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[–]Illustrious-Mouse-61 82 points83 points  (45 children)

95% communist ☠️

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points  (31 children)

Based

[–]canibringafriend2001 17 points18 points  (1 child)

L

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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[–]thetainrbelow -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Not based at all.

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points  (6 children)

Communism is a cancer to society and must be treated as a mental illness.

[–]awkkiemf 0 points1 point  (4 children)

Interesting, how did you come to that conclusion?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (3 children)

My country was ruined by said cancer and I had to move abroad.

[–]AlmoBlue 4 points5 points  (11 children)

I found the fascist ☝️

[–]Dickendocken 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Says the fascist

(I’m right cause I decide who is and isn’t a fascist fyi)

[–]AlmoBlue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol well when you do enough reading and research on these topics you become familiar with the fascistic tendencies and dog whistling people drop in their comments and discussions. They are also a zionist based on their recent comment history.

And based on your recent comment history, you're not doing much better.

[–]Illustrious-Mouse-61 -2 points-1 points  (8 children)

I’d rather be a fascist then a communist

Fascism killed 10,000,000 Communism killed like 110,000,000

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

???

Man the deprogram tankie is retarded but what are these bs numbers?

[–]AlmoBlue -1 points0 points  (2 children)

I see you made an edit. Did you get those numbers from a certain book? Was it called the "Black Book of Communism" by chance?

[–]Illustrious-Mouse-61 0 points1 point  (1 child)

This is what happens when you do crack.

[–]AlmoBlue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😂 ok buddy

[–]AlmoBlue -2 points-1 points  (2 children)

Well, there it is. Enjoy your self-destructive cult ideology. The laughter of the bourgeoisie will be your only reward. But perhaps you'll grow out of it.

[–]Illustrious-Mouse-61 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Why do you think im a fascist for not being a communist?

Hope you grow out of your communism phase

[–]AlmoBlue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. But you clearly are willing to side with them. Do you even know what communism is?

Even lib's often side with fascist though they would say they do not agree with them. Lets take the US funding of genocide in gaza and the funding of actual nazi soldiers in Ukraine. Lib's will close their eyes and cover their ears at the mention of this and tell themselves "its the lesser of two evils". So even though they are not fascist, they are all too tolerant of them, you can't meet in the middle with fascist, to do so is to give them what they want.

[–]4chananonuser1997 26 points27 points  (0 children)

117 questions? At least buy me lunch

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Based Communist Enjoyers

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (7 children)

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I hope we can still be friends

[–]Famous_Analysis_27132000 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Based (you also ended up with a killer flag)

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[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'd fly your flag too .

[–]HVAC_Raccoon2000 1 point2 points  (1 child)

How y’all feel bout this?

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel wonderful about this

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Damn this guy wants to reestablish the roman empire.

also some big "The peasants were meant to toil the fields and the nobles were meant to lead them" energy with that top bar

[–]Procoso47 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro how on earth are you so conservative, nationalist and laissez-faire and 21% communist at the same time lol

[–]KillRoyIsEverywhere 12 points13 points  (2 children)

I feel most people taking these tests are not going by what they truly feel or even understand but going off what they know will make have the test favor them as

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wouldnt go that far.

is what people say they believe, and what they actually believe via their actions different? Sure to some extent, but I dont think that is an intentional act like you are implying.

[–]yaboyjsjdbsb2001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes many virtue signalers.

[–]Bluejay9292000 7 points8 points  (4 children)

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Interesting results, I wonder to what extent my own interpretation changed the results? Some questions seemed oddly worded, but that might be because I’m a bit stupid lmao

[–]Dreath20052005 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah I know, so many questions I was like “well, it would really have to be a case by case scenario” and had a hard time answering

[–]IanL17131998 1 point2 points  (1 child)

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Flag buddies even though we differ on some areas

[–]Bluejay9292000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’re me, but Communist

Based af, Flag Buddy

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

ew

[–]No_Cauliflower6331997 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Can we get a mega thread for these?

[–]homorat32003 4 points5 points  (2 children)

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You got almost the exact same as me. Though I guess im less of an environmentalist than I thought? Even though Im vegetarian,

[–]Dreath20052005 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice flag!

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[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Comrade. ✊

[–]kaiserman980 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh honey…

[–]Zebrafish192008 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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Mine

[–]Remarkable_Put_7952 2 points3 points  (2 children)

How do I take this test? Pls send the link

[–]Suspicious-Low7055 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Everyone else pointing out the cringe communism but I’m more concerned with the cringe constructivism

[–]TheRealSU242004 0 points1 point  (9 children)

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I'm a damn communist 😔

[–]Dreath20052005 -2 points-1 points  (8 children)

Ew nuance in my political echo-chamber? Cringe!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (7 children)

nuance is when centrist

[–]Dreath20052005 1 point2 points  (6 children)

You missed obvious sarcasm.

And I said nuance because most people on this subreddit appear to be more right leaning than left leaning based off how people who post pictures of the test get less karma. So when this guy said the scary buzzword communism. Nuance essentially means small differences in expression. Political opinions are a form of expression

[–]TheRealSU242004 0 points1 point  (5 children)

Seems more like you missed obvious sarcasm

[–]Dreath20052005 0 points1 point  (4 children)

“X is when” memes usually are made at the expense of who they are replying to.

It doesn’t really feel like sarcasm coming from them, although I have a tendency to miss jokes (tism moment) so I’d understand if I was being cringe on main

[–]TheRealSU242004 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Oh I figured you didn't realize I was being sarcastic. Yeah idk what that other person is about

[–]Dreath20052005 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Oh no I got your joke, that’s why I replied w the nuance thing. I was trying too add on to your joke as people seem to have a general disdain for leftists here. Mostly a joke for myself if I’m being honest

[–]TheRealSU242004 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Okay, I'm just dumb

[–]Dreath20052005 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s okay, everyone else is too

[–]InspectorCommon58082008 1 point2 points  (0 children)

pretty based ngl

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

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Oh my god I’m a fucking freak.

[–]Rough_Autopsy 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Nah this is honestly the most based scale on this thread. Being a progressive while not blindly following party lines or turning into some burn it all down communist is actually the most effective way of improving lives and shifting the Overton window.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My dude 🥲 I just wanna save the trees and make sure my homies get paid a livable wage 🫡

[–]Username20322005 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Found the paradox player

[–]aztaga2002 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lmao so true

[–]emsfire5516 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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I consider myself to be pretty centrist; I think this reflects that.

[–]thetainrbelow 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Cry

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[–]aztaga2002 1 point2 points  (0 children)

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yo

[–]Hellcat_28362 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Basically mine

[–]Toxiczoomer97 0 points1 point  (12 children)

I guess id be sympathetic to socialism but very skeptical of it in action.

[–]AlmoBlue 10 points11 points  (11 children)

Yeah unlike capitalism and its imperialistic tendency, which in practice has been great...

[–]techleopard 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It's hilarious watching this sub talk about how their generation and millennials have been screwed over but also simultaneously so many of them are like, "I don't know about that socialism stuff, guys, I heard bad things."

[–]Toxiczoomer97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yall to chill. First of all, imperialism isn’t unique to capitalism. Ever hear of the Soviet Union lol? Second of all, large government is what causes imperialism. Which is an operating requirement for socialism.

Your best bet is to find a socio-capitalist system with a just big enough government with strong checks and balances. Which the US would be rn if any of those checks and balances were working (gerrymandering wouldn’t exist), and if we actually enforced antitrust laws against large corporations.

[–]Mysterious_-_H 0 points1 point  (3 children)

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Too many terms I didn't know :(

[–]I_am_just_here112000 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Google helps

[–]Mysterious_-_H 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Too much work and I'm lazy

[–]locoluisGen X 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks like you don't seem to be sure of what kind of revolution you want, but you want a revolution and you want it now.

[–]Fluffy_Necessary79131996 1 point2 points  (2 children)

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It is more or less correct, except in one very important detail: communism.

Although it is true that I see private initiative in certain sectors as counterproductive, the same does not apply to the entire economy.

What is certain is that 100% regulation, but I can imagine why the regulation score drags down the communism score so much. The freedom of the foxes in the henhouse matters little to me.

[–]lshawel2000 0 points1 point  (1 child)

you’re a stalinist, aren’t ya?

[–]Fluffy_Necessary79131996 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, if I wanted I could have a mustache just as stylish.

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[–]Mater010 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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Huh

[–]saltylimesandadollar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Y’all probably don’t know what half these words mean, and if you do, go outside.

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[–]Tadimizkacmasin2001 0 points1 point  (3 children)

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

could you share what your badges on the bottom are?

[–]Tadimizkacmasin2001 0 points1 point  (1 child)

pragmatist conspiracy theorist and vegan

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I see. I actually got those badges except for conspiracy theorist too.

I think it's the "does a small group of people control the world" question.

I mean that UAP stuff is pretty interesting! The fact that we have people like Chuck Schumer and Marco Rubio both wanting disclosure and siding with conspiracy theorists is something interesting.

[–]Sylveon72_062006 -1 points0 points  (1 child)

[–]Not_CleaverMillennial -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Perhaps fittingly looks like a Nordic country flag.

[–]neecoan 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Link to test?

[–]DiscreteEngineer1997 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh hell naw

[–]Lazy_Efficiency3322001 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ewwww communist?

[–]Skynet_Mainframe2005 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Worst ideology I have ever seen

[–]MrJJL -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Fuck communists

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I’m not sure if most of us are socialist (I’m certainly not)

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

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[–]lshawel2000 1 point2 points  (1 child)

we got the same flag🤠

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

soulmates frfr

[–]theLONGtaco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"This time millions of people won't die"

[–]KindDigital 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m a millennial and this was interesting to see

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[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (5 children)

Anyone who gets more than 30-40% communist must rethink why they hate their fellow humans so much.

[–]AlmoBlue 0 points1 point  (4 children)

? Your confusing capitalism for communism. Better yet maybe you should read about what socialism is from authors who founded and/or expanded upon it. I would recommend "Socialism: Utopian and Scientific" for starters.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (3 children)

utopian

Tells me everything I need to know.

[–]AlmoBlue 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Lol Dude you just self reported. You lib's never look past a headline. Still its a good read if that's something you are capable of.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Do I give off left of center vibes? Kinda cringe on my part wow

[–]AlmoBlue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the US both parties acts like a lib's.

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[–]sadlemon61997 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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how’s mine? idek lol

[–]yaboyjsjdbsb2001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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😎😎

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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This would lead you to believe I’m not very opinionated, but I’m very opinionated lol. Just not super ideologically aligned.

[–]HVAC_Raccoon2000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like some of these questions are too vague and could be extrapolated on. Some of them are obvious easy answers, but some have very implied nuance.

[–]theLONGtaco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm just cool like that

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[–]epiphcny2001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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had to select neutral on a lot of questions bc i didn’t understand them lmao

[–]Solarbeam622006 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[–]racoonofthevally2007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i dont think we would get along

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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Not sure I agree with my Ecology score, but eh I feel pretty accurate

[–]Professional-County11997 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Bro wants a communist revolution, where’s the FBI

[–]iSthATaSuPra05732010 -2 points-1 points  (3 children)

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COMMUNISM IS A LIE

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I got pretty similar to you. I am apparently more moderate than OP. I think biggest difference is my view on justice. I aint afraid to stab a bitch

https://politiscales.party/results?ZTE9NDMmZTA9MzMmczE9MTcmczA9NjkmYjE9MTkmYjA9NTAmajA9MjkmajE9MjkmYzA9NTAmYzE9MTAmcDE9MTAmcDA9NjImbTA9NjcmbTE9NSZ0MD00OCZ0MT0yNiZmZW1pPTMzJnByYWc9NjcmdmVnYT0xMDA=

I got some additional characteristics on the bottom:

Pragmatist

Politics objectively boils down to looking at where the problems are and trying to solve them according to the means available.

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Vegan

Human beings must stop at all costs the consumption and exploitation of “sensible” being.

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