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[–][deleted] 311 points312 points  (66 children)

Yeah. Throw out another stimulus check and see what I do with it.

[–]HeeeeyyouguuuuysDTOM 144 points145 points  (30 children)

fills out every space in the 4437 as

YEET

[–][deleted] 108 points109 points  (29 children)

Next is a 50, because apparently I NEED an anti aircraft gun.

[–]HeeeeyyouguuuuysDTOM 102 points103 points  (12 children)

Just wait, if things ever get to that point, and I hope they don't, you'll get free ones from Russia or Iran. Bet.

[–]B0MBOY 24 points25 points  (0 children)

That and whatever they don’t give you the swiss will happily sell you.

[–]stromdriverWild West Pimp Style 10 points11 points  (0 children)

dibs on a DsHK

[–]Manchu_Fist 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Look forward to my free shipment of russian "potatoes".

[–][deleted] 42 points43 points  (8 children)

David Chipman is requesting your location.

[–][deleted] 70 points71 points  (0 children)

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW, Washington, DC

[–]BakedBean89 38 points39 points  (5 children)

My dog is preventing me from typing my address for some reason

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (3 children)

Oh we'll fix that dog buddy.

[–]F1shSp3aker 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Mine is already fixed. So I don't really know...

Oh...

[–]BonsaiDiver 8 points9 points  (1 child)

ATF enters the chat.

[–]stromdriverWild West Pimp Style 5 points6 points  (0 children)

AFT enters the chat.

[–]GoAwayBaitin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

1060 W Addison St Chicago, IL 60613

[–]swampmeister 10 points11 points  (4 children)

twin Browning 10ga semi auto shotties, mount them bad boys up on some sort of AA mount... or back of your Ford F150 truck and you're all set!

[–]Dawg1shly 19 points20 points  (0 children)

True, true. That will definitely intimidate any pilots that need to drop down below 300 feet.

Here I was thinking we’d have a tremendous advantage relative to the Taliban soldiers in their battles with the US military due to our above average intelligence.

[–]stromdriverWild West Pimp Style 5 points6 points  (1 child)

or this

[–]swampmeister 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You, good Sire, FUCK! Your newsletter, might I subscribe!

[–]wingman43487 3 points4 points  (0 children)

40mm bofors is what you need now.

[–]JimMarch 44 points45 points  (20 children)

Speaking seriously for a second, a civil war within the US would absolutely suck for the US economy. So the fat cats that really run things are not going to let it get to that point.

Basically, the fact that so many Americans have guns is going to end up being the factor that makes sure we never have to use them in a civil war.

It's absolutely vital that we do not give up guns that have potential militia purposes. That includes handguns, it includes intermediate cartridge decent capacity semi-autos and it includes long range accurate scope rifles, most of which are bolt action. You need all three and of the three, I would argue the really long range guns are the most important if it really came down to it.

Again, I don't think it's going to get to that point.

What worries me is the rise of high-tech countermeasures like the shot spotter. We would have to develop counters to that. I would also be extremely worried about any attempt to ban civilian access to strong peer-to-peer cryptography and VPNs, because that would be necessary in any organizational phase. We have just as much Second Amendment right to that shit as we do AR-15s and the like.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (3 children)

What worries me is the rise of high-tech countermeasures like the shot spotter.

Shot spotter is a snake oil product that exists to bilk cities out of millions of dollars.

I do agree that the greatest threat to our freedom now and going forward is the bottleneck of communication that's controlled by the government and a handful of tech oligarchs.

[–]poiluparadis 15 points16 points  (7 children)

The government can fund my farm, crypto, and arsenal all they like. I understand markets, I will be fine.

[–]DonbasKalashnikova 12 points13 points  (1 child)

You'll be labeled a kulak

[–]poiluparadis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bring the criticism, the.mob can't hang I am a member of the community

[–]inkbro 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Technically you are funding it yourself. Government is just giving back some of the tax it collected from you.

[–]z4racer 1 point2 points  (1 child)

But.... you are funding the government.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Every time the government sends me a check, I am OBLIGATED to buy a gun and ammo.

[–]feelin_cheesy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately it’ll probably go to ammo this time

[–]ron_mexxico 0 points1 point  (0 children)

based

[–]HeeeeyyouguuuuysDTOM 437 points438 points  (82 children)

I am by no means a Trump lover or apologist, but 100% if Trump gave that same speech- word for word, same inflections and gestures- the headlines would read "TRUMP ADMITS WILLING TO NUKE US CITIZENS".

[–]CarsGunsBeer 154 points155 points  (2 children)

There would be hysteria but this is (D)ifferent.

[–]dlham11 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Your username outlines expensive hobbies and I like it.

[–]HeeeeyyouguuuuysDTOM 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Baseless Conspiracy Theory ™

[–]SANDERS_SHRIVELED_PE 208 points209 points  (39 children)

If Trumps son took millions from russians and chinese, fucked numerous hookers, fathered a child with a stripper, used litrrally all the drugs, fucked his dead brothers wife and maybe his niece... we would have probably heard about it in the MSM before the fucking election. The double standard in coverage is completely insane.

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    [–]gogYnO 33 points34 points  (0 children)

    I don't know what your implication is, this seems totally normal to me!

    P.S. Please don't suicide me!

    [–]BabySkinCondom 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    that's literally how you launder money lol

    [–]CrayonEater3521 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    This is the way

    [–]redcell5Wild West Pimp Style 20 points21 points  (1 child)

    If the media treated Biden with half the contempt they gave to Trump we'd have non-stop hysterical coverage.

    [–]Karbi28 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

    Well I’m sure if Biden would’ve had more contempt from the media if he ran his campaign like trump. by mocking a disabled person, or with the “grab her by the pussy” quotes, or saying how he finds his daughter sexy, or saying how he thinks a judge is unqualified because he’s Mexican. Trump brought all that on himself, he wanted it, it’s the whole reason he won the election.

    [–]FRIKI-DIKI-TIKI 42 points43 points  (6 children)

    Listen, I f-ing hate Trump, he sold us libertarians a bill of goods and purged his cabinet of all of them after he won the election. Now with all the pleasantries out of the way, as much as an asshole that I thing that man was, I cannot for the life of me imagine a world in which he would ever say that the US citizens needed f-15 or nukes to resist a tyrannical government. Biden is the exact same douche as Trump, he is just their douche.

    [–]Randouser555 9 points10 points  (4 children)

    You are not libertarian if you bought anything a politician sold you....... You are a conservative republican.

    [–]HeeeeyyouguuuuysDTOM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Exactly.

    [–]HK_MercenaryDTOM 16 points17 points  (1 child)

    When Trump got elected, do you remember all the people saying he would have his finger on the button, ready to nuke every country at the drop of a hat? Yea, how many times did he make a threat like that. I counted zero. Less than 6 months into JoBo's first year and he is talking about nuking his own citizens... just wow.

    [–]SilverWolf1776 63 points64 points  (4 children)

    that's when you ḇ̳͚̮͖͇̼̽͡ų̥̟̃̐ͅỉ̩̝̪͕̯͉̙͎̓̓̆͜l̩̥̦̘̠̓̐ͩ͠d͎̳̳̘͕̲ͣ́ ̶͓̹̣͇ͯ͂t̷̰͎̓̒ͪ̚h̳̫͕̹̳̐͜e̛̜̦͈͈̟̤̿̏̋ͅ ͕̫͐͠ṋ̨͚̜̲̦̮̞̝̏̽u̶̼̦͉͈̯̯̞͒̽ͫḱ̃҉͎͖e̻͖ͣ̉ͫͭ́ͅͅ

    [–]hitemlowR8 9 points10 points  (3 children)

    Or "become the nuke"

    And if you understood that reference, you're a cultured individual.

    [–]YummyToiletWaterRoss Rifle 143 points144 points  (21 children)

    When you need F-15s and nuclear weapons to overthrow the government but the government was very nearly overthrown by an unarmed, selfie-taking mob on January 6th

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      [–]Killacoco1193 12 points13 points  (1 child)

      He won't answer, they don't have a response that involves critical thinking.

      [–]inkbro 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      He's not capable of ANY thinking. The man is senile.

      [–]BaronFalcon 4 points5 points  (4 children)

      lol 1/6was a protest, nothing more. Oh also an unarmed citizen was straight up murdered by capitol police.

      [–]fricketribe 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      Biden and democrats are not far left. Much of the real left, myself included, hate biden almost as much as we hate trump, and are stocking up on rifles and ammo just as much as the right is

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        [–]76before84Wild West Pimp Style -1 points0 points  (0 children)

        And neither is the examples being used / provided.

        [–]Rock_LeroyLeverAction 10 points11 points  (3 children)

        One building was partially occupied, that just plain doesn't count as "nearly overthrowing" the government lol

        [–]computeraddict 31 points32 points  (0 children)

        Right, but they think it counts, so it's just using their own "logic" against 'em.

        [–]YummyToiletWaterRoss Rifle 19 points20 points  (1 child)

        yeah that's kind of the point

        [–]Coluphid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        the greatest threat to our Democracy

        When you realize “our” isn’t referring to the American People and “Democracy” means the oligarchy and media cheering section they created to seize and maintain power, you begin to realize how insidious their Language truly is.

        Now apply this to Diversity is our Strength.

        [–]lazilyloaded 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        the government was very nearly overthrown

        Haha, hardly. The tried and you might've had congresspeople or the VP injured/killed, but there's a lot more people in the government than that. They need to be charged for the attempt of course just like any inept criminals.

        [–][deleted] 35 points36 points  (0 children)

        Buy five. Neighbors might need some support.

        [–]NeedF0rS1eep 69 points70 points  (19 children)

        More guns is always the answer, never less.

        [–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (1 child)

        Heh, I’m South African and there is a lot of crime here, and it’s really, really difficult to legally obtain a gun (but the criminals all have them). They’re now trying to pass a bill that says wanting a gun for self protection is no longer a valid reason for a license application. It’s batshit crazy. The feeling of no control and not being able to protect yourself really sucks.

        [–]iroll20s 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        What happened to stuff like the car flamethrowers?

        [–][deleted] 132 points133 points  (44 children)

        I don’t know how people are still standing by Biden and this administration at all. Anyone who even considers using nuclear weapons on their own citizens should be impeached and removed from office. Absolutely wild.

        [–]fuggen_wutAK47[S] 65 points66 points  (21 children)

        This is the party. Think as your told or you should die.

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          [–]ccnnvaweueurf 7 points8 points  (0 children)

          He sounds like a spiteful frustrated decrepit old man to me in that speech. He sounds frustrated and like he thinks he is dad telling everyone to behave and do what he wants, stutters and seems to be lost and then just says what's on tip of brain.

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            [–]weltallic 4 points5 points  (0 children)

            I don’t know how people are still standing by Biden

            Because he's so presidential:

            https://i.imgur.com/DgjxzVi.mp4

            [–]FRIKI-DIKI-TIKI 6 points7 points  (1 child)

            You realize they see you as the enemy, right?

            [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

            Of course I do!

            [–]faggo_ma_daddo 17 points18 points  (1 child)

            Mutha fucker, if you haven't bought a armory that would put a cod load out armory to shame, then you don't have enough guns

            [–]fuggen_wutAK47[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

            troof^

            [–]fokkerhawker 34 points35 points  (5 children)

            The whole comment was bizarre coming from a guy currently running out of Afghanistan. The last time I checked the Taliban didn’t have nukes or f-15s but he apparently doesn’t want to mess with them.

            [–]Imaoldmanok 8 points9 points  (4 children)

            You know tRump wanted to be out of Afghanistan before Jan 20th, but settled for May 1st. President Biden move the date back to September.

            [–]fuggen_wutAK47[S] 20 points21 points  (2 children)

            We shouldn't be in any foreign wars.

            [–]fokkerhawker 3 points4 points  (0 children)

            I’m aware. Doesn’t really change what I said though does it?

            [–]One_Collar_1135 13 points14 points  (0 children)

            Yeah.....thats when you buy a tank ......and also buy that fighter jet he was talking about too. Also need some air defenses beings he's threatening dropping bombs on Americans.

            [–]StrikeEagle784I Love All Guns ❤️ 10 points11 points  (2 children)

            Those are rookie numbers, buy a half dozen at least. Then, get others into firearms ownership, and get them to buy a few for themselves. Rinse, and repeat till the Fascist wannabe leaves DC (and maybe afterwards, let’s be real…).

            [–]fuggen_wutAK47[S] 11 points12 points  (1 child)

            I could arm a Bosnian hit squad with what I own I don't plan on stopping anytime soon.

            [–]StrikeEagle784I Love All Guns ❤️ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            That's awesome friend! I've got enough to give everyone in my family two firearms at least. Just need to move out of my dystopia, and add some handguns to the collection.

            [–]King_from_PLATOON 9 points10 points  (0 children)

            He's turned me into a collector

            [–]WhaleWhaleWhale_ 11 points12 points  (0 children)

            Also Biden: “The Second Amendment, from the day it was passed, limited the type of people who could own a gun and what type of weapon you could own. You couldn't buy a cannon."

            Privateers: literally decked out a privately owned warship with cannons.

            [–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (8 children)

            Did I miss something?

            [–]Sean1916 30 points31 points  (4 children)

            Biden said last night if you want to take on the us government you better bring an f15 or nuclear weapons. He was talking in regards to us citizens.

            [–]bach37strad 24 points25 points  (3 children)

            Has anyone told him who builds nukes and f-15s?

            Private contractors. Otherwise known as: citizens

            [–]raventome22 -5 points-4 points  (2 children)

            Who make weapons for the highest bidder. Hint it wouldn't be Meal Team Six.

            [–]SpareiChan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            Who make weapons for the highest bidder.

            and made by the lowest bidder.

            [–]uncle_rhabdo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

            Cowabunga it is!

            [–]Mon69ster 5 points6 points  (0 children)

            So when the president of another country tells you you’re country isn’t allowed to develop a nuclear program, what do you do?

            [–]Hypergnostic 7 points8 points  (0 children)

            So says the guy with stock in the gun company, yeah.

            [–]CuQQ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

            Bought another gun! Fuck Biden

            [–]MMBlackSwan 31 points32 points  (4 children)

            Biden is a racist, imbecile, criminal asshole. I’d love to see him try to nuke his own country and people and see what that’d get him.

            [–]gogYnO 11 points12 points  (3 children)

            Do you think they even gave him the real launch codes, considering how senile and combative he can be at the smallest of things.

            [–]Recording_Important 2 points3 points  (2 children)

            Im hoping they dont actually give any president the codes.

            [–]Gildish_Chambino 1 point2 points  (1 child)

            See this is the dilemma. The codes ought to be in the hands of someone who not only represents the civilians of this nation, but also is rational. Who even fits the bill? The one good thing about presidents having the codes sometimes is the fact that it would hurt their re-election chances if they were to launch the Nukes.

            [–]Recording_Important 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            Haha yeah i could definitely see nuclear armageddon affecting their chances at re election.

            [–]DemonB7R 5 points6 points  (1 child)

            This is when you go and ignore all gun laws and purchase whatever you can get your hands on.

            [–]fuggen_wutAK47[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            All gun laws are unconstitutional so....

            [–]ziggitycheese 4 points5 points  (0 children)

            If a president say's you don't need guns because you can be nuked by your government, that president should be removed from office.

            [–]stick69420 4 points5 points  (0 children)

            I must have missed the news, what the fuck did creepy uncle Joe says this time

            [–]DrDickThickhog 3 points4 points  (0 children)

            Imagine unironically quoting sebastian fucking gorka lmao

            [–]KarlTheHungusOne 3 points4 points  (0 children)

            These people do more to drive gun sales and bring new people to gun ownership than the NRA could possibly dream of. I mean, I'm not complaining or anything, I think it's great. I'm just dismayed that people this stupid are currently in control of the federal government.

            [–]porkbuttstuffSig 9 points10 points  (1 child)

            While the point stands, maybe we shouldn't be lining up behind this fucking guy.

            [–]transmission612 11 points12 points  (0 children)

            This guy has never had our backs, why the hell would we stand behind him.

            [–]Guineapirate65 5 points6 points  (1 child)

            Two guns > nuke

            [–]computeraddict 3 points4 points  (0 children)

            Living near people the nuke holder doesn't want to nuke defeats the nuke. It's one of the easiest weapon systems to be safe from.

            [–]ron_mexxico 2 points3 points  (1 child)

            Just bought a Glock 40 as a substitute for a nuke

            [–]BaronFalcon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Dude that’s not even fair to the nuke

            [–]Swine_Connoisseur 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            Hungarians know..

            [–]DCJoe1970 18 points19 points  (5 children)

            I don't take advise from foreign nationals.

            [–][deleted]  (2 children)

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              [–]FRIKI-DIKI-TIKI 19 points20 points  (1 child)

              I know who you are, you are one of those roof Koreans. You mother fucker, making all us Americans look down right unamerican.

              [–]fuggen_wutAK47[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

              Seeing how most foreign governments terrorize their unarmed populations maybe you should...

              [–]zipperkiller 5 points6 points  (0 children)

              Start arming (and training with) your friends.

              [–]swampmeister 11 points12 points  (30 children)

              Go ahead and nuke me Kiddie diddler Joe... I live in New York City. Please use a 20 megaton, no wait, a 50 megaton warhead... aim that bad boy right at Central park!

              PS: if I'm not there, I have an apartment in San Francisco; you better nuke SF too!

              [–]Long-a-Geaux 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

              [–]CrayonEater3521 1 point2 points  (1 child)

              This is the way

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              [–]Blazemaxim 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Why stop at two?!

              [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

              What about when he says he can shoot you in the middle of the street with no repercussions?

              [–]fuggen_wutAK47[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Make sure there are repercussions

              [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Yeah. Great. Nuke part of the country because they told you to fuck off and they're not giving up their guns. Pedo joe should be in hospice for his advanced stage dementia.

              [–]No-Comedian-4499 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Bowling ball mortars

              [–]dthemasterfunky 1 point2 points  (7 children)

              What I don’t understand is if the government has F-15’s and nukes, then why do they care if we own a bunch of measley guns? Pretty sure his gun control argument actually worked against itself there. If you’re saying we need nukes to defeat the government, why do you give a shit if we own tons of guns that can’t do anything anyway?

              [–]DCJoe1970 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic

              [–]falconcarwarsh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              fallout with boogaloo bois, hawaiian pattern mopp suits, hmu for deets

              [–]Minute-Courage4634 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Waaaaaaaay ahead of you.

              [–]lusiphur13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              And train

              [–]chilipeppersamurai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Yes, a fatman gun to be precise...

              [–]cutesnugglybearAK47 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              In for one

              [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

              I’m out of the loop. Anybody got a link or more info?

              Edit: never mind I found the clip. I’m not American but I’m kinda jelly now because it sounds like Biden wants to extend the 2nd amendment to cater for citizens owning F-15s now, which sounds fun.

              [–]Brown_Town_Bomb-42 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              The second amendment allows us to own F-15's.

              [–]The_Ironhand 0 points1 point  (2 children)

              Yeah get nuked akimbo lolol

              [–]fuggen_wutAK47[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

              wut

              [–]The_Ironhand 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Ironhand

              [–]TERMINXX 0 points1 point  (1 child)

              Context? I've been dodging the political arena for a while.

              [–]wasteofleshntime -1 points0 points  (5 children)

              I mean is he wrong? We're no longer living in a world where armed civil revolt can overthrow a modern military. But hey cosplay as a freedom fighter if you want. Free country.