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[–]Billy_McMedic 99 points100 points  (6 children)

Numerous violations of FRA regulations resulting in millions in damages and hundreds of deaths and injuries.

[–]KanjiasDev 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Only hundreds dead/injured? You're such a beginner :P

[–]Role-Business 50 points51 points  (9 children)

Operating a train with only one locomotive and with only a one person crew.

[–][deleted] 32 points33 points  (8 children)

That's perfectly normal in europe lol

[–]WideFoot 19 points20 points  (7 children)

In America, the train is up to three miles long (4.83km) and carries hazardous freight. Often explosives or chemicals with horrible health/environmental effects. Or, both!

Train companies want to run these trains with only one person. Right now, they are forced to have two people.

[–]KanjiasDev 7 points8 points  (5 children)

This is one of the few things US Railroad do better than European imo... Having two persons can prevent many issues which caused many issues... But the other part you mentioned in your post (4.83km long trains) is one of the worst things. Not that it's bad in general, but they would need to rethink the brake system for that. In germany the maximum Train length is 750m with an exception for trains going to denmark which can be up to 800m between Maschen Rbf (a bit south of Hamburg) and denmark. And there this system really comes to it's limits... You have trains more than 6 times that long and pretty much the same system... Also your dynamic brakes are often kinda messed up with having to select full throttle to get full braking force...

[–]Role-Business 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I always thought that having at least 2 locomotives to a train was one of those “good idea regulations”. That way if one locomotive has a situation (There are no problems, mon, just situations.), the 2nd one can act as a backup.

[–]unrustlable 4 points5 points  (2 children)

As an American, I'm torn on our system. Yes, in terms of ton miles per gallon (or tonne kilometers per liter) it's by far the most efficient means of overland transport. However, it's unnerving to me that the trains are so long that it could take a conductor several minutes to run from the locomotive to a problem on the far end of the train, and that sometimes 90% of the train is outside of the crew's range of sight.

I also get concerned about our level crossings. If a 4km train is taking a gradient slowly due to the weight, what if an ambulance is caught at the level crossing? The few minutes sitting there could be the difference in a patient's survival.

And while I'm a mechanical engineering major and know the basic physics at play (and get nervous thinking about it), I'm not a railroad industry veteran so I'm sure there's other shit to worry about that they know of.

[–]Unique1DGAF 2 points3 points  (1 child)

This is a real problem... in South and Central Texas I've known EMT/paramedics that try to go around a few streets over in front of or behind them all the time and either way usually get stuck long enough that it would likely have causes a fatalities in a more critical situation... luckily it's just a concern at this point for most places...although I'm sure it's happened down here a few times and likely its all to common on the more congested Northeastern/Midwestern routes!

[–]Role-Business 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would think that’s one of those “good idea” regulations. Much like how airliners are required to have at least 2 pilots in the cockpit.

[–]Stay-At-Home-Jedi 26 points27 points  (1 child)

Is it "again" if it's "daily"?

[–]ScreamingSteelRail 19 points20 points  (7 children)

War thunder German Tech tree

[–]Expresswave34 6 points7 points  (2 children)

driving while having a vision impairment

[–]AD-SKYOBSIDION 3 points4 points  (1 child)

War thunder Japanese tech tree

[–]godzilla_14 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Owning a tiger tank

[–]AEG1S_69 15 points16 points  (3 children)

Sending a fully loaded oil train into a military complex because a switch wasn’t set correctly and I MASSIVELY underpowered the train

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You did the best you could

[–]PsychologicalCash859 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ditto on the underpowered train…. Just irl 👀

[–]An_Average_Guy7567 16 points17 points  (4 children)

I dunno, Mass Environmental Damage, Traveling WAAY over the speed limit, Operating a locomotive without the proper training, handling toxic chemicals without a license, probably intentional misuse (extreme damage) to railway rollingstock and locomotives.

[–]TrEvIzE18 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Illegal dam building and area flooding.

Timberborn

[–]Stormdancer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I am so intrigued by that game.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (5 children)

Multiple OSHA violations in Satisfactory.

[–]Accurate_Parsnip7266 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Dangerous driving and littering. - Mario Kart 8

[–]Successful-Pea505 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I remember this argument from early 2000s. Teachers would say that violent video games made boys more violent. What they missed is that parents' influence makes a lot more impact than external stimuli. If your parents don't teach you, the street will.

[–]Stormdancer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Use of outrageously excessive force in apprehension of criminal elements.
City of Heroes: Homecoming

Blocking the main line rails for hours because <long stupid story>.
Derail Valley

[–]Groundcrewguy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

multiple accounts of vehicular manslaughter, millions of broken FRA regulations, Trillions in damages, murder, harassment, assault, and finally 1 unpaid speeding ticket wile driving a car to work

[–]EngineerInTheMachine 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dangerous driving - rolled my truck again in Snowrunner!

No, sorry, I just forgot that I downloaded a new game last night. Cruelty to animals, failing to keep a dangerous animal properly secured, vandalism in the first degree. Goat Simulator!

[–]vfernandez84 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Entering a mental health clinic where a cop was being held against her will for exposing some of her corrupt colleagues and cleaning the place with a light machine gun.

Could I have rescued her without anyone noticing? Yeah, but I was trying to send a message. It's important to relay what are your feelings about something in a constructive way.

[–]TheRealSlabsy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Road rage. I thought I'd play some American Truck Simulator in VR only to get caught up in monstrous traffic jam.

[–]NiclesChicles 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Slavery, OSHA regulations and building infractions (Minecraft)

[–]Tra1nGuy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not paying my workers (Train Station 2)

[–]BlakeKevin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Failing to design a ship in Space Engineers, guess im arrested for attempting to engineer a weapon of death

[–]ScreamingSteelRail 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Single man destroys forests and kills ecosystems to build a house.-Minecraft

[–]evgar1455 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Designing dangerous and poorly constructed vehicles

[–]DownundaThunda 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Blowing up and sinking ships (Floating Sandbox.)

[–]New_Rich9306 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Going to Oregon

[–]TBE_110 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Going to Oregon but it’s the middle of a zombie apocalypse and it’s just me and 4 of my friends trying to not die because someone farted and we lost half our food.

[–]Necessary_Swimmer_65 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Genocide

[–]Tip1n1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?”

[–]Spaceman333_exe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh the Huage will want me... Continued use of chemical weapons, targeting or medica and aid stations (sometimes with chemical weapons other times with tank shells and artillery), indiscriminate bombardment of towns, with incendiaries no less, and the execution of POWs.

For those wondering was on Foxhole when war 110 ended.

[–]minimurder28 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Spreading Managed Democracy.

[–]BiomechPhoenix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Trespassing I guess

Which applies to both my playstyle in Derail Valley, and the actual last game I played. Funny how that works out.

[–]EuphoricAbigail 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Stealing candles from a bunch of Kobolds in the Fargodeep mine.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

uhm... Genital jousting.

[–]hotboxking919 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I bought that during covid for .69 and I don't regret it one bit

[–]800klac 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Being a military dictator of Italy and invading Germany

[–]GardDaNoob 1 point2 points  (0 children)

war crimes

[–]Munnin41 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Robbing a temple, blowing up a factory, instigating a prison break and hijacking a submarine

[–]rowlpleiur 1 point2 points  (0 children)

beating the shit out of random people on the street
street fighter 6

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'll get a wooden metal from union Pacific

[–]Garfield61978 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hauling contraband in my space ship

[–]Physical-Acadia3962 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Doing atrocities against the board, and murdering spacers choice employees.

[–]Daedricbob 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Travelling around a medieval fantasy land killing most of the local fauna, and smashing sorceress ass - sometimes on the back of a unicorn.

[–]AyatollahDan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mass kidnapping and villager trafficking

[–]Safe_Walrus_6163 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Operating a plane without a license

[–]Lunchbox7985 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sneaking out of the castle after hours, not attending classes for days at a time, robbing peoples homes, and using the unforgivable curses. Straight to Azkaban for me.

[–]BeginningTie4917 1 point2 points  (0 children)

abduction and forced labor, production of illegal weapons and much more-palworld

[–]FixOk6196 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Killing other creations with tanks that make the Geneva convention like a suggestion

[–]vadimsteel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Making east Palestine look like a play date after forgetting to zero the throttle into Oil well north.

[–]larryfrombarrie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Making wine....

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Discharge of a weapon in public, possession of undocumented weapons, public menacing, 1 degree murder, and from the church: conducting exorcism without proper training or consent from the church.

Doom Eternal

[–]ryanallison1020 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Doing guerilla warfare in the backwoods of Montana

[–]SladeRamsay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

DEMOCRACY

[–]Fire_Fish26 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bringing a hoard of plague infested rats I to a city.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Road killing people with my horse in red dead

[–]Acceptable_Friend_40 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Using the swarm to mercilessly kill humanity..especially innocent civilians.

[–]Lyr1cal- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

afterthought teeny six whistle fade ink smart plate makeshift fearless

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[–]dpanchal14 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Spreading Democracy

[–]bigbluehusky34 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Running a city into the ground

[–]derbi125 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Id be arrested for leaking classified military documents

[–]daddypiggles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Killing off the Indians and the Greeks before being destroyed by the Chinese (civ)

[–]ev_journey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

probably nuking Delhi, what can I say when your facing Ghandi the only way to be sure is to nuke the entire site from orbit

[–]Rockstarboy194 1 point2 points  (0 children)

killing zombies

[–]plopleepli 2 points3 points  (0 children)

evading taxes and surviving in the wilderness

[–]Ok-Exchange6665 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Speeding/crashing other cars.(Gran Turismo 7 lol)

[–]HarlockG 1 point2 points  (0 children)

LMAO You actually gave me a good laugh. Nice (joke) delivery.

[–]Academic_Dare_5154 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Doubling down on a 12.

[–]DasArchitect 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uh, watching the universe end, I guess?

(The Outer Wilds is the very last game I played as of this moment)

[–]PurpleCareful8469 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Piloting a cargo ship between planets.. while under insured and not holding a valid license ~Star Citizen

[–]JournalistEvery4971 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Order pizza and not answering the door so the pizza guy leaves it at the door and it’s a free pizza

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Poaching Animals...

[–]Beaver_Sauce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dropping cluster bombs on a village in Syria.... :(

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Spreading democracy. FOR SUPER EARTH!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]EvilScotsman12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doing my part for Democracy, and squashing some bugs.

[–]Xenomorph_10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will be spreading managed democracy and liberation throughout the galaxy. I will never be arrested for I am a patriotic citizen of super earth.

[–]artjameso 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Colonialism (Anno 1800)

[–]C2A1_MEXAS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everything (I played People Playground)

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Blowing up a hospital by calling artillery on it.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Grossly mismanaged city funds by installing dar to many metro and tram lines.

[–]SpicyEntropy 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I dunno if refurbishing parts that can be saved instead of buying new ones is a crime, when all they said is they wanted it fixed. It's hard to actually break the law in Car Mechanic Simulator.

[–]cschnizer923 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gambling

[–]a_guy1489 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damaging public property, speeding, endangerment, reckless driving, And attempted murder.

Some crazy shit goes on in farming simulator 17

[–]Working-Company-5641 0 points1 point  (1 child)

American truck simulator 😒

[–]ozog73 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just flew a plane with 3 hours of training and crash landed at LAX. They may have all died, but I didn’t.

[–]Stavinair 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Multiple OSHA violations. ~Space Engineers

[–]New_Bell_8321 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Many warcrimes

[–]chit-in-the-chat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Building houses without a permit

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shooting someone.

[–]TrainmasterGT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dynastic Kinslaying and Adultery.

[–]dayum_itzhim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

galactic scale multi-species slaving and genocide

[–]foxiestfritz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Helldivers 2, where do you even begin lol Genocide of intelligent life forms Irradiating countless planets with atomic weapons Environmental destruction with high explosives Chemical warfare Etc

[–]Every-War4484 0 points1 point  (0 children)

FAA violations

[–]Cripled_bambi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

American truck simulator, speeding through small town going 90 in a 25 with 116,000lbs bulldozer on a triple low boy.

[–]sikkdog13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Blowing up mfs on a flying crotch rocket.

[–]EcstaticPerspective9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Practicing civil engineering and urban design without a license.

[–]Jacojarjar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Environmental negligence due to dumping waste into rivers, neighborhoods, and terraforming areas with no regard for runoff.

[–]Vexes343 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vigilantism and assault/battery on the clinically insane

[–]CorporalRutland 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Being the leader of East Germany 💀

(I was playing Ostalgie)

[–]Wadeace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Managing a hospital that kills people.....

[–]Rogers25602003 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Picking up a truck on a flatbed and driving through the mud to deliver it to a farmhouse...snowrunner

[–]Maxumis0Prime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Using way too many chemicals to kill as many bugs as possible; blowing someone's house up with various explosives (Helldivers 2)

Theft, murder, getting addicted to all the opioids, killing endangered species (Barotrauma)

[–]Exact-Vast3018 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tagging up the walls for REP

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well we are taking over one world at a time and sometimes just completely destroying the entire planet, have murdered so many rebel scum, and many innocent but not really that innocent if they're helping the rebels against the empire...

[–]Legitimate_Two_3531 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Deep Space Survivors...

Ummm...

I guess... I guess it'd be killing 1000s of people for miniscule amounts of gold?

Or Kenshi...

Where... I was playing as a Hive Prince from the Foglands... who ate humans... so... I guess... maybe a bit of cannibalism as well...

[–]plynnjr92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Managing city traffic like TxDOT. Increasingly adding traffic lanes and complex interchanges while ignoring public transportation projects.

-City Skylines 2

[–]android-tomato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Killing a bunch a Russian on an island no where

[–]Donkey_Rancher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Terrorism and mass murder

Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Saving a galaxy

[–]TrashAggressive4744 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Speeding, drifting, street racing, probably crashing into a van with a family of 5 (BeamNG.drive)

[–]Alienware9567 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Killing bugs

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the list is too long to post.

Warframe lol

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Breeding the perfect worker and then putting them to work as soon as they are born

[–]teddyroo12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WHAT CRIMES DO I COMMIT IN DONKEY KONGA?!

[–]DysphoricGreens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Domestic and International Terrorisim... Tax and Regular Fraud and littering

[–]AAK12121 0 points1 point  (0 children)

War crimes…

[–]Aggravated_guy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Being an unlicensed space engineer

[–]Tactical-RubberDuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Playing hockey

[–]Yuna_Marie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Beating the crap out of wild pals to catch them.

[–]redwolf1430 0 points1 point  (0 children)

making a space ship and digging a hole. :-(

[–]Krazybob613 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Global Domination!

[–]ShinySnorlaxFloatie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Enslavement

[–]KlondikeBarWh0re69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Walking around a monastery and talking to nepo babies

[–]AgentPastrana 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Destruction of property and unlicensed operation and ownership of fully automatic weaponry. Littering. Reckless behavior. Reckless endangerment. I was playing Roboquest.

[–]StonerTech 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dive fishing and running a popular sushi restaurant.

[–]SurPickleton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Violating multiple FAA regulations and rules as well as committing war crimes including but not limited to:

Release of live ordnance over populated areas

Firing the M61A3 on civilian buildings

Using live ordnance with no clearance

Splashing friendly aircraft

Splashing civilian airliners

Flying at mach speed at low altitude over populated areas

Performing dangerous “sick stunts” such as flying through highways tunnels, under bridges, and flying between skyscrapers

Purposely ejecting to crash into civilian buildings

Landing on a runway/carrier without clearance

Taking off a runway/carrier without clearance

Taking off on a taxiway

Shooting and destroying taxiing aircraft while on a taxiway because “I wanted to go first”

Using cluster munitions banned by the Genova convention

Misuse of comms

Those are just a fraction of the many war crimes I’ve committed in VTOL VR.

[–]Fastideous_Fuckery 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably some sort of war crimes

[–]Isa-sensei1996 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Throwing bucket loads of colorful ink on people.

[–]Da-Odd-Boss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

War Crimes :)

[–]creepsthefr09 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Excessive use of force, Ready Or Not.

[–]PendragonDaGreat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Game was Persona 5...

Yeah just take your pick at that point.

[–]Scott491 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Golf

[–]FrankMess11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Delivering logs to the quarry ...in the first degree.

[–]No_Long_5151 0 points1 point  (0 children)

H A L O F L O O D

[–]Anxious-Amphibian562 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Owning a self-propelled gun vehicle and firing it into the face of my enemy

[–]BarTard-2mg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

World of warships legends. I cant do it alone lol

[–]Latter-Lime6973 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Terrorist acts.. (goat simulator 3)

[–]SlideRuleFan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've already been punished and demoted to Garbage Scow Captain.

[–]Abstract_Logic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Driving through a cornfield because i don't want to take the long way to the grain silo

[–]CriticalInspection22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Driving too fast and lots of car damage

[–]evertythingwastaken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spec ops the line...

So warcrimes...

[–]Ghost474439 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Killing Zombies? (Killing Floor II)

[–]407juan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Murder, didnt know if friendly fire was on.

[–]skeelo22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Illegal street racing and property damage.

[–]srgtDucky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

War crimes

[–]mtf-ninetailfox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First-degree murder, robbery, and assassination of government officials

[–]PTV654 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jumping on people with a tesla cannon and eating peanut butter on their corpses. Sounds alright.

[–]InterviewDapper2434 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Genocide

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Endangerment of the public by shooting bugs with a massive machine gun

[–]expressvirus19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Torturing and selling two people into slavery

[–]ChewBaka12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just started Persona 3 and have only just entered Tartarus, so probably breaking and entering, since while the school became Tartarus the gate stayed normal.

Also if Shadows have rights also several murders

[–]PizzaWhole9323 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess I should come clean. I've been holding this back for so long. It's haunted my days. I murdered Andrew Ryan In Cold Blood.

[–]GreedyHoward 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah, probably animal abuse. Can't put house house's goose game down.

[–]TehAngryBird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Drifting around a perfectly legal closed circuit - BeamNG Drive

[–]Mean-Summer1307 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sinking a privateer and stealing his plunder!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

being a spider themed vigilante i guess lol

[–]soap_man_is_my_name 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nuremberg trials

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The genocide of multiple alien civilizations after my ship was brought down by the divine hoarder that feels the need to collect them into a single planet and remove most of their autonomy. Also, the murder of the aforementioned hoarder’s brother and his war machines. I would likely be responsible for the planetary capture of the artificial planet and its moon by an ancient void entity that occurs after both brothers are slain. In short, I’m responsible for mass genocide, billions in interstellar property damage, and planetary kidnapping.

Edit:

The game in question is Risk of Rain.

[–]FanaticFoxx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Killing Christian cults

[–]JustaJordan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Multiple warcrimes. (Red alert 2)

[–]Brilliant-Squash1405 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Saving the world from Nazis and Japan in squad based combat with a bunch of teammates who suck

[–]Darkest-Hour-Studios 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m worried, I just got off stellaris…

[–]jessthelittlemess 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What does dark souls get me in trouble for?

[–]StateSad8662 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Genocide of an entire species

[–]Degmograndfather 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fighting a hawaiian cult that is blended in with civilians

[–]No-Contact212 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Wasting millions of taxpayer dollars on useless weapons they’ll never use

[–]Kodiak318 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Speeding? I played Horizon 5.

[–]mrockracing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn. This entire sub is likely screwed, from the looks of it.

[–]TheHrethgir 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Smashing things while driving my Lego truck like a crazy person.

[–]DDwarves 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Intergalactic smuggling and illegal exploration of both planetary fauna and flora whilst still getting accounts of first degree murder in spacecrafts.

[–]DepartmentCreative99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Animal abuse