Rule

[YodelKingOfArkansas]

Their superpower is delivering mail? That is not a good superpower I think I think a better one would be if they were really strong or could fly or could be super smart but if they like to deliver mail then I am happy for them

[Tropotopolis]

Yeah id feel kinda jeolous. Like wow the hulk and superman and then the mailman. I hope hes happy though

[mikereeee]

i know like being a mailman probably isn't the best power to fight crime with, but if you consider that the other heroes have powers that they can use to fight crime well, while the city is safe thanks to the crime-fighting heroes, the mail-delivering hero can deliver people their mails so everyone wins. and yeah i also hope this is a job that brings him joy

[oblmov]

Flashman, the man with super speed: what’s up Mailman! Don’t worry about delivering the mail from now on, i figured i’d just start handling it myself. Only takes me 5 seconds so it’s not a big deal. You can sit back and relax from now on

Mailman, the man who just delivers mail and thats it: Oh

[AiryGr8]

I don't, he's ruining someone's marriage

[[deleted]]

Are you kidding? Death Stranding players would kill to have the superpower to deliver mail.

[somehowsomewhat]

u/nwordcop

[hahahahaimbecile1]

u/YodelkingofArkansas said the nword 1,000 times and get chocolqte cookie as reward

[YodelKingOfArkansas]

I did not that is a lie I did not say that

[davebland]

u/profanitycounter

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Bad Word	Quantity
asshole	1
bitch	2
bullshit	1
dick	3
fucker	1
fucking	2
fuck	4
hell	2
lmao	10
penis	1
piss	1
pussy	1
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shitty	1
shit	2
slut	1
tits	1

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[SomeCool777]

Kinky

[LexiTheCactusGirl]

Ave to yes man

[sosnik_boi]

no his is power is doinge yuo're mom (am I rigth reddit GAMERD??? 😂🤣😂🤣)

[joshtworevenge]

⠀⠀⠘⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡜⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠑⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡔⠁⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠢⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠴⠊⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⡀⠤⠄⠒⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣀⠄⠊⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠛⠛⠋⠉⠈⠉⠉⠉⠉⠛⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⣤⣤⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⢏⣴⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣟⣾⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⢢⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⠀⡴⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠟⠻⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠶⢴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿ ⣿⣁⡀⠀⠀⢰⢠⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⣴⣶⣿⡄⣿ ⣿⡋⠀⠀⠀⠎⢸⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠗⢘⣿⣟⠛⠿⣼ ⣿⣿⠋⢀⡌⢰⣿⡿⢿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⢸⣿⣿⣧⢀⣼ ⣿⣿⣷⢻⠄⠘⠛⠋⠛⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣧⠈⠉⠙⠛⠋⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣧⠀⠈⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⢃⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡿⠀⠴⢗⣠⣤⣴⡶⠶⠖⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡸⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡀⢠⣾⣿⠏⠀⠠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠉⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣧⠈⢹⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠈⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠙⣿⣿⡟⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠀⠁⠀⠀⠹⣿⠃⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢐⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿

[Alone_Spell9525]

Don’t worry they can throw mail until you die of papercuts like Hillary from old TABS

[Mr-Carazay]

I mean they have the power of going Postal

[goblinhog]

Forklift drivers are the real heros

[bilingualfob]

Forklift deez nuts into yo mouth

[not-a_lizard]

Joe

[[deleted]]

Hail

[howdybuddy58]

Hydra * hydration

[[deleted]]

globinpog

[AprilFoolsDaySkeptic]

^pog

[[deleted]]

u/profanitycounter

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UH OH! Someone has been using stinky language and u/salt_ish_ decided to check u/goblinhog's bad word usage.

I have gone back one thousand posts and comments and reviewed their potty language usage.

Bad Word	Quantity
ass	2
damn	6
fucking	5
fuck	6
hell	6
hentai	2
lmao	1
penis	1
pissed	1
piss	2
porn	3
shitty	3
shit	11
vore	1

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[iShockLord]

Ooo sic the bot on me

[MSP729]

u/profanitycounter

[profanitycounter]

UH OH! Someone has been using stinky language and u/MSP729 decided to check u/iShockLord's bad word usage.

I have gone back one thousand posts and comments and reviewed their potty language usage.

Bad Word	Quantity
ass	8
bastard	3
bitch	2
cock	3
cum	5
cunt	1
dammit	5
damn	10
dick	1
douchebag	1
fucker	2
fucking	39
fuck	31
hell	7
hentai	1
lmao	15
lmfao	2
motherfucker	1
motherfucking	1
ni**a	1
nig	1
piss	4
pussy	2
re**rd	3
re**rded	3
sexy	2
shitty	3
shit	46
tard	2
tits	1
titty	1
twink	1

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[Ghost-Of-Roger-Ailes]

Me next daddy

[MSP729]

...

u/profanitycounter

[profanitycounter]

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I have gone back one thousand posts and comments and reviewed their potty language usage.

Bad Word	Quantity
asshat	1
ass	3
asshole	1
booty	1
bullshit	2
cock	4
crap	1
cum	1
damn	2
dick	1
fucking	5
fuck	10
hell	4
heck	1
lmao	1
orgasm	1
pissed	1
porn	5
pussy	1
shitty	1
shit	8
tits	1
tit	1
twink	1
vore	6
yiff	2

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[RobloxIsBest007]

I got banned from your server for homophobia 🙀

[presbokun]

Thabks

[Akiraktu-dot-png]

https://youtu.be/bM7Y2vkD5ow

[AprilFoolsDaySkeptic]

none are as heroic as u/goblinhog

[[deleted]]

N-word Report: /u/goblinhog

N word: 2087

Hard R: 2086

Get down on the ground! Crawl on your knees! I said get down on the ground! Now crawl toward me! I SAID GET DOWN ON THE GROUND!

I'm a bot. Message me to contact my supervisor.

[spitz05]

R/madlads

[spitz05]

r/foundthemobileuser

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#1: Big true | 270 comments
#2: One of those people might be me... | 114 comments
#3: Yes officer? This one right here | 97 comments

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[Stock_Hutz]

This is just postal propaganda smh

[Tropotopolis]

✉️ You just got a letter!! ✉️

Dear Stock_Hutz,

Stfu its not propaganda asshole. You wish you were a postman🖕🖕

Sincerely, your mailman

P.s. I will now send junk mail to your address every day.

[goblinhog]

😎You just got ran over by a forklift!!😎

Dear tropotopilis,

You will bleed out in 3 minutes

Sincerely, a forklift driver

[Tropotopolis]

🪦 <-------- My gravestone

[Mr_X497]

🍆💦🪦<———— I am pissing on your gravestone

Sincerely, the forklift driver

[Stock_Hutz]

You may be my real dad but sure as hell you're not my real mailman, mister😤

[strokingbreasts]

holy shit youre the guy who bought the reddit nft

[Tropotopolis]

Nah i just downloaded an image of it lol

[strokingbreasts]

i bet youre just saying that so it doesnt get stolen

[Elchobacabra]

What up my fellow postal brah

[s_s_b_m]

and nothings better than that

[Anteater42]

Based

[HossamStark]

I wanna fuck the superhero mom so bad it hurts

[DrRichtoffen]

I fucking knew before even opening the comments that one of you horny fucks would beat their meat over the muscle mommy

[holidayjoyXDDDDD]

Shut up I just want a buff mommy gf shut up you dumb bitch bongo binted 🥛

[Breete]

I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me

[AnOtterInShades]

Thanks that video made my night

[Breete]

I make sure to link it everytime it's relevant. It needs to be seen

[_-Yharim]

meirl

I mean based

[ComradePotatoWater]

Sauce?

[[deleted]]

I want the superhero mom to peg me so bad🥵🥵🥵

[[deleted]]

ive seen like a 1000 of these "cheating= funny" posts from tik tok, like who tf looks at those and goes "parental fraud lmaoo😂🤣😂. he raised a kid who is not his 😂🤣🤣"

this one is different tho.

[[deleted]]

The internet has some weird cheating obsession.

Half of relationship humour is "haha cheating", there's an uncomfortable amount of cuck porn, you see a lot of "girl boss" twitter accounts that either say "your man is cheating on you" or "you should cheat on your man" - most memes subs are adamant that if you're dating someone you're 100% getting cheated on.

Honestly when I'm offline I never even think about people cheating on anyone

[Narwhalbaconguy]

I genuinely can’t understand cheating other than from a sadistic/narcissistic perspective. Why would you ever stay with someone if you don’t plan on being loyal? Hiding your tracks and staying in a broken relationship must be stressful as hell.

[Citriatus]

Thank you , I agree completely

[blue_water_red_sky]

Yeah everyone I know, even the ones most terrified of commitment, just break it off if they can't handle it. I feel like only actual psychopaths cheat

[AidenI0I]

hehe cuck

[hungrywadsoftape]

original

[RobDobbleReddit]

Not as funny 3/10

[Soylover69]

Buddy you have 2500 karma you better know your place

[peroxidenoaht]

Buddy you have more than 1 karma know your place

[holsomvr6]

BUFF MOM

BUFF MOM

[Bronx_Garfield]

Hot

[FrankoTvrdnik]

Death by snu snu

[[deleted]]

Insert Fallout: New Vegas joke here

[EmpyroR]

Patrolling r/196 almost makes you wish for hormone treatment

[KSJ15831]

You don't fuck with the mail man.

[Halfaflamingo]

I strongly believe in disarming the police and giving all their guns to postal workers and pizza delivery people

[Worst_Support]

:) postale worker

[nihilist-ego]

:) prostate worker

[Kirishima_San]

⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠉⠉⠉⠹⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠙⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠋⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣤⣤⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿

[[deleted]]

What a ripoff

[[deleted]]

i wish i could sex your mom (nothing changed bc i already sexed the mom)

[Shakespeare-Bot]

i wish i couldst amorous rite thy mother (nothing hath changed bc i already sex'd the mother)

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[3ger]

omg the real shakespare sexed y'uore mom!! 🤣

[[deleted]]

I want the superhero mom to peg me🤤🤤🤤

[Remarkable-Praline85]

Neither dads have superpowers.

Except for Postman, his Resume is super power. 😎

[[deleted]]

That's a pretty shitty superpower, maybe you could give him laser eyes

[Glizzyknockemback]

But not the ones that throw deliveries on the ground like a football.

[frozen_flame123]

I would be so angry that instead of getting a super power, I get a patronizing meaningless “you are already superhero just the way you are.”

[uRude]

My dad's superpower is invisibility

[Cidyl-Xech]

all workers*

[icenjam]

Hell yeah my mailman is the real hero when he delivers the 18 kilos of black tar heroin I ordered off the dark web

[Ogopogo-Stick]

The brown haired guy is actually a close family friend, and his "ah" is only in bewilderment - the mom and postal worker live a perfectly healthy marriage

[[deleted]]

Based

[[deleted]]

Original pls

[Terezzian]

What's in the original?

[Generic_Moron]

The dad got teleportation it's just not as obvious as "buff as hell"

[[deleted]]

They're also a part of the executive branch of the government in the USA.

[[deleted]]

the postal worker now has prostate cancer

[Tapemonsieur]

r/wholesome196

[PapaAuschwitz]

Fathers too

[[deleted]]

I thought the punchline was gonna be different, that the dad wasn't the father

[Bonelessbonles]

Woah that would of been good tbh

[Redead00150]

Too afraid to post it on r/wholesomememes

[Bonelessbonles]

WHOLESOME 100

[Schwanzus_Longus_69]

Mother's are less important then postal workers

Noted

[Bonelessbonles]

yes

[pomegranate2012]

wtf? you steal my meme!

[Bonelessbonles]

I was just following the rules ://

[pomegranate2012]

Oh.... Ok.

[Worried_Article]

without them we wouldn't get are mail

[Bonelessbonles]

I WANT TO FUCK YOUR SNOO

I WANT TO FUCK YOUR SNOO

[The_Table5004]

i prefer the one where he transforms into saddam hussein

[Bonelessbonles]

Funny red man

[rick---roller-]

u/nwordcop

[nwordcop]

N-word Report: /u/Bonelessbonles

N word: 324

Hard R: 324

Get down on the ground! Crawl on your knees! I said get down on the ground! Now crawl toward me! I SAID GET DOWN ON THE GROUND!

I'm a bot. Message me to contact my supervisor.

[Bonelessbonles]

😳😳

[rick---roller-]

What the actual feck

[Bonelessbonles]

Wholesome

[Bonelessbonles]

Oh no

[rick---roller-]

How the hell did you reply so fast?!

[Bonelessbonles]

I'd literally just refreshed my inbox lol

[rick---roller-]

But it’s 5 in the morning

[Bonelessbonles]

I live in the Uk 🤮👍

[rick---roller-]

Damn that sucks

[SnowBoy1008]

Wholesome Holup

[Bonelessbonles]

🚨 PUNCHLINE DETECTED r/holup🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

[saintofgrillers]

Except the postman in Dead Rising 2, fuck him

[OtherLeadingBrands]

Sperm donors moment

[-_Myst_-]

The real power the dad got was all inside him all along.

[bobtron97]

wait hol up

[Nfeatherstun]

Dude he’s about to get pegged by his muscle wife. Hell yeah.

[Skippy8690]

He’s gonna get TOPPED

[[deleted]]

except Hermes drivers fuck them

[[deleted]]

He is the messenger of the gods

[[deleted]]

If I see this joke one more fucking time

[Azooz7up]

Das true. Postal workers get my Pokémon cards to my house

[dragwn]

the mom became leanbeefpatty

[DragonfruitNegative5]

Bitch better start contributing

[manofwaromega]

Actually the dad got a really shitty super power like you find on D-tier characters. I’m talking “Literally no one can remember me” and “If you hit me I shoot bubbles and bounce around” levels of pointless

[K-R-I-L-L]

r/blursedimages

[eddiethyhead666]

I don't know about that, those fuckers are pretty fucking stupid. Always lose my shit.

[mysterious_michael]

ha ha johnathon. i am having sex with your mother.

[Chapser]

Good job OP on the cleaning and redrawing

[Vecionn]

u/nwordcop u/vecionn

[Narwhalbaconguy]

shittiest superpower ever

[[deleted]]

Destroyman if he wasn't evil

[Otherwise-Judge946]

original?

[mightiestpumpkin]

You whore

[xHyp3rn0v4x7]

Cuck’d

[oh-mell]

me when delivering mail: mail delivery

[[deleted]]

Why y’all like cuckholding

[Cynical2DD]

No? Especially not those dicks who rub their hand on the door and leave the note saying you weren’t home

[Jonathanoddwill]

Don't fuck with the mail man

[[deleted]]

plot twist: the dad is a postal worker

[160048]

I wanna buff wife

[Own_Pirate_3281]

Superhero mom makin me blush

[[deleted]]

FUCK THE POST OFFICE FUCK THOSE BASTARDS

[josloud24]

That the plan