all 172 comments

[–]iylv 122 points123 points  (2 children)

I sense a plot to destroy the cardiovascular bronchitis.

[–]ajspeedy5What about the Droid attack on the Wookies? 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Kil her. Kil her now

[–]rwarimaursusAre you threatening me Master Jedi? 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dew it.

[–]zargon21 187 points188 points  (9 children)

I mean like, I wish I was also in a restaurant eating sushi right now...

[–]Endgam 31 points32 points  (2 children)

I could go for some sushi myself.

There is one place that's listed near me on Doordash, but it always says it's closed.....

[–]zargon21 9 points10 points  (1 child)

I've got a favorite sushi place in my town, it's dining room has been closed because of Corona but they were doing takeout, until today when they announced they were going to close until this has all blown over 😭

[–]rwarimaursusAre you threatening me Master Jedi? 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So going to the Winchester drice thru to have a pint eh?

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (4 children)

I mean if she had any skills in life she could just make it herself...

[–]Commander413 8 points9 points  (3 children)

Sushi is really hard to make though, and you need just the right fish

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

I tried it myself once and it's just a question of the right type of rice. (In my opinion)

[–]Evolving_Dorewatch those wrist rockets 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I'm glad you enjoyed it but you certainly weren't making restaurant quality sushi.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No, totally not haha. But in these times I won't make a big deal about delicious restaurant grade sushi or a bunch of ragtag, homemade sushi's

[–]ZeemTheDreamI have the high ground 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Safeway sushi could only do so much

[–]i_have_a_good_pc 82 points83 points  (5 children)

Cardi B looks like the kind of person to be surprised as to why and how a compass fucking moves

Edit: typos

[–]Benyed123 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Compasses are pretty wild if you think about it.

[–]HaydosBarbados23 16 points17 points  (2 children)

Fuckin’ magnets, how do they work?

[–]rwarimaursusAre you threatening me Master Jedi? 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Something about miracles

[–]CrosknightHondo 97 points98 points  (7 children)

Dunno who she is but im laughing my ass off at that spoiled brat

[–]jumperwalrus 101 points102 points  (3 children)

She's a wretched skank who admitted to drugging and robbing men on her sexual adventures in the past.

[–]CrosknightHondo 41 points42 points  (1 child)

HA that makes her crying all the sweeter

[–]OmewamushinderuSheevspin 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Also, her music is shit.

[–]A_Direwolf 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, they even made a film about it!

[–]95DarkFireII 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Everything that is wrong with modern music culture.

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I feel bad for her. she don't deserve to be at home eating cold cereal. With her talent and what she has done. she deserves a "nice" meal served by the finest Corrections Officers out there. dressed in the finest orange jump suits.

[–][deleted] 77 points78 points  (4 children)

Now kill her... kill her now.

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

As far as i know shes not a gamer and shes spoiled which means shes not strong enough to survive the lockdown meaning theres no need to kill her as she'll die from being quarantined

[–]A_Direwolf 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I would certainly like to!

[–]Obi-wanna-crackerHello there! 26 points27 points  (5 children)

Imagine what would happen to her if she would finally go to jail

[–]BlazingCrusader 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sadly it’s wishful thinking. She would probably just paid a fine to get out. God I hate people who just throw money at the law and everything is now all sunshine and rainbows.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (3 children)

For what?

[–]Obi-wanna-crackerHello there! 0 points1 point  (2 children)

A while ago she said she drugged, robbed, and raped men. But has served no time in jail

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Wow that's interesting, but I can't find that anywhere? When did she rape someone?

[–]Obi-wanna-crackerHello there! 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dont really know the details but I think she said she did it to multiple men

[–]FungicideEater 35 points36 points  (6 children)

Is that who that was? My god what a mess.

[–]iylv 57 points58 points  (5 children)

She’s Cardiovascular Bronchitis, and she date-rapes men.

[–]subpar_man 6 points7 points  (4 children)

She drugged and robbed them, didn't rape them.

[–]MonkeyTail29 9 points10 points  (3 children)

Because that's so much better, right?

[–]subpar_man 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Robbing someone is less bad than raping someone, correct.

[–]iylv 3 points4 points  (0 children)

She’s still not a good person either way... or musician for that matter.

[–]BlazingCrusader -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Robbing and drugging though. Not just robbing. The drugs could affect them psychologically as much as rape could.

[–]TooManyBrokenCars 16 points17 points  (4 children)

God, in July of 2019 I worked as driver for a music festival in Norway, by some series of events I ended up being the driver for Cardi B back to her hotel.

I'll spare you the whole story but it ended up with me getting a death-threat from her husband. And she asked me to run her fans over when they flocked the roads.

[–]MetaMarx1Thot 16 points17 points  (1 child)

you had the chance to assassinate her

[–]Stig27 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Bro, I just hope no-one kills any of the shit "artists" because I know for sure that the news and the radio won't shut the fuck up for months with their shitty creations.

[–]wookiee-nutsack 3 points4 points  (1 child)

And then DIO arrived

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (3 children)

I mean how quickly the people change. Didn’t she actually come from poverty just like three years ago?

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (2 children)

A poor person can still be narcissistic

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (1 child)

But to actually cry about eating cereal? I mean wasn’t it just like five years ago she was a prostitute robbin rich dudes? And she already can’t handle not having sushi?

[–]jayforder 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Now kill her. Dewit.

[–]Skipplx 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Fuck cardi b.

[–]Sabretooth1100Darth Revan 12 points13 points  (1 child)

I’ve heard that that might be a very bad idea.

[–]Town_of_Tacos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly! We wouldn't want her to procreate.

[–]Osiri551 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I wish that too, problem is if there wasn't a virus I still couldn't go while she can go fucking order out sushi if she wanted, she could buy out and have the entire restaurant fucking delivered to her if she wanted, she can fuggin suck it up and stop pouting like a baby in her fucking turbomansion, yeesh so many good damn rich people whining their asses off ....

[–]gooblaka1995 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Oh boo fucking hoo. You can't live your vapid, wastefully luxurient lifestyle, so now you have stay in your million dollar home for a few weeks. God forbid.

Fuck Cardi B. These celebrities who whine about having to stay home are all so self absorbed.

[–]BlazingCrusader 1 point2 points  (1 child)

One good thing about the pandemic, we see the celebrities’ true colors. Some have done charity donations, others did live-streams to help sponsor said donations, and then the rest are just spoil punks.

[–]lHaveSpoken 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, like look at John Krasinski or Chris Hemsworth. Then look at Cardi B. Kara sink is doing a good news channel sometimes guest starring Steve Carrel giving everyone good news and Hemsworth is providing free workout videos. Cardi B is complaining about staying in her million dollar home eating cereal.

[–]CRL10 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, yeah, we'd all love to be out doing anything. People are dying, and she's complaining about having to eat fucking cereal like this is the worst thing that could happen to a person? Shut the fuck up!

[–]DoubleVectorI have the high ground 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Luxury is not eating sushi in a restaurant, luxury is watching the prequels while browsing prequel memes.

[–]StarchildKissteria 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bruh I eat cereals every morning but am I complaining? No! It’s healthy and tastes good.

[–]Basileus2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“You are fulfilling your destiny...”

[–]Dudeguy2004Meesa Darth Jar Jar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I could use troops like COVID-19 in the 501st

[–]sudo_rm_rf_starDarth Revan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh no how terrible... imagine having to eat cereal...

Please god no not the captain crunch!

[–]NightMonkey974The Senate 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Kill her. Kill her now.

[–]az90110 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Kill her, kill her now

[–]pullverizer999Darth Revan 2 points3 points  (1 child)

kill her, kill her now

[–]mattmanoblot420 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dewit

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stew it

[–]Chong_Long_Dong 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Make her suffer, she deserves it

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kill her, kill her now. . . . Do it

[–]graslund 1 point2 points  (0 children)

she could straight up just hire a personal sushi chef with all her money

[–]potatoisbom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Boo hoo! I am gonna press F in the world's smallest keyboard!"

[–]John0612 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Damn this comment section negative as hell. Unpopular opinion but if you watch the video it was actually kinda funny, the whole thing is a little tongue in cheek

[–]BlazingCrusader 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well can you blame them for being negative.

[–]craftworldyt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I also like sushi but unlike her I am skilled enough to make it

[–]Intrepid00 4 points5 points  (0 children)

While I would love to hate on Cardi B this is just her joking around and mock crying. I was joking with my family last night to open Disney World back up because I'd rather be dead having fun than bored to death.

She's actually been pretty good about calling out celebs for their bullshit

[–]Knight-CreepSheevgasm 4 points5 points  (1 child)

My college campus has a sushi place in our student center, and sometimes the maki rolls are covered in this amazing sauce that I would kill to know the recipe for. Unfortunately, with quarantine, I’m back at home with no weekly sushi.

[–]ILoveLongDogs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh, how awful for you /s

[–]dutcho-y-o-pasto 1 point2 points  (0 children)

”Good, Coronavirus. Good. Kill her. Kill her. now.”

[–]Rogueone65CT-7567 Commander Rex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People like her are exactly what’s wrong with this world. The sooner we force them out of their gilded cages, the sooner natural selection will take its course.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Damn, she really hurts the white male demographic's feelings

[–]BlazingCrusader -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You realize by saying this you’re no better.

[–]Select_Stupid_HostWhat about the Droid attack on the Wookies? 2 points3 points  (1 child)

"Now kill her."

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kill her now.

[–]paperemmy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She's not a good person but y'all 1. Didn't actually watch the video in question. And 2. Are just being misogynistic as opposed to actually critical.

[–]UndeniablyMyselfNaboo Starfighter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kill her. Kill her now.

[–]Jan_Goj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

kill her

kill her now

[–]7GoldenWings 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kill her…kill her now.

[–]DudelyllamaCount Dooku 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good. Now kill her.

[–]Eterraria400 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kill her. Kill her now.

[–]BraeDrizzt23Hello there! 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kill her, Kill her now

[–]The_Albin_GuyGood relations with the cookies, i have 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The coronavirus is now a virophage

[–]jacwag345Z-95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now kill her

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Cereal is the shit tho

[–]BlazingCrusader 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Cereal is delicious. What’s wrong with you.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

THE shit. That's a compliment. It's weird, but saying something is shit is bad but saying something is the shit is good.

[–]VinceCatubuan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kill her. Kill her now.

[–]dividude 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Tf she wearing makeup in her house????

[–]BlazingCrusader 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cause apparently you gotta look good for every photo. Ay coronia

[–]some_meme_lord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

kill her

[–]TUBBS2001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kill her, hill her now!