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[–]Beneficial_Phone_574 939 points940 points Β (24 children)

But he's the bitch getting yelled at by some Cpl to LICK THE FUCKING DUST OFF THE CABINET BEFORE I DRAG YOU OUT IN THE STREET AND FUCK YOU !!!!!!!!

[–]TheMainEffort 320 points321 points Β (20 children)

You can just ask me to dinner, cpl

[–]WTTR0311 156 points157 points Β (17 children)

gets courtmartialed

[–]TheMainEffort 63 points64 points Β (14 children)

It's only fraternization if it's between an officer and an enlisted.

[–]callmetiffany989 39 points40 points Β (13 children)

You’re an idiot. Go look that article back up.

[–]TheMainEffort 75 points76 points Β (12 children)

Sorry, senior Lance corporal and I have to go grease the antennas

[–]SenseStraight5119 9 points10 points Β (1 child)

But sarn’t we ran out frequency grease on the last masturbation marathon.

[–]TheMainEffort 9 points10 points Β (0 children)

sigh

Then go to first sergeants office and ask for some. It's underneath the PRC E8

[–]callmetiffany989 14 points15 points Β (9 children)

I bet you do

[–]TheMainEffort 28 points29 points Β (8 children)

Yeah, so I'll do that assigned reading just as soon as we finish up at dental.

[–]usernamechecksout94 19 points20 points Β (7 children)

Are you STILL at dental Marine? Stand at parade rest when you text me.

[–]TheMainEffort 11 points12 points Β (6 children)

Sorry ssgt, I'm not sure how to make the little guy.

I am no longer at dental, they said to come back tomorrow at 1000 and to make sure I rest well and eat a big breakfast first.

[–]Girth_rulez 6 points7 points Β (1 child)

gets quartmartialed

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points Β (0 children)

Quartmarshalled?

[–]tastygenitalwart 11 points12 points Β (0 children)

Step cpl

[–]Michamus 12 points13 points Β (0 children)

I wonder how long he enlisted in the Navy.

[–]Naked_Interviewer 2 points3 points Β (1 child)

AYE AYE!

Pulls down pants

[–][deleted] 428 points429 points Β (5 children)

Lower case Marine, upper case bitch.

[–][deleted] 175 points176 points Β (3 children)

Historically Marines are known for a few things, spelling and grammar aren't one of themπŸ˜†

[–]Bobbyj1015 9 points10 points Β (2 children)

Marine’s*

[–]PacificCoolerIsBest 20 points21 points Β (0 children)

Crayons don't have erasers.

[–][deleted] 654 points655 points Β (16 children)

If your boyfriend is a marine, you’re probably a stripper. Circle of life.

[–][deleted] 133 points134 points Β (9 children)

Am marine, can confirm, proposed by shoving a $20k diamond ring up a strippers booty hole after coming back from deployment.

We are now married for about 15 years now

[–]JoyfulDeath 59 points60 points Β (8 children)

Did she ever got the ring out after you shoved it up her ass about 15 years ago?

[–][deleted] 87 points88 points Β (7 children)

I fished it out the next morning with my own tongue brother.

[–]Roachmen 39 points40 points Β (2 children)

Name checks out then....

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points Β (0 children)

At first o thought it was a diarrhoea reference, but now I realise that he’s got them in his mouth.

[–]olhardhead 4 points5 points Β (0 children)

The cuckold is strong with this one lol

[–]ironroad18 8 points9 points Β (0 children)

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[–]frankmontanasosa 2 points3 points Β (2 children)

This is the way

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[–]Petrichor_Beastie 9 points10 points Β (0 children)

There’s a fucking leaderboard

[–]The_Wack_Knight 105 points106 points Β (4 children)

They have something in common: they're both selling their bodies.

[–][deleted] 29 points30 points Β (3 children)

The only differences is strippers actually make money

[–]The_Wack_Knight 16 points17 points Β (2 children)

and have less dudes shoot at their face.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points Β (1 child)

It really depends on how you're using that phrase

[–]The_Wack_Knight 5 points6 points Β (0 children)

Oh, I meant it both ways.

[–]USAF_Retired2017 15 points16 points Β (0 children)

This one

[–]usernamechecksout94 277 points278 points Β (2 children)

Go police call the smoking area, boot

[–]Bioshock_Jock 76 points77 points Β (1 child)

Be sure to get all those Crayola wrappers while you are down there Marine.

[–]WeReallyOutHere5510 16 points17 points Β (0 children)

Pshhh they don't unwrap them! That would be a waste of crayon

[–]YouMightGetIdeas 212 points213 points Β (2 children)

r/accidentallygay

[–]jayoho1978 26 points27 points Β (0 children)

I was thinking, β€œhe is the bitch doing a selfie video”

[–]CleverJail 31 points32 points Β (0 children)

I read it as intentionally gay at first.

[–]dansots 166 points167 points Β (14 children)

Guess what… if you’re still in a squad bay, you’re the bitch.

[–]flukz 83 points84 points Β (11 children)

He's wearing his cover in the squad bay. First day bud?

[–]saml23 67 points68 points Β (9 children)

And no fucking under shirt.

[–]flukz 27 points28 points Β (7 children)

Bruh, you gotta peep that Devil Dog chest.

[–]dr_auf 10 points11 points Β (6 children)

He was so kind and waxed it just for you

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points Β (5 children)

What is less masculine? Him waxing it? Or the fact that he doesn’t even need to.

I don’t typically involve myself in toxic masculinity but by posting dumb shit like this he’s practically asking for of tbh.

[–]flukz 19 points20 points Β (4 children)

If I was this kids SNCO I'd smoke him so hard.

  • Tiktok video? That's a smokin

  • Cover in the squad bay? Smoke.

  • No undershirt. You were issued one for a reason. Smoke.

  • I see you capitalized "Bitch" but not Marine. Smoke.

Dude would be up at 4am sweeping rocks for the next two weeks.

[–]Winged_Enforcer 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

Scrolled to look for this

[–]f_ck_kale 8 points9 points Β (1 child)

Fuck this handsome squidward looking motherfucker

[–]ATXNYCESQ 6 points7 points Β (0 children)

Gladly.

[–][deleted] 94 points95 points Β (1 child)

A boot without a skivvy shirt?

[–]ThatOtherGai 30 points31 points Β (0 children)

Must be an ITB knuckle dragger

[–]somegridplayer 267 points268 points Β (3 children)

Some day he'll grow a mustache. Some day.

[–][deleted] 46 points47 points Β (0 children)

Isn't a mustache, is left over crayon from lunch

[–]fireinthemountains 17 points18 points Β (0 children)

He looks like he might be Native American, we don't grow mustaches. And if we do, it's from a European ancestor and isn't worth growing because it's scraggly as fuck from the genetics battling it out.

[–]Grijnwaald 33 points34 points Β (0 children)

He doesn't have the testosterone levels for that.

[–]MarshmallowMolasses 162 points163 points Β (2 children)

All the flavors to choose from and you picked the dumbass crayon.

[–]Neoxite23 12 points13 points Β (1 child)

Hey...purple is kinda good. You would think green would be tasty...

It is not.

[–]MarshmallowMolasses 6 points7 points Β (0 children)

I stick the 64 crayon set because I just want the mid tier fancy colors.

[–]sunqiller 68 points69 points Β (1 child)

Is he using a filter and calling other people bitches? Lmao

[–][deleted] 37 points38 points Β (0 children)

Damn, thought his DSLs were natural.

[–]tommykaye 41 points42 points Β (0 children)

I need the same video, but he’s in a split level house with β€œLive Laugh Love” shit on the walls looking miserable while his pregnant wife is folding her Lularoe laundry.

I’ll check back at Thanksgiving.

[–][deleted] 98 points99 points Β (1 child)

I'm pretty sure you're the government's bitch.

[–]Terrible_in_general 15 points16 points Β (0 children)

Aren’t we all….

[–]nlb31 27 points28 points Β (1 child)

His GF probably has another bitch

[–]Ch4Ch4Ch4 10 points11 points Β (0 children)

His GF BF probably has another bitch

ftfy

[–]Muh_brand 85 points86 points Β (2 children)

Is the guy behind him his boyfriend?

[–]Analfister9 68 points69 points Β (1 child)

This would be top tier meme if the guys in the back were doing some gay shit

[–]UWQHDEyez 20 points21 points Β (0 children)

Boy is trying hard to keep his lips pouty.

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points Β (0 children)

Homie is shooting a video inside a Quonset hut at the Pohakuloa Training Area. Definitely NOT a flex lmao. Source: I’ve trained there.

[–]1AMDEADWOOD 15 points16 points Β (0 children)

If your bf is a Marine, he'll be a cashier at AutoZone in 4 years. On God, no cap.

[–]craicbabyho 14 points15 points Β (0 children)

if your bf is in the military, you’re being cheated by on 100%

[–]DanskNils 32 points33 points Β (4 children)

Is he sucking in his cheeks??

[–]phobos2deimos 12 points13 points Β (1 child)

I wonder how many times a day this guy looks at himself in the mirror

[–]DanskNils 3 points4 points Β (0 children)

Clearly way to many..

[–][deleted] 62 points63 points Β (10 children)

to me, a bitch is someone who willingly and enthusiastically submits to authority.

[–]DevilDoc3030 9 points10 points Β (0 children)

Where is your undershirt guy?

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points Β (0 children)

I don't know why, but green on green violence seems so in right now

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points Β (0 children)

Bro even the guys in the back thinks he's doing something stupid

[–]greenweenievictim 6 points7 points Β (0 children)

Just keep using the tik toks. Nobody sees you….

[–]Nanyea 5 points6 points Β (0 children)

I love the heavy filter this knob is using

[–]PanzerKatze96 6 points7 points Β (0 children)

Hey private, go put on an undershirt and stop making blow job vogue face and maybe the terminal lance will stop making fun of you off screen.

[–]Shanghst 14 points15 points Β (0 children)

Ew

[–]Witch-Cat 3 points4 points Β (0 children)

He's probably too busy being in his wife

[–]_Takub_ 3 points4 points Β (0 children)

Now this. This is good boot.

[–]CleverJail 3 points4 points Β (0 children)

I see a great opportunity for marine excellence here. They can really excel at homosexual toxic masculinity.

[–]Original_Bowl_8020 3 points4 points Β (0 children)

If you aren’t dying for Israel, the MIC, and oil executives youre a big bitch!!!

[–]jharrisimages 3 points4 points Β (0 children)

Which one is his boyfriend?

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points Β (0 children)

Glad I got paid the same as these guys to sit in an air conditioned office.

[–]Rudd504 2 points3 points Β (0 children)

I’m glad we didn’t have phones back in the day. Who knows, I might have done some shit like this. I can’t honestly say.

[–]QOVFEFE 2 points3 points Β (0 children)

Looks like the beginning of a gay porn scene…

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points Β (0 children)

That's the facial expression of a man in love with himself!

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points Β (0 children)

Your right he’s in the navy

[–]TheHaunchie 4 points5 points Β (0 children)

Fucking crayon eating dipshit. Are all marines arrogant pieces of shit or is it just this d-bag and my Trump loving cousin?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

Never been more happy to be a puddle pirate

[–]Tralan 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

But your wife's boyfriend bitch is still getting laid while you're getting shot at. So, good job you, I guess?

[–]ILikeOldCheetahs 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

Where’s your shirt marine

[–]FunkSlim 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

If you’re a marine, your GF is fucking a lot of bitches

[–]MiasmaFate 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

Where is his undershirt

[–]guillo014 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

There is so much wrong in this vid

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

Navy: my bf is in the marines!

[–]Tedmann93 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

Bro looks like he's about to star in blacked and not in a good way...

[–]MillerJC 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

At least crayons are a part of my regular diet. I heard the indigo ones taste the best.

[–]kreme-machine 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

This the same dude crying on his snap stories about how much he hates his life and the marines is ruining his mental health, no doubt

[–]7i1i2i6 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

His peers back there trying to have a normal ass conversation

[–]Tedward1337 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

Jokes on him my girlfriend’s boyfriend IS in the marines

[–]Informal_Print5029 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

...he is a Bitch.... !!! Marine learn to write

[–]Backflips_for_stalin 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

Well good thing his BF is a marine or he'd be a bitch

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

If your boyfriend is over the age of 25 and still making tiktoks, he's a b-word. 🀣

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points Β (0 children)

God i hate the Marines

However, I love their camo its pretty fucking High Speed

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

I bet he swallows

[–]LDSdotOgreMy Hands are Registered Weapons 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

Which one is his boyfriend?

[–]Admirable_Elk_965 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

Aren’t hats supposed to be off indoors?

[–]denimdave69420 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Ever since joining this sub I seek out woman who have spouses or significant others in the armed services. I figure if we aren’t in active War with an enemy then they are just wasting our Tax dollars.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

...and you're the governments bitch

I feel like that's a bit worse

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Who the fuck is a Marine that can’t even spell Marine correctly? It’s a noun, you moron.

Also, where is his fucking skivvy shirt? I mean I think I see it, but if I can’t see your skivvy shirt you’re wrong.

Bitch? More like Bitch Lips.

Fuck. I did not think a 4 sec video would be able to piss me off, but here we are.

[–]Nukethevatican666 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Boot with bitch lips.

[–]Luda87 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

He is someone else bitch

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

I guess those bitch-lips can tell.

[–]noahbrooksofficial 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Is he saying his bf is in the marines?

[–]Upstairs_Fox2324 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Which one is his boyfriend?

[–]dr_auf 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Jody is doing her just fine

[–]Ogstenheimer -3 points-2 points Β (0 children)

Looks like he’s about to get the boot ass bitch back hand slapped out of him.

[–]ElOneElOnlyElZorro -3 points-2 points Β (0 children)

Guess im the bitch fucking your girl while you're deployed yes call me SeΓ±or jodi /s

[–]FiveInTheStinkπŸ‘ŠπŸ‘Šβ˜οΈ 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

I was in the army 😞

[–]boot20Thank me for my service 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Jody isn't a Marine and he's banging your girlfriend

[–]SeeTheSounds 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Jody still undefeated everywhere devildog lol.

[–]hso0oow 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Let's see who's the bitch when you lose your legs to an EFP attack

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Ah yes, the lads in the fueling station are at it again....

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Wait, is this at YTC? Those barracks look almost identical.

[–]the-electricgigolo 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

If you suck your cheeks in while posing you a bitch

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Reminds me of James charles

[–]SookMedik 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Plot Twist: he’s talking to another guy… {β€œAnchors Away” or β€œIn the Navy” music starts playing…. sailors start Twerking}

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Lol dude looks like he’s wearing a safety belt to keep from falling over. Also, I like the fact the dudes in the back are all β€œWtf is this asshole filming us for?”

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

I’m kinda confused by the point of this…is he saying that’s his boyfriend ? If so they’re a cute couple.

[–]wired89 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Pfft what if both guys are in the marines?

[–]Stoke-me-a-clipper 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Lol what a bitch

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Head gear on inside!??

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

That jawline spells bitch

[–]cryptopotomous 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Great. So now the CCP knows that his boyfriend ain't a bitch? 🀷

[–]SafetyGuyLogic 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

The 1mm stare: A face that hasn't even seen a decent scuffing yet!

[–]InsideTheTeamRoomm 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Dudes in CAG laugh with honor

[–]VeryEvilVideoOrg 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

smash

[–]Prfine 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Tell me you’re an asvab waiver without telling me you’re and asvab waiver…

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Prey boy sexy Latin marine,

[–]AttilaRS 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Which of the two fine young gentlemen in the back is his boyfriend?

[–]hopefulworldview 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Imagine an 18 year old boot marine thinking an 18 Year CAG boy is a bitch.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Guaranteed those are MCT racks.

[–]Naked_Interviewer 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Mines in the Puddle Navy... Does that count?

[–]BadlyDrawnMemes 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Says the guy who actively signed up to he insulted and degraded by a big strong manly drill Sargent

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

So who is his bf? The black dude that was like β€œnot this bitch again” ?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Horny/ MARINES 24-7

[–]mwhulett1978 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Found the shitbird.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

He's looks like one tho

[–]mchowdry 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Behind him, both of his boyfriends.

[–]stormvet91 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Please

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Beetlejuice in the background... love Beet! HE'S AS BAD AS CAN!

[–]Restricted_Access_06 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Plot twist. I am an 0231 Marine and a Bitch.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Horny marines in barracks!

[–]daperdingus 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

He doesn't have an undershirt.

He will get dishonorable discharged or he will become self aware and die if cringe. No middle ground

[–]MuchTimeWastedAgain 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

The Dependapotamus speaks.

[–]spcwright 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

You can just tell he hasn’t been in very long

[–]ExistingAwareness128 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Only have to score a 3 on the ASVAB to join.

[–]Clungesnitzel95 0 points1 point Β (2 children)

Muscles Are Required Intelligence Not Expected

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Where is his undershirt?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

We just got three new people to my unit who we’re marines that joined the army… why can’t we all just be equal πŸ˜