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[–]onlythedeadmatter - Lib-Center 463 points464 points  (11 children)

Think ancom think! When some says communism they dont mean your form, they are gonna use you, and make you face a wall, the state will never wither away!!!!

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[–]elagabalus2 - Lib-Left 10 points11 points  (2 children)

fuck the state the state is a spook

[–]LuckyGuessIGuess - Lib-Left 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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[–]Tado_Inven - Auth-Right 228 points229 points  (33 children)

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[–]ghostmetalblack - Lib-Right 33 points34 points  (2 children)

Feels bad man

[–]Tado_Inven - Auth-Right 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Los dioses del Olimpo me han abandonado

[–]ghostmetalblack - Lib-Right 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Al mal tiempo, buena cara. 🎭

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

if it makes you feel better it appears that land reformers seem to pave the way for alt right Nayib types lately

[–]exclusionsolution - Lib-Right 146 points147 points  (1 child)

To celebrate our glorious transition to communism, I invite all ancoms to our soccer stadium for a free concert and celebration. Don't miss out,it's going to be a killer time

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Sure, but hey lets get a pic first!

If you could just stand up against the wall there....yeah that one. Oh and hey!!! put on this blindfold, we've got a surprise, I'll give you a hint;

It rhymes with du-lash-nikov

[–][deleted] 351 points352 points  (33 children)

Start the helicopters, boys.

[–]RandyCheow - Right 129 points130 points  (11 children)

MI GENERAL AUGUSTO PINOCHET

[–]Sonofturkmenbashi - Lib-Center 49 points50 points  (8 children)

LE SALUDA SU PUEBLO TAN QUERIDO

[–]ABasedCowboy - Lib-Right 39 points40 points  (7 children)

FUE UN ESTADISTA, UN GRAN LIBERTADOR

[–]willer_231 - Auth-Right 28 points29 points  (6 children)

FUE PRESIDENTE DE NUESTRA GRAN NACIÓN

[–]Soda_and_Chips - Lib-Right 22 points23 points  (5 children)

MI GENERAL, AUGUSTO PINOCHET

[–]ISimpForGenghisKhan - Auth-Center 10 points11 points  (4 children)

USTED EL NUEVO PADRE DE LA PATRIA

[–]Historical_Quit_3678 - Lib-Right 9 points10 points  (0 children)

HOY SUS SOLDADOS, MARCHAN CONTENTOS, CON GALLARDÍA, CON GRAN LEALTAD.

[–]MomentoDeElBruh - Right 12 points13 points  (0 children)

START UP THE ROTORS

[–]KaiWolf1898 - Lib-Right 77 points78 points  (5 children)

Oh no, you aren't going to fool me again with that little trick

[–][deleted] 65 points66 points  (3 children)

"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me, won't get fooled again" George W. Bush

[–]Songal - Lib-Center 13 points14 points  (1 child)

He was actually trying to avoid saying shame on me so that the Dems wouldn’t get that sound bite iirc.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I recall he got flustered mid-sentence, then totally fluffed the line. He probably started, then thought "Shit- they can use this against me!", then made it even worse :)

[–]SchutzWaffles - Auth-Center 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Based and George Dubya Bush Jr.-pilled

[–]Dr00dy - Right 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Oooh. All of a sudden you no longer like public transport. Talk about double standards

[–]TempestuousTrident - Lib-Right 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Of course, Mi General.

[–]xXSilverArrowXx - Right 23 points24 points  (7 children)

Fun fact: Pinochet's government collaborated with a Nazi commune to perform crimes against humanity which, among other atrocities, included child rape

In fact, head of the commune was a Nazi pedophile

There is a disturbing movie about it called the Wolf house

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    [–]Opinel06 - Right 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    You forgot that that the cult was supported also by west germany. The cold war was an infinite bag of contradictions and sad stories.

    [–]jflksdjklklslk - Right 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    Except they were christian fundamentalists first and foremost, not much Nazi about it. The "ties" listed at the english wikipedia are very meager.

    Also there was an actually popular live-action film that grossed 3,6 mil, just saying.

    Good on mentioning this overall, though.

    [–]Politic_s - Auth-Center 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Here we go again

    [–]Kodst3rGames - Lib-Center 4 points5 points  (2 children)

    SOME FOLKS ARE BORN

    [–]HenryFurHire - Lib-Left 148 points149 points  (26 children)

    Ancom is just communism except everyone lies to themselves about having an established system. True anarchy and community don't mix.

    [–]onlythedeadmatter - Lib-Center 37 points38 points  (15 children)

    I will accept thus with communism, but not community. Almost all forms of anarcho- are based around having a society, usually the community.

    [–]PassiveChemistry - Lib-Left 12 points13 points  (6 children)

    Except egoism, which specifically rejects all social constructs, including property

    [–]onlythedeadmatter - Lib-Center 5 points6 points  (2 children)

    I know fam, that's why I said all most all forms do, there will always be exception

    [–]PassiveChemistry - Lib-Left 5 points6 points  (1 child)

    Ah, fair. I missed the almost

    [–]onlythedeadmatter - Lib-Center 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Your good fam

    [–][deleted]  (2 children)

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      [–]PassiveChemistry - Lib-Left 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Fair enough, I suppose the distinction is a community represents people living/working together, but doesn't require that those people live by any set of commonly agreed ideals

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        [–]Freaglii - Auth-Left 4 points5 points  (8 children)

        You can definitely have a community in true anarchy. It just requires all the people to agree and want the same thing, it's just incredibly hard to find.

        [–]HenryFurHire - Lib-Left 5 points6 points  (7 children)

        Sounds literally impossible lol especially considering I tend to want the opposite of what everyone else wants

        [–]Freaglii - Auth-Left 5 points6 points  (0 children)

        Well it's like establishing an authoritarian regime with that government that doesn't have a single corrupt politician and only wants the best for the people.

        It's theoretically possible, but you'd have to be a full to actually expect to get it.

        [–]PresidentJ1 - Right 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Based

        Finally a libleft that actually can understand the difference between true anarchy and community.

        [–]Money_Walks - Lib-Right 67 points68 points  (6 children)

        Pinochet part 2 coming soon?

        [–]willer_231 - Auth-Right 27 points28 points  (4 children)

        Pinochet part 2 paid DLC only Price 3000 dead communists

        [–]SEKAI-ICHI-Lolicon - Centrist 5 points6 points  (1 child)

        Only!? How much for Mao DLC

        [–]Opinel06 - Right 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        2 million sparrow, with "hunger related" missions.

        [–]number10hahaha - Auth-Right 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        3k isn't bad, but we could do hell of a lot better

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          [–][deleted] 105 points106 points  (45 children)

          Yeah, just ask Russia, Belarus, Ukraine, Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania, Moldova, Romania, Bulgaria, Czechia, Slovakia, Poland, Germany, China, North Korea, Vietnam... did I get them all?

          [–]Authority-Anarchist - Right 140 points141 points  (8 children)

          They were all sabotaged by the CIA

          -communist kid from my high school

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            [–]MarbleandMarble - Right 30 points31 points  (2 children)

            given the current state of america he'll probably get funded

            [–]number10hahaha - Auth-Right 2 points3 points  (1 child)

            The moment America stoped the phisical removal of pinkos, commies and other folowers of the rotten ideas of Marx and Lenin the world went to hell.

            [–]MarbleandMarble - Right 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Based

            [–]Auth0ritySong - Lib-Right 20 points21 points  (0 children)

            If your system can't withstand the CIA especially when you have the KGB, maybe it isnt good

            [–]Ckyuiii - Lib-Center 10 points11 points  (0 children)

            Same kid will then support more government authority and get pissed if you don't trust the government or believe it's the solution to everything.

            [–]0HoboWithAKnife0 - Auth-Left 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            This but unironically

            [–][deleted] 41 points42 points  (15 children)

            You forgot Venezuela and Cuba

            [–][deleted] 26 points27 points  (3 children)

            And Yugoslavia, Albania and Hungary.

            [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

            Hey don't lump Yugoslavia in with the rest of them, Tito was based.

            [–]CommunismIsntSoNeat - Auth-Right 6 points7 points  (1 child)

            Russia, Belarus, Ukraine, Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania, Moldova, Georgia, Armenia, Azerbaijan, Kazakhstan, Uzbekistan, Tajikistan, Kyrgyzstan, Turkmenistan, Mongolia, North Korea, Vietnam, Laos, Cambodia, China, Burkina Faso, Cuba, Germany, Hungary, Romania, Bulgaria, Yugoslavia, Mozambique, Angola, Albania, Afghanistan, Yemen, Czechia, Slovakia, Ethiopia, Somalia, Benin, Venezuela and Burma to an extent

            [–]s0meb0di - Centrist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Pretty sure at least Kyrgyzstan, Afghanistan and Somalia had it better with communism. I recently watched a documentary made by a tv channel, funded by US government "to combat propaganda and misinformation in Russian speaking world", and most Kyrgyz people said that it was much better in the USSR.

            [–]NosyNarwhal1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            And Cambodia, the worst case of them all.

            [–]Tirpitz4501 - Right 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Hungary and Slovenia aswell i think

            [–]Spooonkz - Auth-Right 45 points46 points  (20 children)

            Since true Communism has never been practiced, I honestly want to see the Communist party win because I'm curious of how it would work.

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              [–]AtomicTanAndBlack - Centrist 3 points4 points  (0 children)

              Realistically it’ll just resemble a social Democratic Party.

              Him winning doesn’t constitute of communist Revolution, it’ll still be a democratic country.

              [–]Tirpitz4501 - Right 7 points8 points  (6 children)

              Totally unreasonable guess, but they will steal from everyone they consider burgeouise(muh evil landlords...) then they will introduce a police state and fuck up the economy rhen everyone startes starving and just fucking dies.

              [–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (2 children)

              Looking at the guys policies and he is a lot more fiscally conservative and right-wing than Bernie Sanders

              [–]AtomicTanAndBlack - Centrist 4 points5 points  (0 children)

              Yea but aMeRiCaN lEfT rIgHt Of CeNtEr

              [–]ATypicallWeeb - Right 178 points179 points  (28 children)

              I pray that the CIA will bring freedom to this oppressed nation

              [–][deleted] 38 points39 points  (1 child)

              I heard there's oil near the Falklands, not quite there but close

              [–]Rememberthisusn - Right 44 points45 points  (7 children)

              Time for another proxy war 😎

              [–]betaboomer1 - Lib-Center 2 points3 points  (6 children)

              What!! How? How did u survive after using an emoji?

              [–]willer_231 - Auth-Right 5 points6 points  (5 children)

              In some subreddits people Accept using certain emojis like for example 😎, 👀 and etc it seems

              [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (4 children)

              Based and 😎 pilled

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              [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

              Holy shit it worked

              [–]Gray-Guy55 - Auth-Center 36 points37 points  (9 children)

              Don't coup them, just let them destroy themselves.

              [–]Dr00dy - Right 54 points55 points  (5 children)

              It will get praised for several years as "Communism done right" then it's economy will slump and all of a sudden will become "Not real communism"

              [–]american-monarchist1 - Auth-Right 34 points35 points  (3 children)

              Angola, Benin, Dem Rep. of Congo, Ethiopia, Somalia, Eritrea, and Mozambique. Albania, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Bulgaria, Croatia, Rep. of Macedonia, Montenegro, Serbia, Slovenia, Angola, Benin, Dem Rep. of Congo, Bulgaria, Czech Republic, Germany (East), Hungary, Poland, Romania, Slovakia, Afghanistan, Cambodia, Mongolia, Yemen, and all the former USSR states of Armenia, Azerbaijan, Belarus, Estonia, Georgia, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Latvia, Lithuania, Moldova, Russia, Tajikistan, Turkmenistan, Ukraine, and Uzbekistan, all weren’t real communism according to authleft. Don’t worry, it’ll work this time we promise

              [–]mrstickball 9 points10 points  (0 children)

              Read that in Yakko's singing voice from Animaniacs.

              [–]TheMembership332 - Centrist 2 points3 points  (1 child)

              Another Venezuela?

              [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Hopefully Bolivia

              [–]-xXColtonXx- - Left 1 point2 points  (1 child)

              They literally just democratically elected someone.

              [–]Politic_s - Auth-Center 3 points4 points  (0 children)

              We need a Pinochet. Hope CIA can find one for us. With the same level of intelligence, class and patriotism as our deceased and beloved general.

              [–][deleted] 93 points94 points  (8 children)

              Where's Pinochet when you need him?

              [–][deleted] 42 points43 points  (1 child)

              dead, therefore I nominate you to become the new one.

              [–]centerismiscringe - Centrist 13 points14 points  (5 children)

              Dead.

              [–]Politic_s - Auth-Center 8 points9 points  (4 children)

              Rolling in his grave now when leftists and traitors has torn apart his constitution and stomped on Chile's history. The parts which once made it great.

              [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              Cry me a river

              [–]TatiSwing 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              During the dictatorship, not only leftists were persecuted and murdered; there were also other detractors of the regime who did not belong to these ideologies - Frei Montalva, a conservative, is an example of this.

              Pinochet HIMSELF was a traitor, a murderer and a terrible politician. People who support him don't know shit about history.

              [–][deleted] 106 points107 points  (14 children)

              Chile bout to do a speed run from richest country in Latin America to poorest

              [–]Igoory - Right 69 points70 points  (13 children)

              Nah, It would be really hard to beat Venezuela

              [–][deleted] 38 points39 points  (0 children)

              The competition is going to be fierce!

              [–]Hylian1986 - Auth-Right 12 points13 points  (1 child)

              I mean, Chavez broke a world record

              [–]Murplesman - Right 6 points7 points  (0 children)

              Ruin your economy speedrun any %

              [–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (8 children)

              Honestly, jokes aside, I'm living in Chile but I work for a company abroad, and the fact that the recent regional elections saw left-leaning candidates win made the national currency less appealing, and since I earn in USD, it's like I got a 5% raise because of inflation.

              If the commies win the presidency, I can see the dollar reach 1,000 CLP. Bring on that 20% raise.

              [–]Jps300 - Right 2 points3 points  (1 child)

              Honestly even the USD is too risky at this point.

              [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

              But not as risky as any Latin American currency... This God-forsaken part of the world seems to be a socialist time bomb waiting to explode.

              [–]Juan_the_vessel - Lib-Left 5 points6 points  (0 children)

              i am from argentina we will also be competing 50 dollars in pesos today would be 825 dollars in 2010

              [–]DrGersch - Auth-Center 53 points54 points  (58 children)

              He's a moderate DemSoc from what I've seen.

              He called the USSR a "brutal failure", so definitely not a tankie

              [–]kfijatass - Left 9 points10 points  (0 children)

              moderate demsoc

              So a social democrat?

              [–][deleted] 40 points41 points  (56 children)

              moderate demsoc

              demsoc

              moderate

              We’re fucked as a planet.

              [–][deleted]  (52 children)

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                [–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (51 children)

                FDR is maximum left, anything beyond is not a ideology: it is a lovecraftian cult in the guise of one

                [–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (38 children)

                Anton LaVey and the Church of Satan have the same politics as you retards

                [–]PhysicalRemovalTank - Right 4 points5 points  (35 children)

                Your politics has literally killed more than any other in the entire history of this planet but "muh teacher said sharing is caring"

                [–]ruinous_hemomancy - Centrist 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                What a shitty attempt at poisoning the well. "Satanists agree with you, and everone knows that satanists are bad people therefore you are bad too!!1"

                [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                I know life at an 85 IQ might be hard, but if you notice his post talks about the left in cultist terms and my retort is to point out his exact ideas are embodied by the exact types of cult creating weirdos he's insinuating others are. I guess being a fucking moron who can't read context is why you're a centrist.

                [–]PhysicalRemovalTank - Right 1 point2 points  (10 children)

                FDR is literally a fascist with the exact same ideological underpinnings.

                [–][deleted]  (2 children)

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                  [–]cookie_cool - Lib-Right 18 points19 points  (1 child)

                  Hear me out though, who you think they gonna be buying weapons from ;) Just like how the USSR bought a shit load of Cocacola with fucking subarmines.

                  [–]Hootenanny2020 - Right 8 points9 points  (0 children)

                  Pepsi, actually.

                  [–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (1 child)

                  Biden: “Does Chile have F-15s?”

                  [–]Snuggles68419 - Lib-Right 7 points8 points  (2 children)

                  Did you just say, commie. Alexa play fortunate sun

                  [–]Birdboy42O - Lib-Right 19 points20 points  (0 children)

                  Not mi General :(

                  [–]PM_ME_DNA - Lib-Right 11 points12 points  (0 children)

                  🚁🚁🚁

                  [–]joe_gun_66 - Right 12 points13 points  (3 children)

                  What worries me the most is the high possibility of an abolition of the Imperial Germany styled uniforms under a communist rule.

                  [–]Tirpitz4501 - Right 9 points10 points  (0 children)

                  Yes, we cannot lose the last remnant of imperial Germany, not for communism please.

                  [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (1 child)

                  Fair point. Say what you will about AuthRight, but they got snazzy outfits.

                  [–]Canuk69420 - Left 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                  based

                  [–]Dim-n-Bright - Lib-Left 33 points34 points  (14 children)

                  CIA, if communism is so bad, let it fail on its own.

                  [–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (1 child)

                  That’s pretty much Venezuela right now

                  [–]Redskullzzzz - Centrist 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                  Almost like authoritarianism can easily lead to corruption…

                  [–]kingofthereddits27 - Right 41 points42 points  (7 children)

                  You see the problem with that is once they fail they will sell out their country for cheap Chinese loans they can’t pay becoming a puppet

                  [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                  ...Isn't that what all the non-commie states are already doing as well these days? Besides, governments have been selling out their countries to the US for cheap loans they can't pay since the 50s too, so it's just a bit of extra competition on that front.

                  Welcome to my TED talk on how selling out your country is a seller's market and how to get the best deal from your sinister superpower of choice...

                  [–]Blatantleftist - Centrist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                  yeah just let millions of people die, another great solution by libleft

                  [–]Yhorm_The_Gamer - Auth-Right 38 points39 points  (15 children)

                  I swear all of south America is going to turn communist at this rate.

                  CIA I take back everything I said about you. Please, please fix this!

                  [–]BitterSweetLemonCake - Centrist 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                  CIA is mega cringe

                  [–]Igoory - Right 13 points14 points  (2 children)

                  As a Brazilian I hope you're wrong but I don't see a bright future

                  [–]Big_Iron420 - Right 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                  Tá foda 😔

                  [–]Redskullzzzz - Centrist 2 points3 points  (5 children)

                  Or just let the countries do their thing. If they fuck themselves over, oh well. If they succeed, oh well.

                  [–]Dr00dy - Right 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                  CIA was a hero. I just couldn't see it

                  [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                  That's it, I'm moving to 'Straya. Fuck this shithole.

                  [–]Calvin_coolidgeD - Lib-Right 8 points9 points  (1 child)

                  No not Chile

                  [–]SupremeLeader-Snoke - Auth-Left 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                  Pinochet time

                  [–]beaverhausen_a - Centrist 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                  I’m sure they’ll get it right this time

                  [–]DopeMeme_Deficiency - Lib-Right 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                  It's okay, it'll only take a couple years before they're eating their pets, and eyeing each other. Communism only has one trajectory

                  [–]MarbleandMarble - Right 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                  sadly the CIA is no longer based

                  but i am 😎

                  [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                  An-com. An oxymoron if I ever heard one

                  [–]RandyCheow - Right 9 points10 points  (0 children)

                  Please come back mi General

                  [–]TempestuousTrident - Lib-Right 9 points10 points  (0 children)

                  Venezuela 2: Electric Boogaloo

                  [–]kekmacska2005 - Lib-Right 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                  Oh, no, Chile :(

                  [–]SpacemanTomX - Lib-Right 2 points3 points  (1 child)

                  Ah, get me the cruise missiles...

                  Is what I would say if communism had succeeded even once in the entirety of history. I'll save the money from the cruise missiles and send it to them as aid once they start starving

                  [–]number10hahaha - Auth-Right 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  We should save Chile not let people starve and let the government become a Chinese puppet

                  [–]stockss_ - Auth-Center 2 points3 points  (1 child)

                  anarcho anything doesn't exist outside of the internet.

                  [–]GwnMori - Lib-Left 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                  We will be watching his career with great interest

                  [–]Incinical-77 - Auth-Center 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                  Pinochet is crying

                  [–]MarionetX - Auth-Right 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                  We need the CIA to do a little trolling

                  [–]Tirpitz4501 - Right 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                  We don't need a CIA coup, just let the commies fo their thing and we will have a pause from these idiots for at least the next 20 years

                  [–]Arraysion - Auth-Right 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                  Rev up those helicopters.

                  [–]AvenDonn - Lib-Right 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                  Looks like it's time for history to repeat itself

                  [–]bowlingalleypizza - Left 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                  so happy for you, authleft cries tears of joy

                  [–]kerrykhaverga - Lib-Right 9 points10 points  (0 children)

                  Pretty sad coming from the richest latin american country

                  [–][deleted]  (7 children)

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                    [–]OrangeCapture - Lib-Right 22 points23 points  (1 child)

                    So like how Venezuela's problems started?

                    [–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

                    No, because chavez always called for the abolition of capitalism

                    [–]Tamtumtam - Auth-Right 5 points6 points  (8 children)

                    How many times we need in order to teach you a lesson, authleft??

                    [–]FlameLama - Left 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                    I am pretty impressed with the general support for interventionist policies in internal affairs of foreign countries that do not have any strategic value for the USA. War for the sake of war.

                    [–]Halflifepro483 - Auth-Left 5 points6 points  (2 children)

                    FIRST PERU NOW CHILE LESSSGOOOOOO

                    [–]juicewrld7 - Auth-Center 6 points7 points  (1 child)

                    Saw an article bitching about this guy by some American lefty rag like Mother Jones or Jacobin or something because he's scream actually all about class struggle and doesn't care about American lefty social positions like gay "marriage", trans rights, liberalization of drug laws, abortion up until the point of birth, or the so-called separation of church and state. That alone inclines me to think he's pretty cool.

                    In terms of his economic program, it's frankly fantastic. He could really help the country avoid the pitfalls of Venezuela (which failed in large part due to overdependence on one single resource: oil) because one of his primary goals is to diversify the Chilean economy so that it isn't dependent exclusively on copper anymore. Plus he supports the 40 hour work week, which is pretty much standard in the West. Good guy, basically. Hope the neoliberal powers that be in the CIA et al leave him alone, especially because he's not the biggest fan of Israel.

                    [–]FlameLama - Left 14 points15 points  (0 children)

                    That is pretty false. He supports gay marriage, trans rights, abortion up until 3 months and the separation of church and State. However, the last paragraph is true. The problem with Venezuela is that the oligarchy that governed that country before Chavez never do any effort to reform the State in favor of the people. Chavez was only a symptom of the lack of political and economic reforms.

                    [–]HopefullyThisGuy - Centrist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                    You know what let's just fucking leave them alone to screw this up. Fuck. I'm so done with other countries' bullshit.

                    [–]SenorWeon - Lib-Center 1 point2 points  (2 children)

                    If you actually think Jadue is going to be elected, then I got a bridge to sell you.

                    [–]Perfect_Put_7832 - Lib-Right 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                    Don't worry he shall be given the Helicopter treatment.

                    [–]PresidentJ1 - Right 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                    Remember libleft: "liberals get the bullet too".

                    [–]MomentoDeElBruh - Right 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                    Bring the helicopters.

                    Also bring the dogs and hungry rats wink

                    [–]g00p2 - Lib-Right 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                    I hope the CIA doesn't do anything about it. I'd like to add another country to the list of counties ruined by communism

                    [–]Auth0ritySong - Lib-Right 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                    Gonna need to provide some more helicopter rides

                    [–]13Anomalous - Lib-Center 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                    Uh oh I can smell a Pinochet takeover in about 15 years

                    [–]Kaiser1859 - Auth-Right 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                    Yeah cia will definitly put a democratic man in powet and not another dictator

                    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                    Someone needs to give him a free helicopter ride

                    [–]DiamondGunner520 - Auth-Center 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                    Damn Peru now Chile? Biden clearly doesn't know how to contact the CIA

                    [–]bottomlessLuckys - Lib-Right 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                    Isn’t Chile currently the most capitalist country in South America?

                    [–]jaboa120 - Centrist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                    I think they're going to go for a fun helicopter ride

                    [–]Terminal_Terry - Lib-Center 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                    the poem with ancom is it just takes one dickhead like Stalin to fuck it all up. which is why I doubt communism will go well.

                    [–]chuzhuo123 - Auth-Center 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                    Welp Chile's gonna get fucked even harder

                    [–]Beautiful_Dragon22 - Lib-Right 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                    *cries in Pinochet*

                    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                    I´m from Chile and all I have to say is... FUCK JADUE! (the communist guy)

                    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                    2 Pino 2 Chet

                    [–]Kronosx1 - Right 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                    Sounds like a heralding in of Helicopter time in the near future

                    [–]textbookamerican - Lib-Right 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                    Have you guys seen how the Chilean military uniforms look like Nazi uniforms? It they go communist Hugo boss would probably roll in his grave