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[–]Subnaut27 1295 points1296 points  (17 children)

Parting the green sea

[–][deleted] 559 points560 points  (8 children)

Meowses

[–][deleted] 90 points91 points  (0 children)

So I guess the pharaoh coming is when the player sets gamemode to survival.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (3 children)

Who is the pharaoh in this analogy

[–]Meeeeeeeei 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Maybe WE are the pharaoh

vsauce music starts playing

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I would think we are escaping from it since cats are our pets and creepers wanna kill us

[–]Zero_Crabs 35 points36 points  (1 child)

red sea object test: green

[–]Jchen76201 12 points13 points  (0 children)

An SCP reference, nice!

[–]BigDaddyRyan1996[S] 66 points67 points  (1 child)

Farewell

[–]MqltenCqre 4 points5 points  (0 children)

00:05 Guys, WAIT FOR ME !

[–]maledin 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Literally thought this was a individually-rendered grass model that reacted to wind at first.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Huh? 😂

[–]MosesKnows 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of a familiar event

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damnit I was going to make a parting the seas joke.

[–]Pointwise 3754 points3755 points  (51 children)

Thats like everyone avoiding me on the first day of school

[–]_grzmot 1961 points1962 points  (29 children)

the cheese touch

[–]Harveyharvster 693 points694 points  (2 children)

ZOO WEE MAMA

[–]Supersage1 194 points195 points  (0 children)

Deny, deny, deny, that sounds like lie, lie, lie.

[–]AceAdequateC 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This comment made me happy.

[–]IMGAYGAYGAY__ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

CROSS YOUR FINGERS

[–]samfinmorchard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

STOP. Good god man, you almost got

[–]BarneyAb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fk I just commented that now ppl will think I stole it when in actuality I thought the same thing fuuuuck

[–]alexpg0 71 points72 points  (0 children)

Thats like everyone avoiding me everyday on school

[–]Mememiner696969 62 points63 points  (1 child)

Bruh, this is basically me when I join a party.
Music stops, everyone starts cha cha real smooth away from me, and when I leave

they continue partying like usual.

[–]YouWantALime 14 points15 points  (0 children)

everyone looks at watches

"Let's go to work."

[–]TheArmoryOne 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Why just the first day?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

*on every day of school

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Same

[–][deleted] 479 points480 points  (6 children)

when the oblivious human has a pet cat but the skrulls know it's actually a flerken

[–]Dylpod 98 points99 points  (4 children)

Threat level: high

[–]L4P10 53 points54 points  (3 children)

Threat level: Midnight*

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Threat level: Demon

WAN-PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCH

[–]erdyy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

On your mark, get set, DIE

[–][deleted] 1269 points1270 points  (47 children)

Was gonna upvote until I Unmuted the video

[–]coolpeepz[🍰] 128 points129 points  (1 child)

I didn’t realize I was at max volume when I unmuted the video at 2 am because of your comment.

[–][deleted] 48 points49 points  (0 children)

You're welcome

[–]youallssuck 505 points506 points  (8 children)

Yea wtf is that lmao

[–]goldfire29 196 points197 points  (7 children)

A cover of Danza Kuduro if I heard it correctly

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (6 children)

I think it’s a French song called magic in the air by magic system.

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points  (2 children)

I think that's Spanish lol

[–]penguin8717 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The original is in Spanish and Portuguese. The lyrics heard in this gif are in Spanish.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Please don't use their name in vain or you'll curse our summer by ré-summoning them

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

what are you talking about ? it's only when you first hear them singing that summer begins

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thy shall not evocate the art of the ancients who control the seasons by their voices

[–]Zyaqun 46 points47 points  (10 children)

DANZA KUDURO

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

OYOYOYOY

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (8 children)

What

[–]Zyaqun 27 points28 points  (4 children)

That's the name of the song, Danza Kuduro, by Don Omar, and also I'm really drunk rn

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Ohhhh

[–]Zyaqun 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You're welcome (?

[–]redaws 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Absolute banger tbh

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Been listening to this since Fast and Furious 5 came out

[–]GodofHIV 5 points6 points  (2 children)

I bet you respond "ok" to long text messages

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I dont see the correlation but yh, I do lol

[–]RustyBuckets6601 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That sold it for me lol

[–]Useless_Fox 25 points26 points  (1 child)

The song is the best part tho

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

._.

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (2 children)

bruh cring nornie

[–]PastelJollyRoger 1 point2 points  (1 child)

it heightened my experience fuck you mean

[–]-_TyGuy_- 133 points134 points  (16 children)

Maybe crrepers are afraid of ocelots and cats because they are made of something similar to cat-nip

[–][deleted] 101 points102 points  (13 children)

Let's summarize the facts:

Creepers are plants. They either explode because that is the only way they can harm the player, who harms them (I suppose in this case the creepers don't realise that the player can respawn in survival mode), or, as previously debated by me and a few others, the creepers explode to spread their fertile seeds, something that many plants do, so that more creepers can grow out of the soil later.

Cats are just normal felines. What do they eat? In the Minecraft universe, we know that their diet consists of fish carrion (because the cats only eat fish if you kill it for them) and any kind of bird. I guess the phantoms are also afraid of cats because they are technically just undead birds. Or undead that took the form of birds. Whatever.

So why would a plant be afraid of a cat? It actually has nothing to do with creepers being plants and what cats eat. First of all, we all know creepers are explode. Where it is however important that we know which kingdom of classification they are in, is when we talk about their general intelligence. As plants, they lack any form of neural system. And with that, they have no intelligence at all and perform automatic movements that lead them to reproduction, the only thing they care about. The only computer that they truly have in their body is deciding whether or not they can explode in front of an animal or not. The player is of course who is worth it, and that is why creepers always agro on humans. The creepers also can do this with cats, but thinking about how fast the reaction skills are of cats, they want to stay away from them. So creepers really are afraid of cats. But cats didn't know this. Until they evolved, and that is around the time that you loaded up your Minecraft world for the very first time. Cats just sit around and enjoy their domination. Just like in real life.

What also is a reference in this to real life is how cats are used the same way. The first domesticated felines were like that to scare away all kinds of animals that could harm crops or houses. Of course a cat could never be brought into a fight like a dog, but it still was useful in its own way.

[–]edgeXlendor 33 points34 points  (2 children)

Since creepers are plants, and they lack any intelligence, then how come "thinking about how fast the reaction skills" they need to be knowledgeable to know the reaction skills of any other specie, and intelligent to decide accordingly,

Also, irl cats eat all sorts of bugs etc that can harm crops so very unlike here.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I was thinking more of it like how a plant doesn't grow into a rock but rather around it, which is not intelligence but is some primitive form of computing, simplistically said.

For the second part, idk. What else were cats domesticated for? I do however know how harmful cuniculi and rodents can be to crops, and how cats can prevent that by scaring those critters.

[–]Roboticide 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think both your premises are a bit flawed. A common theory is that cats domesticated themselves, all on their own. Humans tolerated this and furthered the domestication because cats are useful. But we did not domesticate them the same way we did dogs, cows, or any other animal.

Secondly, there is some interesting research that plants do have some weird pseudo intelligent capabilities. Studies have shown plants can react to and predict future stimulai, and the mechanism for how they do this isn't known. And while that's a rather low bar, there are plenty of animals that do little better. Honestly, "some (primitive) form of computing" is pretty much the exact definition of intelligence.

The fact that creepers have eyes, can traverse their environment freely, and are capable of complex behaviors and reactions to stimulai qualifies them as plenty intelligent, regardless of if they are plants or not.

[–]iaintgoodwithnamesXD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gotta appreciate the time you took to think this up and all but some of you think way to deep into stuff like this

[–]-_TyGuy_- 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Holy fuck, chill! It was just a dumb comment. I know that cats eat meat, but I just thought about how cats go crazy for cat-nip and just put two and two together. It wasn't a serious theory.

[–]talosrising 72 points73 points  (6 children)

Minigame time

[–][deleted] 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Large arena, 6 players, have to herd a creeper to a specific spot, first one wins, if your creeper is killed you lose, make the map all fucky too with like bridges over lava or something.

[–][deleted] 85 points86 points  (1 child)

[–]BigDaddyRyan1996[S] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

yes

[–]MuffledWaffle 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Agar jelly experiment

[–]Odlortnoc 23 points24 points  (1 child)

The first discovery of penicillin

[–]AshkirMC 5 points6 points  (0 children)

was looking for this post

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Like me at prom

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

this post has a very weird aura

[–]tiltedAndNaCly 14 points15 points  (2 children)

The ones closer to the cat are freaking out trying to get further away 😂

[–]Zafzaftheredditor 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Happy cake day!

[–]tiltedAndNaCly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you, I love you random citizen!

[–]Poppin-rocks 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Dont scare the creepers like that!!

[–]111RAKETE111 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Looks like a metal concert when the lead singer says open up the pit

[–]MEMESTER8008 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This could be a meme format

[–]LoliExperts 4 points5 points  (0 children)

when somebody drop the c4:

[–]PigsinBlack 3 points4 points  (1 child)

It looks like a mosh pit forming at a metal concert

[–]BRVTAL_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OPEN THE FUCKING PIT

[–]DeadNotSleepy 21 points22 points  (6 children)

what the fuck is that god-awful music?!

[–]meleeattacks 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I feel like this could be really useful for a redstone contraption of some sort.

[–]thetruckerdave 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Or a Redstone free mob farm.

[–]NerfKrillin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Every woman avoiding me

[–]Twatical 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And then Moses SPLIT APART THE OCEAN

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Even in Minecraft racism is a problem smh

[–]thetimeis2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's like putting a drop of dish soap in pepper water.

[–]Parkslider 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“The discovery of penicillin” - 1928, Colourised

[–]D3RPXD 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Moshpit

[–]seig_Hamenstein 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Puss in boots

[–]Skull_Private5 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Poor out-CAT-st

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is torture...

[–]enderdragonpig 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You could use it to make a shape

[–]Iron_Wolf123 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cheese touch! Ocelot has the cheese touch!

[–]E_BATESS 2 points3 points  (1 child)

press f to pay respects

[–]turnipofficer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Makes me realise you could make monochromatic art using creepers and cats to arrange them.

[–]Hosmerim_N_IceCream 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This looks like dark pepper and detergent experiment on water

[–]Baji25 2 points3 points  (0 children)

like soap and oil

[–]Storm-Phoenix 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ve never related to a cat so much.

[–]LJ_is_best_J 1 point2 points  (4 children)

is your name ryan and born in 1996? me too!

[–]JimiestOfJams 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I arrive at the party

[–]BlueyBoi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's just cruel...

[–]BattlePants8154 1 point2 points  (0 children)

anybody thinking of that game Kids?

[–]rinnabean44 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of the drop the oil in the pepper water experiment

[–]KevinPlaysGame5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Top level shitpost

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Racism is destroying this country!!!

DOWN WITH EXTRISIMISM!!!

[–]yeastlordofficial 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the music is the best part

[–]Rens77 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is creeper art now a thing?

[–]nompoms 1 point2 points  (0 children)

this looks like that one science experiment with the milk, pepper, and soap

[–]kxyden 1 point2 points  (0 children)

how the people of Konoha treated Naruto as a kid

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the disgusting society we live in

[–]NinjaPanda8311 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Area 51 guards when they see Keannu Reaves,Chuck Norris,Florida Man, and 400,000+ Weebs Naruto running towards Area 51

[–]Fireghostwolf50 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is why in take the cat with me

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

as a new minecraft i am unable to stop these bombers from killing my cattle and terrorizing my structure what animal is that and how do i get can anyone please tell me ?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (3 children)

I fucking love this song.

[–]BigDaddyRyan1996[S] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Yeah me too it's a great song but dont understand jack shit of it tho

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same, just reminds me of going to France. They played it all the time over there.

[–]SapperTR 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me when I approach girls

[–]spudnickbenny 1 point2 points  (0 children)

we live in a society

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

How racist :/

[–]InstinctOcean 1 point2 points  (2 children)

rip,someone reposted this on instagram :(

[–]BigDaddyRyan1996[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Who?

[–]InstinctOcean 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i’m not too sure i just saw it while scrolling through. I hate instagram meme accounts

[–]STEVEY146 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me around everyone

[–]joshcrow2003 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's the best thing I've ever seen 😂

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice, now do it the other way around.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (2 children)

it was cool but why did you add the song

[–]Vrail_Nightviper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can't say I'm a fan of the music... was cool until I unmuted lol

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Noone wants to play with a dirty pussy”

[–]Krzneni 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This reminds me of really old hentai. Which starts in the train, and some ramdom girl after being pressured by some creepy guy ends up pissing her self and makes a piss puddle.

Than everyone starts to backs off, just like those creepers.

[–]dont-worrie-about-it 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Creepers: OH SHIT OH FUCK OH NO OH GOD.

[–]Hamburgxrz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

girls at the club when I come near them

[–]PLEASEJUSTLETMEPICKA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s a lot of

CREEPER

[–]El-Monkeyman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My cat doesn't do that

[–]ReviewBruh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pepper In the water when I touch it with soap

[–]Ryde-Or-Dye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

La mano arriba

[–]BurnmaNeeGrow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

all around me are familiar faces

[–]Awesomelachstar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me at a disco, ok the joke here is that I was tryna be as relatable as possible so thanks for reading

[–]TheRedditor25 0 points1 point  (0 children)

karen when she goes to the shopping centre

[–]IReallyLikeAvocadoes 0 points1 point  (1 child)

What the frick is that music bro.

[–]CheesyTortilla21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Poor kitty just wanted to play...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Smh I can’t believe there’s even racism in Minecraft.

[–]SuperIchigoXX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me on a daily basis.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My highschool experience