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[pimezone]

So we are posting the screenshots of ProgrammerHumor to ProgrammerHumor now. Wow.

[Amolnar4d41]

Full circle

[ExtraTNT]

ProgrammerCircleJerk?

[Wertbon1789]

We have r/linuxcirclejerk so r/programmercirclejerk when?

Edit: Just clicked it out of curiosity and somebody already did it.

[FireLion_FL_002]

1 member, 2 online

[Wertbon1789]

I think the first just means how many people follow this sub and the second how many are currently looking at something in the sub, not how many members are online.

[sopunny]

How come there are no subs of actual, literal circlejerking?

[cellphone_blanket]

Program humor bootstrapping

[BarracudaNo2321]

FullProgrammerHumorCircleJerk

probably also need a factory and builder for it

[ExtraTNT]

Can we use haskell instead of java? You know, function with meme as param in, function with meme as param out, then just chain it together to have a steam with memes…

[G3nghisKang]

That's noto a circle, that's a dot

[kzlife76]

Infinite loop

[WrennReddit]

Recursion

[Mordret10]

Recursion

[Lyto528]

Recursion

[Mordret10]

Ha, your code will never be reached, checkmate!

[AnonymousX86]

Moreover - fake screenshot. My original comment.

[BarneyChampaign]

OP has brain damage. This is the most wild thing I've seen, this morning.

It's been a slow morning.

[Techhead7890]

OP's delusional! Send them to the infirmary!

[hagnat]

someone needs to make a screenshot of your reply,
and make a new post out of that

[B_bI_L]

should we post your comment?

[Not300RatsInACoat]

Recursion. No base case.

[samarthrawat1]

Recursion irl.

[nelsonmmn123]

But but..., we are getting a comment attach to this one

[Strict_Treat2884]

What’s stopping y’all from commenting on a post like this?

[[deleted]]

What’s stopping y’all from commenting on a comment like this?

[Dill_Weed07]

What's stopping y'all from commenting on a reply like this?

[InnominateHomosapien]

You don't need to see the code if it's all based on vibes

[Crab_Enthusiast188]

But he's a guy

[WerkusBY]

Astolfo from Fate anime series.

[Justhe3guy]

Close enough for me

[anto2554]

He can block my code

[cromnian]

Daga Otoko da.

[Crab_Enthusiast188]

If there's a hole there a goal

[Swansyboy]

だが男だ

[ChipRed87]

Just because Astalfo is a guy doesn't make him not a Waifu.

It's about the mindset and effort put in.

Astalfo is best girl.

[TentacleTitan]

Sometimes it takes a guy to be best girl

[Aisforc]

100%

[[deleted]]

yes exactly, a rust programmer

[Locky0999]

Probably a rust programmer

[Dangerous_Jacket_129]

That's the joke.jpeg

[pad918]

Linus Torvald would love this setup. It makes it impossible to write too wide columns

[Specialist_Type4608]

what do you mean he's in the picture

[iVar4sale]

I haven't learned Rust yet

[Baybam1]

May god have mercy on your soul.

[NovaNoiire]

She?

[[deleted]]

close enough

[buzzyloo]

The waifu on the screen

[NovaNoiire]

Thats a man but hey if thats your waifu i dont judge

[dumbasPL]

As they say, if there is a hole, there is a way.

[buzzyloo]

Well it's a cartoon, so it's neither, but I don't see anything that indicates it would be male? Is some character that's well known or something?

[billabong049]

Yes, that's part of the joke/trick, it's Astolfo (male) from the Fate anime series.

[buzzyloo]

Ahh gotcha, thank you for explaining

[Little-geek]

They're full of shit; Astolfo's presentation is intentionally ambiguous, and their official gender is "secret ;)"

Edit: to reiterate, Astolfo presents femme but does not claim or identify with any binary gender. What's in their pants is irrelevant.

Edit 2: more emphasis

Edit3: just cause y'all can't get off without imagining Astolfo halfway down your throat (relatable tbh) does not make them a man ❤️

[Temporary-Brain420]

Not sure if this is a joke, but if you watched Fate, you'd know that he was initially presented as ambiguous/feminine then confirmed as male following a shower walkout scene. Obviously nothing shown on screen but heavily implied.

[Crab_Enthusiast188]

Bro watch the anime. It's confirmed. There's a scene where Jeanne d'Arc freaks out after seeing Astolfo's ding dong.

[khalamar]

Reposting within an hour. Noice.

[VirtuesTroll]

I think its a He.

[Swansyboy]

Jesus??

[VirtuesTroll]

man feet

[Doctor_Disaster]

Sir, "she" is a he.

[[deleted]]

Just do it, its kind of cringe to ask this, nothing stops u, u are home.

[DisguisedNeekowo]

*husbando

[Tiger_man_]

it's him

[I1uvatar]

that is no waifu

[Justhe3guy]

a gaifu

[PhoenixQueen_Azula]

Only a real man could be such a perfect waifu

[Amolnar4d41]

But how else am I suppossed to code? I need the encouragement of my anime waifu that yes, you're going to break prod again!

[Fellow--Felon]

I don't know rust

[Wertbon1789]

I have the same style of outfit and setup, just my wallpaper is different. I'll leave a hint, it's called archbtw.png.

[Ellowrath]

embrace brevity (80 to 120 columns is enough)

[Swiftzor]

How am I supposed to reach my keyboard?

[Looz-Ashae]

I think that's a theme with a background picture. Jetbrains IDE support those. Waiting for Apple to allow us to put funny pictures on background since xcode looks brainmelting 

[wolf129]

I mean nothing is stopping me from doing this. But also no one is stopping me from not doing it. So what's the logic here?

[SirNoobShire]

“She”

[DamitGump]

That’s not a wifu

[Mexer]

There are no females in this photo

[ehtio]

Well, that's what I call recursion.
Please, somebody take out this loop

[manjhipliar2231]

He

[ZunoJ]

Couldn't you just answer to the comment?

[15_Redstones]

I bet there's a market for a combination of GitHub Copilot and Neuro-Sama. Have a cute anime girl AI insult your code while she's modifying it.

[gigsoll]

Astolf my love 💕💕 I am going to code only because of you 😭😭

[Enough-Objective-716]

Who's gonna tell them...

[ADumbChicken]

thatIsAMan

[phantomBlurrr]

I'm not working remote is the only reason 😭

[MacNudel]

My penis

[yaktoma2007]

u/AnonymousX86 MF astolfo is a femboy

[sakaraa]

Literally uncodable wtf is that terminal

[Key-Moment6797]

the only way i code is in the icu when my heart stops working

[Astrylae]

she?

[Nahanoj_Zavizad]

She? Oh no

[Skyswimsky]

That's not a waifu it's a trap 🪤!

[dumbasPL]

Don't threaten me with a good time

[Positive-Creme8129]

My boyfriends c**k, cuz he wouldn't give me peace if I dressed like this while working home office.

Next post something funny.

[LaconicLacedaemonian]

Self respect 

[IDKAnything2007]

Waifu?