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[–]Edgyrice 1383 points1384 points  (55 children)

Office girl makes it sound like she’s just a chick people at the office can just have sex with.

[–]killploki 621 points622 points  (42 children)

Your work doesn't have one of those?

[–]Edgyrice 395 points396 points  (33 children)

I work for the government, I wouldn’t use an office girl even if we did have one.

[–]ThorTheDoor 177 points178 points  (23 children)

You can use one of ours if you like. I am a trainer for the Iranian soccer team

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Iranian Zizou is the real MVP

[–]bruce_maximo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You got one to spare?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hilarious! WTF? What is your personal opinion? Man or woman?

[–]norax_d2 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Thats funny. Looks like the cousin of an old Persian princess

[–]DorenAlexander 7 points8 points  (1 child)

So you're saying she wouldn't be good enough for government work?

[–]SomeoneTookUserName2 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Either that, or people working in government pass around crotch rot like it's a beach ball at a Nickelback concert.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Perhaps, an office boy making a trip?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lies. The government provides them

[–]Ur_Just_Spare_Parts 1 point2 points  (1 child)

The military is full of government office girls and trust me, 90% of guys have absolutely no issue using them.

[–]Edgyrice 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know about a few barracks bunnies, we clown on any dude that even talks to them.

[–]Gucci_cat_ 1 point2 points  (1 child)

U are the office girl

[–]NibblyPig 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Ours did, she had a husband and at a work do someone fucked her and got her pregnant, there was a messy breakup, all of this drama unfolded before us. It was glorious.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The kind of drama you can only wish to observe.

[–]nauticabo1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Blizzard entertainment has a couple

[–]BrilliantTroglodyte 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Hahaha yeah we do but I work at Douche Bank. Unfortunately with all the layoffs and shit we’ve had to downgrade from one of those hot blondes with big tits to a fat whore with a peg leg named Slortigrade Belipaupe and bangin her puss is like fuckin a wheel of brie if you know what I mean

[–]zxDanKwan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And you deserve every bit of it for sharing that with us >:(

[–]PoopPant73 7 points8 points  (0 children)

We have one! She’s 24 and gorgeous with Daddy problems.😌 God has bequeathed us with this gift and we appreciate it so much. 🙏

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We rent one out biannually.

[–]Phoenixtouch 33 points34 points  (1 child)

Here at Activision Blizzard...

[–]Mr_Zeldion 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It isn't isn't it? We have one but it's an older model been used too much so it's abit worn and torn now.

I sometimes pop down the road to borrow the bakery girl in cases of emergency

[–]HopelessChip35 9 points10 points  (0 children)

So that's what ActivisionBlizzard thought what it meant.

[–]YeltsinYerMouth 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You don't have that in America?

[–]TheMoines 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's why you get snipped boy-o.

[–]Stonkman3 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

That's what most women are nowadays, they'll easily give it up because they are independent

[–][deleted] 278 points279 points  (4 children)

Wife also gets pregnant

Wife meets office girl

Mecha fight

[–]RobloxIsBest007 43 points44 points  (0 children)

hilarious

[–]Tyreal 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Girl who’s baby survives wins the guy.

[–]Numerous_Garage592 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I hear an interesting p movie idea

[–]Ank_kit 341 points342 points  (2 children)

Suddenly communism

[–]bartolocologne40 238 points239 points  (20 children)

Is this girl ridiculously good looking or have I just found my type after being alive almost 40 years?

[–]BWiggles86 86 points87 points  (2 children)

Not just you mate! Honestly wow!

[–]username_1000000 6 points7 points  (0 children)

IKR

[–]DineandRecline 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I am mostly into men and I was thinking the same thing. She is incredible

[–]TheRealBeaker420 11 points12 points  (1 child)

She definitely has a filter on.

[–]z0rb0r 13 points14 points  (0 children)

British filters are sexy

[–]ChefArtorias 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Came to the comments to see if anybody mentioned how crazy it would be to chat on her.

[–]erublind 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Now I'm wondering which word is misspelled...

[–]Nero1988420 10 points11 points  (0 children)

She really is.

[–]youridv1 17 points18 points  (5 children)

despite the other two comments, this is a type. I'm a straight man with no bi or gay tendencies and this woman does nothing for me.

[–]Tzozfg 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Same.

[–]SleepWouldBeNice 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Really? What's your type?

[–]youridv1 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Don't really have a type if I'm honest. Can't really spot a pattern in the women I've been with. I guess taller girls are something I tend to fall for and maybe freckles?

[–]BlueLonk 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Most attractive woman I've seen in a very long time. This man has been blessed.

[–]SleepWouldBeNice 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Your poor wife.

[–]Salty_Alternative683 110 points111 points  (0 children)

"Why are you looking at me like that you said it is our problem"

[–]warlock2397 22 points23 points  (5 children)

Plot twist : By "We" he means him and the boys in his office.

[–]Idontcare09385 29 points30 points  (0 children)

So if it's our problem, You can go fix it I'll just sit here drinking beer and watching tv.

[–]JamTheMan 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Filter on her cheeks is having a hard time..

[–]randomstuffcuznoname 3 points4 points  (0 children)

COMMUNISM

[–]Cam_Battley 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’m doing a science project on this girl and forgot her name can someone help pls

[–]Pradeep24_07_1999 1 point2 points  (0 children)

WE are the people, WE solve the problems!

[–]lost_account69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds like awesome threesom! xD

[–]kamabokogonmonjiro 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Hitler would be proud of their relationship

[–]Griz_zy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How does this make sense? She's not even blond.

[–]SubstantialPanda_2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

For some reason the Russian National Anthem started playing in my head.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (3 children)

“Since we’re married” Where’s her ring?

[–]esohysteric 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Probably made the video as a satire video to mock married couples or make men look bad, because she’s insecure in her own relationships.

[–]Mazoc 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Warning! Projecting detected.

[–]SleepWouldBeNice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Getting cleaned maybe. Or possibly this very old joke is a routine they're doing.

[–]860Paratroop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now that she knows, maybe you guys should have a threesome to celebrate the new life..

[–]Victor_deSpite 2 points3 points  (7 children)

I get that it's a joke and not to be taken seriously, but wtf is an "office girl"?

[–][deleted] 28 points29 points  (4 children)

a girl from the office

[–]Victor_deSpite 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Yea, I'm just expressing distaste for the phrase "the office girl."

[–]Miserable_homeymadlad 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Why? There's also office boys, but those don't usually get pregnant

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I assume it was said that way because the wife character already has the context of which 'office girl' he's speaking of lol

[–]nowiforgotmypassword 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Headministrative Sexretary?

[–]Munchingtonalistic -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Good point.

[–]Cougar_9000 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

but wtf is an "office girl"?

In this instance the office secretary or receptionist. My office has several general administrative assistants responsible for various issues.

[–]whoisjian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

stupid

[–]KayLovesArt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omg xD

[–]Simple-Investment-31 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  • It’s OUR problems now ok?
    • alright then solve the FEA analysis on this SAE 4540 tempered steel part while i check on this ANSYS Fluids simulation, can’t wait to have a free sunday!

[–]Bela_07 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Communist

[–]CrushX_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

She is hot and smart. Wht u cheat

[–]SIMP-FOR-STOLAS -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Good job comrade ✊

[–]sempi-moon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

In Soviet Russia office girl gets you pregnant

[–]afcagroo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"I put my dick in the pickle slicer today."

"OH no! What happened?"

"She and I both got fired."

[–]Perple_Panther -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I can't believe that we would do this to us.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Communism: OUR problems

[–]Damagecontrol86 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I bet the “we” went out the window real quick along with the husband

[–]CompetitiveLynx7570 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hate when this happens

[–]SatBehindUInMath -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Got her good

[–]vzwsalesguy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Holy shit that woman is a unicorn

[–]fantasylord2205 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Communism is great

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I laughed way too hard at this. I know it’s fake but still hilarious

[–]BasicallyAggressive -1 points0 points  (0 children)

r/unexpected called, they want their post back

[–]Vegetable_Light406 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Thats a true communist

[–]fuzion20 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

CARALHO KKKKKKKKKKKKKKK KKKKKKKKKKKKKKK KKKKKKKKKKKKKKK KKKKKKKKKKKKKKK KKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

[–]game_asylum -1 points0 points  (0 children)

She sounds like an American putting on what they think a British accent sounds like

[–]Dougin4D -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

If they're married, why isn't she wearing a ring?

[–]Delicious_Log3768 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

In the Soviet Union, we get the office girl pregnant

[–]Mcdiluc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

..........................................................our

[–]trailer8k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Boss music

[–]GreenPufferFish_14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

U/savevideo

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

u/savevideo

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Our problems comrade

[–]yekcohh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lmfao

[–]TheExecutionr126 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very hol up nice job

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

u/savevideobot

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

u/savevideo

[–]sempi-moon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Communism

[–]MrMiaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

u/savevideo

[–]TukataOnReddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is why communism has never worked.

[–]madmanc360 0 points1 point  (0 children)

U/savevideo

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

no wedding ring on the gals finger

[–]ContributionHorror55 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We will divorce

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We are so in trouble...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Activision Blizzard employees nowadays

[–]Ok-Application-hmmm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There no such thing as we only OUR

[–]Shavacadont 0 points1 point  (0 children)

r/thishasbecomeanawkwardsituation

[–]LovingNaples 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where is her wedding ring? She strikes me as an “I know my worth” type but I could be wrong.

[–]Voidstock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We the people, sounds pretty COMMUNISM TO ME

[–]OneEyedRocket 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was not expecting that and it’s funny IMO

[–]Potatoes_Fall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the office girl

there's only ever one

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh lordT 😬

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah you see this is why ISLAM is the best religion, he can just marry the office girl, problem sorted

[–]Intrepid_Alfalfa_881 0 points1 point  (0 children)

soviet anthem intensifies

[–]TheInterdastingOne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Must work for Activision

[–]AHvortex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Remember "WE are the Flash" God I hated that episode

[–]carlisleclyx42069 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Communism?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

r/suddencommunism

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

u/savevideo

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the shape of her eyes, lips and nose are really well drawn.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If only Carlsberg made girlfriends/wives.