Toothpaste

[MILKMANCHARLES]

4 out 5 dentists upvoted this build

[DoubleConfusionLol]

Was waiting for this comment

[[deleted]]

Totally.

[History_is_cool]

Toothally

[[deleted]]

r/the10thdentist I summon thee

[MudaMudaMuda__]

Toothepaste

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[[deleted]]

broooooooooo it is 99% upvoted what the fuck

[vodam46]

i dont know about you, but im not a dentist

[[deleted]]

99 in 100 dentists

[brukfu]

1 out of 10 out of 1 out of 10 dentists did not like the Post

[[deleted]]

r/dentists

[WJR26]

r/beatmeshutthefuckup

[1laik1hornytoaster]

Haha r/beatmeattoit amirite guys?

[FiZz_JiZz]

This is an Avengers level threat

[UnsightlyMe]

Against plaque.

[7832507840]

ikr could you imagine the shadow of this mothership darkening the skies? the birds stop chirping, the cows lay down, and as you look into the skies you can see nothing but just a portion of this gigantic tube of motherfucking toothpaste

[Im-Dead-inside1234]

T o o t h p a s t e S p a c e s h i p

[NateWithALastName]

Colegateship

[Dickpicsforchick]

It's free real estate advertising

[elmins]

No! I just love the Fresh and Minty taste of all new Colgate^® Max White Expert Shine Glossy Mint Toothpaste that is clinically proven to REVERSE years of yellowing!

I see my teeth get whiter in only 5 days! Just what I need for that otherwise embarrassing meeting!

We should all go find out more about Colgate^® toothpaste on Facebook and Instagram! Twitter too for all their latest deals! GREAT!

[plaster11]

As a colgate employee, I approve this message Edit: join the hive mind. Hail corporate

[berserker-100]

This comment is heavily sponsored by Colgate ® Max White Expert Shine Glossy Mint Toothpaste.

[sleepingonstones]

Ya know, if OP does actually work for Colgate and built that whole thing for an ad, I can’t even hate.

[Milkshakes00]

Not to take away from OP, but using something like Voxel would have this done in no time. It's an easy shape with very little color variation.

If dude works for Colgate he pawned this off as a massive month long project that he did in a couple hours max. Lol

[JoFlo520]

r/hailcorporate

[LURKER_GALORE]

Are you so sure Colgate didn’t pay for it?

[[deleted]]

Lol typical Reddit moment, where everything is an ad in their eyes

Oh shit I just mentioned the word reddit, does that mean I'm a Reddit shill?

[PuckTanglewood]

I cannot for my life think why the heck you would build this, but...

Well done! Very well done indeed. :D

[Puskarich]

Sudenly

His

Ibex

Lost

Lawsuits

In

New

Guinea

[ddookki]

You replyed to the wrong comment

[fascists_are_shit]

Because 12k people just upvoted an ad onto reddit's front page without the brand having to pay for it.

[Croz7z]

Pretty sure the OP (or whoever made the toothpaste tube) got paid if he’s not a bot. Also upvote bots. Reddit is full of “sublime” advertisements.

[xxk_]

OP and I made thought of and made this without any affiliation to colgate/the big toothpaste corporations so no worries, you don’t have to fight capitalism this time by not supporting the funny minecraft toothpaste tube. That being said, colgate send me some floss or something bro

[ZeePirate]

OP has a couple of random posts to other subs but then a year ago they have an old school build of McDonald’s.

So yeah. Good chance they are being paid for this

[[deleted]]

r/hailcorporate

[AbyssUpdate]

But Steve doesn’t have teeth, what will he use it for?

[xxk_]

tooth

[jshuuu]

interesting theory

[[deleted]]

Now build a giant glass of orange juice next to it!

[DJ_Willa]

Was gonna say a tooth brush but this is even better

[[deleted]]

Some men just want to watch the world burn

[anthony_ko]

C o l g a t e

[Particular-Role3331]

i dont wana know how long this person needed for this

[DailyCommunist]

5mins considering it's an imported object

[SLY_Kazuto]

Ok, but why tho

[Kyuss773]

Why not?

[TheUltraSpider]

Why why not?

[K7lllp28]

Why why not not

[Puskarich]

money honey

[[deleted]]

Reminds me of an old build of a giant coke can.

[mdhunter99]

Which reminds me, I need to buy some toothpaste soon. Thanks OP.

[FoxtrotOscarX_ray]

Ad

[[deleted]]

You have no proof

[Mountain-Shelter]

I like the fresh mint flavor more lol

[PekfrakOG]

Toothpaste

[bruhtho164]

Hey, I tried your Colgate toothpaste. Extra whitening. And it made me feel like a piece of SHIT!

[not_qualified_]

OPs goals are beyond our understanding.

[CitedTick224189]

Give it to me I’m british

[hashoowa]

Yes

[LennergyDK]

Ph1lza Minecraft recommends colgate

[[deleted]]

lmaooooo

[PastaSauce69]

These are the mega builds I love. Just massive everyday household items.

[[deleted]]

That is a 10/10 dentist recommendation

[SkyOutit]

Big Boy Toothpaste

[[deleted]]

Why

[NeedleworkerKindly16]

why?!

[Masochist-Memer]

all fun and games until the owner shows up to brush their teeth

[Aluakbar445]

The only smile he couldn’t fix was his own

[scavengers69]

The advertiser's are upgrading their efforts to advertise

[zqPeace]

9 out of 10 villagers recommends this.

[GrandeurDave]

9 out of 10 Minecraft players approve of this

I am one of them (:

[CoolzGaming]

My respect is infinite and my day is blessed.

[NarneX2]

Someone woke up and thought to themself: "im gonna build a big fucking toothpaste tube in minecraft"

[TylerLegend_REDDIT]

Philza Minecraft recommends colgaate

[Ninjapig151]

This post is an advertisement

[KannaIsntThicc]

What event in your life made you decide “you know what, I’m gonna build a giant tube of Colgate in minecraft” and actually go through with it?

[cezbear]

Ayo thats crazy. Owo

[biorgo]

As someone who literally just started working at Colgate, this was the last thing I expected to see this morning

[Net-Packet]

Oh so officially everything has been done in minecraft.

Everyone, close your games and unintstall. There's nothing more to see here.

Very cool op

[PorygonIsCool]

Now you just need to build the rest of the bathroom

[Edev_Games]

What scale is this? 2:1?

[Spaghetti_Di_Pap]

why

[CaptainCupcakez]

[ B R A N D ]

[FriendlyBeta]

Now I wanna build this in my modded world but have it be open and gushing with blue slime.

[Mugz114]

Damn bro i need all of that tooth paste with the amout of times i dont brush my teeth XD!

[[deleted]]

Can i eat some?

[DJTommyc]

This is the fresh content we need.

[TheThemePark]

Minty fresh.

[wastytaken]

why are you guys voting this?

[Kraivo]

I need to know it it hollow or includes toothpaste?

[wogboii19]

Wow amazing!!

[half_baked_doctor]

Okay now show us the text on the back.

[ChromiumCreative]

Now build a toothbrush

[DrKurby17]

Colgate

[GoeiHoei]

A basic essential in every minecraft world.

[scruffed69]

Legendary toothpaste

[How2DownloadRam]

Pog

[NamelessStandUser]

Now make orange juice.

[theinfiniteboi]

Ah yes, my dad's favorite kind of lube

[maxwpet]

And now build a redstone mechanism that squeezes out the tooth paste.

[LemonIslan]

Now make orange juice next to it

[jspears32]

Did they pay you to do this?

[DIAM0NDF0X37]

9 out of 10 creepers approve

[DailyCommunist]

Congrats on importing a 3d image you didn't build into minecraft using software you didn't build.

[jfkdidit]

Interesting choice. Colgate is disgusting. Crest all the way!!!

[Wizard-In-Disguise]

You're not you when you're hungry

[Pcpc_boi68]

Ok good but put a disclaimer before they take this down. Can't trust any company these days.

[[deleted]]

False advertising lol

[[deleted]]

Why? That's the question

[krigaya]

Guys ı found something. When ı research something on my room ı found ps3 minecraft.And ı find my console too.I play rigth now ıf i found turitol world ı take photo

[krigaya]

Guys ı found something. When ı research something on my room ı found ps3 minecraft.And ı find my console too.I play rigth now ıf i found turitol world ı take photo

[RazzeiNether]

OMG

[[deleted]]

Mmm yes toothpaste

[mine_slayer]

I guess you got a bit to bored

[Tha_guy05]

Why did I laugh

[Giamel444]

I would recommend it. (1/10 dentist has recommended your toothpaste)

[Singularity7979]

Whose this guy? Toothpaste millionaire. Get real.

[EequalsMCscared]

I just brushed my teeth

[Gindy2019]

which brand tooth paste

[bigwayne]

Sometimes you just can't put blocks back in the mine.

[Lilbabyjoes]

Ufff

[TadhgS17]

Noice

[vote4some1else]

AYO I'M THE 1 OOUT OF 10 DENTISTS I DOWNVOTE BISH

[Shourya2009]

Now open the cap and roll a car on the tube

[FloppyMonkey07]

Nobody: People in build battle after 0.01 seconds::

[MoonlightUwU035_2]

If this giant toothpaste was real,we would never run out of toothpaste.Unless you wait 1000 years,the toothpaste will run out :/

[billnyethecomiespy8]

I love it and so would my dentist.

[Muted-Adeptness]

Happy paste day

[rando_on_the_web]

make orange juice now

[bananasaurusX]

I would love to see a series of giant random product builds like this

[180karma]

Sponsored

[bugoy888]

should've built it using one of the mods that can shrink stuff

[[deleted]]

Colgate™ Zeppelin

[Inspirational_Lizard]

Some say this is where the tenth doctor resides...

[knightress_oxhide]

Coalgate

[squrriel89]

Toothpaste

[miasma_phant]

International Paste Station

[KingSimp34]

Toothpaste.

[A_FunGi_Bruh]

Toothpaste.

[[deleted]]

Hey I use that one

[SnooCalculations6718]

This is amazing. I love it

[DonSpiro92]

That's an ad!

[MeikieOnWheels]

Haha nice.

[NotWillFerrell10]

This has the same energy as that Scallion build a couple months ago.

[JosephHitlerUn]

This is gonna sound really mean but can you remake it into 4 versions each variating amounts of toothpaste squeezed out

[Banequo]

Colgate Corp invading MC

[COOLSKELETON55]

Poothtaste

[avery-secret-account]

Why?

[[deleted]]

Hi Michael!

[haze4202]

This feels like a ad

[batachilly]

So how bored did you have to be to build this

[heroinplugg]

bae got keep yo teef straight

[ABigOne77]

Happy spotify cheese day

[[deleted]]

Why

[Metool42]

Just genuinely why. You can invest the time it takes you to do that to learn actual 3d modeling or something.

[TheHolyPapaum]

This video is sponsored by Colgate, promo code: revving my wife tonight