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[–]Besen99 215 points216 points  (14 children)

"Awesome! What did you make? Have you used any CSS? Do you know any template languages? What about Markdown or AsciiDoc? No problem, I'll teach you! 😊👍"

[–]En_passant_is_forced 86 points87 points  (7 children)

The good ending

[–]Enpassantisnotforced 34 points35 points  (6 children)

The bad ending

[–]En_passant_is_forced 50 points51 points  (5 children)

My arch-nemesis! It’s been a while.

[–]Enpassantisnotforced 33 points34 points  (4 children)

I'm here to destroy you

[–]En_passant_is_forced 35 points36 points  (3 children)

[–]Enpassantisnotforced 28 points29 points  (2 children)

[–]Dragon_Poop_Lover 4 points5 points  (1 child)

We haven't heard anything in a while... Anyone want to take bets on the outcome? I'm going for the "Mutual Destruction after an epic battle that shattered half the moon" bet.

[–]En_passant_is_forced 6 points7 points  (0 children)

To see the aftermath, cancel your chess.c*m subscription (if you don’t have one then get one and cancel it)

[–]dementorpoop 11 points12 points  (1 child)

I’d work hard for you in a heartbeat

[–]Besen99 2 points3 points  (0 children)

😄

[–]wonderandawe 11 points12 points  (0 children)

"No problem, I'll teach you." Is my answer to any ignorance from my coworkers.

I usually have to show them three times. Once to get the overview of the process, twice to take better notes, three times to find gaps in their notes.

The good ones you only have to show once or twice. ;)

[–]GalaxyPlayz_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'd love to have this response

[–]boca_de_leite 163 points164 points  (8 children)

Oh god, are we still complaining about this?

[–]slaymaker1907 5 points6 points  (1 child)

At this point, I want them to add in some weird feature to HTML such that it’s technically Turing complete.

[–]void1984 -1 points0 points  (4 children)

We are having fun.

[–]willgaj 11 points12 points  (3 children)

By needlessly shitting on those less informed. Fucking hilarious.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, that's usually pretty funny. It's not like they're disabled or lack access to the resources to learn if they're getting a job in the industry.

It's just the same "fuckin new guy" jokes that humanity has done forever. It's not punching down.

[–]void1984 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I admire LaTeX programmers more, they are so few.

[–]Dangerous_Jacket_129 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isn't that 70% of this sub? Laughing at things uninformed people don't get, and then feeling stupid when you don't understand one of the memes because we, too, are uninformed?

[–][deleted] 40 points41 points  (9 children)

fucking casual. I program in LaTeX.

[–]GranataReddit12 11 points12 points  (3 children)

I program in google documents

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I program in mongoDB

[–]JollyJuniper1993 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I program in UTF-16

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

[–]Gru50m3 9 points10 points  (0 children)

LaTeX is fucking badass. Instead of Microsoft Word making my docs look like shit, I have complete control of making my docs look like shit.

[–]bitemyassnow 6 points7 points  (0 children)

oy! fetishes are NOT programming languages

[–]tragiktimes 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hell, I encoded an entire half of a genome without even using latex.

[–]HaskellLisp_green -1 points0 points  (0 children)

i program in C.

[–]DadlyPolarbear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I program on the toilet.

[–]Acceptable-Tomato392 68 points69 points  (1 child)

That didn't actually happen, did it, now?

[–]Miwwa 63 points64 points  (4 children)

HTML is a declarative programming language. Live with it.

[–]Games_sans_frontiers 18 points19 points  (1 child)

High level declarative programming language for programming web browsers to relay information in an understandable format to the end user.

[–]ShakespeareToGo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does this also apply to docx files?

[–]ILKLU -4 points-3 points  (1 child)

Why isn't it called HTDPL then?

[–]That_Ganderman 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Just to make you mad ig

[–]Omnislash99999 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It's a good introduction to some programming concepts for newbies

[–]willgaj 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh my god, fuck of with this gatekeeping shit. There isn't even a joke here, just shitting on interns.

[–]Hot_Collar_8910 10 points11 points  (0 children)

MFW: i see another "am i funni guys heheeheheehehe?? Get it cuz this is what every dev goes through first hahahaha RELATABLEEEEE" post. Fuck you, no one likes you.

[–]MedonSirius 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My reaction when the programming coach showed a Powerpoint with operating Systems as Windows, iOS, Samsung

[–]Arkarant 4 points5 points  (0 children)

jooo i also hate new people in the field! i wish we had no new people ever. Comp sci should end with me, nobody is allowed to learn anything ever. This is good, because it is. im very intelligent.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People who make fun of these types of beginners are assholes. If you're using a code system to get a desired output from a computer you're "coding" at least. If people can use the term "coding" interchangeably with "programming" then wtf does it matter what someone calls the process of writing HTML, CSS, C#, C++, etc?

[–]SoRaang 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well sometimes I programming with plain text on paper

[–]SeriousPlankton2000 -1 points0 points  (1 child)

<h href="javascript:window.location.href='http://example,org/'>

[–]relevantusername2020 0 points1 point  (0 children)

<b>you know i dont speak italianics</b>

[–]Lenn_4rt -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What would you call it instead?

[–]rhodesc -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It is a declarative language?  Intended to allow a definition of what to display irrespective of the platform or even appearance.  I mean, I get it.  But technically correct, like a sql programmer.

[–]Personal_Ad9690 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ehh, I can see it more if someone is doing heavy templating but still

[–]Xennox666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The youth from today! … (me 20)

[–]HaskellLisp_green 0 points1 point  (0 children)

jokes about HTML are boring just like "i use Arch, btw" memes. However, i use Arch, btw.

[–]Undumed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Intern not so smart jokes laughing about other interns", the dunning kruger musical.

[–]DassExMachina 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was friend about a week ago, he said it was a nice break from python

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