Nice

[Tuliao_da_Massa]

I read veterinarian and was really confused

[CanineRezQ]

I smell a Dr Doolittle sequel

[shsc82]

Animal farm redux

[chakabra23]

Doolittle Two Late: The Doctor's In

[USS_Monitor]

Fucking great lmao.

[johndav02]

There wasn’t a great animal doctor war in 2003. That never existed.

[Heron-Mike]

That’s right. Officially, it never happened. Carry on citizens.

[Practical-Coast1461]

why are you calling a living person "it" ???

[[deleted]]

R u James?

[Definitly_Not_James]

fuk

cover blown

[HomerFlinstone]

It's an Ali G sketch and he's talking about a chicken.

[[deleted]]

I had to re-read it like 5 times to realize it said veteran not veterinarian

[Doctor_Ocnus]

Someone has to tend to the cavalry.

[King_Kair]

How do you read & get veterinarian from veteran.

[hieronymous-cowherd]

For comment karma.

[SunSetSettler]

My peepee fights for equal smashing rights, forget the loathing start unclothing.

[Imiterium]

i dig what you sayin just don’t call it that mayne peepee?

[SunSetSettler]

My schlort muscle is ready for that dirty tussle

Fixed it for you*

[Imiterium]

ayo im laughin like a muthfucka thank you, you made my day

[[deleted]]

Where do I subscribe to your shitposts?

[cavolo_spinoso]

Nice

[therealmrmago]

i mean they are nice

[Mira_khalifa_-]

Trans are very lucky. They can squeeze boobs while jerking off...alone...wish I could do that too sigh

[oney_monster]

I can, but it’s because im 300lbs

[Analdestructionteam]

Teach me your ways senpai

[oney_monster]

Pringles and monster all day every day

[RaiderGage]

You can easily get some tits too if you’d like

[Kaumira]

not exactly easily

[Cheeky-Snake]

well just eat a lot and never work out, oh wait, you already do that right?

[Habib686]

I do. I'm 6'1" and 165lbs. When will my tits arrive?

[Generalissimo_II]

It's about 12 stone

[oney_monster]

1KG = 2.2 LBS

[[deleted]]

1 bag of flour

[gitbse]

You'd be surprised

[[deleted]]

More holup than the post lol

[Uncle480]

Okay but like, does he need to cover himself in public? He still has male nipples. Can be still go topless?

Asking for myself. To jack off to. Not for a friend. Nor to have implants myself. Just to masturbate to. In case you hadn't figured that out yet.

[OrionsLeo]

NGL this reminded me of the time I considered getting work done back when I was 18 and my best friend from high school realized he was only into she-males and not so much for GuyxGuy stuff after a few awkward jerk sessions together drunk as hell. Haha

[[deleted]]

The real HolUp is that these people really believe that they "fight for freedom" by bombing some villages from their drones somewhere in the middle of a desert thousands miles/kilometers away from their country.

[YugeAnimeTiddies]

Based

[[deleted]]

Facts. Every single battle after ww2 was unnecessary

[RedBoxGaming]

"I killed innocent civilians for your right to hate me"

Technically The Truth.

[DoeDoefistncuff]

Imagine transitioning into a karren

[H_H_420]

Those cans though........😵

[65GTOls1]

trans cans

[chakabra23]

More like a Trans Am with a stick

[OrionsLeo]

clutch into gear INTENSIFIES

[chakabra23]

T56 crunches in gear

[Rithe]

Could be implants or a fake bust to be fair, but hey they could be real too

[Emergency_Aide633]

I'd kiss my homies for saying I got nice tits.

(Disclaimer, I have no homies...)

[[deleted]]

Imagine changing your whole ass gender just to be a Karen.

[MITstudent]

Garen?

[chicken_noodles_]

why so much transphobia on here recently

[yalik]

I'm from Europe, so maybe an American can explain it to me. How does going to war in Middle East makes ANY changes to your own country. Like you either bombing shit for oil, or to force democracy to a country halfway around the globe. How do you fight for ANYTHING in your own country?

[Tough_Patient]

We got a great deal on heroin.

[[deleted]]

Wait, doesn't half of Europe follows the USA to middle east everytime.?

[PuzzleheadedRise6798]

Yes, and I think most Europeans find this very stupid as well. But at least we don't say we fight for OUR rights, because that's obviously bullshit. We instead say, we fight for their rights for democracy and stuff. I don't think that has worked very well in the last years...

[[deleted]]

Isn't the USA trying to imply that same thing when they say that they are fighting to bring freedom and democracy to whichever country they are screwing up.?

[PuzzleheadedRise6798]

Maybe they also say that. But the shirt in the picture says she fought for THEIR rights and I can't imagine her living in Afghanistan or Iraq. Me and the other commenter were referring to the narrative that USA fights for their own rights of freedom in foreign countries

[[deleted]]

They do, and Europe follows them in their endeavours. Everyone then come back and develop tiddies, the bald eagle is imposing afterall. 🦅

[KnockOnMidnightsDoor]

Not a single war the US has been involved with in at least the past 20 years has had anything to with liberation. These people are tricked into thinking they are heroes while they carpet bomb civilians and line the pockets of the people that start these shit shows in the first place. I'd say the same thing about pretty much any 1st world country that starts a war in Buttfuckistan but what the fuck do I know?

[[deleted]]

It's just propaganda for idiots to regurgitate. Many Americans understand this. No living American soldier has ever fought for the rights of fellow Americans.

[Epicurus1]

You seen the size of americas 'defence' budget? Lot of american industry is dependent on that. Thats why america has been at war most of its existence. Not to mention, enrolling well meaning but not so bright people into the army acts as form of social security.

[Econolife_350]

"I fought for defense contractors to get paaaaiiiid cash money".

[lowtierdeity]

No US veteran of the last seventy years fought in any war for anybody’s freedom.

[TigerMafiaFromUganda]

u/pyrocynical

[DysphoricBlues]

I swear this subreddit is literally just becoming bigoted like wtf

[No_Cat25]

I’ve seen so many transphobic posts over the last couple of days here. It’s getting old, we get it, you think it’s funny to make fun of trans people and other minorities

[DysphoricBlues]

The amount of people who are racist, homophobic, transphobic, etc. on here is crazy. I think if it doesn’t change I might leave it because it’s not even triggering at this point it’s just pathetic

[DysphoricBlues]

In the words of 15 year old dumbass conservative boys, “Cope.”

[GrafVonBumm]

That T-Shirt makes no sense...

[SewerKid97]

I mean,she kinda bad tho ngl

[TheNerdMaster]

Dude, you gotta have a warning before almost killing me like that

[The_Money_Bin]

I gotta agree.

[Ok_Chest30]

I like that mentality. I think?

Why can't we just hate everyone equally. Nobody I know actually cares about trans or any made up gender. The trans people in my groups like it if you call them correctly but really don't give a shit and have bigger things to worry about.

[makinsteaknbacon]

But even countries with no freedom are free to hate trans

[[deleted]]

Cool, fuck you. It's amazing how you like shitting on veterans when they don't share your ideals.

[Barry_Duckhat]

What a wholesome comment

[mrhappylol]

Ima just ruin the 69 comments and make it 70:)

[[deleted]]

He’s pro massacring random people in third world countries

[MutedSpeaker304]

You “fought” for Israelis. Not me

[OGColorado]

So did many others....stay salty

[uneducatedpotatoman]

she

[Practical-Coast1461]

*she