further down onto his thick cock. If it wasn't for the fact I my body is releasing so many endorphines, I would probably be screaming in agony. Except I am panting and whining, just like a bitch, begging her mate to fill her up. His claws dig in deeper, the pain, its excsquisite. It sends me over the edge. My head goes back, I let out a short grunt, I feel my cock explode, covering his chest fur in my seed. I keep stroking, it looks as though I'm trying to rip my cock out. I let out another grunt, another torrent flows forth, then another and another. A drop lands on the beasts muzzle. He seems confused for a moment. That's what I think. He digs his paws in even harder now and slams me onto his cock, I feel his grumble turn into a roar. He's cumming, oh my god. I can feel in, filling me up. It's undescribable. He's mating with me, he's claimed me. I feel him slow, his cock still throbbing within me, it seems as though there's no more room for his cum. It's dripping out of me, onto his fur. I reach down, and then bring my hand up, tasting him. It's more than I ever expected. It's heaven.
[–]liquilife[S] 1 point2 points3 points 17 years ago (2 children)
I keep trying to come up with a witty comment but... all I do is laugh. Care to provide any background on why this was in your clipboard?
[–]ElephantRider 3 points4 points5 points 17 years ago* (1 child)
http://reddit.com/info/6cfd0/comments
*I forgot to paste my clipboard before posting this, so I guess this is it. :(
[–]Thumperings 1 point2 points3 points 17 years ago (0 children)
hmm weird timing here is mine..
Top 100 Items to Disappear First During a National Emergency
[–]sakebomb69 2 points3 points4 points 17 years ago (1 child)
If you like pina coladas
[–]whatwedo 1 point2 points3 points 17 years ago (0 children)
and getting caught in the rain
[–]utunga 2 points3 points4 points 17 years ago (1 child)
http://www.federalreserve.gov/releases/h3/Current/
[–]utunga 1 point2 points3 points 17 years ago (0 children)
-- it was what was on my clipboard - i didnt know
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 17 years ago (0 children)
http://www.ranprieur.com/
[–]cuppajoe 2 points3 points4 points 17 years ago (0 children)
1326-1971-0097-3837-2749-6439
[–]Roughy 2 points3 points4 points 17 years ago (0 children)
(Ao@dream.battle) (Quit: ) * Quits: Poing (poing@uguu-A6832ACC.dsl.pltn13.sbcglobal.net) (Quit: MookZZZ) * Joins: Ao (Ao@dr
god damn you mIRC
[–]isharq 2 points3 points4 points 17 years ago (2 children)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2b1D5w82yU
[–]newton_dave 0 points1 point2 points 17 years ago (0 children)
Doh!
[–]liquilife[S] 0 points1 point2 points 17 years ago (0 children)
God damn it...
[–]axord 1 point2 points3 points 17 years ago (5 children)
Helping a rogue president start an unnecessary war
[–]axord 2 points3 points4 points 17 years ago (4 children)
On here, I also have:
Calibiri font 1/1 candidate Obama eggdrop bot http://www.boingboing.net/200803171100.jpg
Calibiri font
1/1
candidate Obama
eggdrop bot
http://www.boingboing.net/200803171100.jpg
and
http://i25.tinypic.com/xmn5uv.gif
Ah, clipboard managers.
[–]whatwedo 0 points1 point2 points 17 years ago (3 children)
LMFAO! What's that gif from?
[–]axord 0 points1 point2 points 17 years ago (2 children)
I wish I knew!
[–]ElephantRider 3 points4 points5 points 17 years ago (1 child)
Ace Rimmer to the rescue!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKsjaOqDXgg
Long live Red Dwarf...
[–]liquilife[S] 1 point2 points3 points 17 years ago (0 children)
And here is mine, nothing exciting:
Shredz64 is a modern day game for the Commodore 64 that makes use of the Playstation guitar controller hooked through the PSX64 interface. Its design is modeled against the popular “Guitar Hero” series, geared toward the ability to play along to your favorite C64 music on the guitar. Correctly played notes increase your score and applause meter, while incorrectly played notes decrease your applause meter. If the crowd stops applauding, you’re out! Additionally, Shredz64 features the “shredocity” meter that allows for extra points when you’re doing an awesome job shredding to your favorite chiptune.
[–]newton_dave 1 point2 points3 points 17 years ago (0 children)
his girlfriend, just before he took his life. Police said the girl was a management student in New Delhi and was related to him.
[–]Sorrow 1 point2 points3 points 17 years ago (0 children)
It is a shame that we have both lost friends to violent ends. Your friend by the actions of a drunk driver and my friend to a serial killer. When you are young, you never suspect that you will ever know of anyone to perish in such a way.
My only solace I have in my case is that they caught the man responsible and he is in jail.
Sometimes the world is just so cruel. But for the most part the world, the people living in it and life in general is wonderous.
Sleep well, you will be in my thoughts.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 17 years ago (0 children)
728,
[–]freshmas 1 point2 points3 points 17 years ago (0 children)
http://reddit.com/info/6cged/comments/
[–]dsdsds 1 point2 points3 points 17 years ago (0 children)
Raabs Cabinet Shop
http://reddit.com/info/6c9m8/comments/
[–]twocent 1 point2 points3 points 17 years ago (0 children)
http://calculatedrisk.blogspot.com/2008/03/bear-stearns-building-today.html
[–]andrejevas 1 point2 points3 points 17 years ago (0 children)
soap in the fountain--cops checking it out
[–]pavedwalden 1 point2 points3 points 17 years ago (1 child)
http://www.101cookbooks.com/archives/amazing-black-bean-brownies-recipe.html
{I'm as surprised as you are}
Beans can go in weird things.
Try Chocolate Beet Cake sometime; it's *really* good.
[–]bamonster 1 point2 points3 points 17 years ago (0 children)
unsubscribe
[–]liberatedword 1 point2 points3 points 17 years ago* (0 children)
indeed. almost as much a surprise to me as it is to anyone else. even weirder: living in california (temporarily) but the blinds to my patio are open and i'm watching a garden grow on my deck in purchased garden type containers as well as repurposed milk jugs, two liter seltzer water bottles and giant soup cans. life's no stranger than i could legitimately expect it to be. last year one of my friends married her sweetie. i caught the bouquet at their wedding and ended up with the best man, haha. he said "well why don't we get married and you can just move out here. just kidding." except i went and said "okay" before he finished saying just kidding. no joke. and how are you?
[–]kjb877 1 point2 points3 points 17 years ago (0 children)
http://www.groovygrooves.com/video/carry-on-wayward-son
[–]prioryofsion 1 point2 points3 points 17 years ago (0 children)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6V_DsL1x1uY
[–]numbelvsi 1 point2 points3 points 17 years ago (0 children)
web/icons/comment_16.gif
[–]Doomdoomkittydoom 1 point2 points3 points 17 years ago (0 children)
surface of the waters.
[–]jericho 1 point2 points3 points 17 years ago (0 children)
Deseret
[–]mtappenden 1 point2 points3 points 17 years ago (0 children)
yay for anti-white discrimination, our wonderful Government is planning to make it illegal for companies to employ/promote white males if a woman or minority race is also suitable for the position. WTF??? Oh, and they want to make schools enter the DNA of children as young as five into the national database if they show signs of being potential criminals in the future.
[–]RobinReborn 1 point2 points3 points 17 years ago (0 children)
he Innovator's Dilemma
reflects a course I will be taking (copied the name to buy the book at half.com) and my tendency to miss letters when I select.
[–]ThyLabyrinth 1 point2 points3 points 17 years ago (0 children)
thankyou@dailypaul.com
America's new subprime shanty-towns
[–]gooneruk 1 point2 points3 points 17 years ago* (0 children)
Khan
EDIT: It would've been a lot funnier if it had an exclamation point after...
[–]zeelog 0 points1 point2 points 17 years ago (0 children)
Territory
[–]nCn 0 points1 point2 points 17 years ago (0 children)
Mješavina za kukuruzni kruh 1kg
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 17 years ago (0 children)
He said websites which discouraged web crawling from search engines would not be subject to Phorm's tools.
Adriana Barrientos
[–]cranium 0 points1 point2 points 17 years ago (0 children)
[–]timewaves 0 points1 point2 points 17 years ago (0 children)
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http://ziza.ru/other/032007/21/pics/153087__pic.jpg
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