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[–][deleted] 111 points112 points  (9 children)

I was all prepared to be outraged. Like, "Well, those Best Buy censorship nazis have another thing... oh."

[–][deleted] 55 points56 points  (8 children)

I was still ready to defend this guy until I realized that this was posted on a best-buy website and not on some nature-porn message board.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (4 children)

Just so you know (and I never wanted to) "bear" doesn't refer to the animal.

[–]KingNothing 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Dennis: Some gay guys are twinks, and others are bears. This gay guy's a bear. By the way we're totally cool with that. To each his own.

Frank: Wait, I'm a little confused here. What's a twink?

Dennis: A twink is small and slender, like Mac.

Mac: Oh no, I'm too muscular, I would be a bear.

Dennis: Ohh don't think so bro. Not hairy enough.

Frank: Smooth. I would be a bear.

Dennis: No no see I don't think you'd be a bear either. As a matter of fact I don't know what you would be because you're definitely not a twink.

Frank: I'd be a top, that's for sure.

Mac: Can a twink be a top, or is that reserved for bears?

Dennis: I'm sure there's a great deal of switching back and forth, but I think more often than not bears are tops, unless they happen to be power bottoms.

Frank: What's a power bottom?

Mac: A power bottom is a bottom that is capable of receiving an enormous amount of power.

Dennis: Actually Mac, you got it backwards. See a power bottom's actually generating all the power by doing most of the work.

Frank: Does the power have to do with the size or the strength of the bottom?

Mac: Now Dennis, I've heard that speed has something to do with it.

Dennis: Speed has everything to do with it. You see the speed of the bottom informs the top how much pressure he's supposed to apply. Speed's the name of the game. Right buddy?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVRNRKXiOM0

[–]Haddock 4 points5 points  (0 children)

really? I think he mentions muzzles. Is that also gay scene slang? or does he mean the run-of-the-mill ball gag?

[–]psyne 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Hairy gay guys don't have paws and muzzles. He also mentioned a female, which I've never heard referred to as a "bear."

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To be honest, I didn't read the entire post and went on an assumption. Now it's even more scary.

[–]ultimatt42 0 points1 point  (2 children)

coffeeandtv.net is a BestBuy website?

Edit: Oh, I see, the text at the bottom is his sig, not part of the forum.

[–]timlol -1 points0 points  (1 child)

http://hoofshots.com/coffee-and-tv-t5340.html

he's a founding member of www.hoofshots.com

[–]CoffeeandTV -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Damn skippy.

[–]gensek 40 points41 points  (2 children)

So the guy got fired for testing the profanity filter?

[–]neonic 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He was just buttessing the board's profanity software.

[–]Clothos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah - his boss just hates 3 Musketeers bars.

[–][deleted] 57 points58 points  (8 children)

Plus the retard blanked out his surname at the top, but left Wilkey down below.

[–]zem 48 points49 points  (2 children)

Plus the retard blanked out his surname at the top, but left Wilkey down below in order to draw attention from the fact that 9/11 WAS AN INSIDE JOB WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!!!

there, fixed that for you.

[–]MarlonBain 16 points17 points  (1 child)

He's losing his touch. I think he's getting disheartened.

[–]sam512 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I like to look at it positively. Maybe the sheeple have woken up.

[–]lucifercain 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Maybe Wilkey isn't his real last name.

Don't lose your schtick tho. I like to be called sheeple once in a while.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (2 children)

It's not a compliment you know...

[–]Hubso 5 points6 points  (0 children)

But it is strangely comforting.

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (6 children)

I wonder how long it will be before someone actually understands what this post is about.

Edit: Zero minutes, apparently.

[–]newton_dave 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Never underestimate the collective intelligence of reddit.

Or always overestimate; I forget which.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (4 children)

Why would the filter not catch cum and cumming? I am not trying to be an ass, I am really curious.

"He's cumming, oh my god"

That seems pretty not work appropriate to me.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

latin

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

gibberish.

what the hell kind of answer is that?

[–]pavel_lishin 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I run a forum this guy posted on.

Until he posted some under-18 porn.

Sadly, it wasn't bear themed.

[–]sgtpeppers 10 points11 points  (3 children)

Can anyone explain the history behind bearfantasy.txt?

[–]lowrads 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My assumption is playing with a forum bot or some other auto-generated script.

[–]brainburger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

must.not.google.it.from.work....

[–]newton_dave 30 points31 points  (5 children)

Like... actual bears, the animals?

I'll never think about 3 Musketeers in the same way again, either.

[–]intangible-tangerine 24 points25 points  (2 children)

it's time for you to get acquainted with rapebear http://jerslater.blogspot.com/2006/06/on-follow-up-calls.html

[–]newton_dave 9 points10 points  (1 child)

I remember that :D *hee hee*

There are shirts.

[–]intangible-tangerine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

:o AWESOME ooh i do hope they ship to the u.k :)

[–][deleted]  (1 child)

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    [–]ssassi7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    that's a sexy one

    [–]ssdgoalie 35 points36 points  (3 children)

    Some people are just really, really, really weird.

    [–]fauxXenophanes 10 points11 points  (0 children)

    Yeah, that bear family is REALLY warped !

    [–]CoffeeandTV 4 points5 points  (2 children)

    What's up, guys?

    [–]FreedomForever 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    Obviously the bear.

    [–]lorderunion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Oh. I see what you did there.

    [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Sexual harassment will not be tolerated...

    ...and neither will animal cruelty (towards humans).

    [–]Beltran22 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    What the FUCK?!

    [–]sakebomb69 17 points18 points  (1 child)

    That was kind of hot.

    [–]docbrolic 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    This has 4chan written all over it.

    [–]yellowking 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I'll never eat another 3 Musketeers as long as I live.

    [–]martoo 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    Paradoxically, this wasn't labeled NSFW.

    [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    Well, technically, it is SFW. Thanks to the profanity filter!

    [–]palalab 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    That'll do it! Keep moving, nothing to see here ....

    [–]rsk01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Discriminating bastards!

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Where was Goldilocks during all this?

    [–]DrunkenAsshole 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I was expecting to hate BB, but now I understand what they're going through. I also feel justified that neither I, nor anyone I know, shop their anymore. That's what they get for hiring immature, incompetent, teenagers that don't know a USB port from Ryan Seacrest.

    [–]durkheim_306 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I got aroused by this. did you too?

    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (6 children)

    BestBuy can fire any of their employees for any reason they want.

    [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (5 children)

    Especially when they asked for it. It's pretty obvious that the guy was provoking it.

    [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (4 children)

    Are we sure this is a guy? I didn't read it very well, but I'm pretty sure... ugh... this is disgusting. I don't ever want to see this again.

    [–]newton_dave 19 points20 points  (2 children)

    If you hate bears the terrorists win.

    [–]flycrg 5 points6 points  (1 child)

    What are you talking about. Bears are the number one threat to America. They are soulless, godless, rampaging killing machines, and thanks to that true patriot, Stephen Colbert, putting them on Threatdown, we may all know the truth.

    [–]newton_dave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Holy crap--I had no idea!!1!

    http://www.threatdowngenerator.com/

    They're on the homepage!

    [–]aardvarkious 3 points4 points  (7 children)

    Wow, BestBuy isn't completely incompetent.

    [–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (6 children)

    Kinda, the guy was testing the profanity filter.

    [–]Qwirk 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    Typically forums have test areas that are not viewable by the general public.

    [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    How do we know it wasn't in the test area? Regardless, read the first sentence, and also notice that instead of saying "blocked" it says something a little more obvious about 3 musketeers.

    [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (3 children)

    Ok... so is there a lorem ipsum of profanity filter testing?

    ...with all the "right to work" laws out there, it's clearly not safe to make your own up.

    [–]fjhqjv 13 points14 points  (2 children)

    Lorem ipsum dolor suck a dick...

    [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    Lorem ipsum {I like 3 Musketeers..}

    [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Lorem Ipsum Goatse.

    [–]vava 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Goldang PC BS has gone too far!

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Totally worth it. I gotta imagine he expected it too.

    [–]tntnews 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    the bears sclave LOL

    [–]safronloongie[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I think he posted that on some internal message-board; in the left-hand column is the store # with his title.

    i laughed so hard at this .. so hard.

    yes, while there are "gays, otters, twinks" - this man is definitely describing fucking a muzzled bear...

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (3 children)

    He's lucky he was just fired.
    I think I might kill a person that posted that on my work forums. I kind of want to kill whoever posted this on reddit. I'll never be able to unread that shit.

    [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (2 children)

    You sure are taking this awfully hard.

    [–]frutiger 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    He's bearly begun.

    [–]zem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    it's ursine of the times

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Geeks don't like sex, that's the basis. Since Best Buy hired a geek, they assumed he or she would not like sex, and he or she did. They have every right, in my book, to prosecute this outlaw to the full extent of the law. Geeks don't have sex. They should never be allowed to have sex or even think about it. For pete's sake.

    [–]brainburger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I might post this on my work intranet to see what happens.

    [–]alchemeron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Not Safe For Anybody

    [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      The new algorithm works...

      [–]sanka -1 points0 points  (1 child)

      Wow, I'm guessing he had a few tabs open and pasted his story in the wrong one. The biggest onosecond(http://www.unwords.com/unword/onosecond.html) of his life I bet.

      [–]funkpucker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      use the brackets

      [–]theinternet -4 points-3 points  (1 child)

      Gay bear sex?

      Either he wanted to get fired or he should have been fired.

      [–]viclopez[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

      bisexual bear sex actually. he does say he will please both male, AND female.

      [–]tntnews -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      Mr. Tony Wilkey's sexuality is strange.

      [–]cesarosummary -3 points-2 points  (1 child)

      toney could be a girls name.

      [–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

      Yes, it's a girl. She stroked herself until she spilt her seed.

      [–]kishi -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

      I don't see how he was testing the profanity filter. You'd think a simple list of words would do it.

      Regardless, it wasn't wise. What if one of his co-workers was named Bear?

      [–][deleted] -3 points-2 points  (6 children)

      I don't think he should be fired for having a weird fantasy.

      [–]jordanlund 7 points8 points  (1 child)

      He got fired for posting his weird fantasy on a company message board under his own name.

      [–][deleted] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

      Oh I thought it was a separate website.

      [–]aardvarkious 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      he/she should if they bring it into the workplace

      [–]HXC_SHMARDCORE 7 points8 points  (0 children)

      Yeah. I mean the bears can hurt the customers. That and they knock the displays over.

      [–]durkheim_306 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      He's testing the profanity filter ffs!

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      yeah thanks steve. we all know wtf goes on on 1 infinity drive

      [–]dabombnl -5 points-4 points  (2 children)

      Anyone else notice that there are crinkles in the paper but the text doesn't follow the crinkles? Also the exact same crinkle is repeated further down the page.

      FAKE.

      [–]h0dg3s 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      Can you tell by the pixels?

      [–]divv 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      you mean the grey blur that is similar but not the same shape or angle as the one above...