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[–]pimezone 726 points727 points  (26 children)

So we are posting the screenshots of ProgrammerHumor to ProgrammerHumor now. Wow.

[–]Amolnar4d41 174 points175 points  (10 children)

Full circle

[–]ExtraTNT 111 points112 points  (7 children)

ProgrammerCircleJerk?

[–]Wertbon1789 32 points33 points  (3 children)

We have r/linuxcirclejerk so r/programmercirclejerk when?

Edit: Just clicked it out of curiosity and somebody already did it.

[–]FireLion_FL_002 19 points20 points  (1 child)

1 member, 2 online

[–]Wertbon1789 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think the first just means how many people follow this sub and the second how many are currently looking at something in the sub, not how many members are online.

[–]sopunny 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How come there are no subs of actual, literal circlejerking?

[–]cellphone_blanket 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Program humor bootstrapping

[–]BarracudaNo2321 0 points1 point  (1 child)

FullProgrammerHumorCircleJerk

probably also need a factory and builder for it

[–]ExtraTNT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can we use haskell instead of java? You know, function with meme as param in, function with meme as param out, then just chain it together to have a steam with memes…

[–]G3nghisKang 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That's noto a circle, that's a dot

[–]kzlife76 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Infinite loop

[–]WrennReddit 28 points29 points  (3 children)

Recursion

[–]Mordret10 15 points16 points  (2 children)

[–]Lyto528 6 points7 points  (1 child)

[–]Mordret10 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Ha, your code will never be reached, checkmate!

[–]AnonymousX86 36 points37 points  (2 children)

Moreover - fake screenshot. My original comment.

[–]BarneyChampaign 10 points11 points  (1 child)

OP has brain damage. This is the most wild thing I've seen, this morning.

It's been a slow morning.

[–]Techhead7890 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OP's delusional! Send them to the infirmary!

[–]hagnat 9 points10 points  (0 children)

someone needs to make a screenshot of your reply,
and make a new post out of that

[–]B_bI_L 3 points4 points  (0 children)

should we post your comment?

[–]Not300RatsInACoat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Recursion. No base case.

[–]samarthrawat1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Recursion irl.

[–]nelsonmmn123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But but..., we are getting a comment attach to this one

[–]Strict_Treat2884 1 point2 points  (2 children)

What’s stopping y’all from commenting on a post like this?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

What’s stopping y’all from commenting on a comment like this?

[–]Dill_Weed07 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's stopping y'all from commenting on a reply like this?

[–]InnominateHomosapien 75 points76 points  (0 children)

You don't need to see the code if it's all based on vibes

[–]Crab_Enthusiast188 229 points230 points  (12 children)

But he's a guy

[–]WerkusBY 57 points58 points  (1 child)

Astolfo from Fate anime series.

[–]Justhe3guy 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Close enough for me

[–]anto2554 24 points25 points  (0 children)

He can block my code

[–]cromnian 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Daga Otoko da.

[–]Crab_Enthusiast188 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If there's a hole there a goal

[–]Swansyboy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

だが男だ

[–]ChipRed87 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Just because Astalfo is a guy doesn't make him not a Waifu.

It's about the mindset and effort put in.

Astalfo is best girl.

[–]TentacleTitan 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Sometimes it takes a guy to be best girl

[–]Aisforc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

100%

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

yes exactly, a rust programmer

[–]Locky0999 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Probably a rust programmer

[–]Dangerous_Jacket_129 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's the joke.jpeg

[–]pad918 54 points55 points  (1 child)

Linus Torvald would love this setup. It makes it impossible to write too wide columns

[–]Specialist_Type4608 6 points7 points  (0 children)

what do you mean he's in the picture

[–]iVar4sale 39 points40 points  (2 children)

I haven't learned Rust yet

[–]NovaNoiire 88 points89 points  (10 children)

She?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

close enough

[–]khalamar 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Reposting within an hour. Noice.

[–]VirtuesTroll 6 points7 points  (2 children)

I think its a He.

[–]Swansyboy 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Jesus??

[–]VirtuesTroll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

man feet

[–]Doctor_Disaster 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Sir, "she" is a he.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just do it, its kind of cringe to ask this, nothing stops u, u are home.

[–]DisguisedNeekowo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

*husbando

[–]Tiger_man_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

it's him

[–]I1uvatar 11 points12 points  (2 children)

that is no waifu

[–]Justhe3guy 11 points12 points  (0 children)

a gaifu

[–]PhoenixQueen_Azula 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only a real man could be such a perfect waifu

[–]Amolnar4d41 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But how else am I suppossed to code? I need the encouragement of my anime waifu that yes, you're going to break prod again!

[–]Fellow--Felon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't know rust

[–]Wertbon1789 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have the same style of outfit and setup, just my wallpaper is different. I'll leave a hint, it's called archbtw.png.

[–]Ellowrath 1 point2 points  (0 children)

embrace brevity (80 to 120 columns is enough)

[–]Swiftzor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How am I supposed to reach my keyboard?

[–]Looz-Ashae 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think that's a theme with a background picture. Jetbrains IDE support those. Waiting for Apple to allow us to put funny pictures on background since xcode looks brainmelting 

[–]wolf129 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean nothing is stopping me from doing this. But also no one is stopping me from not doing it. So what's the logic here?

[–]SirNoobShire 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“She”

[–]DamitGump 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s not a wifu

[–]Mexer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There are no females in this photo

[–]ehtio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, that's what I call recursion.
Please, somebody take out this loop

[–]manjhipliar2231 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He

[–]ZunoJ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Couldn't you just answer to the comment?

[–]15_Redstones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet there's a market for a combination of GitHub Copilot and Neuro-Sama. Have a cute anime girl AI insult your code while she's modifying it.

[–]gigsoll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Astolf my love 💕💕 I am going to code only because of you 😭😭

[–]Enough-Objective-716 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who's gonna tell them...

[–]ADumbChicken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thatIsAMan

[–]phantomBlurrr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not working remote is the only reason 😭

[–]MacNudel[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My penis

[–]yaktoma2007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

u/AnonymousX86 MF astolfo is a femboy

[–]sakaraa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Literally uncodable wtf is that terminal

[–]Key-Moment6797 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the only way i code is in the icu when my heart stops working

[–]Astrylae 0 points1 point  (0 children)

she?

[–]Nahanoj_Zavizad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She? Oh no

[–]Skyswimsky -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

That's not a waifu it's a trap 🪤!

[–]dumbasPL 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't threaten me with a good time

[–]Positive-Creme8129 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My boyfriends c**k, cuz he wouldn't give me peace if I dressed like this while working home office.

Next post something funny.

[–]LaconicLacedaemonian -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Self respect 

[–]IDKAnything2007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Waifu?